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    Butt Putt Farting Practice PutterJust hit the ball between the cheeks and get readyto howl with laughter as it lets loose with one ofsix wind-breaking, flatulent sound effects. Has

    automatic ball return chute and on/off switch.Requires 3-AA batteries (not included). (9-1/4L x6W x 6H)

    OV1522 $24.98

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    Effective untilDec 31st, 2012

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    inFlataBle MateTired of your present

    mate? Does he snoreat night? Does she nagyou? Have the bestof both worlds withthe Inflatable Husbandand Inflatable Wife.Save yourself a divorceand satisfy your urge forthat perfect partner! Includes ahilarious instruction manual. (34H)

    WW986020 Husband $14.98WW986021 Wife $14.98

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    WhooPee cushion Key chain Bea prankster wherever you are! This self-inflating whoopee cushion key chain has allthe functionality of its original namesake, in aminiature size for on-the-go fun. Has on/offswitch. Requires 3-LR44 button cell batteries(included). (2Diam.)

    WW201500 $9.98

    Big racKs t-shirtYour hunting brothers cant deny it! Whitet-shirt is 100% cotton.

    DT14321 Medium (20W x 29L) $19.98

    DT14322 Large (22W x 30L) $19.98

    DT14323 X-Large (24W x 31L) $19.98

    Beer: noW cheaPer than gast-shirt A fun gift for experteconomists or just those who enjoy abrew. White T-Shirt is 100% cotton.

    RGT295 Medium (20W x 29L) $19.98

    RGT296 Large (22W x 30L) $19.98

    RGT297 X-Large (24W x 31L) $19.98

    Mr. Moon car accessory Tired oftailgaters? Mr. Moon is the answer youve beenlooking for. Simply place him on the rear ledgeof your car and watch him as he leans forwardto moon that nasty tailgater. All you have to dois apply the brakes to get him working! Plastic.Includes adhesive for installation. (6H x 4W)

    ZB350476 $14.98

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    tJ WiseMan reMotecontrolled FartMachine Remote controlactivates 15 loud and realisticflatulent sounds from up to100 feet away! Just twist outthe boom box cylinder behindthe speaker and it will produceflatulent sounds with increased

    bass and fullness. Comes with astrip of adhesive tape good formounting to the back of a chair,under a table or anywhere youcan think of. Base unit uses 1-9Vbattery (not included); remotecontrol includes battery. (4-1/2 x3-1/2 x 1-1/2)

    WW974001 $24.98

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    Beer sunglasses Brew up some laughswith Beer Sunglasses! Perfect for bachelorparties, milestone birthdays, golf outings, gameday and more. Plastic. (7L x 3H)

    WW988150 $6.98

    Pull My Finger Pen With all the hilarioussound effects youd expect from the oldest trickin the book! Plastic pen has blue ink. Batteriesincluded. (5-1/2L x 3/4Diam.)

    ZB74 $5.98500 PicK uP lines card PacK Theultimate list of 500 of the funniest, corniest andmost cringe-worthy pick-up lines ever. Someare so bad, they actually might work! Printed on52 high-quality cards in a handy acrylic storage

    case. Ages 8+. (2-3/4W x 3-3/4L x 3/4H)FG6202 $9.98

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    novelty toilet PaPer Add somehilarious style to your bathroom! Each ofthe 200 cushy 3-ply sheets is fully designedwith harmless ink. 4-1/4W (4-1/4W)

    OV1347 Camoufage $5.98

    OV1437 Happy Birthday $5.98

    toilet Mug For that cupof java thats really good to thelast drop! Enjoy your morningbrew with this one-of-a-kindpotty shaped mug. Amusinggag coffee mug is a surefireconversation starter thatllleave em flushed with laughter!Holds 12 fl. oz. Ceramic. (5-1/2 x 6-3/4 x 4-3/4)

    HC2449 $19.98

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    PocKet disgustingsounds MachinePocket-sized keychain issure to gross out friendsand strangers! With thesimple touch of a button

    you can add a laughto awkwardly quiet

    elevator rides, orpublic restrooms.Six disgustingsounds include

    Burp, Puke,Dry Heaves,Loogie Snort,quick Fart,and a longFart. Batteriesincluded.

