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100:00:01,235 --> 00:00:02,966Andy's coming back today.

200:00:05,603 --> 00:00:08,797Andy's coming back today.Ha!


400:00:11,113 --> 00:00:13,414David Wallace sent himon an outward-bound

500:00:13,469 --> 00:00:15,459wilderness adventurefor a whole month

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00:00:15,519 --> 00:00:17,475to make him more decisiveand confident.

700:00:17,525 --> 00:00:19,200He sent his own son too.

800:00:19,290 --> 00:00:23,142And the counselor saidthey both grew up big time.

900:00:25,847 --> 00:00:28,735How was my summer?It was pretty mixed.

1000:00:28,803 --> 00:00:31,538I invented a new power drinkmade of beet run-off.

1100:00:31,906 --> 00:00:36,038Mmm. Mmm!

So that's really good.

1200:00:36,460 --> 00:00:39,979But I got some disappointingmedical news.

1300:00:40,811 --> 00:00:42,345Mr. Schrute,

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the results are in.

1400:00:42,413 --> 00:00:45,281- You're not the father.- I told you.

1500:00:47,651 --> 00:00:50,653Oh, God!Oh, my God!

1600:00:50,721 --> 00:00:53,323Oh, what a summer.

1700:00:53,390 --> 00:00:55,591An emotional roller coaster.

1800:00:55,659 --> 00:00:58,328I ran over a turtlein the parking lot...

1900:00:59,730 --> 00:01:04,300But then I saved him by gluinghis shell back together.

2000:01:04,368 --> 00:01:06,502But I'm not that goodat puzzles...

2100:01:06,570 --> 00:01:08,604

Oh, that piece doesn'tgo there.

2200:01:08,672 --> 00:01:10,106Shh.

2300:01:10,174 --> 00:01:14,377So I patched him with stufffrom around the office.

24

00:01:14,445 --> 00:01:17,714But I couldn't getthe pieces to fit right.

2500:01:17,781 --> 00:01:22,285Then, one day, while I wasreaching for the glue,

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00:01:22,353 --> 00:01:25,054I crushed his shell again.

2700:01:25,122 --> 00:01:28,991But I rebuilt him even betterthat time.

2800:01:29,059 --> 00:01:34,964But it turned outthe turtle was already dead.

2900:01:35,032 --> 00:01:39,402Probably when I ran over himthe first time.

3000:01:39,470 --> 00:01:43,373For us, um...Nothing new, really.

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00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,407The kids are great.

3200:01:44,475 --> 00:01:45,775You are really good at modesty.

3300:01:45,843 --> 00:01:47,844She's a genius. She paintedthis incredible mural

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00:01:47,911 --> 00:01:49,145in the kids' room.

3500:01:49,213 --> 00:01:50,847There's a hippo leadinga parade of 500 children--

3600:01:50,914 --> 00:01:53,349Okay, well, you hadthat interesting thing.

3700:01:53,417 --> 00:01:54,784Oh... yeah.

3800:01:54,852 --> 00:01:57,120Yes, Jim's friendis starting a new company

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00:01:57,187 --> 00:01:58,921based on this idea that Jim had

4000:01:58,989 --> 00:02:00,289when they were back in college.

4100:02:00,357 --> 00:02:02,225It's sports marketing,basically,

4400:02:05,229 --> 00:02:07,997In Philly, so...that doesn't really work

4500:02:08,065 --> 00:02:09,699for the family.

4600:02:09,767 --> 00:02:12,902But watch this guy make

a billion dollars off my idea.

4700:02:12,970 --> 00:02:15,104He said if it takes off,he's gonna buy us a new car.

4800:02:15,172 --> 00:02:17,240An Altima or better.

4900:02:17,307 --> 00:02:19,175

Kelly Kapoor is gone.

5000:02:19,243 --> 00:02:22,845Her fiance, Ravi, was hiredas a Pediatrics Professor

5100:02:22,913 --> 00:02:24,347at Miami University.

5200:02:24,415 --> 00:02:26,082

I don't need 'em anymore.

5300:02:26,150 --> 00:02:28,718I am going to Miami,bee-yotches,

5400:02:28,786 --> 00:02:32,054to hang with Lebron James

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and Gloria Estefan.

