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{40}{160}Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org{1589}{1651}This way please,we'll go to the next room.{1655}{1765}There was a painting by Trouillebeutcalled "Harem's Servant"{1769}{1817}It was stolen a few weeks ago.{1820}{1887}That's why our director is so upset.{1890}{1970}He is waiting here everyday.{1974}{2043}Hoping there will be miracle.

{2048}{2096}The painting will re-appear.{2100}{2155}Please follow me to another room.{2186}{2248}Do you like this painting?{2592}{2626}No, thanks!{2766}{2794}Good.{4338}{4377}Miss, are you alright?{4380}{4423}Does it hurt? Please sit down.{4478}{4540}No Miss, you can't sit on this box.{4545}{4593}There's a very valuablepainting inside.{4598}{4626}MonaLisa?{4630}{4707}No, it's not,it's a Modigliani portrait.{4796}{4868}Please sit elsewhere,or I'll get into trouble.

{4873}{4995}Miss here, your shoe is fixed.{4998}{5099}There's a very valuable painting.{5101}{5122}Miss please, I'm serious.{5126}{5147}Thanks!{5415}{5442}Bye.{5600}{5648}GiGi. Good morning.Thanks!{5701}{5809}Today's perfume is fantastic!{5824}{5860}I almost used the whole bottle.{5866}{5966}I'll buy you another at Lafayette!{5979}{6010}Give me a dimsum first.{6039}{6106}Hurry up, time is running out.What's the hurry?{6110}{6143}Don't interrupt me.{6148}{6210}I'm in no hurry, it's not dark yet.

{6342}{6370}GiGi!{6374}{6408}You're just a loafer.{6412}{6462}France is the best place for you.Yeah!{6467}{6494}Especially French women.{6495}{6565}Yeah! Yeah!{6714}{6747}Do you know what that is?{6751}{6816}Of course! It's naughty Dame!{6819}{6846}Of course not! It's Notre-Dame.{6858}{6901}I really want to get married there.{6929}{7013}With those little boysand girls along the aisle.{7040}{7134}Throwing morning glories.Morning glories?{7510}{7558}Close the door, let's go.

{8071}{8114}Do you know me?No.{8119}{8143}No.{8264}{8406}My name is James, thanks.{8439}{8539}I'm a notorious thief,read tomorrow papers.{9898}{9944}Look at that car!{10066}{10102}Hey! Did you seewhat they're doing there?{10106}{10149}Youngsters these daysdo anything they want.{11425}{11525}Step on the gas, get closer,take it.{11535}{11594}Hey, be a pal and help me out?Remember, the perfume!{11599}{11635}Don't forget to drive in low gearwhen you collect me.{11642}{11670}Don't forget.Sure...{12030}{12051}Go away.{12819}{12910}I don't smell a thing, how come?

{13276}{13314}Jeez, the perfume stinks.{13382}{13449}More than a horse's shit!Oh, the perfume must be expired.{16929}{16998}Hey, what's going on up there?



{17395}{17478}Hey, Joe is coming.{17505}{17534}Let's go get him, come on.{17551}{17635}Hey, over here, hurry.Hey, over here.{17701}{17804}Slow down.{17825}{17841}Almost there.{17844}{17880}Low gear, stupid broad.{17908}{17956}Do you get him?I got him, I got him.

{17963}{17989}Slow down, slow down.{18007}{18115}Well?Hey, stop, stop the car.{18167}{18255}You goddamn stupid broad.{18326}{18390}Joe, you alright, are you hurt?painful?{18405}{18433}Yeah, does it hurt?{18437}{18473}Alright enough.Well?{18479}{18554}How many times did I tell?Don'tjust drive in low gear.{18559}{18600}Sometimes use the first gear,sometimes the second.{18601}{18663}You never do what I tell you!{18666}{18713}You're a brainless bimbo.{18716}{18793}I never know how you want it.I want it off.{18801}{18837}Where are you going?Water the plant.

{18951}{19051}Pardon, excuse me please.{19059}{19124}Hey, you said never start the carin which gear?{19133}{19215}Drive! Well drive!{19274}{19307}Bye-bye.{19312}{19362}You two will regret this.{19369}{19520}Go on, leave,I hope you get what you desire.{19670}{19703}Mr. Chu,do you know{19708}{19768}some of our famous paintingshave been stolen lately,{19783}{19846}we of course welcome thosewho come all over the world{19848}{19886}to appreciate our art,{19890}{19940}butjust hopethey don't take them away from us.{19942}{19969}We've done some investigations,{19973}{20007}and we suspect thatthe thieves are Chinese,

{20011}{20073}from an undergroundpainting collector.{20228}{20365}You three remember, I raised you.{20385}{20454}I fed you, clothed you.Now you got to listen to me.{20478}{20523}From now on.{20566}{20621}I'll teach you how to make a living.{20711}{20793}Joe, I'll teach you to besharp of eye and quick of hand.{20799}{20847}I'm now in a bus, come here.{20933}{20979}What's the matter? You crazy?{21007}{21057}Nothing, the bus is moving.{21107}{21141}Go over there.{21476}{21507}Goddamn it!{21511}{21562}You'll never learn,you doesn't worth anything.{21578}{21664}You're crying all the time.Brings me bad luck.{21673}{21728}No food for you.{22000}{22031}Cherie, let's eat.{22043}{22089}I stained my pants because of you.{22115}{22166}I stole food for you.Eat.{22198}{22238}Go on, eat.OK.{22249}{22309}You must be hungry, eat up.{22393}{22496}We hope that the Hong Kong policewill cooperate{22502}{22561}with the French lnvestigatorsin stopping this crime.{22639}{22674}Cherie, you be the beggar.{22678}{22728}Me again?Go on...{22735}{22770}Go over there.OK.{22838}{22890}Uncle, can yougive me some bread please.

