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Published Weekly by the Students of N. 0’. State College of Agriculture and Engineering

Vol. N, 'No. 24

To-College” Campaign ToBe Held in Greensboro,

1 March 20-21, 1924

The Y. M. C. A. of Greensboro ishaving a "Stay-in-School-and-Go-to-College Campaign” the 20th and 21stof March. There is to be one repre-sentative from each of the rleadingcolleges in the state, and P. C. Beattyhas been chosen to represent StateCollege.

These campaigns held by the Y.’sof the various large cities do a greatdeal to increase the number of stu-dents who flnish high school andthen go off to college. ,

The program of the Greensborocampaign is to be as follows:

Thursday, March 20Chapel talks in the schools by teams

of two (subjects for the various' talks will be chosen from the fol-lowing topics):

Why I Went to College.How to Make the Varsity Team.How to Go to College Without

Money.The Place of Books in a College Edu-cation.

College Friendships.College ‘Wit and Work.From High School to College.The College Spirit.What I Wouldn’t Do Again in Col-

lege.The Freshmen’s Mistakes.Mr Greatest Discovery.The College Gold Mine and How it

Operates.How to Use Your Spare Time in Col-

lege.These subjects are all live ones and

a ones that all Seniors in high school____________________are interested in and they aid muchin creating an interest in college for

“ those students who are just in theJunior High School and those not yetin high school.

Thursday night at 7:30 there is tobe. in the High School Auditorium adebate on the subject, “Resolved,that a College Education Pays inDollars and Sense.”,On Friday there are to be chapel

talks again in the schools and alsoIn the afternoon

I, there is to be a “Sight-seeing” tourunder the guidance of the Hi-Y clubs.The last meeting is to be an assembly

’F—Et—‘TTW,at which each representa-tive is to have five minutes for pre-senting heroes who. have made goodat his college. " '.me are to becongratulated for

having such a man as Beatty to rep—resent .us, because the way'in whichthe various colleges are presented. is.going to have a great deal to do withthe .college to which the Seniors ofGreensboro High School go, and we.need '-as many. of them as any othercollege. Fighting Cleve is a man

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STATE COLLEGE STATION, RALEIGH, N. CLFEBRUARY 29,1924 Single Copies 10 Cents

Governor Morrison and Sta—fl’_,President E. C. Brooks, and Col.M. N. Falls, U.S.A., of Atlanta, Were Guests of

the Military Department

On Monday morning, February25th, students in Military Tacticsfrom the Junior and Senior classesgave a picturesque demonstration ofthe infantry platoon in the attack.To the several hundred spectatorsgathered at the observation post nearthe College dairy the war game, clev-erly executed, seemed realistic in the-extreme.

Present at the demonstration asguests of the Military Departmentwere Governor Morrison and staff,President E. C. Brooks, and Col. M.N. Falls, U. S.A., of Atlanta, seniorofiicer in charge of the R.O.T.C. af-fairs of the Fourth Corps Area.The general situation was as fol-

lows: The Reds and Blues were atwar. The Red forces, represented bythe Juniors, had been retiring slowlyfor several days before the offensiveof the Blues, represented by the Sen-iors. The Reds had been coveringtheir retreat with machine gun nestssupported by small detachments ofriflemen.The Blue forces, advancing through

Pullen Park, halted in the northernafter an unopposed advance

through the woods for several miles.Scouts reconnoitering the woods tothe front were fired upon from thevicinity of the rifle range on RockyBranch. The platoon leader movedforward and observed the situationand decided to build up the firing lineon the line of scouts. Accordingly,the first section went into action and

POULTRY SCIENCE CLUB

HAS A BIG_BANOUET

One Hundred and—Fifty StudentsPresent, Plus Many Visitors and

Members of the Faculty

For nearly two weeks ProfessorArmstrong, of the Poultry Depart-ment, has had many calls for “tick-ets.” He did not have to ask “towhat?” far he knewit was to thebanquet to be given by the PoultryScience Club Thursday evening, Feb-ruary 21st. This, however, was notall the action involved. The Reha-bilitation students were busy truss-.ing and preparing forty-seven of thechickens that they have fattened onmilk. These chickens were hatchedby the Poultry students last yearand cooked to a tender brown by theCollege dining-hall force Thursdayafternoon. The menu was made up

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THE PHI KAPPA Pfll

lNl'l'lA'l'ES NEW MEN

Banquet Follows the InitiationCeremonies; Eighteen Men. Go Through Ceremony

of Initiation

The first initiation held by the PhiKappa Phi Honor Society since itsestablishment here on December 10,1923, was held in the Y. M. C. A. at

picked up the target, which provedto be a machine gun nest on the hillbeyond Rocky Branch. In the mean-time the s cond section emergingfrom the rail ad cut near the dairyengaged the en my on the flank. Theskirmishers bei g supported also bymachine gun and light artillery fire,soon gained fire superiority and thefirst section was rushed forward bysquads and took cover in a ditchwhich skirted the enemy position.The second section advanced on theenemy position. A rocket then calledfor the assault, and the whole pla-toon rose and fired while marchingon the enemy’s position, swarmedover the enemy’s trenches with fixedbayonets, and forced him to surren-.der.

The problem was designed to bringout those principles of tactics which‘were used in the latter part of theWorld War during the retreat of theGerman forces. The entire manoeu-vre was under the command of stu-dent officers. The officers of the Reg-ular Army stationed at the Collegewere gratified by the showing madeby the students. Colonel Falls alsocomplimented the work very highly.