5500:02:32,122 --> 00:02:35,658Miami University, in Ohio.

5600:02:35,726 --> 00:02:38,728On her last day, Kelly was stilla little confused about it.

5700:02:38,796 --> 00:02:44,200- Enjoy the snow, losers.- I'm so happy for you, Kelly.

5800:02:44,268 --> 00:02:46,135Shortly after Kelly left,Ryan quit

5900:02:46,203 --> 00:02:48,671and also moved to Ohio,

6000:02:48,739 --> 00:02:50,573for what he claimed wereunrelated reasons.

6100:02:50,641 --> 00:02:52,608I've actually done a lotof market research,

6200:02:52,676 --> 00:02:55,211

and it turns out thatSouthwestern Ohio is going to be

6300:02:55,279 --> 00:02:56,979the next Silicon Valley.

6400:02:57,047 --> 00:02:58,381They call itthe Silicon Prairie.

65

00:02:58,449 --> 00:03:03,886It's a big university town,and, uh...

6600:03:03,954 --> 00:03:06,255It's not garbage,it's my clothes.

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00:03:06,323 --> 00:03:10,960And that was our summer.

6800:03:11,028 --> 00:03:14,430- We good?- Yeah. Thanks.

6900:03:14,498 --> 00:03:15,731Don't you guys have everything?

7000:03:15,799 --> 00:03:18,601I mean, it's justa paper company.

7100:03:18,669 --> 00:03:20,903Yeah, well, we're morefollowing you guys

7200:03:20,971 --> 00:03:22,472

to see how you turn out.

7300:03:22,539 --> 00:03:24,073Oh, yeah, I guess we were

7400:03:24,141 --> 00:03:26,209kind of dramaticin the beginning.

7500:03:26,276 --> 00:03:30,246

Well, I don't think anything'sgonna change in our lives now.

7600:03:30,314 --> 00:03:32,482With work and two kids,there's just--

7700:03:32,549 --> 00:03:34,450Nothing interesting'sgonna happen to us

7800:03:34,518 --> 00:03:38,020for a long, long time.

7900:03:59,194 --> 00:04:02,694Sync and corrections by n17t01www.addic7ed.comResync for WEB-DL by Norther

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8100:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,629Hey, uh, does anybody know

8200:04:08,653 --> 00:04:09,753where we throw these out?

8300:04:09,768 --> 00:04:11,102Oh, my God.

8400:04:11,113 --> 00:04:13,976- It's called a garbage can.- Helpless.

8500:04:14,626 --> 00:04:16,938There's two new guys

back there with me now.

8600:04:17,019 --> 00:04:20,121They're in their 20s,and we really get along.

8700:04:20,182 --> 00:04:21,545Looking good.

8800:04:21,574 --> 00:04:25,749

Just three single guys...getting into trouble.

8900:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,155They're like the newJim and Dwight.

9000:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,838Oh, yes, yes.I see that. Perfect.

9100:04:33,634 --> 00:04:36,302Hey, new Jim,come sit on my face.

9200:04:36,339 --> 00:04:39,741No, thank you.My name's Pete.

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9300:04:40,527 --> 00:04:43,134No, Pete is not the new Jim.

9400:04:43,220 --> 00:04:44,554The only thingwe have in common is that

9500:04:44,584 --> 00:04:47,086neither of us wants to siton Meredith's face.

9600:04:47,298 --> 00:04:48,931And if that makes himthe new Jim,

9700:04:48,950 --> 00:04:52,085then every human beingin the world is the new Jim.

9800:04:52,288 --> 00:04:54,455Andy's here! Old Dwight,new Dwight, Andy's here.

9900:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,328New Jim, Tuna, Andy's here.Pam, he's here.

10000:04:57,735 --> 00:05:00,904Hey! Ahh.

10100:05:00,997 --> 00:05:05,100Wow, I thought about this placea lot when I was on solo.

10200:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,218Three days on a mountain,it'll change you.

10300:05:08,651 --> 00:05:10,193

The things we think we need.

10400:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,221Clocks.Yeah, right.

10500:05:12,277 --> 00:05:14,758It sounds amazing.

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Tell us all about it.

10600:05:14,824 --> 00:05:16,424What are you still doing here?

10700:05:17,274 --> 00:05:19,312Wonderful, thanks.