{22893}{22945}I haven't eaten in days, please.{22947}{22990}Go away, beggar.Don't bother me.{22996}{23054}Please don't, please.Go away.



{29032}{29078}Cherie, Cherie my love.{29115}{29177}Are you really mad at me?{29245}{29324}Look, my Cherie Amour.{29335}{29436}Oval face, slim upper body{29439}{29482}No need to mention the lower part{29494}{29556}I know that you like these words.{29571}{29672}You'll have many children withyour love

{29705}{29808}Come... Cherie!{29817}{29899}If you want a romantic love,I'll give you one{29909}{29957}If you like watching films,I'll go with you{29960}{30015}If you want to be a star,I'll make you one{30024}{30079}Many friends of mine are directors{30097}{30227}Don't be afraid, sit here{30243}{30284}We can act right nowfor James is here to be our audience{30290}{30441}Let's act as lovers.I love you, babe{30447}{30514}I love you, babe{30519}{30608}Let's fall in love together.Let's die together{30612}{30667}You're my true loved one{30742}{30770}Ah, I'm drowning.

{30826}{30854}How dare you kick me?{30857}{30898}It's not me, something hit my leg.{30902}{30930}Get me out of here.Come on.{30936}{30967}I'm freezing.{30970}{31014}Let's go, come on.It's you. You trick me.{31019}{31093}You play tricks on me with others!Don't run.{31291}{31327}Joe, where do you want to be{31330}{31361}when you get old?{31363}{31394}Anywhere is fine with me.{31399}{31433}But, how about you?{31458}{31514}Oh, I first want to livein peace and quiet.{31518}{31551}Iran is peaceful.{31554}{31602}Heaven is pretty peaceful too.

{31606}{31632}Assholes.{31847}{31916}We're always on the move. We shouldtry to find a place to settledown.{31923}{31981}Yeah but that's not the point.{31985}{32054}The Universe is endless,the Brave are always searching.{32058}{32141}For some happiness,however fleeting it may be.{32144}{32245}Actually I miss Hong Kong.I miss wonton noodles.{32249}{32364}And Yuen Long Cakes, Shen Zhengroast goose, Causeway Bay seafood.{32369}{32427}Sheung Wan's egg cakes.Also Stanley's jeans.{32434}{32539}Yes, Queen's Rd East,Queen's Rd West.{32618}{32641}Isn't it gorgeous here?Yes.{32646}{32675}Let's check it out.{32745}{32800}Brigitte Bardot, Gina Lollobrigida.{32856}{32890}What are you yelling at?{32893}{32960}I just want to checkifthose two women were here.{32962}{32981}What are you saying?{32983}{33012}Didn't you see the paper?{33014}{33097}They said they always sunbathe here.{33102}{33133}I want their autograph.{33147}{33194}How can they have pensifthey're naked?{33199}{33244}Let's go, DOM.I have one!{33433}{33457}Hi!{33626}{33654}How are you?{33779}{33814}Hello Cherie.Hello.{33822}{33869}Joe, James, welcome.How are you?

{33882}{33908}Ah, how come?{33946}{33974}How much?{34010}{34037}Half a million.



{34058}{34156}Too expensive,the painting is only worth 400,000.{34182}{34225}He said it's too expensive, 400,000.{34277}{34310}Tell him he's a motherfucker.{34320}{34375}What is he saying?Go on.{34406}{34552}I want to ask you"Where's your mother?"{34555}{34598}I want to say hello to her.{34610}{34658}She's fine, thank you very much.

{34661}{34690}You are welcome.{34709}{34747}Tell him, not a penny less.{34778}{34852}Half a million, no discount.{34892}{34926}OK, it's a deal.{34930}{34985}Half a million, he agreed.Great.{35007}{35126}Steal this painting for me,I gave you 2 million.{35159}{35191}Please translate. Thank you.{35192}{35245}He offered you 2 millionto steal a painting.{35249}{35278}2 million?{35280}{35321}But you both promisednot to steal any more.{35328}{35383}Did I say that?I don't remember saying that.{35388}{35436}You can't break your promise.

{35441}{35496}This paintingis in a castle in Nice.{35499}{35561}There's also a love storyattached to it.{35563}{35618}The lady in the paintingwas the painter's lover.{35621}{35681}The painter died soonafter finishing the painting{35685}{35829}and it's haunted by his soul.{35835}{35929}Any self-respecting thiefwould be proud to steal it,{35931}{35962}but it's never left the castle.{35966}{36049}Whoever manages it will be famous.For you it's a challenge.{36054}{36133}Such a long speech, what did he say?{36137}{36166}I don't want to tell you.{36168}{36190}Tell me.{36195}{36229}Tell us.{36264}{36334}He said this painting is evil,whoever steals it will die.

