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Act naturallyAct naturally

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FoundFoundmissingmissing

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Resident alienResident alien

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AdvancedAdvancedBASICBASIC

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GenuineGenuineimitationimitation

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Safe sexSafe sex

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Airline foodAirline food

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Good griefGood grief

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SameSamedifferencedifference

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AlmostAlmostexactlyexactly

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GovernmentGovernmentorganizationorganization

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SanitarySanitarylandfilllandfill

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AloneAlonetogethertogether

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Legally drunkLegally drunk

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Silent screamSilent scream

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BritishBritishfashionfashion

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Living deadLiving dead

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Small crowdSmall crowd

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BusinessBusinessethicsethics

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Soft rockSoft rock

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Butt headButt head

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MilitaryMilitaryintelligenceintelligence

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SoftwareSoftwaredocumentationdocumentation

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CaliforniaCaliforniacultureculture

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New classicNew classic

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Sweet sorrowSweet sorrow

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ChildproofChildproof

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PassivePassiveaggressionaggression

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ClearlyClearlymisunderstoodmisunderstood

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Twelve-ounceTwelve-ouncepound cakepound cake

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Rap musicRap music

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SyntheticSyntheticnatural gasnatural gas

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Taped liveTaped live

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ClearlyClearlymisunderstoodmisunderstood

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Peace forcePeace force

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Cleveland lifeCleveland life

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TemporaryTemporarytax increasetax increase

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ComputerComputerjockjock

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PlasticPlasticglassesglasses

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TerriblyTerriblypleasedpleased

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ComputerComputersecuritysecurity

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Tight slacksTight slacks

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DefiniteDefinitemaybemaybe

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Pretty uglyPretty ugly

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Diet ice-creamDiet ice-cream

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WorkingWorkingvacationvacation

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ExactExactestimateestimate

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