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I told you not to drink out of the toilet.
Pedro: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?Pee Wee: I haven’t the foggiest.Pedro: Lunch and dinner.Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California
I try to keep busy all year. In the summer I make cookies, and in
the fall and winter I make toys in Santa’s workshop.
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