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Issue 135 of Quench, Cardiff University's fortnightly student magazine.

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Quench

Issue 135 · April 22nd 2013

Take A BreakFeatures · Interviews · Fashion & Beauty

Travel · Culture · LGBT+ · Music Film · Video Games · Food & Drink

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Contents. issue 135 · 22nd April 2013

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Features5 . THE GAP Jasmine Losasso explains why the latest fashion statement is quite literally a waste of space. 7 · UNIVERSITY, IS IT JUST A DOSS?Sam Hickman discusses whether or not a degree is really enough to set you up for life.

Columnist8 · ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? With the Welsh Varsity looming, Rachel Moloney talks about rivalry in showbusiness.

Interviews9 · THE BREUDDWYDION PROJECT Quench spoke to Cai Morgensen, a teenager whose charity compilation raised money for The Joshua Foundation.10· BASTILLE Matthew Jones caught up with singer Dan Smith ahead of their show DW�&DUGL�6ROXV��

11· MAMA ROSIN James Robinson spoke to the Swiss band during their recent YLVLW�WR�&DUGL��12· LEWIS WATSON Beth Gregory chatted with the singer-song writer before his gig at Clwb Ifor Bach.

Fashion & Beauty13 · CARDIFF FASHION QUARTER Jordan Brewer YLVLWV�RQH�RI�&DUGL¶V�fashion hotspots. 14 · THREE OF THE BEST FASHION BLOGS as chosen by Lorna Mason.15. STREET STYLE Charlie Mock snaps VRPH�RI�&DUGL¶V�¿QHVW�

Travel16 · AN AFRICA SPECIAL Discover unexpected stories of life in Zambia and sand boarding in South Africa.

LGBT+19 · DUCE FOR AN EQUAL SCOREThomas Leeming caught up with LGBT+ 2FHU���������HOHFW��$GDP�'XFH�20 · THIS TIME IT’S PERSONAL...Erin Ekins joined the counter protesters during an anti-gay rally in Trafalgar Square.

Culture 21 · KNOCK KNOCK, WHO’S THERE? An insight into The Welsh Unsigned Stand-up Award.22 · LITERARY ADVENTURESExplore literature in Wales and beyond.

Music23 · THE RECORD STORES OF CARDIFF From Spillers to Catapult, Stephen Springate looks at vinyl hotspots available in your city.24 · WALES GOES POP! Music report on their experiences from &DUGL¶V�\RXQJHVW�IHVWLYDO�

Film26 · VICKY MCCLURE The BAFTA winning actress discusses nerves, knockbacks and the importance of home-grown cinema.28 · PROFILE: Tom Connick takes a ORRN�DW�$PHULFDQ�KRUURU�¿OP�GLUHFWRU��George A. Romero.29 · REVIEWS Oblivion, The Place Beyond The Pines and Scary Movie 5.

Video Games30 · BIOSHOCK INFINITE0LFKDHO�2¶&RQQHOO�'DYLGVRQ�reviews the newest installment of the Bioshock franchise.

Food & Drink34 · TAKE A BREAK Food share their ODWHVW�LQVLJKWV�LQWR�WKH�ZRUOG�RI�FRHH��WHD�and cake.

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Editors: Laura Evans & Jo Southerd

Creative Director:Luke Slade

Features: Helen Cameron, Johannes Laubmeier, Rebecca Newby & Charlotte Wace

: T h e T e a mColumnist: Rachel Moloney

Fashion & Beauty: Sophie Chamberlain, Vicky Gadsden, Jacqueline Kilikita & Olivia Reidy

Travel: Heather Arnold

LGBT+: Thomas Leeming& Erin Ekins

Culture: Jess Rayner

Music: Rosey Brown, Kit Denison & Stephen Springate

Film: Becky Johnson, Amy Pay & Becky Wilson

Videogames: Michael O’Connell-Davidson

Food & Drink:Isabel Larner �/DXUD�0DULQLFă

Photography Team: Nandra Galang AnissaGeorge FieldingKatarzyna LewandowskaSher Min TanBethan Phillips Oliver Richards Óliviá Walthö

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It’s that time of year again. Lectures are coming to an end, essay deadlines approach, exam period is looming and all as the sun is beginning to show its face. Typical. Having had what feels like the longest, gloomiest winter ever, summer LV�¿QDOO\�SHHNLQJ�LWV�KHDG�RXW�IURP�DURXQG�the corner, but then spitefully teasing us by shouting: ‘You can’t enjoy me yet, haven’t you got a degree to complete?’Yeah shut up summer, I’ll still get my ice cream from the van outside The Woodville on my way to the ASSL.

I shan’t continue to moan about how much work everyone has to do because I’m assuming the reason you’re reading this is because it’s work that you’re avoiding. We’ve named this issue ‘Take A Break’, because quite simply, it’s what you probably need to do. Admittedly we’ve stolen this idea from our Food and Drink section (not the trashy TV guide of the same name) who, in this issue, give you an insight into the world of

a w o r d f r o m L a u r aFRHH��WHD�DQG�FDNH��3HUIHFW��7KH�DPD]LQJ�FDNH�on our cover is a photo taken from the Great 5RDWK�%DNH�2�ZKLFK�WRRN�SODFH�RQ�6DWXUGD\�6th April. Turn to page 35 for more mouth watering treats.

Elsewhere in Quench, Film was lucky enough to be invited to a night with BAFTA winning actress and This is England star, Vicky McClure. She speaks in her interview, along with co-star -RKQQ\�2ZHQ��DERXW�WKH�¿OP�DQG�WHOHYLVLRQ�industry and her experiences of nerves, knockbacks and the importance of home cinema. Turn to page 26 for more.:DOHV�*RHV�3RS��LV�&DUGL¶V�\RXQJHVW�IHVWLYDO�

and took place over the recent bank holiday weekend. Organised by a band called The School, the micro-fest was ‘an-all ages pop weekender’ and Music went along too. Turn to pages 24 and 25 to read their reviews.

You might have noticed the absence of our Interviews section recently; well this issue, it’s

back with a vengence. On page 10 Quench chats to chart-topper Bastille, and on page 9 Laura 0DULQLFă�WDONV�WR�D�&DUGL�WHHQDJHU�QDPHG�Cai, the creator of a charity compilation album raising funds for The Joshua Foundation. A brilliant idea and for such a great cause. $V�DOZD\V��&DUGL�6WXGHQW�0HGLD�ZHOFRPHV�

anyone who wants to be involved. We’ve UHORFDWHG�IURP�WKH��WK�ÀRRU�RI�WKH�6WXGHQWV¶�8QLRQ�WR�WKH��UG�ÀRRU��MXVW�SDVW�WKH�6QRRNHU�room. Even though it’s a busy time of year for everyone, there’s still lots of exciting things going on. With Varsity approaching, Xpress Radio, CUTV and gair rhydd are all looking for anybody who wants to help with the day’s coverage. Despite having very little knowledge of nor interest in sports, Jo’s been helping out VLQFH�¿UVW�\HDU��LW¶V�JUHDW�WR�JHW�LQYROYHG�LQ��WDNH�KHU�ZRUG�IRU�LW��'R�FRPH�DQG�¿QG�XV�LQ�RXU�QHZ�RFHV���LW¶V�not too late in the term, whatever your interests!

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‘The Gap’ has 713,521 likes on Facebook. If you’re not already following Cara Delevingne’s thigh gap on twitter, let me explain ‘the Gap’ phenomenon using

WKH�KLJKO\�VFLHQWL¿F�WHUPLQRORJ\�RQ�WKH�)DFHERRN�JURXS��7KH�gap is ‘the distance between a girl’s legs, directly below her pubis symphsis. (There is a slight distance decrease as the inner thigh usually bulges in, about 1-1.5” down from the perineum. This is natural in even the most perfect 18 year old specimens)’. I believe this description may have prompted you to ask yourself the following questions: do I have a gap? Should I have a gap? Am I less of a human being if I don’t have a gap? Does Gisele have one? And most importantly, am I a ‘perfect 18 year old specimen’? In my case, the answer to these questions are ‘no’, ‘unsure’, ‘I hope not’, ‘probably’ and ‘being 21, it’s pretty impossible for me to be counted a ‘perfect 18 year old specimen’’. So, I’ve concluded that I’m faced with two options: either lose so much weight that my breasts shrink to the size of pen lids and I’m forced to take iron supplements, or physically carve chunks out of my thighs whilst weeping about how repulsive and undesirable I am. Neither option is particularly inviting.