10800:05:19,636 --> 00:05:21,363You know, I had thisreally funny dream

10900:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,522during outward boundthat you died.

11000:05:23,820 --> 00:05:26,722Brilliant.

11100:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,282See me in my office later.

11200:05:29,359 --> 00:05:31,827The new guys.All right.

11300:05:31,894 --> 00:05:33,782- Clark and, um...- Pete.

11400:05:33,825 --> 00:05:35,387Da da da da...

11500:05:35,726 --> 00:05:37,445In Outward Bound,it was all about nicknames.

11600:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,183They called me Iceman.

11700:05:39,202 --> 00:05:40,888You will be called "Plop."

11800:05:40,976 --> 00:05:42,067What-- Why?

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00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:43,386'Cause you're alwaystaking dumps.

12000:05:43,407 --> 00:05:44,348No, I'm not.

12100:05:44,366 --> 00:05:45,592Come on, everybody defecates.

12200:05:45,656 --> 00:05:47,991Relax, Plop.You will be called "Fart"

12300:05:48,027 --> 00:05:50,262- because you fart all the time.- I love it.

12400:05:50,281 --> 00:05:51,966

Actually, Andy,we call this one

12500:05:51,997 --> 00:05:53,160"Dwight Jr."

12600:05:53,308 --> 00:05:54,565No, I prefer "Fart."

12700:05:54,590 --> 00:05:57,373

No, Dwight Jr.Infinitely better.

12800:05:57,398 --> 00:05:58,711You guys look exactly alike.

12900:05:58,752 --> 00:06:00,890Dwight, go stand next to him.

13000:06:01,017 --> 00:06:02,730

- This is insane.- I don't see it.

13100:06:02,772 --> 00:06:04,753I don't either.I don't either.

13200:06:04,775 --> 00:06:06,643

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Whoa.

13300:06:06,829 --> 00:06:10,034Mind blown.It's like father and son.

13400:06:12,869 --> 00:06:14,998It's...

13500:06:15,052 --> 00:06:17,787Dwight, you cool if wecall him Dwight Jr.?

13600:06:18,474 --> 00:06:21,576Yes.Yes, I am.

13700:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,251That's okay.

13800:06:26,763 --> 00:06:29,499- Dwight Jr.- Ha.

13900:06:30,024 --> 00:06:31,968In a way, it's likeI have a son.

14000:06:32,138 --> 00:06:33,567

And who knows?Maybe some day

14100:06:33,586 --> 00:06:36,555they'll hire someone who lookslike a younger version of him.

14200:06:36,793 --> 00:06:38,660And then I'll have a grandson.

143

00:06:38,728 --> 00:06:41,396Well, I need to givemy cat up for adoption.

14400:06:41,464 --> 00:06:43,832- Mmm.- The one who uses the doorbell,

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00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,367or the onewith the Mexican hat,

14600:06:45,435 --> 00:06:47,502or the onewith the rain galoshes,

14700:06:47,570 --> 00:06:49,304or the one that you letgo around naked?

14800:06:49,372 --> 00:06:51,173Angela's cats are cute.

14900:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,443So cute that you just wantto eat 'em.

150

00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:57,846But you can't eat cats.

15100:06:57,914 --> 00:07:01,249You can't eat cats, Kevin.

15200:07:01,317 --> 00:07:05,320- No, the one with the long hairand the denim pants-- Comstock.

153

00:07:05,388 --> 00:07:06,521- Oh.- Okay, look.

15400:07:06,589 --> 00:07:08,890He's such a special kitty.

15500:07:08,958 --> 00:07:11,326I just want to find hima good home.

15600:07:14,764 --> 00:07:19,167He loves those pants.

15700:07:19,235 --> 00:07:20,936I'll take him.

15800:07:21,003 --> 00:07:22,571

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Please.After the turtle?

15900:07:22,638 --> 00:07:26,041I am enormously proudof what I did for that turtle!

16000:07:26,109 --> 00:07:28,677Oscar. Oscar.Will you take him?

16100:07:28,745 --> 00:07:30,212No, I'm a dog person.

16200:07:30,279 --> 00:07:32,547If you pray enough,

16300:07:32,615 --> 00:07:35,350you can change yourself

into a cat person.

