Hash 649 - Bin Runnin’ 30th May 2015

Our mates, Strolling Bones & Comic Strip.

Have a couple put so much into our Hash?

Dun know, but thank you both.

Hash 649 - Bin Runnin’ 30th May 2015

Here we go, yet another mystery scribe. The occasion of a double V (victory?) is rare in the annals of Hash proceedings but the 30th of this month was such an occasion. Bin Runnin’ invited us to the hinterland of Baan Mackam. The class of 649 turned out in eager anticipation. If they were not allowed to award Hash Shit then at least they could gripe about the trail. Not to be, the forty two wrinklies and three ankle biters that turned up enjoyed a bit of a silk purse from the sow's ear terrain. But then again Bin Runnin’ as the hand maiden of Leopard Piss had learnt well. With the old fella's knowledge, although short on checks the trail was well worth the effort.

I digress, to begin with, I recently fell heir to one of those mobile phone thingies and whilst relaxing in my Eagles Lair atop the Chaweng Mountains received a summons to this hitherto unHashed area. A great place for the gathering with lots of space to park my trusty steed. So to the start and Bin Runnin’ displayed another of her talents by describing the trail with an amazing Belfast accent and they're off leaving behind Blue Lugs relaxing in his folding bed and supping an orange juice.

Along the shore and passing some bemused touroids slumming it in the nearby 5* resort we came to the first of only four checks (six actually, you must have short cutted - editor) and almost immediately the Aussie Antelope forged ahead on what turned out to be the correct trail, only problem is that nobody else heard a call of ON ON so he must have had a Wallaby stuck in his throat.

The calm before the storm

Hash 649 - Bin Runnin’ 30th May 2015




Further on though justice was done as by paying too much attention to his female companions he missed the turn as it was a back check and topped the mountain before spotting Dipstick, Forrest Dump and Big Yin coursing on the correct path.

On returning to camp and with almost everyone back the award of DFL went to Tutty Fruity a good 15 minutes behind. After a suitable spell to sample the Piss Truck wares dispensed by Underdevelopment, Dogbotherer called the circle and the run was voted a good one and yet again Feral retained the necklace. Me thinks he must wear it in bed. Dyke Finger as walking steward dragged in Bob-Ze-Builder, Bottle Opener and Madame Dump for short cutting, Seaman Stains who didn't know he was running steward had Sleazy Rider for sitting on the trail. Feral then pulled all the runners in cos he f****d up on the hill and the rest of the gang steered the right route. Sleazy was in again to introduce his family. Crive received a good spanking from Whiplash and that brought a smile to his face and begged for more.

As the circle progressed our 3 three Hash Heroes, Dumpling, Da Do Ron Ron and Jonny Come Lately were all doing sterling work assisting Underdevelopment dole out the down downs. Apparently she had been sampling her own wares and was spilling more than went into the cups. However the Samui Witch of the South pulled herself together in time to name the two Springboks. Stefan (Dinges) is now Earthtrembler while his child bride Cathy (My China) becomes Kneetrembler. There were a load of leavers including Dipstick, Wibbly Wobbly off to the Sceptered Isle. Bob-Ze-Builder bound for Ze Fatherland as well as Corporal Punishment (Crive you num sculls) on his way to get a good slap from No Woman for blowing the budget. Strollin’ Bones too.

No scran at the Led Fok , reservations only, but loads of ice cold ale. Next week to Koh Tan so watch your email for updates.

What a load of trash

Hash 649 - Bin Runnin’ 30th May 2015




OK I agree totally this photo has zero relevance to the hash but Bin Runnin’ actually climbed the runners hill without having to sit down (Sleezy). Her request to include the photo as it was a Bin Runnin’ Hash.

Dinges and his china from Zud Afrika being named by the witch of the south.

Hash 649 - Bin Runnin’ 30th May 2015