Ever since the interwar years and this thing called Mass Consumer Culture� WRRN� R�� ZH� ZHUH� DOO� WROG� WKDW� EHDXW\�supplements were a good idea (don’t cry though, consumerism also brought you your iPad). If I were you, I’d probably buy a J\P�PHPEHUVKLS�WR�ZRUN�RQ�\RXU�µÀDQNV¶�DQG�JHW�ULG�RI�\RXU�

bingo wings. Also, make sure you buy hair care products. And makeup. And fake tan. And anti-cellulite cream. Oh, and don’t IRUJHW�EUHDVW�¿UPLQJ�ORWLRQ��%XW�\HDK��WKH�VFDU\�WKLQJ�DERXW�the gap is, it’s pretty much unobtainable for the majority of women. In fact, quite sensitively, The Gap Facebook group reassures us that: ‘possessing a gap does not depend on the weight of the female, it is genetic. Slim or plus-size women can have the gap. It’s a bit like having thin ankles or thick ankles.’ After reading this terrible news I immediately went out to buy a tape measure to work out the circumference of my ankles. Not.

Unsurprisingly, the Daily Mail online did not hesitate in posting an article in which some moronic personal trainer FDOOHG� 0DWW� 7RZQVHQG� LQVWUXFWHG� DOO� RI� XV� WKLJK�FKDQJ�bitches to do SQUATS, the ‘Single-leg Romanian Deadlift’, the ‘Glute Bridge with Medicine Ball between knees’, the ‘Lateral Lunge’ and the ‘wall squat with medicine ball between knees’ in order to obtain the (apparently) extremely desirable thigh-gap. I’m sorry, what? Townsend claimed that: ‘One of the most common questions I receive is how to get rid of inner thigh fat’. How depressing. Apparently, it isn’t just ¿WQHVV�WUDLQHUV�WKDW�DUH�KRXQGHG�DERXW�WKH�WKLJK�JDS��3ODVWLF�VXUJHRQV� DUH� VHHLQJ� D� ULVH� LQ� WKH� GHPDQG� IRU� WKLJK�VSHFL¿F�FRVPHWLF� SURFHGXUHV�� 2QH� %ULWLVK� FRVPHWLF� FOLQLF�� /RYH/LWH��told the Daily Mail that they’ve seen a two hunded and forty percent rise in demand for procedures like lipoglaze, which

freezes up fat cells so they die and disappear. Can we just pause for a second to consider that aspiring to achieve a thigh-gap is about as realistic as trying to gain weight under your armpits? It’s also pointless, and anyone who is judging your personal worth on whether you have a thigh-gap is frankly an enormous idiot. Personally, I couldn’t care less whether you have a thigh-gap or not and the majority of my (male and female) peers feel the same way. (Disgraceful Daily Mail comments included: ‘I wish more women would follow the wonderful example set by these gorgeous ladies [Victoria’s Secret models]’ and ‘Anyone who disagrees that the thigh gap look isn’t a good look is obviously a jealous, bored and fat house frau that would kill to look like these [Victoria’s Secret] models.’)

I’ve no doubt that many of you have trawled through Tumblr or Facebook, staring at the smooth brown arses of the thigh-gap elite, thinking back in horror to the time you put Vaseline in between your thighs on sports day that year, and IHHOLQJ� OLNH� DQ� LQVLJQL¿FDQW� KXPDQ� EHLQJ�� ,¶YH� JRW� H[FHOOHQW�news for you. You’re not! Just because the media tells us we’re all failing in life because we don’t have a gap between our thighs, it doesn’t mean we actually are! There is no naturally ‘perfect’ way to look. Think about it this way: the slim body LPDJHV�PDQ\�RI�XV�DVSLUH� WR�DUH�SUHWW\�GLHUHQW� WR� WKRVH�RI�our parents’ and grandparents’ generations, right? Marilyn Monroe didn’t have a thigh-gap. Twiggy was pretty skinny but

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do you reckon she went to the gym? However, in a 2009 DUWLFOH��VRFLDO�VFLHQWLVWV�5HEHNDK�)R[��.ULVWLQ�+H �HUQDQ��Paula Nicolson claimed that ‘many women do not want to DGPLW�WKDW�WKH\�DUH�LQÀ�XHQFHG�E\�VXFK�PHGLD�SUHVVXUH��EXW�secretly they put pressure upon themselves if they do not conform to societal ideals’. Unfortunately, today women’s slim and muscular body ‘has become a public expression of success, achievement and androgyny’.

In the 1980s, it was decided that the ideal female body was not only thin but also muscular and, in the last thirty years, there has been a substantial rise of participation LQ� NHHS�¿�W� FODVVHV�� HVSHFLDOO\� E\� ZRPHQ� XQGHU� ���� ,W� LV�assumed today that if we go and buy specialised gym equipment, go and buy a gym membership, go and buy a sports bra and a workout top and go to the gym four times a week we’ll all be getting closer to that ideal slim and muscular female body, patronisingly smiling at us from the pages of Vogue. In 1977, walking and swimming were the most frequent forms of exercise among women, ZLWK�µJ\PQDVWLFV��\RJD�DQG�NHHS�¿�W¶�SUDFWLVHG�E\�RQO\�����7KLV�¿�JXUH�URVH�WR�����LQ�������ZDV�DW�����E\������DQG�E\�the mid-90s a third of women under 30, from non-manual RFFXSDWLRQV�� µZRUNHG� RXW¶� UHJXODUO\�� 7KH� ¿�WQHVV� PDUNHW�was worth £682m by 1996, £1.6bn in 2001 and now stands at a healthy £2.5bn. Don’t get me wrong, if you are genuinely going to the gym to keep your running heartbeat below 200bpm and to decrease your chances of dying from cardiovascular disease – fair enough. However, I am certain that many women ‘work out’ because they want to look good. It is clear that some people while some of us might think contemporary representations of idealised bodies are ridiculous, we are not immune to them. And do you know what is even more horrible? People are nearly DOZD\V�GH¿�QHG�E\� WKHLU�SK\VLFDO� DSSHDUDQFH��:RPHQ� LQ�particular are regularly judged by their appearance, as opposed to their intellectual capacity, sense of humour or virtues. ‘Failure to conform to narrowly prescribed beauty ideas has become not merely aesthetically disagreeable EXW�PRUDOO\�GH¿�FLHQW�¶

Although admittedly it’s not their fault, at the moment Victoria’s Secret models quite expertly represent the ideal ‘slim and muscular’ female body. They must have thought they had hit the jackpot when it became clear that the ‘bow-legged, prepubescent’ look was all the rage now. Unfortunately though, not all women are naturally tall with ‘good’ breasts and ridiculously long legs. Nor does every woman fancy going to pilates, ‘pump and tone’ or ‘step’ or whatever every other day of the week.

