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Professionalism
War No More
Round TwoRedux and Redeux
Honorable M. Margaret McKeownNinth Circuit Court of Appeals
Guam and Northern Mariana Islands District ConferencesMarch 2018
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If There’s Good in Darth Vader: Our Adversarial Society Could Use this Reminder that Few of Us Must
Battle Pure Evil
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Why Can't We Be Friends?by War
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Collegiality vs. Advocacy
With a Little Help From My Friendsby The Beatles
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Discovery− It Makes Us Crazy
You Make Me Crazy!by Gnarls Barkley
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One Culprit− The Lawyers
One Million LawyersBy Tom Paxton
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One Culprit− Credibility
Don’t LieBy Black Eyed Peas
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One Culprit− Billing
Billing TimeBy Bar None’s
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One Culprit− The Rules
I Fought the Law and the Law Wonby The Bobby Fuller Four
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One Culprit− The Judges
Appointed Foreverby Bar Grill Singers
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One Solution− Open Sesame
Open Sesameby Kool and the Gang
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Mediation− Is it a Problem or the Solution?
Mediation Chorusby Bar and Grill Singers
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The Road to Professionalism:On the Road Again
by Willie Nelson