It Ain’t Gonna Rain No More

Oh, it ain’t gonna rain no more, no more;

It ain’t gonna rain no more

Ain’t gonna snow and it ain’t gonna pour,

Oh, it ain’t gonna rain no more.

Oh, it ain’t gonna rain no more, no more;

It ain’t gonna rain no more

How in the heck can I wash my neck

When it ain’t gonna rain no more?

Oh, I had a cat and I named him Tom,

Let him out one day.

A big dog chased him down the street,

And Tom-cat ran away.

Now Tom came back big and fat,

How that cat did purr.

Now how on earth could Tom give birth?

I guess that “he’s” a “her”!

Oh, it ain’t gonna rain no more, no more;

It ain’t gonna rain no more.

How in the dickens can I count my chickens

If it ain’t gonna rain no more?

Made a garden on my roof

Weeded every day.

Prayed for rain, but when it came,

It washed my roof away.

It ain’t gonna rain no more, no more;

It ain’t gonna rain no more.

Now I s’pose I can pick my rose;

It ain’t gonna rain no more.

Oh, it isn’t going to rain anymore, anymore;

It isn’t going to rain anymore.

The grammar’s right, but it sure sounds trite,

And what’s more it’s a bore.

Oh, it ain’t gonna rain no more, no more;

It ain’t gonna rain no more.

How in the deuce can I cook my goose

If it ain’t gonna rain no more?

Oh, I like to sing this silly song,

Make up verses too.

It’s no offense if they don’t make sense;

I can, why can’t you?