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of her evening

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Cover and opening photographs by PETER YANG

Best MORNING PICK-ME-UP Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan go together like lemonade and a hot summer day. As they climb aboard a tandem bike for their photo shoot, laughing and teasing each other, it’s easy to see why the former New York Giants defensive lineman sacked 58 (!) other candidates for the gig as Ripa’s cohost on Live, permanently replacing the departing Regis Philbin eight months ago. ● Live With Kelly and Michael has been going strong ever since, with new episodes continuing into August. But this summer the duo is also looking forward to a season fi lled with fun, family, and … soup? ● “I want to get my clamming license, so I can make chowder,” says Ripa, 42. ● “Really?” asks Strahan, 41. ● “My boys love it. I’ll invite you all over,” replies Ripa, who lives in Manhattan with husband Mark Consuelos and their three children and has enjoyed watching her family get to know Strahan’s this year. “It’s a cool moment as parents to see all the kids huddled together,” adds her cohost, a father of four who splits his time between continued on page 9


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Pringles Stix

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PARADE: What were summers like for you growing up?Ripa: Our favorite vacationwas going to the Jersey Shore. And I have very fond summer memories of my parents letting me go outside in the morning and not come home until dinnertime. It was just the way things were back then. We try to re-create that for our children in a controlled way because I want them to have an outdoor life.Strahan: I started working out with my father the summer I was 13, which was incredible for our relationship. Those were my summers: working out with my dad, hanging out with my brothers, riding my bike. Pretty simple. I grew up mostly in Germany, but my favorite summer trip was driving from North Caro-lina to Texas in a camper with my parents and us six kids.Ripa: I’m dying to do an RV trip with my family. I know it’s a lot of work, and people have said we’re not cut out for it, but I really think we are! We don’t get bored with each other.

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and weighs in at two pounds—enough to make about a jar’s

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(Seeds and plants available seasonally at burpee.com.)

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invent themselves! Enter the

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Five fi nalists, ages 6 to 12, will

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PARADE: What were summers like for you growing up?Ripa: Our favorite vacation

was going to the Jersey

Shore. And I have very fond

summer memories of my

parents letting me go outside

in the morning and not come

home until dinnertime. It was

just the way things were back

then. We try to re-create that

for our children in a controlled

way because I want them to

have an outdoor life.

Strahan: I started working

out with my father the

summer I was 13, which was

incredible for our relationship.

Those were my summers:

working out with my dad,

hanging out with my brothers,

riding my bike. Pretty simple.

I grew up mostly in Germany,

but my favorite summer trip

was driving from North Caro-

lina to Texas in a camper with

my parents and us six kids.

Ripa: I’m dying to do an RV

trip with my family. I know it’s

a lot of work, and people have

said we’re not cut out for it, but

I really think we are! We don’t

get bored with each other.

Any vacation plans?Ripa: We do a big hiking trip

every summer in Colorado. We

see the most incredible things.

Strahan: Have you walked up

on a bear yet?

Ripa: No, but we always tie a

cowbell


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All my friends have new cell phones. �ey carry them around withthem all day, like mini computers, with little tiny keyboards andhundreds of programs which are supposed to make their life easier.Trouble is… my friends can’t use them. �e keypads are too small,the displays are hard to see and the phones are so complicated thatmy friends end up borrowing my Jitterbug when they need tomake a call. I don’t mind… I just got a new phone too… the newJitterbug Plus. Now I have all the things I loved about my Jitterbug phone along with some great new features that makeit even better!

GreatCall® created the Jitterbug with one thing in mind – to o�erpeople a cell phone that’s easy to see and hear, simple to use and a�ordable. Now, they’ve made the cell phone experience even better with the Jitterbug Plus. It features a lightweight,comfortable design with a backlit keypad and big, legible numbers. �ere is even a dial tone so you know the phone isready to use. You can also increase the volume with one touchand the speaker’s been improved so you get great audio qual-ity and can hear every word. �e battery has been improved too– it’s one of the longest lasting on the market– so you won’t have to charge it as often. �ephone comes to you with your account already set upand is easy to activate.

�e rate plans are simple too. Why pay for minutesyou’ll never use? �ere are a variety of a�ordable plans.Plus, you don’t have to worry about �nding yourselfstuck with no minutes– that’s the problem with prepaid phones. Since there is no contract to sign,

you are not locked in for years at a time and won’t besubject to early termination fees. The U.S.-based customer service is knowledgeable and helpful and the phone gets service virtually anywhere in the continental U.S. Above all, you’ll get one-touch access to a friendly, and helpful GreatCall operator. They can look up numbers,and even dial them for you! They are alwaysthere to help you when you need them.

Call now and get a FREE Car Charger – a$24.99 value. Try the Jitterbug Plus for yourselffor 30 days and if you don’t love it, just returnit for a refund1 of the product purchase price.Call now – helpful Jitterbug experts are readyto answer your questions.

Monthly Minutes

Monthly Rate

Operator Assistance

911 Access

Long Distance Calls

Voice Dial

Nationwide Coverage

Friendly Return Policy1

Basic 14

50

$14.99

24/7

FREE

No add’l charge

FREE

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30 days

Basic 19

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We proudly accept the following credit cards.

47586

Available in Silver and Red.