{36396}{36425}So what do we do?{36441}{36477}Well?{36482}{36508}Do it.{36513}{36537}Do it?{36540}{36571}Do it...{36601}{36668}Sorry, we've already retired.{36679}{36718}Is that true?{36729}{36772}He asked if you're sureyou can do it.{36779}{36863}Sure, Yeah...{36883}{36945}OK, forget it, I'm really sorry.{36959}{36982}He said we can go now.{36987}{37018}Hey, what about the deposit?{37023}{37054}They will contact us.{37058}{37198}Hey, let's have a drink first.Why didn't you tell him?{37201}{37302}Bye. I'll kiss you next time.Please shave.{37330}{37404}Thanks, bye.{37535}{37566}It's working.{37569}{37631}A call from Hong Kong, sir.Thanks{37674}{37706}Hello, Mr. Chow!{37709}{37819}Hello, Mr. Burton, any problem?No problem, just do it.{37829}{37855}Very good.{38124}{38162}Cherie, did you see James?{38166}{38195}I don't know where he went.{38197}{38257}His "work" tools have disappeared too,do you think...{38261}{38287}Shit!

{38780}{38809}Please don't go.{38832}{38870}He can't do a thing without me.{38890}{38918}He'll be fine.



{38935}{38968}I'm afraid he'll get into trouble.{39054}{39085}I knew you'd do this.{39121}{39164}You two better come back safeand sound.{39396}{39454}I'm going, you go pack up.{39458}{39553}Remember tomorrow morning 9 o'clock.Wait for me at Cannes airport.{39559}{39634}Book 3 tickets, 3 tickets, OK!

{39680}{39716}And then what?{39732}{39782}Promise methis will be the last time.{39822}{39867}You're such a pain!{42618}{42644}What are you doing here?{42646}{42674}It takes two to tango.{43110}{43177}Hey, it's too quiet, must be traps.{43190}{43257}Yeah, like lots oftrap-wiresand arrows.{43289}{43320}Let's check it out.{43662}{43690}Nothing.{43847}{43923}Here's the stone gate,wonder where is the switch?{43946}{44013}For sure it's well hidden.{44036}{44067}What are you saying?

{44125}{44214}I don't believe it! They hidthis precious painting here?{44218}{44259}These are all cheap wines!{44307}{44331}The hidden must be the most obvious.{44634}{44678}Hey, how come it's so long?{44851}{44878}Let's go!{45368}{45404}It's you.{45491}{45529}Hey, did you see that?{45760}{45801}Damn, which one?{45969}{46024}Hey, it moved by itself.{46053}{46089}It goes back.Hurry up.{46563}{46592}What is it?{46690}{46723}What are you doing?{46962}{47018}May not be laser beamsbut electricity, yes!

{47196}{47239}God, so windy.{47268}{47302}It's for effect!{47510}{47538}Come on.{48122}{48155}Come on.{48289}{48337}Be careful.{48414}{48447}Here.Come on.{48504}{48542}Come on.OK.{48772}{48820}Hey, careful, want me to die?{48828}{48857}How come you're so heavy?{48861}{48901}I eat a lot. Pull me up.{48959}{49007}I said pull me up, not down.Want me to die?{49011}{49059}Hold tight.Come on.{49098}{49157}Pull me up.{49160}{49218}Don't fart.Swing harder.{49386}{49417}Harder.{49431}{49464}Did you get it?Almost.{49588}{49612}Did you touch it?{49614}{49648}Yeah, harder.{49683}{49717}Almost got it.{49807}{49845}Got it.{49859}{49906}Ready.OK.{49915}{49944}Go.Let's go.{50194}{50234}Hey. Do you still want your shoes?{50238}{50295}We made it, It's the real thing.{50306}{50359}My blood is all going to my head.

{50439}{50487}How come she is staring at me?{50492}{50523}It's your lamp's reflection.{50542}{50563}Right.



{50615}{50636}What are you doing?{50640}{50669}Come help me.{50671}{50693}OK.{50697}{50721}Hurry.{50842}{50868}Come on.{51202}{51230}It's quiet here, let's go.{51278}{51312}Looks like a trap to me.

{51334}{51413}Strange, so quiet,how could that be?{51418}{51447}Wait and see.{51511}{51571}OK, here's to our friendship.{51614}{51645}There's no need for words.{51648}{51744}No, I mean that wineis made up of preserved grapes.{51784}{51832}Everyone is drunk, I alone am lucid.{51917}{51950}Wow, Surat guy (Superior intellect){52094}{52142}Hey, over here!I see it.{52999}{53033}Come on.{53095}{53114}I'll check it for you.{53119}{53155}You better!Of course.{53251}{53304}Hey, watch your ass.I got a big one.

{53594}{53616}There's one more.{53619}{53701}Easyjob, cheers.{53770}{53791}Cheers.{53838}{53876}How old are you?{53894}{53926}You should be older.{53934}{53967}See who's better?{53970}{54009}Come on...{54403}{54437}Hurry up.Alright.{54462}{54545}Get them, don't let them escape.{54596}{54625}Quick get in.{54765}{54794}You alright?{55173}{55211}Lucky the bullet isn't in too deep.{55263}{55296}Raise your arm.