These models give women an unrealistic image to aspire to. Also, not only are these kinds of preposterous beauty ideals making women feel like dog turd, they are also fairly FRQGHVFHQGLQJ� WR�PHQ�ZKR�� ZH¶UH� OHG� WR� EHOLHYH�� ¿�QG� D�JDS�QHDU�RXU�YDJLQDV�DURXVLQJ��7KDW�LV��WKH\�¿�QG�D�VSDFH�DURXVLQJ��8OWLPDWHO\�WKH\�¿�QG�QRWKLQJ�DURXVLQJ��Still yearning for a thigh-gap? Pay a visit to http://fuckyeahthighgap.tumblr.com and take note of how the girls posting photos of themselves are clearly starving themselves. I had a scroll through the images whilst eating pizza, and I didn’t feel guilty. In order to scare you a little bit more, I’m going to talk a bit about eating disorders, which occur mainly among teenagers and young women. %HIRUH�WKH�����V��DQRUH[LD�ZDV�H[WUHPHO\�UDUH�DQG�EXOLPLD�was virtually unknown. So it seems those diseases were pretty much invented (at least in part) by preposterous DQG� XQUHDOLVWLF� EHDXW\� LGHDOV�� :KLOH� WUHDWPHQW� DSSHDUV�to be relatively successful for anorexia, psychological and SK\VLFDO� KHDOWK� SUREOHPV� SHUVLVW� LQ�PDQ\� VX �HUHUV� DQG�EHWZHHQ���DQG�����RI�GLDJQRVHG�FDVHV�DUH�IDWDO��VRPH�RI�which are suicides)./HQD�'XQKDP��WKH�FUHDWRU�DQG�VWDU�RI�WKH�+%2�VHULHV�

Girls, was named Time Magazine’s coolest person of the year in 2012. She also appeared naked during an opening skit at the Emmy Awards, eating birthday cake while sitting RQ�D�WRLOHW��/HQD�VSDUNHG�FRQWURYHUV\�ZKHQ�VKH�DSSHDUHG�to wear no trousers to an event last year and faced harsh FRPPHQWV�IURP�EORJJHUV�DERXW�KHU�GLPSOHG�WKLJKV��/HQD�VDLG��³/DVW�ZHHN�,�ZRUH�VRPHWKLQJ�WR�DQ�HYHQW���D�ELJ�WRS�and little shorts, and a bunch of [blog posts] came out that I had been out without pants [trousers]”. She continued, “I don’t think a girl with tiny thighs would have received so much no-pants attention… Get used to it. I’m going to live until 105 and I’m going to show my thighs every day.” /HW�KHU�ZRUGV�EH�DQ�LQVSLUDWLRQ�WR�XV�DOO��,�LQYLWH�ZRPHQ�and men alike to join together to give the gap a resounding µI �R � ¶��

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UNIVERSITY, IS IT JUST A DOSS?

Not every degree is the same; contact hours, DVVLJQPHQWV�DQG�PRGXOH�OD\RXWV�FDQ�DOO�EH�GLHUHQW��There are some courses, like geology, chemistry or

biomedical science, where 9-4 is a typical working day, while in the humanities-based subjects a 4 and a half hour week may seem like a lot of work. There is a shocking amount of IUHH�WLPH�RQ�D�PXVLF�FRXUVH�DQG�LW�LV�D�VWUXJJOH�WR�¿OO�LW�'XULQJ� P\� ¿UVW� \HDU� ,� ZDV� FRPSOHWHO\� XQGHUZKHOPHG� E\�it all. Going from 9-4 in school every day, then 9-4 for A-levels (with a part-time 18 hour job at the weekends), it ZDV�D�FRPSOHWH�FXOWXUH�VKRFN�WR�FRPH�WR�XQLYHUVLW\�DQG�¿QG�that there were only 8 hours worth of lectures a week... it ZDV�SDUWLFXODUO\�GLFXOW�WR�JHW�P\�KHDG�DURXQG�ZKDW�WR�GR�during my free time. I joined various societies and clubs, got LQYROYHG�LQ�WKH�/*%7��DVVRFLDWLRQ�DQG�HYHQ�VWDUWHG�EXVNLQJ��baking, knitting, Ebaying and generally waiting around for yet another week of practically nothing on my timetable. In comparison, my housemates, (2 geologists, 2 biomedical scientists, a chemist and a mathematician) had as many as ������KRXUV�RI� OHFWXUH� WLPH�� ODEV�DQG�¿HOG� WULSV�D�ZHHN�� ,��on the other hand, found myself with almost 40 hours of unscheduled time during the day.

The idea that ‘a degree is not enough’ is one that is extremely prevalent in our institutions. It is because of this that the typical student often feels compelled to do more ZLWK�WKHLU�µIUHH�WLPH¶��:KLOVW�GLVFXVVLQJ�WKLV�WRSLF�ZLWK�P\�IDU�busier house-mates, the general consensus was ‘I don’t have any free time!’ or ‘If I’m not working, I’m either sleeping or drinking’. In these intense, 9-6 day degrees there are more regular exams and tests, but they are worth less. For example, in music, students may have a module which is 10 credits of the 120 required for the year; it will be assessed by 1 essay, ZRUWK�����RI�WKH�RYHUDOO�JUDGH��DQG�WKHUH�ZLOO�EH�DQ�H[DP�at the end of term. Conversely, courses such as Maths have FODVV�WHVWV��ZKLFK�FRXQW�WR�����DQG�WKHUH�DUH�SUHVHQWDWLRQV�LQ�JHRORJ\�ZKLFK�FRXQW�IRU�DERXW�����RI�D����FUHGLW�PRGXOH��There is a stark contrast between student ideas towards working, drinking and social attitudes depending on which school their degree is based in. Mindset is usually determined by how many hours they have in the day just to sit about and ponder ‘is this worth £3-£9,000 a year?’

For me the answer is NO. In view of the current job climate and the unemployment rate and simply the amount of transferable skills, a Music degree was the most ridiculous idea I have ever had. No interviewer, for instance, is ever going to say: ‘Oh! You know how you compose music using a serealist hexachordal rotation technique! That’s just what we need!’ In the current job climate, my situation is that of the late, great rena de la salsa, Celia Cruz, who was told from a young age (growing up in Cuba) that she could either be a music teacher or a global icon, there was no in between. Today this is precisely the case, only we’re governed by conservatives, which is pretty much the opposite of communists...

The trouble with degrees like this is that they don’t teach the skills that would appeal to an employer and, for the average music student, it is a hopeless situation. That’s why it make sense for students who have this much free time to get involved with something other than their degree subject. The irony of the situation is, if I was to do any other degree, such as Psychology or Medicine, my musical skills would be viewed as an extra-curricular activity and I would be praised IRU�KDYLQJ�GLHUHQW�LQWHUHVWV�RWKHU�WKDQ�P\�VWXGLHV��+RZHYHU��whilst studying for a Music degree, doing more music on top RI�WKLV��EHLQJ�LQ�HYHU\�HQVHPEOH�\RX�FDQ�¿QG��DQG�NQRZLQJ�every standard aria in the book, are not transferable skills. If you look at the current job market, you will see that there are no full-time jobs for new music graduates. As well as this, with degrees like Maths, there are hundreds of highly competitive internships which are often paid. If you were to look at the humanities subjects and arts subjects like music \RX�ZRXOG�¿QG�WKDW�WKHUH�LV�D�ORW�WR�EH�GHVLUHG�

The most practical thing a music student could do to ‘set WKHP�XS� IRU� OLIH¶�ZRXOG� EH� WR� QRW� GR�PXVLF� VSHFL¿F� WKLQJV�DQG� EUDQFK� RXW�� ,� EHFDPH�:RPHQ¶V�2FHU� WKLV� \HDU�� DQG�simply having that experience of being something other than a ‘music student’ puts me in a far better position than the typical student attending 4 and a half hours a week of lectures, and singing or playing until they are hoarse or their ¿QJHUV�EOHHG�

Naturally, like all degrees, Music is what you make of it. There are some students who go in for their lectures, panic

about essays the night before they’re due in, and ‘practice’ in the shower. Alternatively, there are those that throw WKHPVHOYHV�LQWR�LW��GR�WKH�GLFXOW�DQG�FKDOOHQJLQJ�PRGXOHV��panic about essays two weeks before they’re due in and still RQO\�¿QLVK�WKHP�KRXUV�EHIRUH�WKH�GHDGOLQH��7KH�WURXEOH�ZLWK�music students is that they seem constantly busy, while they, comparatively, having practically little work at all.These last two weeks have been the ‘hell week’. There were eight assignments due in and they were all given to us over a month ago. Come the morning of the deadlines, and the music department is a-buzz with panic as half the referencing hasn’t been done or a spell check hasn’t been run or some minor (and sometimes major) part hasn’t even been written.This is the case with quite a lot of degrees, however, when you only have around 5 hours of lectures a week, 4 hours of rehearsals a week and a lot of free time in between this, there is no reason to be in a ‘last minute panic’ about something like this. Meanwhile, in the Earth Sciences department, with WKHLU�����ZHHNV��H[FOXGLQJ�:HGQHVGD\V���GRXEOH�WKH�DPRXQW�of modules and course work, it is perfectly natural for a VWXGHQW�WR�ZDNH�XS�DW���WR�¿QLVK�DQ�DVVLJQPHQW��7KH\�VLPSO\�don’t have enough ‘free time’ to complete them without dying of sleep deprivation.