This was the first of a series ofmanoeuvres which are to be conduct-ed during the spring. Plans are toconduct a whole day’ s campaign laterin the spring in which the whole regi-ment will participate, the victor mak-ing its bivouac on the scene of thebattle.

A. S. C. E. HOLDS ITS

REGULAR MEETING

Professor Wooten Makes Report onConvention of American Road

Builders’ Association

the College on Monday night. Thefaculty members that were taken inat, this time were as follows: Dr. C. C.Taylor, head of the Graduate School;Dr. B. F. Brown, dean of the Schoolof General Science; Dr. H. B. Shaw,director cf the Engineering Experi-ment Station, and Dr. Z. P. Metcalf,head of instruction in the Depart-ment of Agriculture. The studentmembers from the Senior Class were:J. E. Britt, .G° R. Blount, J. M. Mc-Googan, W. E. Shinn, W. L. Treva-than, T. 0. Evans, Jr., H. T. McBride,L. U. Bailey, A. J. Huneycutt, W. S.Morris, H. L. Medford, T. C. Chang,H. D. Hamrick and F. S. Trevathan.

Dr. E. C. Brooks, President of theCollege, acted .as toastmaster at thebanquet that followed the initiation,and in his talk to the society he

—_———_——_—p0inted out the significance of themotto of the Phi Kappa Phi HonorSociety, which is, “The love of learn-ing rules the world.” Other menthat spoke at the banquet were: Dr.W. C. Riddick, dean of the School ofEngineering; Dr. Metcalf, Dr. B. F.Brown, Dr. H. B. Shaw and Dr. C. C.Taylor. Mr. F. S. Trevathan respond-

. ed for the students. . .. The Phi Kappa Phi Honor Societywas founded at the Maine State Col-lege in 1897, and the N. C. StateChapter was chartered on December10, 1923. Dr. W. A. Withers, of theChemistry Department, is presidentof the N. C. State Society, and Mr.A. J. Huneycutt was elected vice pres-ident. at the meeting Monday. Thenext meeting of the society will beheld in April. 7

Others attending the initiationceremonies than those above men-tioned were: Dr. E. L. Cloyd, Prof.C. B. Williams, Prof. Pillsbury, Dr|T. P. Harrison, Prof. W. A. Anderson,Prof. W. H. Brown, Mr. Geo. Syme,“

‘ Mr. B. J. Bailey, Mr. H. H. B. Mask,r. P. M. Rackliffe and Mr. wanna.

On Tuesday evening, February 19, 'the Student Chapter of the A. S. C. E.held its regular semi--monthly meet-ing in the Y. M. C. A. The principalitem of business wasthe discussionof a proposal that the several depart-ments of engineering join in puttingon an Engineering Show. The presi-dent explained how other technicalschools have successfully put into ef-feet a plan of this kind. After dis-cussion by various members, the so-ciety voted unanimously that the De-partment of Civil Engineering offerto do its part in helping put on sucha show this spring.

Following the vote on the engi-

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' Editorials

The basketball team has playedits last game this year in Raleigh.In the next issue of THE TECHNI-CIAN we hope to carry a resume ofthe season and other general infor-mation concerning the ,basketballteam and the season that has justclosed. Watch next week’s paper.

The boys that are exposed to mil-itary tactics are wondering if war isreally like the sham battle that wasstaged in Pullen Park Monday. Theusual comment is that Sherman wasright in his terminology of war.Sore muscles are quite in evidencesince the struggle, as much so as thecongratulations that the soldiers’arereCeiving upon their fine work.

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Convention will meet in Raleigh, atwhich convention delegates fromNorth Carolina, South Carolina,Virginia and Tennessee will be in”our city. It is hoped that thesedelegates will find time to visit thecollege and the grounds. We ex-tend a most hearty welcome to thesevisitors, and we hope that their stay

Mitr~RaleighwiH—be—bothenje ' r e '.and profitable.

The Military Department receivesthe congratulations of THE TECHNI-CIAN upon the unusual skill withwhich they showed on the battlefieldlast Monday. Although it was onlya sham battle, the boys conductedthemselves in a manner that porjtrayed the training that they had re-ceived from the men that instructthem in the art of fighting. Theunits played their parts well, andthose in charge of the afiair- exe-

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cuted t eir parts with ability thatis only rn of rigid training andpractice. '

Another great order has been es-tablished on the campus of StateCollege, namely, the “Kukoo Klan.”It is not definitely known whetherthese men are affiliated with thefamous KKK’s or not. Neverthe—less, they wear white robes andmasks, as some of us can testify. Itis rumored that they will have theirictures in the 1924 Agromeck.teps have already' been taken to

have the book copyrighted, so theAgromeclc stafi asks that you placeyour orders for the additional copiesof the book as soon as possible.

The Agromeck is taking rapidshape, and from all indications the1924 book is going to surpass allother years in the class of workman-ship, style of arrangement, andother features that make an annualstand out as a leader in the class.The ‘Agromeck staff is to be con-gratulated this early in the year forthe splendid way in which they aregetting behind the book. They aredetermined to make the book whatyou would like to have it, so let’shelp them all that we can. You’reon!

Have you heard the new recordat the Y. M. C‘. A.? If you havenot, you are the only one that hasnot. The record was first heard onMonday and we have been hearingit ever since. By means of rapidcalculation, it is figured that theneedle of the machine has traveledforty-one and two-tenths miles overthe surface of that one record sinceit first appeared. We do not knowthe name of it; perhaps it never hada name—if it did it was soon erasedby the numerous handlings of therecord. Gee! That record must betired at night. Come down and seethe curio.

