1. 1. Welcome back to my Offically Wacky Boolprop Challenge (OWBC)! When we last left off the youngest daughter, Opal, had just grown into a teen.
2. 2. It was time to take the family on vacation, as per the Bon Voyage expansion rules/points. They went to Takemizu Village, a vacation destination I had yet to play at.
3. 3. Can you bitches hurry up?! I have a schedule to adhere to! *beep**beep*
4. 4. Oh for Plumbob's sakes, now your damn school bus is going to put me a whole hour behind schedule! *beep**beep*
5. 5. At last they arrived. They took their sweet time getting out of the van well.
6. 6. The Com girls (who are my most self aware sims yet, eyeroll) then took to having a pow-wow in the middle of the street, putting van drivers everywhere behind schedule.
7. 7. Tom received a well deserved massage from the hot masseuse. Do these massages have a happy ending?
8. 8. Rather than seeing the sights of Takmeziu Village, Belle and Olivia preferred to punch eachother in the arm.
9. 9. Really, the only culture the family absorbed was through cuisine, and the 'Bow' gesture, which they were all obsessed over.
10. 10. It smells like old shoes in here...~Olivia I'm not surprised, considering you're in here, you sweaty man.~Opal
11. 11. Whilst the girls sweated it out in the sauna, Tom and Steffi had some catch up time, before Steffi's untimely demise.. but more on that later.
12. 12. God Dad, we're in an exotic country, and you order us cereal from room service? Cookie has us on a budget sweetie, don't blame me. Hey, sorry I am being frugal, these Sim vacations add up quickly if you're having $150 meals everyday, on top of your two suites!
13. 13. This occurred after the failed attempt at taking a family portrait as part of the family scrapbook challenge. At least someone became a bit more well cultured after this trip.
14. 14. Field trip time ladies, time to walk on some long boardwalk, goodluck.
15. 15. I kind of like the way the stings feel, they numb my inner pain.~Steffi
16. 16. Terrible photo, I know, but even from this distance you can still see all the little pixel bees. I love how the tour guide just stands there, so helpful.
17. 17. Another highly cultural meal, hamburgers. The family seems to be spending most of the vacation in their hotel room. As if we would trust you to pick the proper decisions to make on a tour again, Cookie!~Opal
18. 18. Cleaning up the hotel's dishes, and juggling their coffee mugs, all part of a great vacation.
19. 19. Another tour? You're sending me into an ancient tomb in my bathing suit?! Look Opal, you at least have to take some responsibility here. It's not my fault you weren't sensible enough to do your little twirl into your Takemizu Village robe!
20. 20. That poor vacationer in the Hawaiian shirt has zero rhythm
21. 21. That's the look Steffi gives all her victims. They need to know I mean BUSINESS.
22. 22. How dare you grind up behind me, you Takemizu scum! Did you not see my quarter machine ring?
23. 23. Miss, I was just trying to teach you our cultural dance... That's MRS. To you horndog!
24. 24. Do you think a sculpture of me will be erected in Takemizu land after our vacation? Why would it be? Come on Dad, I have been called Meadow Thayer v.2. countless times. Everyone who's anyone knows I'm the fairest in ALL the land! Why in Plumbob's name would you aspire to be that skank?! Are you not a Popularity sim Opal? Well, I mean-... she's pretty popular if you ask me, she basically Kim K in Sim World.
25. 25. Look Dad, one of my fans has arrived! Actually, I came to apologize to your mothe-... Oh how I love when my fans pretend they aren't totally obsessed with me. Shoo shoo!
26. 26. Opal, why are you up so early? Checkout isn't until eleven.~Tom Look, I HAVE to escape the prying eyes of all the Takemizu people's-... Like, have they never seen a fabulous Meadow lookalike before?~Opal That robe boy was obviously looking at me. Hunny, you need to get your eyes checked.~Steffi Oh Mom...~Opal
27. 27. ...how convenient that you seem to forget how /I/ turn heads. How can I not notice their obnoxious thought bubbles, people love me.
28. 28. Both genders may I add, and of all ages. I'm simply irresistible
29. 29. Blah blah blah. Words cannot describe how happy I was when this lengthy three day primp/whine/punch/assault fest came to a close. Somehow the family concluded it was a good trip. I guess anytime they get away from their commune of Flamingos is a good time though.
30. 30. The iron lady's (Steffi's) carpool arrived conveniently as the family was shuttled home, but this will be her final day at work.
31. 31. I stuck Steffi in the shed, with the paedophile ghost's urn. I'm hoping she either gets food poisoning, and dies (due to lack of rest/treatment/hygiene) OR even better, gets eaten by insects. Oh the joys of the cowforbrain's ghost hunt challenge.
32. 32. Mmm, rotten spaghetti. Oh please Cookie, do I even look phased? Nope, but I'm sure eventually you'll break down. Why not shove that alien girl in here? She's boring as hell, I spice things up. Belle? I'm just too kind, sorry for the inconveince Steffi, love you x-o.
33. 33. This is all Olivia does all day, other than school. Sports are her predestined favourite hobby, but she's addicted to the stationary bicycle (fitness).
34. 34. I almost completely forgot that Tom has to write a novel, as per the family scrapbook challenge. Close call. Hey, I'm not even close to death yet! Given what has happened with your wife, I wouldn't feel too safe muahah.
35. 35. What the hell is this crap story, Tom Com's Wacky Life? Can you say corny, geesh. Look buddy, Tom put his heart and soul into that story. You better not make any snide remarks to his face, otherwise you'll end up in that shed with Steffi the witch.
36. 36. Despite pissing herself and passing out, Steffi still has yet to shed a tear.
37. 37. She even happily aged up into an elder. What a trouper. That wraps up this chapter, I didn't realize how short it was till now, oopsies. In the next chapter, the girls will go to La Fiesta Tech. Thank you all for reading, take care! :)