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‘Quantum’Life
Bad Chemistry
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Chemistry of Life
What’s that smell!!!
Quantum Life
Wrong CLICK!
The 2008 007 movie
Branch of physics dealing with physical phenomena where the action is on the
order of the Planck constant.
Future device used to perform operations on
data using qubits rather than bits.
Fundamental limit to the precision with which
the position and momentum of a particle
can be known simultaneously.
Tiny semiconductors whose properties are
closely related to the size and shape of the individual
crystal.
Out of this world…
Helium was discovered here before it wasfound on earth.
Evil sister of the earth, H2SO4 is my
greenhouse gas.
No global warming here even though my
atmosphere is mostly CO2.
Ancient foretellerof doom,
I’m really mostly H2O.
The largest moon of Saturn, I am made of
the same molecules as fossil fuel.
What’s that smell???
Compound responsible for the odor of rotten
eggs.
Methane or natural gas is odorless, so this
compound is added to new wells so leaks can
be detected.
Molecule responsible for smell of a burnt
match.
Deadly gas that has the odor of almonds.
Methyl salicylate imparts a medicinal odor to this locker-
room product
Chemistry of Life
Metal responsible for the function of chlorophyll.
The “A” of ATP or ADP
This water-soluble vitamin is synthesized in all
mammals except humans and guinea pigs.
Ca10(PO4)6(OH)2 , or the hardest substance
synthesized by vertebrates
Named for the German word koagulation, this
vitamin is necessary for cardiovascular health
Archaic Chemistry
Hardware store name for HCl.
In Latin the name for this element is hydragyrum or
“water silver”.
Alternative name for sulfur usually paired with the
word “fire”.
The process used to purify liquids where an alchemist would use an
alembic.
Aqua vitae is an alchemist’s term for this
liquid.
Bad Chemistry Humor
If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into
water, which one would dissolve faster?
The bear in Alaska because it's ____.
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a
drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no _____."
Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The second one says, “Are you sure?”
The first one replies, “Yes, I’m _______.”
The concentration of a tooth in one liter of
water.
Protons have Mass? I didn’t even know they
were….