The University of North Carolinais planning to have another comicmagazine, and since they cannotthink of a suitable name for it thatwill fit the publication, they areoffering a prize of $25 for a name.If you are a good “namer,” now isyour chance to take an easy prize.All names should be sent to theUniversity Publication U n i o 11,Chapel Hill, N. C., and names sub-mitted should reach the office atChapel Hill before midnight, March3, 1924. Send in as many names asyou like. For further informationcall at THE TECHNICIAN office.

The recent rain affected the looseclay in front of the Y. M. C. A. tosuch an extent that it became neces-sary to build a bridge across thechasm of mud. It was thereforedecided to again .send out bids for

. ' mom, It,>willjie-rememberedthat during the last disagreeableweather the contract for this workwas let to “Flop” Morris, who didthe work after a fashion. It wasthought that “Flop” would againget the contract, but there arose onewho was anxious for work, and theFlop Construction Company was un-derbid- The contract was let to thePete Barber Engineering Works,which company constructed amighty bridge across the dangerousroad. Mr. Barber refuses to makeany statements as to how he was

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able to underbid “Flop.” He says,however, that his company will con-tinue to be active in this territory.

SAY, MEN, WHAT ABOUTTHIS?

During the first part of. the weekthe editor received a peculiar look-ing letter, the envelope and sheetsof which were of a bright orangecolor. Upon further examinationof the aforesaid letter and its con-tents, the surprise was even moreastounding. Perhaps it would bewell to quote the letter here and ‘then give the comment that comesto me. The letter is as follows:

To the Editor of The Technician:Your remark in The Technician beingduly noted, I wish to say that this pa-per expresses my sentiments as re-gards you, and, furthermore, that thereare a few things Meredith girls do notfall for!They are—some State men—some

more State men—and yet some more!I’ll send you a book of “etiquette inorder that you may learn what re-marks are proper.There are a number of things that

Meredith girls could say—but we areladies!

If you are not the guilty party,please hand this to—er—it.

(Signed) ONE or THE STUDENT BODY.. Well, well! that certainly is fine ;.yes,'fine for the scrap basket of thelady who wrote it and fine for ourbasket. Nevertheless, being of apeculiar mind at present, the oppor—tunity is used. The Office does notboast of a book of etiquette, so weare therefore limited in addressingone who is so intimately connectedtherewith.

If THE TECHNICIAN has insultedanyone, we are anxious that an apol-ogy should be made to the partythat is so offended; if the one who ishurt will let us know, the staff willmake every efl’ort to have the ill cor-rected. It is a well known fact thatwhen the shoe fits the party, theyknow it- “Amen, and they rested inpeace thereafter.” '

Members American Institute of-Electrical Engineers Witnessingh Voltage Demonstrations

Since 1913 voltages in excess of1,000,000 have been made to per-form spectacular phenomena underthe control of a man’s finger at theHigh Voltage Laboratory of the West-inghouse Electric Company.

Recently, flashing zigzag arcs andhigh potential surges were includedin the demonstrations, which werewitnessed by members of the Ameri-canh Institute of Electrical Engineersand some visiting engineers of othercountries. .The feature of the demonstrations

was the forming of a 42-foot arc ata potential of 1,000,000 volts. Thiswas the largest controlled are evermade artificially, and it set a world’srecord for laboratory work. Thelength "of the arc, the tremendousvoltage behind it, and the deep roarthat accompanied it, combined to pro-duce a peculiar feeling of awe at themighty electrical forces under thecontrol of a man's linger. Manifesta-tions of high voltages of electricityproduce a sensation which witnessesfind hard to define.

Following the forming of the are,there was a demonstration of theefliciency of thehorn gap. A 15-foothorn was constructed and an arc wasinduced at a potential of 200,000volts. The are .rose slowly, due tothe hot air produced with a tearing

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noise, to the end of the horn, blewout and immediately re-establishedat the base. It rose again and againuntil the circuit was opened. Thisself-extinguishing feature is useddaily on power systems to relievesurges and lightning strokes. Thisis a spectacular test, and is an ex-hibition that witnesses do not soonforget.The next tests were insulator

flashovers. In these tests a dry in-sulator post, built up of several units,was flashed over a potential or 800,-000 volts. “Following this, the col-umn was covered with a heavy waterspray to approximate conditions dur-ing a torrential rainstorm, and it ‘flashed over a potential of 650,0ii0volts, showing the wet insulator tobe over 80 per cent as efllcient as thedry insulator. This was a remark-ably high ratio and attributed to ex-cellent design. ' '

In visiting the High Voltage Lab-oratory of the Westinghouse Com-pany the delegaui use one of thefinest laboratories of its kind in theworld. The laboratory contains twomammoth transformers, one havinga‘rating of 1,000,000 Volts, 1,000kv-a. Other million-volt sets usetwo or more transformers to producethis supervoltage. There is also ahalf-million volt transfdi‘mer in thelaboratory which is used for makingsmaller tests. The control equipmentis an outstanding development in theelectrical industry. The completetransformer equipment with switches,motors and generators is directly un-der the hand of a single operatorstationed at the laboratory. The re-mote control is used throughout toeliminate any possibility of accidenté\through handling these high voltages. AA system of horns warns everyonewhen to, expect the test; and in thisway, also, danger of accidents is min-imized. '

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BEASLEY PRESENTSCHARIOT “TUT m”.