16400:07:35,418 --> 00:07:37,385Those guys alwaysturn back, Angela.

16500:07:37,453 --> 00:07:39,488David, outward boundwas incredible.

166

00:07:39,555 --> 00:07:41,623I was the best at slacklining.

16700:07:41,691 --> 00:07:42,958I ate a worm.

16800:07:43,025 --> 00:07:44,159Glad to hear it.

16900:07:44,227 --> 00:07:46,361

You sound really confidentand decisive.

17000:07:46,429 --> 00:07:48,263Hey, you wanted to see me?

17100:07:48,331 --> 00:07:50,699Yeah.

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I gotta go, David.

17200:07:50,767 --> 00:07:51,967Why is Nellie still here?

17300:07:52,034 --> 00:07:53,468You can only fire Nelliefor cause.

17400:07:53,536 --> 00:07:56,304Hmm. Then I willmake up a cause.

17500:07:56,372 --> 00:07:58,406Except you just told meyou were gonna make it up.

17600:07:58,474 --> 00:08:00,809Now, if she sues,

I have to testify against you.

17700:08:00,877 --> 00:08:03,211Then forgetI just told you that.

17800:08:03,279 --> 00:08:06,081I can't. I took a courseat the Weintraub Memory Academy.

179

00:08:06,149 --> 00:08:08,583Sat next to this womannamed Beverly Brook.

18000:08:08,651 --> 00:08:10,685She had a Greek saladfor lunch.

18100:08:10,753 --> 00:08:11,787See what I mean?

18200:08:11,854 --> 00:08:14,890Now I know why Michaelhated you so much.

18300:08:14,957 --> 00:08:16,792No, he didn't.

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00:08:22,031 --> 00:08:25,167Good boy.Getting big and strong.

18500:08:25,234 --> 00:08:26,835Snack foods!

18600:08:26,903 --> 00:08:29,404Yep.

18700:08:29,472 --> 00:08:30,806Body by cheez-it.

18800:08:30,873 --> 00:08:34,442Ah, humor.I have it too.

18900:08:34,510 --> 00:08:37,078Oh, boy,

I got a couple of tickets

19000:08:37,146 --> 00:08:39,214to The Slayer concertten months from now.

19100:08:39,475 --> 00:08:40,726You interested?

19200:08:41,311 --> 00:08:43,386

I think I'm busy that night.

19300:08:43,553 --> 00:08:44,686Oh, or I would.

19400:08:44,754 --> 00:08:46,437Mmm, okay, well,

19500:08:46,455 --> 00:08:49,465we're both just kind of learning

as we go, aren't we?

19600:08:49,575 --> 00:08:50,625Learning what?

19700:08:50,651 --> 00:08:55,101Just... how this is gonna be.You know.

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19800:08:56,079 --> 00:08:58,286You have a beautifulround head.

19900:08:59,269 --> 00:09:00,232Okay.

20000:09:00,269 --> 00:09:02,432So what kind of farmingyou into, huh?

20100:09:02,476 --> 00:09:06,045More of a fruit manor a root man?

20200:09:07,174 --> 00:09:10,869Hey, is this-- is this codefor, like, gay stuff?

20300:09:11,012 --> 00:09:12,514'Cause if so,that's totally fine.

20400:09:12,532 --> 00:09:13,399Like, I'm fine with it.

20500:09:13,424 --> 00:09:15,959But you know, you should know

that I'm into the ladies.

20600:09:16,524 --> 00:09:19,250Spoken like a true root man.

20700:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,166Hey, you know,if you're ever swamped,

20800:09:21,199 --> 00:09:23,867

I can makesome sales calls for you.

20900:09:24,028 --> 00:09:26,396- My calls?- So could you give me

21000:09:26,495 --> 00:09:28,150

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a list of all your clients,or just the leads

21100:09:28,174 --> 00:09:29,444that you haven't had timeto pursue yet?

21200:09:29,472 --> 00:09:30,739You want a list of my clients?

21300:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,025You want my leads?

21400:09:32,064 --> 00:09:33,531- Yeah, I'll just give it a glance.- Okay.

21500:09:33,594 --> 00:09:34,623I'll give it a read.

21600:09:34,660 --> 00:09:36,435Yeah, with my leads,and stuff like that.

21700:09:36,584 --> 00:09:37,427Yeah.

