one dozen new year's resolutions marketers vow to stop doing

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ONE DOZEN New Year’s Resolutions From your fellow marketers at: MARKETERS VOW TO STOP DOING

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A fun presentation of New Year's resolutions marketers should vow to stop! Social media marketers will especially appreciate this.

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ONE DOZEN

New Year’s Resolutions

From your fellow marketers at:

MARKETERS VOW TO STOP DOING

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I’ll stop asking Dad to LIKE my new Facebook page.

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Marketers New Year’s Resolution #1

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I will learn the real NAMES of the Twitter friends I meet at conferences.

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Marketers New Year’s Resolution #2

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This year, I will watch the Super Bowl and cheer for a team, not just the ADS.

Marketers New Year’s Resolution #3

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I will stop running A/B TESTING at the family dinner table.

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Marketers New Year’s Resolution #4

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Marketers New Year’s Resolution #5

I will try really, really hard to refrain from LIKING my own posts on Facebook.

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I will not resort to foul tactics in my efforts to win the office KLOUT competition.

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Marketers New Year’s Resolution #6

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Marketers New Year’s Resolution #7

I will not excessively post cat MEMES… until after I dominate said office Klout competition.

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I will limit heartfelt TWEETS of admiration to my brand to once per quarter.

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Marketers New Year’s Resolution #8

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I will ask parent’s permission before conducting market research on the TEENS in my carpool.

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Marketers New Year’s Resolution #9

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Marketers New Year’s Resolution #10

I will stop secretly Facebooking during meetings.

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Yeah, right!

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I will put a penny in a jar each time I catch myself speaking Twitterspeak IRL.

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Marketers New Years Resolution #11

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I will remember to put away Instagram after the first 30 minutes of the company party.

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Marketers New Years Resolution #12

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