The Beasley-Holland Motor Company“Announces the Newest Creation '

From Its Factor

This new cabriolet, prdouced in col-:laboration with the Stevens SunshineGarage and the Beasley Body Corpora-tion, is mounted on the standard Lin-icoln, Jr., chasis, with its famous dis-cordant three-cylinder engine, Holland'no—wheel safeless brakes and is equip-ped with RiskeYear All Flat tires.When displayed in the show rooms

of the Sunshine Garage it met withthe immediate approval of the guestsinvited for the occasion. To them itwas perfect. For while they delightedin the stream-line effect of the famousBeasley floating top, the luxuriouscomfort of its pine board seats, andits “Ride Rough” springs their criticaleyes weighed and approved the ad-vanced construction.To ride in this car is to be assured

of the efficiency of its random fly-wheel,its ease of non-control, and the per-verseness of its gear shift. If me-chanically inclined one will marvel atthe design and quality of the three-cylinder engine. The many new engi-neering features include several partsof his father’s mule harness and trac-tors bonnd together ingeniously withplow lines and bale wire, a fourthcylinder never used except in case ofemergency, heat control by a speciallydesigned “Low Water” radiator whichautomatically ejects the corn cob capwhen a pressure of 15 pounds persquare inch is reached, and an operat-ing temperature of 500-800 degreeshigher than an ordinary engine, whichtemperature insures pre-mature con:bustion of the fuel.Creator Beasley, an eccentric genius,

states that he designed “Tut III” formen, but the women choose it as theirpersonal car. And small wonder, too.with its ispecial opaque curtains, itsconcave Seats, and its absolute unre-liability, it offers to the ladies a carwhich is an, expression of individuality.One enjoys the beauties, “luxuries,

and comforts people have been gropingfor throughout the ages. Beasley hasdesigned with a master mind and

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built with a sure hand—perpetuatingin tin, canvas, pine boards, bale wire,and plow lines all of the new ideas offreakishness and the old, old ideas of

The emblem—Beas-., ley built body—is at once a hall markjace-axe ‘ vehicles.

of distinction and a warranty of un-1 soundness.

State Volunteer Cenference IsTo Be Held at Queen’s College

there were so many college folks onour campus attending a conference atthe Y. M. C. A.? Do you rememberwhat a wonderful conference it was?Well, a conference just like that onewill be held at Queen’s College, Char-lotte, N. C., March 7, 8 and 9. StateCollege’s quota for this conference isfifteen men. Are we going to fall be—low our quota, or are we going to be ‘there? We had the largest delega-tion of any college in North Carolinaat Indianapolis. Surely we can doas well at Charlotte.

Some of the speakers will be Mr.Tom Sarpe, executive secretary forthe Volunteer Union in the UnitedStates; Father R. P. Wilder, generalSecretary and founder of the StudentVolunteer Union, and Mr. J. W. Berg-thold, secretary of the Southern Dis-trict of the Y. M. C. A. The programwill be interesting and well worthwhile.

Fellows, let’s do our best to haveour full quota there! If you are in-terested, see Mr. King at the “Y,” orDixon on the campus, and find outabout the conference.

The people of Charlotte are going

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to entertain the delegates, so aboutthe biggest expense of the trip willbe railroad fare.A delegate who was not a volun-

teer said to the conference last year,“That one last year was the bestthing that ever happened to me. I’ma different person today because Iwent to it.”

If you want to attend a conferenceof great worth, a conference that willbe beneficial and also enjoyable, make

Do you remember last year when an effort to attend this conference.The girls at Queens, where the con-ference is to be held, are makingevery plan possible to make the con-

Let’s help themference a success.with our presence.

Willie—Mother, my Sunday Schoolteacher never takes a bath. .jMother—Why, Willie, who told yogi

that?‘ . "Willie—She did. She said she never

did anything in private that shewouldn’t do in public.——Cluster.

While preparing to make a certainpicture for the Agromeck, the photog-rapher said: “Now, boys, try to looknatural, please.” E. A. Davis at onceremoved his neck-tie.

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ganizations. Exceptionally ' goodmusic was rendered by Mrs. Hester’sorchestra, and all who attended hada good time.

Jos W. Jounsox, Editor NEW ORGANIZATIONBORN AT N. C. STATEAll social or personal news deposited inThe Technician News Box. will be' ted 1) th editor.apprecia e A few days ago a group of State

College students met and formedthemselves into a club called “TheBat.” This is a local organizationand is non-fraternal.The by-laws and constitution of

the new organization state that theclub is formed for the purpose ofpromoting good fellowship and socialactivities among the State Collegestudents, and is also organized forthe purpose of advancing State Col-lege. 'The charter members are eleven in

number, and membership hereafterwill be open only to those asked tojoin. Only persons of good moralsand sound character will be eligibleto the order or circle, it is stated inthe charter.

The 'men held their initiation 'Mon-day night, February 25th. All elevenmen took the degree.

——“,Punt” Gaines was called toCentral, South Carolina, last weekon account of the death of his aunt.

——Mr. T. 0. Evans and Mr. andMrs. A. J. Steed, of Maxton, N. C.,spent Sunday here visiting T. 0.Evans, Jr., and B. C. Steed. They re-turned to Maxton through the coun-try in their car.