{55325}{55356}Higher.{55384}{55466}Move your finger, make a fist.{55523}{55581}No big deal, you'll make it.{55651}{55716}I warned you not to try it alone.{55719}{55779}You had to try, look at you now.{55865}{55906}I didn't do it for the French man.{55909}{55954}Don't be so superior,you're no artist.{55959}{55992}I know that.{56098}{56133}I did it for Cherie.{56204}{56245}If you did it for Cherie,you did it for yourself.{56249}{56275}If you did it for yourself,you did it for me.{56279}{56305}If you did it for me,you did it for us all.{56310}{56341}What are you talking about?{56415}{56482}You treat friendsbetter than the woman you love.{56494}{56558}No, I treat them both the same.{56563}{56623}Same? Say what? Are you sure?{56626}{56654}You're saying I'm not.{56658}{56711}You treat her like an object.{56733}{56790}Sometimes good, sometimes bad.{56812}{56853}You call that treating her right?{56911}{56952}Do you know I'm jealous of you?{57001}{57049}Did you ever think of her?{57066}{57098}Did you?{57296}{57368}If you think of someone else,you lose yourself.{57382}{57413}You both know how I am.

{57417}{57484}I like to be footlooseand carefree.{57520}{57587}Who says I'll spend the restof my life with her?{57594}{57664}If I like a flower,I don't have to pick it.



{57682}{57757}If I like the wind,I don't need to bag it.{57768}{57830}If I like a cloudI don't need to hold it.{57835}{57854}If I like the sea, I don't...{57859}{57900}What are you talking about?I am talking about humans.{57903}{57941}What's that about wind,flowers, clouds...{57944}{57985}I was talking about women.{58012}{58062}Women need to be loved,and cared for

{58070}{58125}I know after marriage,no more freedom of Democracy.{58130}{58218}All I want are... flings!{58223}{58245}Did you ever hear that?{58249}{58297}A fling is not forever.{58353}{58389}Hey, do you know you're bleeding?{58392}{58433}Do you know you're wounded?{58435}{58481}So what?Are you finished?{58500}{58538}Well?That's it.{58544}{58566}Really?{59915}{59967}Are you feeling better?{60005}{60072}If you're alright, let's go.Cherie's waiting at the airport.{61175}{61245}Kill them,get the painting whatever it takes.

{62117}{62229}James, take the painting,don't wait for me.{62265}{62315}Tell Cherie I'll look for her.{64218}{64275}I'll hold them off,go to the airport.{64295}{64319}OK.{64378}{64436}Boss, we'll get them at the pier.{64689}{64720}Damn it!{67394}{67420}James.{67851}{67882}Damn you.{68695}{68726}James.{68931}{69014}Did you do it? Where's Joe?Where is he?{69049}{69123}James, look at me, what happened?{69226}{69259}Huh, what 's this?{69271}{69307}We had some problems.

{69349}{69397}I'll go look for him.No, he's dead.{69411}{69447}Let's go.{69456}{69497}I want to find him.Come on.{72994}{73049}Beautiful... This is art.{73087}{73118}Your money.{73125}{73166}We're two of a kind.{73184}{73239}We both love the money, good work.{73243}{73267}Thanks.{73271}{73302}Would you like to seethe Hong Kong by night?{73307}{73336}Sure, sure.{73391}{73426}Yeah!{73474}{73501}Someone will show you around.{73503}{73558}Yeah! My pleasure{73591}{73646}I heard that the crime problemin H.K. is very serious.{74418}{74528}Dad, dad!{74554}{74616}Joe, you are still alive.{74725}{74756}Your leg...{74759}{74828}I am lucky,the explosion hasn't ended my life.{74838}{74931}It's all dad's fault,it must be the French man.{74937}{74973}I'll get him.{75004}{75076}Your brother used to be the bestin his field.{75102}{75193}Joe, come and ski with me some time.{75197}{75225}If you still can.{75235}{75314}Dad, I hope you'll think of me{75332}{75370}for old times sake.

{75396}{75442}I'm useless now.{75445}{75531}Think of me as charity,give me a boost.{75558}{75657}Joe, you know dad is pained



{75686}{75746}to see you like this.{75755}{75800}But how do you want meto help you out?{76136}{76191}Joe, are you OK?Son, are you alright?{76198}{76255}You bastard, I'll sue you.{76289}{76320}Hey, don't talk nonsense.{76323}{76373}If you must sue, sue the staircase,it's what hurt you.{76377}{76403}What?

{76406}{76446}Stop yelling.{76453}{76505}He's got nothing to do with it,it's my fault.{76508}{76544}You're still protecting him?{76547}{76629}Buy him a new wheelchair.{76647}{76676}I'm leaving.{76961}{77004}Hey, how can you eat so much?{77009}{77057}So you can cook for yourselfwhen I'm not there.{77272}{77310}Kick them over there.{77313}{77342}Come on, help.{77379}{77425}This is embarrassing.Never mind them.{77835}{77866}Let's go.{77991}{78031}Hey, I'm busy, you go back first!

{78039}{78077}Hurry back, I'll cook for you.{78081}{78109}Do you have money?Yeah{79303}{79353}Hi. James, Cherie.{79362}{79394}Dad.{79407}{79436}Hey, what happened to your hand?{79438}{79467}Oh, nothing really.{79470}{79525}Cherie, why are you so thin?Not really.{79531}{79571}Doesn't James feed you well?Of course he does.{79581}{79665}James, you said you wantedto pay me back.{79667}{79698}What do you mean?{79702}{79750}Steal me that painting.What painting?{79775}{79881}Come on, follow me, come on.{80224}{80255}How come the painting is here?