21800:09:37,458 --> 00:09:38,940'Cause you're interested

in going into sales.

21900:09:38,970 --> 00:09:40,358- I am.- Wow, that's great.

22000:09:40,386 --> 00:09:41,717- Yeah.- That's great.

221

00:09:41,743 --> 00:09:44,233Okay, good.Let's talk about that, okay?

22200:09:44,247 --> 00:09:47,249- Okay.- You're not getting my clients.

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00:09:47,672 --> 00:09:49,441Nice try.

22400:09:50,453 --> 00:09:52,954Paranoid?I'm not familiar with the word.

22500:09:53,022 --> 00:09:54,623And I really don't have timeto learn new words

22600:09:54,646 --> 00:09:55,518right now, okay?

22700:09:55,536 --> 00:09:58,474A pudgy 22-year-oldis trying to take my job.

22800:09:59,340 --> 00:10:01,965

Jim, get ready for thebattle of your life.

22900:10:02,071 --> 00:10:03,505Done. Explain.

23000:10:03,677 --> 00:10:06,579The new guys-- Dwight Jr.is after my job.

231

00:10:06,646 --> 00:10:08,867Yeah, there is a sharkhiding inside

23200:10:08,898 --> 00:10:10,230that adorable little cherub.

23300:10:10,249 --> 00:10:12,037Oh, now I getwhat Pete was talking about

23400:10:12,055 --> 00:10:13,255at the sales meeting yesterday.

23500:10:13,784 --> 00:10:16,337Wait, sales--What sales meeting?

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00:10:16,372 --> 00:10:17,439The new guys called one.

23700:10:17,462 --> 00:10:18,786The new guys calleda sales meeting?

23800:10:18,811 --> 00:10:21,336Clark ended the whole thingwith a karate demonstration.

23900:10:21,428 --> 00:10:23,278Did you know there wasa belt above black?

24000:10:23,601 --> 00:10:25,602There's no belt above black.

24100:10:25,744 --> 00:10:27,592

- Is there a belt above black?- You should ask him.

24200:10:27,617 --> 00:10:29,252It's a coloryou would never expect.

24300:10:32,773 --> 00:10:35,117Too easy.

244

00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:38,548Attention, everyone.Comstock is still available.

24500:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,022Oscar has been flirtingwith adopting him,

24600:10:41,046 --> 00:10:43,426but still hasn't given mea definite yes or no.

24700:10:43,445 --> 00:10:45,470- Definitely no.- Fine.

24800:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,246For any interested candidates,

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24900:10:47,265 --> 00:10:49,677I will be conducting20-minute interviews.

25000:10:50,048 --> 00:10:52,354My ideal situation would be

25100:10:52,379 --> 00:10:55,158an independently wealthycute couple

25200:10:55,182 --> 00:10:56,883with a strong commitmentto education.

25300:10:57,063 --> 00:10:59,038Black or white--I'm fine with either.

25400:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,442But not both.Listen, you're in this,

25500:11:01,461 --> 00:11:04,030but you need to wow me, okay?

25600:11:05,405 --> 00:11:06,672I wanted to talk to you about

25700:11:06,896 --> 00:11:08,830our working relationshipthis year.

25800:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,705It's going to be terrible.

25900:11:11,144 --> 00:11:12,630Not necessarily.

26000:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,900No, I'm going to make surethat it is.

26100:11:16,055 --> 00:11:18,371And if it isn't, I will takeimmediate action

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26200:11:18,389 --> 00:11:19,889to rectify that.

26300:11:20,538 --> 00:11:24,941Now, I don't liketo throw around the "B" word,

26400:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,960but I'm gonna bea huge bitch to you.

26500:11:29,896 --> 00:11:32,971Now, this is calledslacklining.

26600:11:33,043 --> 00:11:34,994I set up the old slacklineto teach the office

26700:11:35,019 --> 00:11:37,382the skills of focusand discipline.

26800:11:37,616 --> 00:11:39,426Or in the caseof certain individuals,

26900:11:39,506 --> 00:11:43,162the skills of humiliation

and looking really dumb.

27000:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,683If you make itall the way across,

27100:11:44,702 --> 00:11:45,902your confidence will soar.

27200:11:45,931 --> 00:11:49,075

But if you Toby out--Aah! Aah!