-—Joe Harris, Class of ’23, and W.K. Williams, former State Collegestudent, spent the week-end herewith some of their friends.__.—W D. Yarborough, Class of ’23,visited his brother, N. A. Yarborough,“last week for a few days. Yarbor-ough is teaching school and says thathe likes it very much.-—W. A. Brackett, Class of ’22,

visited friends and attended theState-Carolina basketball game lastweek. A. S. C. E. Holds Its Regular

Meeting—“Scramp” Harris spent the pastweek-end with his parents in Louis-burg. (Continued from Page 1)

Bill Ware, who is located in Dan-,ville, Va., and a member of the Class.of ’23, was in Raleigh last Saturday.,—H. N. Kelly, of the Class of '23,

who is teaching in the Chapel HillHigh School, was a visitor at thisCollege last week.

neering show, Mr. Trevathan andMr. Morris each made a few remarksconcerning the American Associationof Engineers. They pointed out themany advantages offered by that or-ganization. A number of the mem-bers of the society filed their appli-cations for admission with Mr. Mor-ris, who is on the membership com-mittee of the association.

—George Redfearn visited friendsat this College last week before his:spring training With the New York The feature ‘of the program was aYankees at New Orleans. . George report by Professor Wooten, who at-will be remembered as captaln 0‘ our tended the annual. convention of the.last year’s baseball team and as ourshortstop. We hope that he will showthe Yankees his stuff this coming

Week March 3dMonday, Tuesday,

summer; he certainly has it.—C. W. Gunter and D. 0. Price

Wednesday‘6THE

spent the past week-end visiting

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friends in Durham.

With

—John R. Moflit spent Saturday

Conway Tearle

and Sunday the past week with hisparents, Mr. and Mrs. A. V. Moflit, of

Lon ChaneyAnd

;Sanford.

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—-Douglas Dunn visited his parentsin Rocky MOunt last Sunday.—C. W. Mayo spent the past week-

.end with his parents in Tarboro.—The singing and playing of Prof.

“Diton of Philadelphia, Pa., was ap-preciated very much by those‘ whoheard him sing and play in the “Y”last week.—W. W. Shope visited some of his

friends at Fayetteville, N. C., the mid-rdle of last week. Thursday and Friday

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—We are glad to know that nearlyall the students who were confinedin the hospital are now attendingtheir classes. We certainly hope the

on.—“Nick” Rhodes, who is now

working for a construction companyin Charlotte, is spending a few daysinspecting our new dormitory.(,‘Nick” was a student at this institu-tion last year.

Dance at ‘Episc0pal Parish

Last Friday night, February 22d,:the State College Episcopal Club com--’bined with the Young People’s. Ser- _étice'Leaguegave “a dance at the Epis;...——-.--c-

copal Parish House for the members American Road Builders’ Associationand friends of these two religious or- and Road Show, held in Chicago, Jan-

uary 14-18. In view of the fact thata detailed report of the convention,by Professor Wooten, had been pub-lished in The Technician February 1,the speaker made only a general talkconcerning conclusions drawn fromthe convention, and concerning engi-neering in general. He mentioned thefacts which indicate that road build-ing in this country has just begun.The two most important are the in-creasing number of automobiles andthe vast expansion in the manufac-ture of road building machinery.

Professor Wooten urged the mem-bers of the society to take a moreactive part in the work of the society.He endorsed all that had been said inbehalf of the A. A. E., and explainedfurther that the organization fills aplace in the engineering world whichno other organization fills. ProfessorWooten announced the next meetingof the association, February 28, atthe city Y. M. C. A.

Those who were absent missed afine meeting, and are urged to bepresent at the next meeting, March 4.An interesting program is promised.

“Lone Bandit Gets Watch”—head-line. Loan bandits do the same.

Superba Theater

Monday,Tuesday and Wednesday

“The Man LifePassed By”

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Thursday, FridaySaturday

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SAY, BOYS!—

New StyleSis: “Is your watch all right, young

man?” 'Cook: “Well, not yet, ma’am, but

it seems to be gaining eves-g day.”—Exchange.

Dumb: “The old maid played thepiano with paralytic precision lastnight.”

Dumber: “Yeah, how come?”Dumb: “Stroke after stroke.”—

Sun Dodger.

He: “Dearest, there’s been some-thing trembling on my lips for amonth.”

She: “So I’ve noticed; why don’tyou shave it ofl.”—Ex.

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Whene’er I see a fish, I thinkThe thing I most admire,

However much the exercise,He never can perspire.—Ex.

Sing a song of sixpence, pocket fullof rye,

Ten times fifty maidens, and nine ofthem get by;

Three of them have beauty, three of’ them have cars,

And three of them have papas withcellars and cigars.

-—Chaparral.

One reason why there are no womenlocomotive engineers is that theywould have to be out all night withthe fast mails.-—-Collegian.

Jack: “I am sorry that I couldn’tfill my date. I had—er—class.

Jill: “Yes, I saw her; some class,too.

Freshman Lewis has a birthday the29th of this month. He says it onlycomes every four years. Let’s givehim a 4-in-1 party.

and grimy face from under the hood.“Yes,” he replied. “I wish you’d an-swer my wife’s questions while I’m“fixing this infernal engine.”—-—Th’eBorrow Pit.

Fresh—Why is M you like thesestudies in the nude? .Art Stude—Oh, I guess it was just

because I was born that way.—Ghost.

Poultry Science Club Has a BigBanquet

(Continued from page 1.)

of chicken served with pickles, po-tato chips, steaming hot coffee, androlls.

There were about 150 studentspresent besides a part of the facultyand visitors. All expressed them-selves thoroughly satisfied with thefeed and with the efficiency of thePoultry Department, headed by Dr.B. F. Kaupp.