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16 Welsh and English singing bands, amongst which The Joy Formidable, have donated tracks for a charity compilation. The project was initiated by Cai Morgensen, an ambitious teenager, who transformed his A-levels project into a real success. The album’s launch took place last month in Gwdihw and the money raised through its sale goes to The Joshua Foundation.

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Cai, what are you currently doing? You have

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You have been referred to you as “the Welsh

Bob Geldof”? Do you see yourself this way? Did

you look up to the Irish artist?

The Pontypridd Observer ¿UVW�UHIHUUHG�PH�DV�WKH�‘Welsh Bob Geldof’. I’m not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing...but I’ll take it as a compliment! During the project, I haven’t ever compared this project to /LYH�$LG�or Band Aid��EHFDXVH�WKH\�DUH�RQ�D�GLHUHQW�VFDOH��EXW�Bob Geldof’s projects’ success did really prove to me that uniting a group of musicians could raise a lot of money for a charity.

How did you select the bands featured on the

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mini album, that was then going to be sold in gigs in the area, because at the time I wasn’t really sure if the idea ZRXOG�WDNH�R��6R�,�VWDUWHG�DVNLQJ�GLHUHQW�EDQGV�DQG�they all agreed to be on the album. Therefore, I found myself in a situation where I felt that I could ask more EDQGV�IURP�GLHUHQW�SDUWV�RI�WKH�FRXQWU\��VR�,�DVNHG�another 6, and they agreed! At this point I was up to about 12 bands, and then I decided why not try a bigger band? I contacted Atlantic Records to ask whether The Joy Formidable would be happy to donate a track, and I couldn’t believe it, within three days I had a reply back saying that they had a song that they wanted to donate. I honestly thought it was one of my friends playing a prank on me to start! When The Joy Formidable agreed to be on the album, it made more artists want to join then as well! I got up to 16 tracks then: 8 Welsh singing bands and 8 English singing bands. I know most of the bands that are on the album personally through going to gigs and playing alongside them so that’s how I asked them all.

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When I started this project, I was in 6th form in Ysgol Gyfun Rhydfelen. We had to think of ways to raise money for a charity as a part of the Welsh Baccalaure-DWH��:H�ZHUH�VSOLW�LQWR�GLHUHQW�JURXSV�DQG�WROG�WR�VWDUW�brainstorming ideas. Then we’d have to pitch the idea in front of a panel of local business people like Dragons Den to see if the idea could work. The winners then would go on to actually co-ordinate the project. Before ZH�ZHUH�VSOLW�XS�LQWR�GLHUHQW�JURXSV��ZH�KDG�WR�GHFLGH�as a 6th form which charity the money was going to go

to, and because the school has got a history of raising money for The Joshua Foundation�LQ�GLHUHQW�SURMHFWV�in the past, we thought why not give the money to them if we go ahead with this!+RZ�GLG�\RX�¿QG�WKH�UHOHDVH�QLJKW"�:DV�LW�LQ�line with your expectations?

The launch night went really well. I wasn’t expecting that many people to be there! I was hoping that around 40 people would turn up. Gwdihw isn’t a massive venue so 40 in there would have been really nice, but just over 70 were there on the launch night and the place was packed! It’s such a nice venue, I’m so glad I went there to launch the album.

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RUJDQLVLQJ�VLPLODU�SURMHFWV"��Who knows…I’ve learnt so much over the process of co-ordinating this album, and I’ve really enjoyed every second of it. It has really challenged me. It was a pretty special feeling seeing all of those people come to support the project on the launch night. I think there will be some similar project to come in the future, EXW�ZKDW��,�GRQ¶W�NQRZ��,¶YH�JRW�D�KDQGIXO�RI�GLHUHQW�LGHDV�ÀRDWLQJ�DURXQG�LQ�P\�KHDG�DW�WKH�PRPHQW�WKDW�combines music and raising money for charity that I’ll develop sometime over the next few months and who knows what will happen next.

The album is currently available to buy on ITunes, Spotify and Bandcamp.

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Congratulations on the number 1 album and the number 2 single – Pompeii’s got something like 7 million views on YouTube now, how does it feel?So weird! I got a call from one of the people at work yesterday and apparently it’s sold over ��������FRSLHV��ZKLFK�LV�WKH�ZRUVW�¿UVW�WKLQJ�to say in an interview! I just can’t get my head around it; it’s one of those weird, arbitrary things. It’s just a number, I don’t know what it means. I think we all try not to think about it because I think I’d go mental. It’s really odd; it VHHPV�WR�KDYH�JRQH�R�DQG�GRQH�LWV�RZQ�WKLQJ�

A year ago you were initially known for doing the Other People’s Heartbreak mixtapes. Are you going to do any more of those in the future?<HDK��GH¿QLWHO\���,�WKLQN�EXVLQHVV�LV�JHWWLQJ�LQ�WKH�ZD\�RI�D�ORW�RI�VWX�DW�WKH�PRPHQW���,�UHDOO\�ZDQW�WR�EH�ZULWLQJ�DQG�UHFRUGLQJ�QHZ�VWX���We have lots of ideas but we just don’t have any time unfortunately – not to sound like a martyr, we’re having a great time! The aim is that I hope to put out another Other People’s Heartbreak out at around Christmas time if we get time to record it.

Have you been playing any of those songs on the tour so far?Yeah, we play a couple. We did a cover of No Scrubs mixed in with a song by The xx and the

girl that sung it with us, Ella, is supporting us, so when she’s with us we’re going to do that

You played SXSW last week; casually going over to Texas for a week! How was that? It must have been really weird.It was so weird! It was fun but we were think-ing that this is a little bit mental to be honest to have a little week-long interlude in America during the tour. Psychologically, it was prob-ably quite good for us. It was the week that our album was at number 1 in the UK and we got to go to America where nobody really knew or cared who we were. I think it was probably quite good in that respect. Also, we’d gone from being on our tour where we had our whole team around us, where it’s as easy as it could possibly be with people who you know really well, to these tiny venues in Texas with borrowed gear and no sound checks. It FRXOGQ¶W�UHDOO\�KDYH�EHHQ�PRUH�GLHUHQW�LI�LW�had tried.

The band Savages said that those who ran SXSW didn’t really care about the bands, getting only minimal sound checks. Did you feel like that at all?I didn’t really get a sense that anybody was running SXSW to be honest! I’m sure they were, but it’s very much just hundreds of lit-WOH�JLJV�LQ�ORDGV�RI�GLHUHQW�YHQXHV��DV�LV�WKH�ZD\�ZLWK�VWX�OLNH�WKDW��7KH�*UHDW�(VFDSH¶V�

In the last month Bastille have rocketed to the top of the charts and sold out their UK tour. Music writer Matthew Jones caught up with singer 'DQ� 6PLWK ahead of their show at Cardiff’s Solus on March 22nd.

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Did you catch any other bands there?We saw a couple; not as many as I wanted. There were loads of bands I wanted to see. I really wanted to see Haim again and I wanted to see CHVRCHES. Basically, we were only there Tuesday – Thursday and then we left to go make a music video. At the weekend Justin 7LPEHUODNH��'DYH�*URKO�DQG�9DPSLUH�:HHN-end were playing – it was ridiculous – but we just didn’t get to see anyone. When you’re there, it’s kind of logistical. You’ve got to get \RXU�VWX�DURXQG�WKLV�WRZQ�ZKHUH�HYHU\RQH¶V�in a band and everyone’s trying to get their VWX�DURXQG�WKH�WRZQ�DQG�WKH�URDGV�DUH�DOO�blocked. We didn’t have a car so we had to get cabs and it takes about three hours to get a cab! I think SXSW is probably the least fun for the bands and more fun for everyone else.