{80259}{80286}You don't need to know.{80289}{80356}It disappeared for 2 years,the price tripled.{80359}{80460}If it stayed losing 2 more years,how much will it be worth then?{80480}{80530}I'll take it to the auction later.{80537}{80580}With Joe, it would be easy.{80586}{80627}Pity he lost his legs.{80677}{80722}Doesn't he die?{80774}{80850}James saw him, didn't he mention it?{81397}{81426}Papa.{82155}{82249}Somebody's looking for me? Outside?{82691}{82720}Joe.{82966}{82999}How are you?{83095}{83181}You used to travel a lot,do you miss it?{83188}{83214}Nothing's different.{83238}{83297}I still travel, but around here.{83301}{83395}My trips are smaller, quieter.{83410}{83472}But it's a lot more peaceful.{83517}{83550}I'll take you around.{83714}{83793}Never mind,my legs don't feel a thing.{83831}{83855}Come on.{83993}{84077}This is where I work,in front is my observatory.{84095}{84145}This is my latest computer.{84150}{84189}Whenever I canI play computer games.{84227}{84258}This is my guest room.{84307}{84389}This is my newest painting,I call it "Bud's Paradise".

{84412}{84479}This is my newest partner, Bobo.{84483}{84523}Bobo, say Hello.{84590}{84667}This wall painting took me 3 months,do you like it?



{84694}{84738}I still exercise a lot.{84823}{84938}This side is my Botanical Garden.The other side is my zoo.{84942}{84977}All the birds are from South Africa.{84981}{85034}The one sitting therelooking serious is my benefactor.{85039}{85079}He's like a father to me.{85159}{85190}Bye.{85318}{85365}Come on, I'll show you the kitchen.

{85420}{85530}No need,I just came to ask you a favor.{85550}{85583}What is it?{85586}{85627}I want you to help James.{85633}{85666}What's wrong with James?{85710}{85748}He promised Dad.{85785}{85869}He would steal himthe painting again.{85946}{85991}I'm afraidhe'll get into trouble again.{86097}{86133}Please help him.{86190}{86245}You two always work together.{86282}{86322}I want to help,{86342}{86383}but does he want to be helped?{86396}{86499}I knew you would, I'm leaving.

{86719}{86753}Bye...{86759}{86924}Cherie. Mou Amour.Come on, Cherie Mou Amour.{86959}{87047}He's depressed, his girl friendeloped with a vulture.{87054}{87093}He almost killed himself.{87154}{87242}You haven't changed at all.{87438}{87495}Bobo, if you want to sleep,then go to sleep.{87514}{87566}I'm heart-broken, don't you know?{87610}{87655}Sold for 1.5 million.{87658}{87696}Mr. Hamupton, for 1.5 million.{87700}{87753}Gets this Ming bottle.{87756}{87785}Congratulations.{87818}{87925}OK! Now we have Tang Camel Statue.On p.15, no.6.{87930}{87973}The auction's proceeds

{87977}{88036}go to the HK Handicapped Association{88039}{88111}I hope you'll all contribute.Starting price, 500 thousand.{88114}{88183}OK, no long faces,this is for charity.{88187}{88233}Sir, you can only enteron invitation.{88235}{88266}Really? Sorry I didn't know.{88270}{88317}Good, 600 thousand, 700 thousand.{88322}{88413}now 700 thousand, 700 thousand...who says more?{88417}{88515}Mr. Chow, your painting is popular,it'll sell well.{88522}{88584}I know, but is your security safe?{88589}{88615}I have bought an insurance.{88618}{88743}Of course, your painting is safewith us. Excuse me{88753}{88793}Alright, who give more than1.1 million?{88795}{88843}Anyone, anyone?{88846}{88913}1.2 million, 1.3 million...{88917}{89001}Alright, 1.4 million once,{89003}{89037}1.4 million twice...{89055}{89085}On the far side ofthe room,{89088}{89158}something wonderful. 1.5 million{89161}{89197}Who says more, 1.5 million,{89203}{89289}1.5 million. OK.1.6 million... come on...{89295}{89378}Keep on, 1.6 million,1.7 million... come on.{89381}{89450}1.7 million, alright.{89470}{89504}You're not a useless handicapped,{89507}{89550}I'm impressed.Can you guys do any better?{89554}{89585}Dad, you're just pretendingto be charitable.

{89592}{89688}1.8 million, 1.8 million.{89721}{89757}Do you think they know{89761}{89804}you're such a hypocrite?



{89835}{89876}Good, Mr. Chow now bids 2.1 million.{89879}{89956}Are you doingthis to buy respectability?{89982}{90045}You know every time you bid,I lose 200 thousand?{90050}{90112}2.2 million, 2.3 million.{90115}{90139}I don't agree.{90141}{90193}I helped you make so much money,{90207}{90264}now I'm helping you to spend it.

{90267}{90351}The guy in the wheelchairnow bids 2.4 million.{90360}{90442}2.5 million, 2.5 million, come on.{90445}{90514}Bid again, you'll lose your arms.{90608}{90661}Oh, yes...Mr. Chow ups the bid to 2.7.{90664}{90700}Any more than 2.7, 2.7 million.{90705}{90752}Knock for the first time,knock for the second time.{90763}{90816}Sold for 2.7 million.{90820}{90856}On behalf oftheH.K. Handicapped Association.{90859}{90902}Thank you Mr. Chow, oh, right!{91174}{91227}Sorry, I did it on purpose.{91285}{91311}What do you want?{91314}{91442}Guards, help me.