Following the banquet the presi-dent of the club, J. D. Sykes, calledon several members of the facultyand visitors for short talks. The firstcalled was Dean'B. W. Kilgore. . Hemade a few remarks about the prog-ress of the poultry ‘work in the Stateand mentioned the great work of Dr.Kaupp and his assistants. Hestressed the need of raising one va-

“When Charlie found the “muck riety of birds in a community so thehow did he know it was yours?”

“Well, don’t you think he knowshow it tastes by this time.”—Ex.

Tim—How are you getting along athome while your wife’s away?Jim—Fine. I’ve reached the height

of efiiciency. I can put on my socksnow from either end.—Exchange.

Bimbo: “Forsooth, child, the gold-fish hath contracted eczema!”

Bozo: ”Of what import? ’Tis buton a small scale.”—Yale Record.

“Say, did you ever kiss a girl in aquiet spot?”

“Yes, but the spot was quiet onlywhen I was kissing it."——Ex.

“Here is where I pull a_ good one,’said the dentist as he fastened hisforceps on a sound tooth.—Ex.

Prof. Johnson (after poor recita-tion on Banking): “Class is dismiss-ed. Don’t flop your ears as you goout.”—Ex.

Harry: “I thought your girl wasa blonde."

Pope: “She was, but she dyed lastnight.”—Ex.

Somehow we have a notion that aslow motion picture of a checkertournament would be good for thenerves.

“I see where a young man killedhimself after writing a poem.”, “Well, that isn't a bad,idea.”—Exchange.

-F‘roshzg “Should a man be pun-' ished for ‘killing a bottle?’

Soph: “He surely should if he doesit alone.”—Ex.

. Darling, can anything ever come be-tween us?Eavesdropper «(to himself )—Impos-

bible},- —Exchange.)A Long Island contractor, driving

In from Rockaway, came upon an-other whose .machine had brokendown on the road. In the disabledcar sat a woman. “Need any assist-ance?" inquired the contractor, cour-leously.

The other man lifted his flushedx. .__.q—~-.—- .-. ..-..-

growers could market them morecheaply and get better returns. Hesaid: “It does not matter how muchof anything we produce, correct mar-keting brings. about standardization,which is necessary for successful.farming.”

Dr. C. C. Taylor was theenextspeaker. He was introduced by Mr.Sykes as a champion hunter. Mr.Sykes, it seems, was fishing for hu-mor and he got ‘it. Dr. Taylor com-mended Dr. Kaupp and his co-work-ers for their hospitality. He said:“Farming is divided into three divis-r—+—_

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ions—production, distribution, .andishould be looked into.consumption.students produced the chickens, someof the students have distributed them,and I have done my part consumingthem.”‘Prof. C. L. Newman made a short

talk on the growth of the PoultryDepartment here and North Carolinaas a poultry producing State.

Short talks were made by EditorF. H. Jeter, Dr. W. C. Reeder, Prof.C. M. Heck, Dr. T. P. Harrison, DeanE. L. Cloyd‘and Dr. Kaupp.

Prof. R. H. Ruffner, very sarcasti-cally, announced that he had nojokes to relate. He accused T. C.Chang and Dr. Kaupp of forming aplot ‘to supply China with all hertext—books on poultry and divide theprofits fifty-fifty. He said it was ascandal as great as that of the Re-publican party in Teapot Dome. Healso stated that Dr. Kaupp, here oflate, was wearing much silk, using amonacle, and using a great deal oftea. He said he thought the matter

. He accusedDr. Kaupp and his Dr. Kaupp of comparing a cock to his

gold-medal cow, which he contendedwas quite an insult, personally. Inconclusion, he took it all back and

lgraciously presented Dr. Kaupp withan imported English teapot and acanister of China tea.

This occasion is an annual eventof the Poultry Science Club and oneto which all concerned look forward.

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BEAUTY CONTEST RESULTS(Total to February 27, 1924.)

For Moat Beautiful Raleigh GirlMiss Ruby Sadler .................... 2,190Miss Emily Jones .................... 1,985Miss Mary Thacker .................. 330Miss Margaret Workman ........ 250Miss Winnie Rickett ........ 210Miss Charlotte Nelson .............. 140,Miss Patsy Batts .............. 65Miss Sallie Peele ...................... 50Miss T. K. Messick .................. 40Miss Lula Wynne .................... 40Miss Blanche Bonner .............. 25Miss Evelyn Tyson 20For Most Handsome State College

StudentC. E. Vick .............................. 925S. C. Hodges ............................ 820J. R. Moflitt .............................. 725

. G. D. Humphrey ........................ 300C. D. Killian ........ ................ 250Frank Love .............................. 230Bull Harper .............................. 225P. C. Beatty ........ .................. 220M. W. McCulloh ........................ 180Goat Hooks .............................. 160J. N. Wall ............ .................. 145F. F. Clarke .............................. 100J. C. Richert, Jr. ...................... 95F. S. Trantham ............ ........ 70W. J. Carter .............................. 50J. S. Neely ................................ 50W. O. Huneycutt .................. 50Jimmy Lang .............................. 45G. C. Lassiter ............................ 40J. B. Rhodes .................... 40

Send in Your VotesIt 'seems as though some of the

voters in the contest were taking coldfeet. Don’t give up just becausesomeone else is a few votes"in the

. lead. That is not the right spirit ofthe thing. If some other fellow’sgirl gets ahead it just shows that thatfellow is working harder than youare. Do not stop sending in the'votes; send in more than ever. Putyour girl in the lead. It can be doneif you are willing to work enough.