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Now that you’ve got all this success with a number 1 album, what does the future hold for Bastille?It’d be nice to be able to make another album. Hopefully we’ll be in a position to make another record, travel a bit more and maybe make another mixtape [Drummer Woody: Progressive jazz album mate]. 'R�\RX�UHFNRQ�WKH�VXFFHVV�LV�JRLQJ�WR�DHFW�WKH�way you write and record things?I hope not. We’ve always just got on with it and all the weirdness of the last couple of weeks – hopefully we’ll just ignore it and keep JRLQJ�DV�ZH�DOZD\V�KDYH���,Q�WKH�¿UVW�DOEXP��ZH�ZDQWHG�WR�DGGUHVV�HYHU\�VRQJ�GLHUHQWO\�DQG�GR�VRPHWKLQJ�VOLJKWO\�GLHUHQW�IURP�VRQJ�to song. I’m not sure; the creative process might change purely from the fact that when ZH�PDGH�WKH�¿UVW�DOEXP��ZH�ZHUH�OLYLQJ�SUHWW\�normal lives. Now, we’re never at home so WKLQJV�DUH�GLHUHQW��,W¶OO�EH�LQWHUHVWLQJ�WR�VHH�LI�WKDW�DHFWV�VWX���:H¶OO�WU\�QRW�WR�LQWHOOHFWX-alise it or think about it too much and just get on with it!

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What exactly was it about Cajun and Zydeco music that inspired you to combine it with the energy of an initial-O\�5DZ�9HOYHW�8QGHUJURXQG�LQÀXHQFHG�VRXQG"Cajun, Zydeco, Blues, Folk, Chants, Ballads, Jazz, and all that make the history of recorded North American music traditions, have something secretly hidden inside. We love the old raw and URRWV�HQHUJ\��VRUURZ��¿UH�WKDW�LV�FRQWDLQHG�LQ�WKRVH�ROG�UHFRUG-ings. Rock’n’roll, punk, Velvet Underground is a continuity to what we’ve found in the old sound. Too many people interpret the old repertoire trying to play it as good and clean as possible and that’s a mistake. Cajun Zydeco Blues or Jazz ARE punk !

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:DV�WKH�ZULWLQJ�UHFRUGLQJ�SURFHVV�DW�DOO�DQ\�GLHUHQW�for your latest album Bye Bye Bayou?Being invited to NYC by Jon Spencer made us work more than for the precedent albums. That’s sure. We could not arrive in NYC with no preparation and Jon was really curious about

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How important is the French language to your music?The base of our lyrics is in this old-french-cajun-creole. We love this language because it expresses a lot of emotions with few and repetitive words, but we use french also and english also. Our lyrics are a blend of those 3 langages. We made it our langage. It’s very important to us. Simple but powerful!

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How would you say you’ve developed as a band from your earlier albums?The early albums shows us young and raw. We weren’t playing as well as today, as musicians and as a band. I think today we really, really became better as musicians and band. We’ve played maybe 600-700 concerts all around the world and that really counts. And musically speaking we evolved to something more personnal in the sound. The mix of styles became really unique to our ears, the blend of style we play in Mama Rosin’s music and nothing else.

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Three of the bestFashion Blogs

Words: Lorna Mason

Susie Lau, AKA Susie Bubble, started her fashion and style blog in 2006 and it has become arguably the biggest blog in the UK. Lau began blogging as a hobby and now is fashion royalty with famous friends such as Nick Grimshaw and Daisy Lowe. A SURPLQHQW�¿JXUH�RQ�WKH�IURQW�URZ�RI�PDQ\�shows at London Fashion Week, hers is an inspiring success story. The blog features Lau’s own photography of her beautiful and TXLUN\�RXW¿WV��DV�ZHOO�DV�KHU�PXVLQJV�RQ�fashion, art and style. She champions young and emerging talent, street style, and shows readers how to make couture wearable. Since starting her blog, Lau has landed herself a job at Dazed and Confused as their online editor. She’s also featured in many national newspapers and fashion magazines, such as The Independent and Glamour. It’s a pretty inspiring tale for any would be blogger.

Go Fug Yourself Jessica Morgan & Heather Cocks

Unlike many fashion blogs, which take themselves rather too seriously, Go Fug Yourself is truly hilarious, mercilessly mocking fashion and celebrity culture. It looks at celebrity style rather than the bloggers own, with amusing and witty commentary. The blog ‘celebrates the fugly’ focusing on fashion disasters and is a welcome break from unattainable and unrealistic images of fashion and beauty which feature in so many magazines and blogs. With features like ‘Fug or Fab?’ and ‘Man Fug’ (Justin Bieber features very highly) there is plenty of guidance on what not to wear. Morgan and Cocks started the blog in 2004 and now attract a worldwide readership. They have even published a book of the EHVW��ZRUVW��RXW¿WV�WR�KDYH�IHDWXUHG�RQ�WKH�ZHEVLWH��and have since signed a deal for another book.

See more atwww.gofugyourself.com

Access it at www.stylebubble.co.uk

For the boys, Steve Salter’s blog, Style Salvage, is a great source for some serious fashion inspiration. The blog champions a fairly dapper, tailored look and takes inspiration from ‘actors of yester-year Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly’. It is a great platform and supporter of many up and coming menswear designers, and also features LQWHUYLHZV�ZLWK�SURPLQHQW�¿JXUHV�LQ�WKH�world of men’s fashion. The seven day style diaries is also worth a look for anyone bored of Topman, as you can feast your eyes on Salter’s eccentric vintage style. Salter started the blog in 2007 after being inspired by the success of his girlfriend Susie Lau’s blog. It now gets about 30,000 hits a month and Salter like Lau, is an established member of the fash- pack. GQ named Salter as the 93rd PRVW�LQÀXHQWLDO�PDQ�LQ�WKH�8.�LQ������DQG�Style Salvage has been featured in The Times and The Telegraph.

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Style SalvageSteve Salter

Style Bubble Susie Lau

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Street Style

Clothing line owner and student Andy, is wearing a Vans OTW jacket with

Topman jeans and Vans. His t-shirt and beanie are from Quitters Never Win (www.

quittersneverwin.co.uk). Andy’s item of choice at the moment is his beanie hat.

Neil’s cozy fur collared coat is charity shop bought. His t-shirt and jeans are from

Topman and his shoes are from Doc Martens. Neil’s favourite item of clothing is his new Bill

Crosby sweater.

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When you imagine a holiday in Africa, you picture safaris, pyramids and volunteering at orphanages. There are, however, more exciting activities to jump in to, many of which you wouldn’t have expected to be available to tourists in Africa.

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Another unusual and exciting activity to take part in is the African Beetle Marathon; a yearly event which sees classic VW Beetles competing in an epic road marathon.

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participate.Of course there are some more

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can re-create all the awe inspiring sites you’ve observed from

the previous days of sightseeing.

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Cleopatra’s bath. Slip into the warm, bubbling, natural spring water and

unwind in the glorious sun or in the shade of the palm trees.

Cleopatra’s Bath is the most famous of Siwa’s many oases and is very popular with the locals

as a place to socialise and relax. However, don’t expect to be hopping

into the spring in your swim wear, it is a local custom to

bathe fully clothed. These are just a small

selection of the incredible and unexpected activities you can get involved in

whilst travelling in Africa, proving that it’s not all big cats

and small villages.

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The Very Best is a group that brings together London’s Radioclit and Malawi’s Esau Mwamwaya. This collaberation creates a dif-fernet sound that combines upbeat traditonal music of malawi with britsh dance and hip-hop. Thier latest al-bum ‘MTMTMK’ (which apperently stands for ‘More To Malawi Than Madonna’s Kids’) showcases The Very Best’s best work; includ-LQJ� WKH� XSOL¿WLQJ� HOFWR�DIUREHDW� KLW� µ.RQGDLQH¶�

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“I was worried I would disappoint my family,” Adam tells me as we sit down. “I was concerned about telling them. My family is quite conservative and my

parents naturally thought I would turn out to be straight. I felt uncomfortable with the whole situation.”

On the 5th March 2013, after having dressed up as a tennis player for his campaign, Adam Duce won the election for /*%7��2FHU��$Q�(QJOLVK�/DQJXDJH�VWXGHQW��FXUUHQWO\�LQ�KLV�second year, Adam hopes to raise awareness of LGBT+ issues across the university.

