Obi-wan, talk we must.

Yes we have a few things to show you that you might find familiar…

Everyone, hang on to your butts. Your about to see some serious junk. Roll ‘em!

Oh I like this one; it’s a bit snug though…

Yoda: Stealing padawan helmets from my youngling class, you did…

Yoda: and meant to be looking for an assassin but drinking you were!

Where in the blazes did you get that?!

In your closet, we found it.

You are RECKLESS!!

Ooo! Show ‘em that one where he’s dancing with those two girls; that one’s a killer!

As if that wasn't bad enough: check this action out…

Oh my, didn’t see that one coming…

Umm, bad hairdresser?

And I thought the “all business in the front, all party in the back” hairstyle was bad.

You are a disgrace to the Jedi! We can’t believe you were capable of this…

Especially Anakin. He claims he never knew you after seeing the ponytail pic.

What I said earlier, I take back. Not only are you reckless, but a freak on top of it.

Oh look who’s talking!!

A fight you want is it?

Bring it!

Ah, entertainment!

Somebody go get some popcorn and some of those little Weiner things!

You mean those ones with the tooth picks?

Yeah, those.