IMPORTANT CONSUMER INFORMATION: Jitterbug is owned by GreatCall, Inc. Your invoices will come from GreatCall. All rate plans and services require the purchase of a Jitterbug phone and a one-time set up fee of $35. Coverage and service is notavailable everywhere. Other charges and restrictions may apply. Screen images simulated. There are no additional fees to call Jitterbug’s 24-hour U.S. Based Customer Service. However, for calls to an Operator in which a service is completed, minutes willbe deducted from your monthly balance equal to the length of the call and any call connected by the Operator, plus an additional 5 minutes. Monthly minutes carry over and are available for 60 days. If you exceed the minute balance on your account, youwill be billed at 35¢ for each minute used over the balance. Monthly rate plans do not include government taxes or assessment surcharges. Prices and fees subject to change. 1We will refund the full price of the Jitterbug phone if it is returned within 30days of purchase in like-new condition. We will also refund your first monthly service charge if you have less than 30 minutes of usage. If you have more than 30 minutes of usage, a per minute charge of 35 cents will apply for each minute over 30 minutes. The activation fee and shipping charges are not refundable. Jitterbug and GreatCall are registered trademarks of GreatCall, Inc. Samsung is a registered trademark of Samsung Electronics Co., Ltd. ©2013 Samsung Telecommunications America,LLC. ©2013 GreatCall, Inc. ©2013 by firstSTREET for Boomers and Beyond, Inc.

More minute plans available. Ask your Jitterbug expert for details.

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Better

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Longer Battery Life

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Introducing the all-new Jitterbug® Plus. We’ve made it even better… without making it harder to use.

Jitterbug Plus Cell PhoneCall today to get your own Jitterbug Plus.Please mention promotional code 46802.

1-877-553-8035 www.jitterbugdirect.com

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a $24.99 value. Call now!

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All my friends have new cell phones. �ey carry them around withthem all day, like mini computers, with little tiny keyboards andhundreds of programs which are supposed to make their life easier.Trouble is… my friends can’t use them. �e keypads are too small,the displays are hard to see and the phones are so complicated thatmy friends end up borrowing my Jitterbug when they need tomake a call. I don’t mind… I just got a new phone too… the newJitterbug Plus. Now I have all the things I loved about my Jitterbug phone along with some great new features that makeit even better!

GreatCall® created the Jitterbug with one thing in mind – to o�erpeople a cell phone that’s easy to see and hear, simple to use and a�ordable. Now, they’ve made the cell phone experience even better with the Jitterbug Plus. It features a lightweight,comfortable design with a backlit keypad and big, legible numbers. �ere is even a dial tone so you know the phone isready to use. You can also increase the volume with one touchand the speaker’s been improved so you get great audio qual-ity and can hear every word. �e battery has been improved too– it’s one of the longest lasting on the market– so you won’t have to charge it as often. �ephone comes to you with your account already set upand is easy to activate.

�e rate plans are simple too. Why pay for minutesyou’ll never use? �ere are a variety of a�ordable plans.Plus, you don’t have to worry about �nding yourselfstuck with no minutes– that’s the problem with prepaid phones. Since there is no contract to sign,

you are not locked in for years at a time and won’t besubject to early termination fees. The U.S.-based customer service is knowledgeable and helpful and the phone gets service virtually anywhere in the continental U.S. Above all, you’ll get one-touch access to a friendly, and helpful GreatCall operator. They can look up numbers,and even dial them for you! They are alwaysthere to help you when you need them.

Call now and get a FREE Car Charger – a$24.99 value. Try the Jitterbug Plus for yourselffor 30 days and if you don’t love it, just returnit for a refund1 of the product purchase price.Call now – helpful Jitterbug experts are readyto answer your questions.

Monthly Minutes

Monthly Rate

Operator Assistance

911 Access

Long Distance Calls

Voice Dial

Nationwide Coverage

Friendly Return Policy1

Basic 14

50

$14.99

24/7

FREE

No add’l charge

FREE

YES

30 days

Basic 19

was 100 NOW 200

$19.99

24/7

FREE

No add’l charge

FREE

YES

30 days

We proudly accept the following credit cards.

47588

Available in Silver and Red.

IMPORTANT CONSUMER INFORMATION: Jitterbug is owned by GreatCall, Inc. Your invoices will come from GreatCall. All rate plans and services require the purchase of a Jitterbug phone and a one-time set up fee of $35. Coverage and service is notavailable everywhere. Other charges and restrictions may apply. Screen images simulated. There are no additional fees to call Jitterbug’s 24-hour U.S. Based Customer Service. However, for calls to an Operator in which a service is completed, minutes willbe deducted from your monthly balance equal to the length of the call and any call connected by the Operator, plus an additional 5 minutes. Monthly minutes carry over and are available for 60 days. If you exceed the minute balance on your account, youwill be billed at 35¢ for each minute used over the balance. Monthly rate plans do not include government taxes or assessment surcharges. Prices and fees subject to change. 1We will refund the full price of the Jitterbug phone if it is returned within 30days of purchase in like-new condition. We will also refund your first monthly service charge if you have less than 30 minutes of usage. If you have more than 30 minutes of usage, a per minute charge of 35 cents will apply for each minute over 30 minutes. The activation fee and shipping charges are not refundable. Jitterbug and GreatCall are registered trademarks of GreatCall, Inc. Samsung is a registered trademark of Samsung Electronics Co., Ltd. ©2013 Samsung Telecommunications America,LLC. ©2013 GreatCall, Inc. ©2013 by firstSTREET for Boomers and Beyond, Inc.

More minute plans available. Ask your Jitterbug expert for details.

No

Contract

Better

Sound and

Longer Battery Life

Easy to use. Easy to see.

Easy on the wallet.Introducing the all-new Jitterbug® Plus. We’ve made it even better… without making it harder to use.

Jitterbug Plus Cell PhoneCall today to get your own Jitterbug Plus.Please mention promotional code 46803.

1-888-822-9141 www.jitterbugdirect.com

Order now and receive a

FREE Car Charger for your Jitterbug –

a $24.99 value. Call now!

NEW

FREE Car

Charger


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