“My parents are very supportive of me,” he says. “I never envisaged it would be this way. I wanted to run for the role because I felt that I would be a good advocate for the LGBT+ community and I feel that I’m an approachable person. I just want to act as a friend and create greater tolerance and understanding.”7KHUH�LV�DQ�DLU�RI�FRQ¿GHQFH�LQ�$GDP��KH�LV�YHU\�DFFHSWLQJ�

and open about his sexuality. Yet, it hasn’t always been like this. +H�JUHZ�XS�LQ�([HWHU�DQG�IRXQG�OLIH�GLFXOW�ZKHQ�KH�UHDOLVHG�he was gay. He went to a small school and struggled to accept who he was.

“I just want to act as

a friend and create

greater tolerance

and understanding”

“It was very lonely and I had to constantly put up barriers. I went to a private school where being gay wasn’t accepted. There wasn’t help or support in that regard and I felt pressure to be OLNH�HYHU\RQH�HOVH��,�UHPHPEHU�WKLQNLQJ�WKDW�,�VKRXOG�EH�IHHOLQJ�something, that I should be straight. Instead, I liked a guy in my class and I had to crush all those emotions. But you know what it’s like when you’re enraptured by that other person,” $GDP�ODXJKV��³LW�ZDV�RQH�RI�WKH�LQÀXHQFHV�WKDW�PDGH�PH�JR�WR�school!”

It wasn’t until sixth form that he began to open up to people. +H�RQO\�WROG�KLV�FORVHVW�IULHQGV�DW�¿UVW�DQG��DIWHU�D�JDS�\HDU�ZRUNLQJ�ZLWK�KLV�PRWKHU��LW�ZDVQ¶W�XQWLO�'HFHPEHU�RI�KLV�¿UVW�year at university that he opened up to his parents. Next on the list were other close family members.

“My grandmother, in particular, has been unbelievably accepting, especially coming from a Catholic background.” It is clear to see Adam is much happier now that people know. “It’s why I made my coming out story part of my manifesto,” he explains. “It makes it personal and allows for a closer relationship. I don’t want people to have to go through what I had to.”

Certainly, Adam’s manifesto aims at making life better for all LGBT+ students. “My main objective is to create a more LQWHJUDWHG�VWXGHQW�SRSXODWLRQ��,�¿QG�LW�YHU\�LPSRUWDQW�WKDW�non-LGBT+ students are aware of the issues that the LGBT+ community face. Their involvement within the association is extremely valued. I want to make sure that LGBT+ awareness WUDLQLQJ�LV�LQ�SODFH�IRU�+DOOV�RI�5HVLGHQFH�VWD�DQG�ZDUGHQV��RHU�LQIRUPDWLRQ�SDFNV�WR�IUHVKHUV�DQG�FRQWLQXH�-DFN�2DNOH\¶V��WKH�FXUUHQW�/*%7��2FHU��SODQV�WR�HQVXUH�WKDW�FRXUVH�UHSV�have the relevant LGBT+ awareness so that they can help RQ�WKH�UHOHYDQW�VWD�VWXGHQW�SDQHOV�LI�D�VWXGHQW�LV�IDFHG�ZLWK�prejudice.”³,�DOVR�ZDQW�WR�RHU�D�FRQ¿GHQWLDO�VHUYLFH�VLPLODU�WR�D�

OHFWXUHU¶V�RFH�KRXUV�ZKHUH�/*%7��VWXGHQWV�FDQ�DSSURDFK�me on a 1-to-1 basis to discuss any issues ranging from very personal through to school-related problems,” he adds. “Groups can also be set up so students have the opportunity to talk about their concerns with like-minded individuals in an informal environment. I will then raise these issues on the relative committees at Union level and create initiatives and policies to resolve these.”

I ask Adam what he thinks of the LGBT+ Society. “I believe that there needs to be a focus on the LGBT+ community as a whole, rather than just focusing on the Society. I think that the Society needs to open up more and look to the many other

students who are part of the LGBT+ community and see what it can do in terms of appealing to a wider membership.” Indeed, his manifesto states that he wants to “enable close connections between the LGBT+ Society, its members and the Union.”

However, Adam had not previously been part of the Society. Following his election, he has now joined and wants to get more involved. “I’ve only now come to fully appreciate the Society for ZKDW�LW�LV��,W¶V�VR�PDQ\�GLHUHQW�WKLQJV�WR�SHRSOH�DQG�,�ZDQW�WR�make sure members of LGBT+ community don’t feel alienated IURP�LW�RU�LQVHFXUH�DERXW�MRLQLQJ�LW��,�ZDQW�WR�PDNH�SHRSOH�VHH�LW�FDQ�EHQH¿W�WKHP�´

Because he had not joined the Society previously, there has been some controversy over his win, with some claiming WKDW�KH�LVQ¶W�TXDOL¿HG�IRU�WKH�MRE��³,W¶V�GLVKHDUWHQLQJ�WR�KHDU�those comments. I’m happy to have been elected and I want to reassure members that I am a suitable candidate for the position. There are no bad feelings on my part and I’m not going to hold it against them. I want us to work well together.”

Did he think there would be some negativity when he chose to run? “It wasn’t really a factor. I just thought about the community as a whole,” he says. “I think that the fact that a large number of heterosexual people voted for me proves that through campaigning over just a three day period has already raised awareness. I feel that LGBT+ students outside the Society are seen as not existing, which is ridiculous. There should be far more involvement from everyone.”

“I want challenges thrown against me and the Society has that chance – everyone should have that right. I want to create a strong support system for all LGBT+ students and be that supportive friend that I was lucky to have when starting university. I’m going to need co-operation from everyone and hostility will get us nowhere.”

Supportive friends is something Adam certainly has. This is one of the reasons he didn’t become a member of the Society before because he didn’t feel the need to: he had friends and was happy with the way things were. “Not everyone has such an easy transition and I hope to be able to provide this.”

However, friends alone weren’t quite enough for him. “In P\�¿UVW�\HDU��,�ZDV�VLQJOH�´�KH�VD\V��³$PD]LQJ�DV�LW�ZDV�WR�EH�myself, I did feel quite lonely. I was concerned when I would meet someone.” And meet someone he did. His boyfriend of six months is also on next year’s committee: Ollie Wannell, WKH�QHZ�(GXFDWLRQ�2FHU��$GDP�ODXJKV�KDSSLO\��³,¶P�JRLQJ�to his Nan’s 70th birthday party this weekend actually. I never thought I would be integrated into his family like I have. My ÀDWPDWHV�XVHG�WR�VD\�WKDW�,�GHVHUYHG�WR�EH�ZLWK�VRPHRQH��%XW�I had never been in a relationship – I thought I was being too

picky and I wondered whether I was going to be married to my career.”$GDP�DOVR�DSSHDUV�WR�EH�LQWHJUDWHG�LQWR�OLIH�LQ�&DUGL��

WRR��³,W¶V�D�ORW�PRUH�PHWURSROLWDQ�WKDQ�([HWHU�´�KH�GHVFULEHV��³(YHQ�WKRXJK�LW¶V�EHFRPLQJ�PXFK�PRUH�OLEHUDO��LW¶V�VWLOO�TXLWH�a rural region. I had a job in Boots where my colleagues would question my sexuality and everything was based on stereotypes.” He explains how it was rare to see a same-sex couple holding hands. Although slightly tentative here in &DUGL��KH�LV�KDSS\�WR�KROG�2OOLH¶V�KDQG��³:H¶YH�RQO\�KDG�two minor incidents,” he recalls, “one a raised eyebrow and the other a kid saying something. Quite a lot of people smile actually.” He seems content, “We are making progress.”

“I want challenges

thrown against me –

everyone should have

that right”

0HHWLQJ�2OOLH�KDV�GH¿QLWHO\�FKDQJHG�KLP��+H�GHVFULEHV�KRZ�they are both very driven and will stand up for what they think is right. “I’ll still have a successful career (he wants to be a WHDFKHU���EXW�QRZ�,�FDQ�VKDUH�LW�DOO�ZLWK�VRPHRQH�´�+H�VWRSV�WR�UHÀHFW��WKHQ�FRQWLQXHV��³,¶YH�DOZD\V�EHHQ�YHU\�LQGHSHQGHQW��7KH�idea of sharing your life with someone, opening yourself up and have someone know everything about you was always slightly scary.” He pauses, “I’m pleased I have been proved wrong.”