See the announcement in nextweek’s paper concerning the close ofthe Beauty Contest.

Coupons will appear in The Tech-nician only four more times. Thismeans that 106,000 votes will beavailable to the fellow who is inter-ested enough to go after them. Aperson in the contest who has onlyten votes may yet win by a large mar-gin. Keep working!

Doctor—How are the boys prescrib-ed for yesterday getting on?Nurse—Three are dead.Doctor—But I wrote prescriptions

for film..Nurse—Yes, but the fourth refuses

to take the medicine—Exchange.

“Lou’ kout, lou’ kout, you’ll catchfire.""Wassa matter you?”“Don't go breathing ova here when

I got this match lit.”—Ex.

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Alumni Notes

Observations and Communicationsof Zippy Mack

The Meredith Freshman who ex-plained that “on Sundays for dinnerwe have chicken and I scream,” wasnot excited at all to what we Werethe other day, when it took up awhole morning in a pretty snowstorm. And we had been versifyingon the coming Of spring, too.

t tDewey Cline, who will be remem-

bered as the basketball wonder of1920 and preceding years, is now inRaleigh doing construction work withthe R. G. Lassiter CO.

* t tE. B. Manning, who was a mem-

ber of the Textile Class in 1921, andone of State’s outstanding Javelinhurlers, was in town last week-end.He is now with the Rosemary Manu-facturing Co. at Roanoke Rapids.

t l tW. F. Freeman, of the Civil Class

of ’22, is located in Raleigh with theR. C. Olson Engineering Corporation.

I tW. G. Ware, of the Textile Class of

’23, was in town last week-end. Wareis now with the Riverside and DanRiver Mills, Danville, Virginia.

# t OMessrs. J. E. Ramsay and Linn

Bernhardt, of the Class of 1900, bothof whom are now on the Board ofTrustees of the College, were on thecampus Wednesday and Thursday.Mr. Ramsay, who is interested in arock quarry near Salisbury, made atalk to the Civil Seniors Thursdaymorning.

i t tMr. J. L. “Duroc” Wall, of the

Class of '23, blew in town Wednes-day from what he termed a “cow—punching tour.” Wall is now withthe testing department of the DairyExtension Service of the State De-partment of Agriculture.

* tAmong the several other week-end

visitors was Mr. W. D. Yarboro, ofthe Class of ’23, who wished us toemphasize the fact that he is makingr._______.—___

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“Tell 'um about us,” Cleve. Youhave us all behind you. We are ex-pecting some Greensboro boys downhere next year as a result of yourtrip, and we will try our best to makethem glad they chose State.

good in his chosen profession ofschool teaching at Gibson, N. C.t t 0

Mr. Robert Craig Ernst and MissSarah W. Carter of Henderson, N. C.,were married at Henderson, January3d. At home, University of Minne-sota, Minneapolis, Minn. Mr. ErnstWas a member of the Chemical Classof ’2 1- “Pretty? Say! when she gets on a

street car the advertising is a totalloss.”——Ex.Some men are born insane. Some

men achieve insanity. Others roomwith an amateur saxophon player.—Exchange.

# I lMr. and Mrs. Vestal Columbus Tay-

lor, of Wentworth, announce thebirth of Glenn Ellis Taylor on Janu-ary 29th. Mr. Taylor is a member ofthe Class of ’23.

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ANNOUNCEMENT---

Mr. Watt Ivey and Mr. John Hill Wish to announce that they have taken over the “WaysideInn” and will operate it as

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Special Attention to Regular Boarders

TI-IE MOVING PICTURE‘ PROGRAM FOR MARCH

, The moving picture shows at the,Y. M- C. A. are run primarily forservice and not for profit. Thepurpose is to give wholesome recrea-tion at a cost less than the cost ofltreet car fare to town and back.owever, during the school year the

“Y” hopes to realize a revenue of$400 to ”help keep up the equipmentin the auditorium and the rest of thebuilding.

Occasionally a picture is run thatis not quite up to standard, as wasthe case last Monday, when- the filmexchange made a mistake and sentthe wrong picture. Mistakes likethis will happen but it is our policyto give the best show possible for adime.For the month of March the pro-

gram is as follows:March 3-4—Harold Lloyd in “Why

Worry."March 6—A Paramount,

Pride of Palomar”;nett, in “Picking Peaches.",AMarch 10-11—Hal Roach in “Join

the Circus"; Aesop Fable, “The Cir-cus”; Our Gang, “The Big Show”;Our Gang, “Back Stage”, ,

March 13—Cosmopolitan Special,“Adam and Eva”; Will Rogers Com-edy, “Jus Passing Thru. ”March 17-18—Pathe, “The Call of

the Wild.”March 20—Paramount, “The Trail

of the Lonesome Pine”; Max Sennettin “Skylarking."March 24-26—Our Gang, “Derby

Day”; Our Gang, “Papyrus vs Zev";Aesop Fable, “Derby Day"; HalRoach in “Scorching Sands.”March 27—Jack Holt in “Tiger’s

Claw”; Snub Pollard in “Before thePublic.”March 31-April 1—Charles Ray in

“The Courtship of Miles Standish.”The program listed above is the

very best that can be" secured withthe admission price at ten cents.

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It is our belief that the showsshould be such that anyone living inthe college community will enjoycoming to them.

' These shows are for ladies as well asgentlemen, therefore we want to askthe co-operation of the student body inseeing that the best of conduct is pre-served. !