27300:11:49,932 --> 00:11:51,676Then you'll feel likea real Nellie.

27400:11:51,731 --> 00:11:53,865

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How 'bout a hand?Screw those guys.

27500:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,845Now, these are my actualoutward bound counselors,

27600:11:56,867 --> 00:11:57,934Rafe and Feather.

27700:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,152- Iceman.- That's me.

27800:12:00,308 --> 00:12:02,242The powder is foryour protection.

27900:12:02,266 --> 00:12:03,914

Feather has permanentathlete's foot.

28000:12:04,188 --> 00:12:06,188Feather, show themhow you dance

28100:12:06,233 --> 00:12:09,001upon the line of slack.

282

00:12:11,402 --> 00:12:13,469You, uh--You a sports guy?

28300:12:13,569 --> 00:12:16,675- Sure. Uh, boxing, tennis.- Oh.

28400:12:16,977 --> 00:12:18,789Any team sports?

28500:12:18,945 --> 00:12:21,570Nascar.The Amazing Race.

28600:12:22,599 --> 00:12:24,100Phillies fan, though, right?

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00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:25,718You mean horses?

28800:12:25,973 --> 00:12:28,573No, like ba-- baseball.The baseball team.

28900:12:28,598 --> 00:12:31,286I like the Red Sox.I'm from Vermont, so...

29000:12:31,525 --> 00:12:34,575Okay. Good talk.

29100:12:35,095 --> 00:12:37,289I have nothing in commonwith Plop.

29200:12:37,384 --> 00:12:39,740

All right, who's next?Nellie.

29300:12:40,215 --> 00:12:43,315Oh, I would rather watch youand your talented friends.

29400:12:43,341 --> 00:12:45,242Nonsense.Get up here.

29500:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,454- Go ahead.- Come on.

29600:12:50,916 --> 00:12:53,373Uh, you gonna wear your heels?

29700:12:53,413 --> 00:12:55,614I'm very self-consciousabout my feet.

29800:12:55,682 --> 00:12:56,715Okay. Sure.

29900:12:57,439 --> 00:12:59,916There you go.Atta girl.

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30000:12:59,935 --> 00:13:01,603Hey, all right.

30100:13:01,627 --> 00:13:04,529Whoa! You suck.

30200:13:05,266 --> 00:13:07,241All right, who's next?Darryl.

30300:13:07,268 --> 00:13:08,388This seems likethe kind of thing

30400:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,779white peoplewith dreadlocks do.

305

00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:12,031Dwight Jr., this lookslike your speed.

30600:13:12,098 --> 00:13:14,067Uh, I guess I cangive it a shot.

30700:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,531Yeah, come on.Get up here.

30800:13:16,206 --> 00:13:18,584- Just hop on up.- Okay.

30900:13:18,834 --> 00:13:21,147Focus on the horizon.

31000:13:22,783 --> 00:13:25,280Whoa!

Look at this guy.

31100:13:28,714 --> 00:13:29,858I've always been goodat anything

31200:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,377that required balance.

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31300:13:31,472 --> 00:13:33,621My doctor says I havegigantic inner ears.

31400:13:34,194 --> 00:13:36,987Go, Dwight Jr.

31500:13:37,057 --> 00:13:39,576- Yes!- Boo! Unimpressed.

31600:13:39,671 --> 00:13:42,109It's a tightrope for babies.Boo.

31700:13:42,159 --> 00:13:43,711- All right, let's see you do it.- All right,...

31800:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,034let me show you how a real man

31900:13:45,051 --> 00:13:46,585walks across a flaccid cord.

32000:13:57,633 --> 00:13:59,533Oh, ho ho ho!

32100:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,459Who ordered the hot apple fail?

32200:14:01,477 --> 00:14:04,178Okay, I am justgetting started, okay?

32300:14:05,602 --> 00:14:08,202You got this.This is all you.

32400:14:09,218 --> 00:14:11,352Oh!

32500:14:11,407 --> 00:14:15,038- Oh...- Got ourselves a yard sale.

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32600:14:18,004 --> 00:14:19,638- Oh.- Whoa.

32700:14:19,686 --> 00:14:20,787Balls and face.

32800:14:21,067 --> 00:14:23,402- It's not a race, Dwight.- Aah!