Over the next few months, Adam will begin the handover IURP�WKH�SUHYLRXV�RFHU��+H¶V�YHU\�DZDUH�RI�WKH�WDVN�KH�KDV�taken on and is looking forward to the experience. He talks of his future colleagues with excitement: Cari Davies, the new 3UHVLGHQW��+HOHQ�'HQW��:HOIDUH�2FHU�DQG�(GRUH�(YXDUKHUKH��6SRUWV�DQG�$8�2FHU��WR�QDPH�D�IHZ��³,W¶V�HQMR\DEOH�DQG�IXQ�´�he says cheerfully. “I do hope people will embrace me.”:H�VD\�JRRGE\H�DQG�$GDP�ZDONV�DZD\�FRQ¿GHQWO\��:LWK�KLV�

election being criticised and homophobia still unfortunately DSSDUHQW�LQ�WKH�8QLRQ��KH�KDV�XQGHUWDNHQ�D�GLFXOW�UROH��<HW��it’s clear to see that he will do the best job he can. With his determination and strength strongly evident, there’s no doubt WKDW�KH�ZLOO�FHUWDLQO\�¿JKW�IRU�DQ�HTXDO�VFRUH�

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I’ve never been one to stand quietly by on the subjects that

I believe in. The art of ‘distancing’ oneself from potentially

hurtful situations has never been something I have been

able to master. If there is a cause that is close to my heart, or I

perceive an injustice or a falsehood, then you can guarantee I’ll

be the one grabbing my laptop and having a good old rant on

IRUXPV�DQG�PHVVDJH�ERDUGV��DQG�RFFDVLRQDOO\�WKH�RGG�&DUGL�based student magazine).

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Despite my convictions, I had never been to a protest

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previously organised the 150,000 strong march in Paris against

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a couple of hundred people gathered in Trafalgar Square bearing

the predictable ‘one man, one woman’ and ‘think of the children’

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up around Nelson’s Column, I couldn’t help but feel a sickening

in my gut.

It wasn’t just a sickening for what I was seeing – it was for

where I was seeing it.

You see, in 2009, Ian Baynham was brutally murdered in

Trafalgar Square. Why? Because he was gay. Since then, a

vigil against hate crime has been held every year at the base

of Nelson’s Column; a circle of candles proclaiming ‘no more’,

speeches, moments of silence, testimonies from family members

of people who have lost their lives to hate crime and a reading

of names of all those victims of homophobia, transphobia and

racism.

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together, adults positioning their young children strategically on

the Column, resplendent in Manif pour Tous� W�VKLUWV��EDQQHUV�DQG� ÀDJV� ±� ,� FRXOG� IHHO� DQ� XQFRPIRUWDEOH� EXEEOLQJ� LQ� P\�stomach, a tightening, an anger which I wasn’t quite sure how

to direct.

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befell my short hair and somewhat alternative clothing, it felt

good to be embraced into the comforting bosom of the queer

protesters.

The march in London was, as one of the Manif Pour Tous

stewards insisted in an attempt to persuade me to go away,

an opportunity for the French population of London to march

against the French government’s plans. It was not, on paper,

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debates.

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much a smoke screen.

$V�,�WULHG�WR�WHOO�WKH�LQVLVWHQW�VWHZDUG��ZKHWKHU�RU�QRW�LW�ZDV�aimed at Britain was irrelevant to me, as I am concerned with the

rights of queer people the world over. But this was, evidentially,

a protest in Britain, with British speakers, British participants,

and they were protesting a bill that relates directly to my rights

as a human being.

Personal does not even begin to cover it.

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we’re shameful’. To my utter surprise, and no doubt because the

adrenaline rush that came with the woman on stage, I looked

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you couldn’t get more natural than she was at that very moment.

Moments like this were incredible. They are the reason that I

am determined to take part in something like this again. There

was a sense of rightness, a sense that we were standing up and

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letting them get away with what they were doing.

Yes, freedom of speech entitles them to say these things, but

freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences

of such speech – and if you are going to stand on a stage and

denounce my life, my self, my rights, then you have to deal with

the repercussions (i.e. me holding up a sign and arguing with

you).

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are called rights.

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homophobes (who tell us they respect us and don’t hate us, but

will stand in the freezing cold rain to deny us equal rights), that

so many queer children struggle as I did.

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clutching their homophobic signs, is something I have never

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ebbed through every muscle of her body. Eventually, the police

escorted her away from us as they could see that we were deeply

intimidated by what she was doing. It left us physically shaken.

My friend, who is straight but had come (in secret) to support

me, said it was one of the most disturbing things she had ever

seen.

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Literature Wales makes it their mission to promote Welsh literary talent in Wales and beyond. $V�SDUW�RI�WKHLU�literary tourism events��JHW�D�XQLTXH�FKDQFH�WR�H[SHULHQFH�literature and the Welsh landscape in a series of unforgettable literary adventures.

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Music

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Whilst many herald the coming of Spotify and pirating as the future of the music industry, for many music fans simply

downloading or streaming their music does not feel satisfying enough compared to losing D�DQ�KRXU�RU�WZR�KXQWLQJ�IRU�¿QGV�LQ�WKH�

friendly and companionable atmosphere in the increasingly endangered local record

store. So with Record Store Day; the global celebration of the quickly disappearing

independent record shop, occurring on the 20th April, what better time to look at a run

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In this age of reformations, Suede have made the surprising move of actually recording and releasing an entire album; something their reunited contemporaries are currently struggling to achieve (Blur, Pulp, Stone Roses). But how can they recreate a sound that lived and died in the 90s?

The answer comes as soon as Brett Anderson’s vocals soar over the opening track, sounding as if direct from Ziggy Stardust’s radio transceiver. Barriers

is a glorious refusal that it’s time to move on, with a plethora of trademark chord progressions that immediately force a smile on your face. By the time Snowblind begins, you can’t help but be convinced.

There is an undeniable energy to the tracks, whether it’s the brilliantly FRQ¿GHQW� Hit Me or the downright beautiful For The Strangers, with Richard Oakes’ guitar colouring every bar. It’s rather disappointing

that Suede chose to end the album on four consecutive ballads. While mesmerizing, the energy undeniably drops, leaving you feeling rather GHÀDWHG�� %XW� WKHQ�� PD\EH� WKDW¶V� ZKDW�Suede wanted. Anderson states that Bloodsports is about the lust, chase and drama of love. Like an brief, intense relationship, the album begins fast and exciting, and ends with you yearning for that same early energy.

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Spillers Records31 Morgan Arcade, CF10 1AF

1R� JXLGH� WR� &DUGL¶V� UHFRUG� VWRUHV� ZRXOG�be complete without supposedly the oldest record shop in the word and a Mecca for music nerds everywhere. Located in the historical Morgan Arcade, Spillers has a welcoming and friendly atmosphere and a wide selection RI� KDUG� WR� ¿QG� VWRFN� FRYHULQJ� DOWHUQDWLYH��indie, punk, blues, country and western and a welsh language section. Upstairs they have a small but decent selection of vinyl, and are always well stocked with local bands. Prices do tend to be a bit higher than elsewhere, but WKHQ�\RX¶G�VWUXJJOH�WR�¿QG�D�ORW�RI�WKH�VWRFN�in the average HMV. If you’re broke, then try RQH�RI� WKHLU�P\VWHU\�EDJV� IRU�����¿OOHG�ZLWK�old demos, label samplers, and occasionally a complete gem of an album. They also sell gig WLFNHWV�IRU�D�ZLGH�UDQJH�RI�&DUGL�YHQXHV��DQG�occasionally even have their own instore gigs.