WHY NO WATER INTHE SWIMMING POOL?

_L_mseveral fellows have been askingwhy there is no water in the pool.The trouble is that the bottom of thepool has settled so that the waterleaks out in one night.

. Since December we have had theHe

says he will do it next week at theWe hope he keeps his prom-

ise, because we hate for the studentsto be deprived of the use of the pool.

promise of a mason to repair it.

latest.

Kissing a girl after getting herpermission is like getting a raincheck after the eighth inning.—Ex. ,

Langdon Sen-

“A LETTER”

States of the United,' Sept. the Two.

Mein Dae Cousin Hans:Hans, I now take my pen in hand

and write you mit a lead pencil. Vedo not lif vare ve used to lif, ve lifvare ve haf moved. Hate to wrote it,but your dead old aunt vot you luffedso veil iss dead. She dies of NewMonia on New Year’s Day in NewOrleans, at fifteen minutes in frontof five. Some people think she hadpopulation of the heart. The doctorgave up all hope ven she died. Herbreath leaked out. She leaves a fam-ily of two boys and two cows. Theyfound $1,000,000 dollars sewed upin her bustle. It was an awful lot ofmoney to leave behind.Oh! Mrs. Offenbach iss very sick.

She is just at Death’s door, and derdoctor thinks he can pull her thru.She had such a nice little boy. Heiss just like a human beast. I tookhim to the hospital und ve had alovely time.

Your brudder, Gus, took our dog,Fido, down to der saw-mill yester-day, to haf a fight. He rushed upagainst one of der big circular saws—he only last von round.

All der GroSsenbach family havgot der mumps und are having aswell time. I am sending your blackovercoat by express. In order tosave charges, I cutt ofl der buttonsand put dem in der inside pocket.

Mother is making sausages, undder neighbors are looking out for derdogs.pay him dot 40c yet you owe him he

Your uncle says if you don’t

vill cutt off your head and throw itin your face.

I just graduated from college—und I took electrocution and physicaltorture. I learned to be a stingy o-grafter, too. I got a chob down atder livery stable as a stingyografter,taking down hay for der horses.

Louis Krantz vas sick und der doc-tor told him to take somethin, so hevent down der street und met IkeyCohen, und took his vatch. Theyhad him arrested und got a lawyer.Der lawyer got der case, but Ikey gotder vorks.Ve haf got about 30 chickens und

a pet dog. Der dog iss named Hans.Der chickens iss laying about six eggsa day, und Hans is laying behind derstove.

Just heard they performed an op-eration on Mrs. Oifenback, between

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29th, will also be held in the Taber—nacle Church.

There is a strong list .of speakers,all of whom are in close touch withthe student work of the denomina-tion. Every Baptist student shouldavail himself of this opportunity ofgetting in touch with the programbeing planned for Baptist studentsof State and denominational col-leges, in connection with adjoiningchurches. The conference will’closeSunday at 5:00 p.m.

the dining room and under der con-servatory, but she died at 8 o’clock.Dere iss people dying around 'votnefer died before. ‘

Oh! I vish ve vere closer apart. Iam awfully lonesome, since we sepa-rated together. Your brudder, Fritz,iss getting along fine mit der small-pox and hopes you are der same.

Hoping you vill written sooner as Idid, I' remain here, your cousin,

HERBERT FAISSET.P. S.-—If you don’t get dis letter,

written me, und I vill write youanudder.Two times P. S.—Have just re-

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Baptist Student Convention

Approximately 250 students arethe guests of Raleigh this week-endas delegates to the Second BaptistStudent Convention. They come fromState and denominational schools offour states. Wake Forest heads thelist in numbers, Chatham TrainingSchool of Virginia holds second place,with N. C. C. W. and the Universityof North Carolina taking the thirdand fourth places, respectively.

The delegates representing StateCollege are C. D. Faucette, H. F. Cur—tis, H. G.- Moore, P. M. Hendricks,A. H. Thomas, J. E. Britt and J. H.Mofiitt.The meetings are held in the Tab-

ernacle Baptist Church instead of theFirst Baptist Church, as planned, dueto the installation of a new pipe or-gan. The “mixer” on Friday night,

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The Provident Mutual Life Insurance Company of Philadelphia ispleased to announce a material increase in policyholders’ dividends forthe year 1924, which will result in a considerably lowered net cost forlife insurance in the Provident.This Company has long been noted for its very low net costs, and dur-ing the past twelve months has made two material increases in its divi-dends, thus reducing its former very low net costs.This announcement will be of interest and good news to the many policy-holders of the Company in Raleigh and vicinity, and of like interest tofuture policy holders.

Before deciding on an Insurance Policy, investigate ourMaturing Old Age Pension Policy.Before buying any policy, get the Provident’s ‘rate quo-tations; you’ll find it the Lowest in Cost.

7,,Mammypaid iii—cashtowlivingpolicyholders ofmaturing policies $4,080,791.90, during the year 1922.

The pleased, well-satisfied policyholders of this Company are its high:est endorsement; more than half century of honest and successful con-duct of its affairs has demonstrated its excellence.The Company’s remarkable financial stability; its care and integrity inmanagement; its low net cost for insurance, make it the Ideal Companyfor the careful, thrifty buyer of insurance.

FRANK M. HARPER,District Agent, Tucker Bldg.,

Raleigh, N. C.

PAUL W. SCHENCK,Gen. Agent for North Carolina,

Greensboro, N. C.