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Hes a brainwashed lunatic with delusions ofgrandeur. Take away his cultish following,
through the unity of shared epidermis-intrusivereasoning (i.e. color) and strip away his
marketing ploys and clever, mind-eluding quips,
like Change and Hope that renders the
already confused public to question their present
postulations and their good life complacency.
Whats left, is a radical socialist, furthermore, a
pseudo-intellectual, posing as the most powerful
pundit of the free world. The only thing that
trumps his asinine acumen is his monumentally
bloated ego and the Movin On Up- George
Jefferson chip that Americas First Diva,
Michelle, carries on her shoulder. Ironically,People Magazine compared her to Jacqueline
Kennedy; unless Jacqueline usedJerry Curl, you
cant substantially ratifyPeoples comparison.
Again, we see medias inane glorification of theObamas, void of logic and facts , forged by
undaunted infatuations and bias stipulations .
Furthermore, his cataract perception of leading
America, is further elicited by his genius
gathering of quasi-qualified cabinet members
(for example, Nancy Pelosi, who cant recall if
she knew about water boarding and pushed to
outlaw spankings on grounds that it is childabuse ), who seek to transform America into a
melting pot of motivationally-effte mediocrity.
by vitiating the innate avidity that shepherded
our conception and proliferated our progression;
laissez- faire market economy (capitalism), and
the freedom of expression and fear of being
condemned by certain queer-rights activists or
minority groups for being politically correct.
Only a fifth grader, or one with white guilt, cantruly tout the insanely hyperbolic vignettes of
Obamas elegance. He has been described asan inspirational author, one of the greatest
orators and twenty-first century novelist. And
I cannot agree more with these appellations that
he has acquired. For if you break down the word
novelists and its connotations, you will find
the definition to be a [fictional] storyteller, one
who is a fabler or a fabulist. So yes he is
the greatest novelist, because is inspiration is a
derivative of mere farces. He is only araconteur of romanticized fiction, who advocates
the values pertaining to each demographic andaudiences. Anyone, exceeding the education of
a grammar schooled lad, which seems to be the
minority of registered voters can see that his
speeches are a run-on string of abstruse,
sophomoricHallmarkbromides, solicited for the
simple(-minded).
One of the first incidents that foreshadows his
Punchinello-presidency as Americas First Bard
of Bull Shit, was when he announced his
candidacy in his typical buffoon-finesse fashion:
I recognize there is a certain presumptuousnessin this a certain audacity to this
announcement. Audacity? Maybe I am the
only one who has misconstrued the mean of
audacity but there is nothing audacious about it.Last I checked, anyone who hasnt been
convicted with a felony and has the mental
capacity, or audacity, if you will, north of a
mentally down-syndrome it (person), for
example- Jimmy Carter, can run for president.
More examples of life-breathing lemons, or
persons with vegetable-rivaling intellect so
generously made available to us by theDemocratic party are: Al Gore, the infamous
Inventor of the Internet; John Kerry, who cant
remember what the hell he did in Vietnam, much
more if he was even there; and John Edwards
who failed to invest in contraceptics while so
honorably standing by his wife who has
terminal cancer and shagging his mistress at the
same time- emerging not only as one hell of a
multi-tasker but also as the biggest bastard in
Washington (second to Ted Kennedy), andrendering a forever tainted legacy that could
only be adequately personified on the big screenby the same cast and writers of Marshall
Mathers, aka Eminem, visionary, biographical
movie, abdicating absolutes of moral virtue and
class 8 Mile.