Catapult Records3-7 Duke St , CF10 1AZ

Catapult Records is Wales’ largest LQGHSHQGHQW�'DQFH� UHFRUG� VKRS�� ,WV�SUROL¿F�reputation and vast amount of customers GRHVQ¶W� DHFW� WKHLU� DELOLW\� WR� JLYH� HYHU\�one of you who step through their doors a personal experience. Whether you are a professional DJ or a sit at home listener, these guys are dedicated to making sure you get exactly what you want. They can provide you with records both common and rare, DJ equipment, merchandise, tickets, and opportunities to learn how to DJ. Their next Catapult Presents night takes place 10/05 with the legendary Doc Scott down in The Vaults.Hannah Cook

.HOO\¶V�5HFRUGVThe Balcony, Central Market, CF10 2AU

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The Record Shop4 Inverness Place, Roath, CF2 5RU

Located just around the corner from D’Vinyl, The Record Shop is very hard to miss, painted bright blue and orange with tables and boxes of bargain CDs surrounding the entrance. Look out for the box of CDs which are free to a good home, if music along the lines of Blue’s Greatest Hits is your kind of thing. On the inside, the crypt-like shop is packed to the rafters with vinyl and CDs, probably at the best price of all the shops in this feature, with many bargain boxes scattered around the place. They seem to mainly stock rock and blues, but there is certainly something for everyone here. The good prices and great atmosphere make me inclined to say this is probably the EHVW� VHFRQG�KDQG� UHFRUG� VKRS� LQ� &DUGL�

Hot Wax Records58 Cowbridge Rd E, Riverside, CF11 9DU

Located in Canton, this store is probably the ELJJHVW� HRUW� WR� JHW� WR�� EXW� LW� LV� GH¿QLWHO\�worth a visit nonetheless for a good selection of well priced vinyl, CDs, comics and other collectables in a friendly atmosphere.

'¶9LQ\O�5HFRUGV4 Mackintosh Place, Roath, CF24 4RQ

D’Vinyl is everything a second hand record shop should be. When you walk in, you are overwhelmed with music piled in every conceivable area, which laughs in the face of health and safety. The range of stock sets this VKRS� RXW� IURP� WKH� UHVW�� RHULQJ� XVHG� YLQ\O��CDs, books, DVDs, t-shirts, and stocking, in the owners words, ‘‘Pretty much anything except pop’’. However, whilst the shop has plenty of character, the grubby stock was RYHUSULFHG�� DOWKRXJK� WKHUH� DUH� VRPH� RHUV�including a 3 for £10 deal.

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Allo Darlin’ | Saturday

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And boy have they found their audience. The bouncing faces of locals (and the odd photographer) QEOI� WYVI� XLEX� XLI� RMKLX� IRHW� MR� E� ¾SYVMWL� SJ�moustaches and pixie cut hair. Their melodies, owing much to Throwing Muses and Belle and Sebastian, never simply settle as the room spins on its heels and turns them through the air.

Elizabeth Morris, the lead, sings with high, lightly accented but assured vocals taking you on the journey of their second album. 0IX W�+S�7[MQQMRK is a perfect caesura to the evening’s bounce. Its bittersweet description of a lake in Sweden as being something that “all of the hipsters in Shoreditch could never style” rises them above a single-trick tag ERH�GSR½VQW�XLIMV�TPEGI�MR�XLI�IZIRMRK��

Even though they’ll never be the pivot of a genre they were certainly the pivot of the event – taking you into the night and yearning for the next day.

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The Tuts | Friday

Sugary sweet in pastel colours, The Tuts, a three piece girl group from London, looked adorable as they apologised for their late arrival and took to the stage. But then they started playing, and smashed my assumptions out of the water. Unleashing a torrent of anger and girl power, their set comprised witty, snarky lyrics and tight rhythms that got the audience moving – no mean feat in a church setting. Reminiscent of Kate Nash (perhaps unsurprisingly, they’re supporting her on tour), punk, and 50s pop, The Tuts were upbeat, and looked like they were LEZMRK�E�KVIEX�XMQI��4IVLETW�E�PMXXPI�FMX�VITIXMXMZI�JSV�an extended, sit down listen, but great live.

Rosey Brown

&ERH�k�4EVX�| Sunday

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Franny Y Tu is more amiable, but not to a fault - rather it’s lilting melodies segue into each other with the kind of beckoning-melancholy that could only be awkwardly described as Belle and Sebastian-esque. Impressively, interest doesn’t wane in their synth and xylophone-led pop, thanks to their sometimes daydreaming rhythm which wanders pleasingly without forgetting the instant ZMXEPMX]�SJ�XLIMV�GLSVYWIW��-�EPWS�JIIP�MX�[SYPH�FI�VIQMWW�SJ�QI�XS�RSX�WE]�MR�TVMRX�-�HI½RMXIP]�[SYPH�like to marry their lead singer. Cheers.

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Laura J. Martin | Sunday

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Totem Terrors | Saturday

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In style, however, they couldn’t be more different. Acutely self-aware and everything this type of festival is pertains to be, the whimsical delivery and HMWGSVHERX�RSXIW�SJ�³%VX�SJ�*EPPMRK´�ITMXSQMWIW�XLI�TIVJSVQERGI��;MXL�XLI�FERH�consisting only of two people, it is the interplay of both their vocals and the bass guitar with the rhythm and synth that holds the room. It takes two to make an accident, and what a wonderful accident is to be found in Totem Terrors.

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Totem Terrors’ debut album ‘Repeat Play Torrent Rar’ was was released on April 8.Luke Slade

Live reviewWhether they’re playing a tour of British public libraries, hosting their own festival at the highest pub in Britain or performing a live soundtrack to a 1930s documentary about rural Scotland, British Sea Power have never been ones for conventional live performances. So it wasn’t a massive surprise to hear I should get to The Coal Exchange early on Sunday to catch a short chilled out set from the band before the support come on, as has been standard throughout their current tour. 6R�DIWHU�D�PDG�GDVK�WR�WKH�%D\�DIWHU�¿QGLQJ�RXW�WUDLQV�GRQ¶W�UXQ�

ODWH�RQ�D�6XQGD\��,�¿QDOO\�PDGH�LW� MXVW�DV�WKH�¿UVW�QRWHV�RI�RSHQHU�True Adventures, the slow burning closer to their second album, FDPH� RQ�� :KDW� IROORZHG� ZDV� D� QLFHO\� UHOD[HG� ¿YH� VRQJ� VHW� RI� D�couple of quieter songs from the new album and another couple of songs from their earlier work. I’m glad I stayed around for the support band, as despite looking like a modern day incarnation of the Manson family, Milk & Biscuits steamed through a breezy set RI� EUDVV� DQG� ÀXWH� OHG� VRQJV�ZKLFK�ZRXOGQ¶W� KDYH� VRXQGHG� RXW� RI�place in 60s San Francisco, bumblingly yet endearingly led by a lead singer very reminiscent of Daniel Johnson, who by the end of set must have won over even the most stone hearted audience member.

British Sea Power came back on to their new lead single Machineries of Joy, and as would occur with many songs from their new album throughout the set, the song came alive on stage, with far more kick to it than on the album which initially I found a bit

disappointing. I was worried that a set dominated by their new material was going to be a bit weak, but it was soon clear that they GHVHUYHG� WKHLU� SODFH� RQ� WKH� YHUVDWLOH� VHW� MXVW� DV�PXFK� WKHLU� ROGHU�PDWHULDO��ZLWK�IDQ�IDYRXULWHV�IURP�DOO�¿YH�DOEXPV�DQG�WKHLU�Zeus EP played. Disappointingly, they played nothing from their Man of Aran soundtrack, but hearing their new version of single Waving Flags as performed on the From the Sea to the Land Beyond soundtrack was nice to watch, especially when the band’s mascot bear came onto the EDOFRQ\�IRU�LWV�¿UVW�DSSHDUDQFH�RI�WKH�QLJKW��

The well balanced material, and at times, bipolar set, which could be from a subdued violin to an expert guitar shredding in moments , was initially closed with the near on 15 minute epic, Lately. The encore was made up of old singles Remember Me and Carrion,� DQG� WKHQ� D� URXVLQJ� ¿QLVK� RI�All In It before descending into cataclysmic semi-improvised chaos. This saw band members and Ursine Ultra the bear (not a real bear, but a person in a 9ft costume) enter the audience and even a little moshing break out to the frantic instrumental folding out onstage, which always ensures every single BSP gig is unique. The band certainly know how to leave on a high, and how to remind the audience that they are one of the most underrated yet enduring British rock bands of the last decade.

Stephen Springate

BRITISH SEA POWERMILK AND BISCUITSCOAL EXCHANGE, 14.04.13

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