{91519}{91548}Calm down.{91550}{91570}Clean this mess up.{91573}{91609}Have the cleaning ladies picked upthese worthless ceramic pieces.{92166}{92229}Hey, careful,you can't afford these.{92251}{92325}Sorry, this entrance is forbidden.{92832}{92863}Sorry.{93118}{93164}Please sir, put on your ID badge.{93178}{93217}Sure, sorry I forget.{93421}{93471}Sir, it is all right... calm down.{93493}{93521}Check it out.{93535}{93569}Lead all the people out of here.{93576}{93605}What happened...{93607}{93643}An explosion there, "BANG".

{93648}{93667}Get the fire extinguisher, be quick.{93672}{93715}Turn offthe mains.Be quick.{93800}{93826}Follow me!{95044}{95106}Brother, you made dad furious.{95153}{95201}Don't play here,{95204}{95245}this place is not for playing.{95262}{95314}This is my turf, scram.{95318}{95385}If not,you can't even sit on a wheel chair.{95439}{95468}Don't forget!{95639}{95668}You look.{95720}{95768}The auction house vault{95773}{95801}has more than 10 security systems.{95804}{95842}Even if you get to the vault,it may not open.{95846}{95885}We may have to bringthe whole computer inside.{95890}{95949}No,we just need good communications.{95953}{95998}Hey, what are you two talking about?James, do you need me?{96003}{96033}Papa.{96038}{96069}You're going to steal again?{96071}{96102}We're playing computer games.{96105}{96143}Well, I hope you two will stickto the straight path.{96153}{96184}Go back and cook.{96186}{96218}Hey, this apron looks "camp".{96221}{96255}Be serious!It suits you.{96327}{96442}Alright,we got everything but the vault key.{96466}{96498}Let me steal it.

{96506}{96532}What? Without me?{96535}{96570}I think I can handle this.{96647}{96688}Brother,I won't cause you any trouble.



{96816}{96852}But you lost one leg already.{96883}{96934}I don't want you to lose an armor your life.{96978}{97017}What were you talking about?{97054}{97097}Don't be so nosy.{97117}{97157}When do you want children?{97217}{97303}We thought about it,not till after this job through.{97326}{97371}You want a boy or a girl?

{97380}{97416}Of course a boy.{97424}{97472}But she wants a girl,easier to carry.{97498}{97530}Did you think of a name?{97541}{97718}If it's a boy - Joseph.If it's a girl - Sherry.{97757}{97867}OK? Want me to be godfather?{97875}{97934}Of course, who else?{97939}{97987}But you'll have to cometo the States.{98090}{98205}We plan to settle over there.{98263}{98333}Happy Birthday.{98401}{98434}Happy Birthday.{98479}{98512}Beautiful cake!{98530}{98565}Cherie made it for you.

{98568}{98609}Don't you remember todayis your birthday.{98632}{98668}Oh! yeah, how old am l?{98672}{98701}36{98710}{98753}Time sure goes by fast.{98785}{98823}Close your eyes.{98826}{98865}What for?Make a wish.{98932}{98968}You're so fussy.{99241}{99267}I told you there's no trick.{99271}{99298}Lucky for you{99480}{99514}The cake is delicious.{99962}{99989}Thank you.{100142}{100180}Hey, do you see him?Who?{100199}{100246}He's the auction director,Stanley Wu.

{100258}{100317}He has the key,but don't know where he put it.{100324}{100408}With Cherie's charm,we'll be able to find out soon.{100438}{100466}What high praise.{100554}{100624}James, can I dance with your wife?{100727}{100811}Please.Listen for the key's noise.{101493}{101514}Dad{101523}{101571}Bringing Joe here is askingfor trouble.{101633}{101662}Just to gather together.{101682}{101732}Don't worry,you'll get your painting.{101767}{101805}You'll be responsible for him.{102013}{102041}What are you doing here?{102071}{102126}I come to see my son,What are you doing?{102142}{102173}I come to see my son too.{102466}{102526}It's time to work, be careful.{102827}{102892}Mr. Wu.Hello.{102946}{103070}I'm the representative ofthe L.A.Chinese Antique Association.{103098}{103145}I'm keen on antique.{103157}{103197}I know you are the auction director.{103202}{103249}You must know a lot about antiques.{103255}{103314}Well,actually I myself is an antique.{103378}{103459}I want to do my thesison Chinese culture and history.{103470}{103511}Would you show me the way please?{104167}{104189}James.{105423}{105469}James, what are you doing here?Stealing again?{105489}{105517}Hey, what's the hurry?

{105520}{105561}They're just having a good time.{105578}{105611}Let's have a drink, come on.{105619}{105686}Don't you two think it's timefor a drink? Come on.



{105691}{105721}Have a drink with Papa.I got mine.{105726}{105760}Take it, take it, come on.{107566}{107811}1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6{107966}{107994}Hey, something's going on there.{108708}{108792}Hello, Control, it's time to work,can you hear me?{108825}{108877}Hey man, I can hear you,no need to shout.{108881}{108910}Don't make me deaf.