32900:14:26,482 --> 00:14:28,814- Oh!- Well, it's official--

33000:14:28,848 --> 00:14:32,072Old Dwight is lame,and new Dwight is cool.

33100:14:32,113 --> 00:14:33,480That's not true.

33200:14:33,724 --> 00:14:36,112Just give me another chance.

33300:14:36,149 --> 00:14:37,843- But your mouth is--- This is a bloodbath.

33400:14:37,874 --> 00:14:39,527All right, I'm calling this.

33500:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,372- What?- It's enough of this.

33600:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,903Everyone, let's go backto work.

33700:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,529This is a stupid activity.

33800:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,692I would be embarrassedto be good at it.

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33900:14:50,013 --> 00:14:51,738Get--

34000:14:53,266 --> 00:14:54,967Idiots!

34100:15:03,045 --> 00:15:05,367Slacklining.Big deal.

34200:15:05,451 --> 00:15:07,218Untie that rope,give it to a couple

34300:15:07,248 --> 00:15:08,655of pigtailed school girls,

34400:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,018

let them start jumping with it

34500:15:10,030 --> 00:15:12,538while chanting a rhymeand giggling about boys.

34600:15:12,619 --> 00:15:14,386Doesn't seem so macho now,does it?

347

00:15:14,527 --> 00:15:16,621It's a jump rope!

34800:15:28,655 --> 00:15:30,712Dwight!

34900:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,332Pam?Hey, I'm up here.

350

00:15:34,348 --> 00:15:36,589Up the ladder.Come on.

35100:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,217What are you doing?

35200:15:49,295 --> 00:15:52,133

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Come here.I'll show you.

35300:15:54,293 --> 00:15:56,395Why do you want this cat?

35400:15:56,590 --> 00:15:57,999Um, I don't want it, really.

35500:15:58,128 --> 00:15:59,403How would you support the cat?

35600:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,898What are your ambitions?

35700:16:00,936 --> 00:16:02,600I want to startmy own business.

35800:16:02,937 --> 00:16:04,338I want to be a millionaire.

35900:16:04,393 --> 00:16:07,218Lots of things-- Travel.Make the world a better place.

36000:16:07,456 --> 00:16:09,524Earn an MBA at night.

36100:16:09,586 --> 00:16:12,021Have you taken anyconcrete steps?

36200:16:12,157 --> 00:16:15,003Well, I'm still just...fitting in here.

36300:16:15,037 --> 00:16:16,462You know, getting used

to the new job.

36400:16:16,501 --> 00:16:19,589- Mm-hmm.- But definitely on the agenda.

36500:16:20,694 --> 00:16:23,579But that is a good idea, Angela.

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I should make a list.

36600:16:23,796 --> 00:16:26,348Oh, come on, Pete.

36700:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,769God, that's just sad.

36800:16:28,968 --> 00:16:31,987If he doesn't watch himself,he's gonna be here for years

36900:16:32,106 --> 00:16:34,074doing nothing.

37000:16:39,309 --> 00:16:42,378Wow, maybe Pete is the new Jim.

371

00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,574Do you see how the trapezecompletely surrounds the wire?

37200:16:49,628 --> 00:16:51,849That means it isliterally impossible

37300:16:51,873 --> 00:16:53,195for anyone to fall off.

37400:16:53,226 --> 00:16:54,671So you will merely sit below

37500:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,109and be my counterweight

37600:16:56,134 --> 00:16:57,935as I pedal acrossthe parking lot

37700:16:58,066 --> 00:16:59,166to that telephone pole,

37800:16:59,234 --> 00:17:00,599- I will?- You will.

379

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00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:02,474Yeah, we weigh aboutthe same, wouldn't you say?

38000:17:02,588 --> 00:17:06,194- Sure, if you weigh 105 pounds.- So you'll do it?

38100:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,208- No.- Come on!

38200:17:08,276 --> 00:17:10,477This will be the only thrillof your boring life.

38300:17:10,744 --> 00:17:12,557Dwight, you may find thishard to believe,

38400:17:12,592 --> 00:17:14,417but I love my boring life...

38500:17:14,449 --> 00:17:15,883- Come on.- Exactly the way it is.

38600:17:15,900 --> 00:17:16,900- No, Pam.- Yes.

