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calendar • M Mltem Conferenet on Htll1h &Ire In tile Eldllly, "StroD and Stroh RehabmtaUon: 8 I .m.-S pm., 2111 edical Education and Biomedical Facility.

• "Ion TalD lift from thl Java Ho $I,. author Anthony Swofford and singer-songwriter John GorU, '0 a m., Java House, 211 E W h ngton St., and WSUI

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• Mlrtln luthlr King Jr. Humin Rights Eftnt, Mlrlln luther King Jr. Dlvenlty Research Symposium, John Paul Chllsson'Cardenls, noon, lindquist Center Jones Commons.

• Center for Teachlnll Spring Teachlnll Circles, "HOW to urge stu-dents to come to class prepared," 12:30 p.m., 4039 Main library.

• Cultural Frameworb for Civil Liberties lecture Series, "Fighting for Democracy: Afrlcln American Military Stories about World War II ,» Kimberley Phillips, College of William and Miry, 4 p.m., 704 Jefferson Building.

• Anthony Swofford, rtldlng , 8 p.m., Prairie Lights Books, 15 S. Dubuque st.

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• Night Games, 10:30 p.m. • Institute for Sacred Music 2004, Saturday, Field House. location and time TBA; contact 335-

1160. • liberation TheolollY Seminar, "The Need tor a New Theology," 2:30 p.m. Feb. 1, Newman Catholic Student Center, 104 E. Jefferson St.

• Electronic MUSic Studios, lawrence Fritts, director, 8 p.m. Feb. 1, Clapp Recital Hall.

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Paul Cates of the American Civil Uberties Union, on an appeals court ruling upholding Rorida's ban

on homosexual couples adopting children.

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Are you Interested in running for UI Student Government, but don't know anything about it? Please attend one of these informational meetings held by Ihe Student Elections Board .

Feb. 2: 5:30-6:30 p.m. 351 IMU Feb. 3: 5:30'6:30 p.m. 351 IMU

At these meetings you Will be given a chance to talk to members of the current UISG executive branch and ask them any questions you may have. In addition, the Elections Board will be present to help explain the election process If you have any Questions, please contact the UISG office, 46 IMU, or check out its Web site: http://WWW.ulowa.edu!-ulsg.

public access schedule UITV schedule Noon Music da Mu DalkofTaiko Drums 12:30 p.m. Kucinich for President 1 Decorating With Nature 1:35 AerohawksNideo Rental 1:55 Hy-Vee Song 2 Maktabl Piano ReCital 2:55 All About Eve 3 Salsang With Gangajl 4 Conversations

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5 U.N. Report 5:30 Breaking the Bank 6 Gospel Explosion Ministry 7 Country TIme Country 8 Eden 8:30 Professor Noodle 9 Uncovered: The Whole Truth About the Iraq War 10 Silvis Full Gospel 11 Tom's Guitar Show (Replay)

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HAD IT COMING.

6:30 p.m. Iowa Basketball with Steve Alford 7 Steve Alford Press Conference (Rebroadcast) 7:30 Lisa Bluder Press Conference (Rebroadcast) 8 College of Engineering: Intellectual Property and Patent law 9 Ida Beam Sponsored lecturer Sherry Simon 10 Student Video Productions

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ARIES (March 21·AprIl19): Hard work will bring rewards. Doors are opening, and your options are growing. Take on extra wori<, and you will be praised for your ability to get things done. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You must not take anything or anyone for granted. Make your plans carefully, leaving no room for error. Include the people you care most about so that no one feels left out. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You will be indecisive about every-thing today. You will probably be given the wrong information about something you are working on. The more you can do to Improve the issues causing you grief, the better. CANCER (June 21-July 22): What you do today could alter the way things turn out in your future. You can secure a relationship or earn a higher position in an organization you belong to. lEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may be questioned if you have made promises that aren't being honored. You wl\\ have to counteract any negative action by taking positive action. Backtrack If you must, but gel the lob done. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Listen to advice from someone you respecl on how to face the present situation. You can incorpo-rate some of the methods you learn Into your everyday life in order to make things better. LIBRA (Sept. 23-0ct. 22): TIme may be a factor when comes to a deal you are involved in. Contracts that are not In your favor must be dealt with. If you have 10 walk away from a deal, be prepared to do so. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): New romantic encounters will develop through events you attend or a hobby you are trying to develop. The support you drum up, coupled with your magnetic ability to lead, will bring great results. SAGITIARIUS (Nov. 22·Dec. 21): Consider applying for a pOSi-tion that will give you the freedom to do what you enjoy doing the most. Don't settle for anything less than what you know you are capable of doing. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Get involved in social activities. Partnerships can form, and opportunities will occur. Travel should be In your plans. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): look at the Dig picture, and you can avoid arguments that will lead to grief. Include the whole family in your plans, or you may hurt someone's feelings. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your sweet and congenial way of dealing with people will result in love and romance today. Take the initiative to get involved in something that will introduce you to a whole new group of people.

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• Show sensitivity toward any Bears fans that might be present,

as they are not accustomed to viewing such fast-paced

professional talent.

• Tortilla chips are a Super Bowl dream, but a carbohydrate night-

mare. Try serving something more Atkins-friendly, such as

sausages, ham hocks, or chicken gizzards.

• Some find the commercials to be the Super Bowl 's most

entertaining feature. Do your best not to invite people with

such priorities.

• Halftime entertainment often makes or oreaks the experience.

So be sure to have a backup plan in case Aerosmith or Beyonce can't make it to the apartment

• Watching football Is made more exciting with a solid knowledge of the game. Help enlighten guests

by mentioning each player's season statistics and arrest

records While the contest unfolds.

• Avoid a repeat of last year's unfortunate halftime

"performance" by drinking tess beer and keeping your pants up.

• Rememoer that a good host always makes sure there's

enough body paint to go around.

• Finally, a chance for you and your friends to showcase those deep

allegiances to the Carolina Panthers. Don't let any nonbelievers disrupt this momentous occasion.

For complete TV listings and program guides, check out Arts and Entertainment at www.dailyiowan.com.

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