{108946}{109010}The guards are off, they haven'tlocked the electricity room.{109046}{109090}I didn't think you're that good.{109094}{109134}No wonder we're partners.{109151}{109197}Don't forget I'll be with you.{109201}{109273}Whenever you get lonely,I'll be the DJ in your ear.{109280}{109342}Control, what's gotten into you.Are you possessed?{109349}{109428}Don't worry... As soon as you getinto the electricity room.{109434}{109462}Don't panic,you'll see lots ofwires.{109466}{109514}Once you find the switch,just switch it off.{109530}{109653}Roger, the switch is off, what next?{109657}{109731}You're not only smart,but intelligent too.{109736}{109794}Now give me the model number,please.

{109799}{109833}JJ063, OK?{109843}{109922}According to the computer,the red one is dangerous.{109926}{110002}The blue one has the blues.{110030}{110062}As for the yellow one,{110066}{110140}can't cut that one,it's the sex one.{110173}{110209}So which one do I cut?{110215}{110289}The blue one, I hate the blues.{110315}{110345}You got it.{110365}{110396}I feel much better now.{110494}{110578}Oh, I saw a road block,if you push the right 6 numbers.{110584}{110642}You'll win the grand prize.{110757}{110788}What numbers?{110790}{110822}Hold on.

{110910}{110945}Easy, first a 6, then five 8's.{110949}{111011}I used these numbers a lot,but they never won.{111015}{111044}So I keep on trying.{111163}{111189}Are you done yet,you one eyed trouser snake.{111193}{111214}Done.{111216}{111257}Yeah? I knew you could do it,Sherlock.{111260}{111306}Next time,don't ask me if it's so easy.{111309}{111350}Alright, whom should I ask?{111354}{111394}I'd introduce you to Watson.{111493}{111579}Hey, stop joking,let me listen to the vault.{111637}{111694}Turn left to 32, right to 15{111698}{111733}is it really this easy?{111738}{111777}Turn left to 13, stop.{111780}{111806}Yes{111809}{111845}Now put your stethoscope{111848}{111882}on the lower lock.{111900}{111931}Then what?{111939}{111982}How can a DJ stop talking?{111986}{112017}You want to steal that painting?{112065}{112096}I'm on the air now.{112100}{112126}On the air?{112140}{112162}Hello kids,{112166}{112222}we have a riddle for you to solve.{112224}{112296}Last riddle was:What room has no wall?{112300}{112334}I'm going to tell youthe answer now.

{112338}{112374}The answer is MUSH-ROOM.{112378}{112435}Now for thosewho are not receiving us well,{112440}{112471}because you're far awaylike the New Territories.



{112474}{112541}Please turn your radioto FM 80, FM 80.{112542}{112595}Turn twice to geta clearer reception.{112598}{112633}So what do we do now? Of course{112636}{112679}we can't stop here.Must be riddle time again.{112682}{112747}Today's riddle is: What's pinkand hides in a strawberry patch?{112752}{112773}Can you guess the answer?{112778}{112835}Wait a bit, Bobo the clownwill give you the answer.

{112840}{112873}That's all, bye.{112924}{112948}You came just in time.{112951}{113011}I'm helping H.K. HandicappedChildren do a charity broadcast.{113017}{113041}They're really cute.{113044}{113085}I gotta go bleed the lizard,I'm lucky you're here.{113089}{113122}Can you help me? I'll be right back.{113126}{113157}Good thing you're not stealingthe painting,{113163}{113192}they changed the security system,{113195}{113216}as soon as you lift the painting{113219}{113250}the vault doorwill automatically lock.{113292}{113376}Hello, Hi kids, I'm Bobo the clown.{113419}{113465}Well kids,here's the answer to the riddle.

{113469}{113543}What's pink and hides in strawberrypatches? A pink elephant.{114528}{114571}Joe, are you there?{115145}{115173}Hey hold it, don't move.{115662}{115850}James...{116281}{116324}Hold on.{116862}{116914}Why didn't it explode? James, damn it.{116959}{117002}Wrong connection.{117019}{117079}James, are you alright, answer me.{117082}{117127}James, don't scare me.{117138}{117248}Damn, it's all connected.{117288}{117324}James.{117355}{117393}Thanks.{117432}{117490}How come you have the keys?How come you're here?

{117492}{117538}You put the explosive here, so whydid it explode on the other side?{117596}{117642}Wrong socket.{117660}{117686}If you don't believe me,{117689}{117717}I'll show you again.{117720}{117756}I dare not, let's go.{117769}{117836}Hey, I'm serious, get in,I'll show you.{118010}{118039}Did you see them?{118048}{118079}Yeah{118125}{118158}Are they people or ghost?{118211}{118240}People.{119170}{119189}Let me head butt it.{119313}{119341}Change position.{120523}{120556}I head butt it.{120764}{120788}Jump!{121606}{121654}Please grant me a bombto kill this kid.{121750}{121779}Not again?{122177}{122227}After war,time of peace come upon us.{122231}{122257}Super.{122453}{122493}Dad, you didn't sleep all night?{122514}{122574}How could I? Where's my painting?{122577}{122658}With me, if you want it,{122660}{122703}give me 30 million for it.{122711}{122783}You bastard, how can youtalk to your dad like that?{122786}{122836}I don't wantto talk family bullshit,

{122847}{122906}Iet's talk business.{122916}{122957}OK, how do you want it?{122958}{122987}Come to my place.