38700:17:16,962 --> 00:17:18,301And there's nothing you can say

38800:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,156that would get me to runthe slightest risk of losing it.

38900:17:21,247 --> 00:17:23,610- Please? Please, Pam?

- Find someone else.

39000:17:23,647 --> 00:17:25,048I don't know, ask Phyllis.

39100:17:25,159 --> 00:17:26,827I can't use Phyllis.Are you kidding me?

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40500:17:57,884 --> 00:18:01,002Yay!Oh, poor Robert.

40600:18:01,022 --> 00:18:02,556He won't get to say good-bye.

40700:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,421He has this business dinnertonight.

40800:18:05,182 --> 00:18:07,117Oh, c'est la vie.

40900:18:07,283 --> 00:18:10,039Please don't teachthe cat French.

410

00:18:11,306 --> 00:18:13,315Yeah, good news.

41100:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,919Tonight, when you come overfor dinner,

41200:18:15,134 --> 00:18:18,103you can playwith your old buddy Comstock.

41300:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,026You ready?

41400:18:28,124 --> 00:18:29,580Yeah.

41500:18:29,752 --> 00:18:31,004You know what?I'll meet you down there.

41600:18:31,029 --> 00:18:32,248I've just gotta makea quick call.

41700:18:32,327 --> 00:18:34,073Okay.

418

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00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,779Okay.

41900:18:44,138 --> 00:18:46,476All right...

42000:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,978Oh, God.

42100:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,204Attention, employeesof Dunder Mifflin.

42200:19:28,271 --> 00:19:31,599Everyone thinks the new guysare so cool

42300:19:31,686 --> 00:19:33,654'cause they can slackline.

42400:19:33,721 --> 00:19:35,188Ooh!

42500:19:35,256 --> 00:19:38,996Hey, Clark, this is whata real salesman looks like.

42600:19:40,218 --> 00:19:41,796They say that you only

live once,

42700:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,606and I'm about to prove it.

42800:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,299- Dwight Schrute!- Dwight!

42900:19:46,954 --> 00:19:48,317

Hey, man, it's Halpert.

43000:19:48,369 --> 00:19:50,404Did you goto the other guy yet?

43100:19:50,471 --> 00:19:53,464Great. Don't.

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I'm in.

43200:19:53,844 --> 00:19:58,114Yeah, yep, I'm all in.

43300:19:58,813 --> 00:20:02,082Okay, talk to you soon.Bye.

43400:20:06,554 --> 00:20:08,819Yeah!

43500:20:11,907 --> 00:20:14,008Whoo-hoo!

43600:20:15,954 --> 00:20:17,757Whoo-hoo!

437

00:20:22,953 --> 00:20:25,374- Call somebody.- Hang on!

43800:20:25,406 --> 00:20:29,176Hang on!Hold on, Dwight!

43900:20:30,945 --> 00:20:33,483In the parking lot today,there was a circus.

44000:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,091The copier did trickson the high wire.

44100:20:36,127 --> 00:20:39,087A lady tried to give awaya baby that looked like a cat.

44200:20:39,187 --> 00:20:42,689

There was a Dwight impersonatorand a Jim impersonator.

44300:20:42,757 --> 00:20:44,820A strongman crushed a turtle.

44400:20:44,885 --> 00:20:47,873I laughed and I cried.

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44500:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,769Not bad for a day in the lifeof a dog food company.

44600:20:55,226 --> 00:20:57,299Crap, sorry, Nellie.

44700:20:57,337 --> 00:21:00,606Once again, I understandthat old habits die hard,

44800:21:00,643 --> 00:21:04,023but if everyone would kindlywalk their refuse

44900:21:04,068 --> 00:21:06,665to the trash bins,instead of tossing them,

45000:21:06,689 --> 00:21:08,123then we would--

45100:21:08,197 --> 00:21:10,131Oh...swish.

45200:21:10,475 --> 00:21:12,008Oh, it's nothing to do with me.

45300:21:12,051 --> 00:21:15,901I just happen to be sittingnear to where the bins are.

45400:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,044There are two thingsthat I am passionate about--

45500:21:19,518 --> 00:21:23,824

Recycling and revenge.

45600:21:25,057 --> 00:21:26,062Fluke.

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