{123269}{123304}Where to now?{123345}{123414}Japan, States,wherever you want to go.{123422}{123511}Really? I hope you won't leave mestanding again.{123538}{123618}We'll come pick you up as soon aswe're finished.{123620}{123654}Dear, you be at Clear Water Bay pier.{123720}{123756}You better!{124582}{124616}Dad.

{124682}{124768}Son, where's the painting?{124833}{124893}What happened to us?{124896}{124925}What's wrong?{124937}{124994}I'll never forget you raised me,it's engraved in my heart!{125052}{125138}James, I know you are very filial,I just want my painting.{125145}{125202}I'll give you the painting,but you have to let us go.{125206}{125251}That painting is my life,{125269}{125331}if you give it back to me,I'll let you go.{125337}{125440}You're so kind,thanks for giving us freedom.{125443}{125486}Especially this chance.{125504}{125540}The money?{126055}{126126}I raised both of you, but I neverthought you turn out so cruel.

{126133}{126169}I'll exterminate you.{126207}{126233}No please.{126317}{126358}Joe.{127627}{127668}It's bullet proof vest, so what?{127686}{127786}Nothing, but aren't you limped?{127806}{127881}If I weren't limp,you won't be with me.{127892}{127966}If I weren't limp, when I came back,dad would have killed me.{127980}{128042}Did I made you cry and sad?{128051}{128072}What about Cherie?{128076}{128102}I'll explain to her.{128177}{128203}Where's dad?{130894}{130961}You bastard,where's the real painting?{131414}{131455}Kill him, don't spoil the painting.

{134619}{134647}Dizzy?Yes{134854}{134880}You want to buy any insurance?{134883}{134909}Go to hell!{134986}{135013}Black Jack. The banker win.{135202}{135274}So many Ace, you must have AIDS.{135284}{135330}Not as many as you.I'll check for you.{135496}{135549}Shit, you spoil my best suit.{136594}{136695}It's corrosive fluid.I drank the corrosive fluid.{136982}{137009}Call the ambulance.{137560}{137634}I asked you not to play with fire.{137722}{137757}Call the fire truck.{138322}{138356}Go.What do you want, dad?{138362}{138406}Get the painting!But it's wired.{138439}{138485}Go on.{138490}{138522}Go on.{139878}{139991}Upstairs! Put it out,it's gone, it's gone.{139998}{140057}The painting is gone, put it out.{140086}{140180}Put it out, put it out, oh, no!{140203}{140265}Dad, is that painful?{140267}{140298}Take a rest.{140358}{140403}Let me help you.{140500}{140562}You two want to kill me,not so easy.{140608}{140642}Papa.{140653}{140677}Alright, alright.{140680}{140713}Go and talk to dad for a while.

{140741}{140799}All movies have the bad guys caughtat the end.{140806}{140849}This movie is no exception.{140916}{140950}Smile, hey.



{140988}{141079}Don't move.You intend to leave like this?{141092}{141126}We caught him forjustice.{141131}{141191}And your wish come true,what's the point of staying?{141250}{141283}Clean this mess up first.{141286}{141305}What do you mean?{141308}{141342}I'm a police officer.{141350}{141393}I can't let you go, that's illegal.

{141432}{141466}I can't do this.{141472}{141520}Patricide is punishable by death.{141523}{141557}Yeah, die young.{141582}{141617}Huh, alright,that's enough out of you two.{141621}{141652}I close my eyes.{141659}{141743}Hit him.{141751}{141778}Alright, here I go.{141782}{141808}OK.{141810}{141865}Don't hit the forehead.Hit the temple.{141876}{141907}OK, here I go.{141914}{141967}Get ready. It'll hurt.{141998}{142039}They're gone already, dumb jerks.

{142332}{142363}Cherie.{142384}{142487}James, where's Joe?{142660}{142706}Cherie.{142946}{142980}Honey bunch.{143125}{143153}You can walk?{143159}{143199}If I'm limping, how can I run away?{143220}{143282}Ah, so you lied to me, you bastard.{143288}{143336}Alright, enough.{143342}{143375}You're in a rush,I got nothing for you.{143379}{143441}Except for this fruit cake, bye.{143445}{143481}Aren't we leaving together?{143486}{143548}Right, didn't we saywe'll always be together.{143554}{143617}James, well, not exactly.

{143632}{143687}Every good thinghas to end some time.{143690}{143760}In fact, I prefer travelling alone,footloose and carefree.{143770}{143810}Take good care of Cherie.{143892}{143930}What do you mean?{143934}{143963}Take care.{143992}{144023}What do we do?{144034}{144113}I'm leaving,I wish you all the best.{144119}{144154}Joe.{144157}{144209}Yes, well, what do you want?{144213}{144242}We don't mean you must stay.{144246}{144281}But don't you thinka promise must be kept.{144285}{144321}What did I promise?{144323}{144366}You promised to be godfatherto our kids, remember?{144368}{144409}That was a long time ago.{144411}{144469}Well, Cherie is pregnant now.Hey, stop that.{144474}{144508}Mustn't forget the condoms!{144512}{144538}Are you coming?{144542}{144568}Sure you don't want to come.{144570}{144599}Alright, cast off.{144602}{144654}Stop, wait for me.{144707}{144741}So where is the painting?{144744}{144770}Back home.{144775}{144810}Yes!{145350}{145376}Go to wor{145450}{145550}>> Napisy pobrane z http://napisy.org <<>>>>>>>> nowa wizja nap

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