    (2-1/2H x1-1/2W)

    OV1102 $12.98

    drinK helMet Load up your drinking hat with a couple of coldones and youre ready for a night of hands-free partying! Clampat the bottom of the straw cuts the flow when you need to take abreather, or when you need a refill. Football helmet has a foam-linedinterior. Camouflage hat has an adjustable interior frame. Plastic.

    DE5925 Football Helmet (9H x 9-1/2L x 8W) $29.98

    DE5941 Camoufage Hat (10-1/2L x 7W x 6H) $19.98

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    toilet salt & PePPer setMake your next meal more fun!This hilarious set includes a urinal

    and toilet shaped shaker. Rubberstoppers in the bottom for easy filling.(2-1/2H)

    OV1551 $14.98

    Mini toilet shot glasses (set oF 2)Start your potty off right with a set of shotglasses that will help you flush all your worriesaway! Each ceramic shot glass holds 1.5oz.(3-1/2H x 3-1/2L x 2-1/2W)

    OV1545 $14.98

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    FisherMans Fly t-shirt Black t-shirt is100% cotton.

    DT10721 Medium (20W x 29L) $19.98

    DT10722 Large (22W x 30L) $19.98

    DT10723X-Large (24W x 31L)

    $19.98

    MonKey clocK Absolutely Mesmer-eye-zing! Monkeys eyes spin to showthe time - one eye for hours, the other forminutes. Lightweight plastic clock has hookfor hanging and requires 2-AA batteries (not

    included). (12-1/2L x 11-1/2H x 1-1/2W)OV1539 $24.98

    its3:45!

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    in dog Beers t-shirtWhite T-Shirt is 100% cotton.

    RGT262 Medium (20W x 29L) $19.98

    RGT257 Large (22W x 30L) $19.98

    RGT258 X-Large (24W x 31L) $19.98

    RGT259 XX-Large (26W x 32L) $21.986

    PoW! BonK! KaPoW! Mugs(set oF 3)An action-packed mug set for

    superhero fans! Three highlystylized ceramic mugs featurecolourful sound effects printedon them, reminiscent of classiccomic books. Big mugs havelarge sturdy handles for evenHulk-sized hands. (Each: 4Hx 3Diam.)

    OV1547 $19.98

    hoW to KeeP your husBandaPron A delightfully outdatedlist of rules that a wife should followif she wants to keep her husband!Appropriately placed on a cottonapron, it includes such gems asWatch Your Weight and Dont

    Gossip Over the Phone. Perfectgift for a bridal shower or weddinganniversary! Machine washable.(19L x 28W with 2x24L ties.)

    WW11679 $9.98

    dr. Fart Key chain Never silent, alwaysdeadly. This hilarious key chain keeps youequipped with six different flatulent sounds(3-1/2 x 2H)

    ZB68441 $6.98

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    craPPy giFt giFt WraP (2 sheets)Dont disguise that mediocre gift with fancypaper! Hilarious ultra thick gift wrap adds somelaughs to the outside of the box. (Each sheet:20 x 30)

    OV1208 $4.98

    Butt stationoFFice organizerCrown your desk with a hilarious organizer thatkeeps all your tools within easy reach! Solid,rubberized character sits atop his throne tokeep your tape, pen, memo pad and paperclips at the ready. Accessories not included.(5-3/4H x 6L x 2-1/2W)

    DK566900 $24.98

    giant glasses Extra thirsty? These giant glasses willquench your thirst! Great for all type of parties and makeunique center piece decorations. Margarita Glass holds4 regular size margaritas (33oz.)! Wine Glass holds a fullbottle of wine (750mL)!

    WW986300 Margarita (7-3/4H x 8Diam.) $24.98

    WWN2X32 Wine (9H x 3-3/4Diam.) $19.98

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    Mooning gnoMe salt & PePPer shaKerset This naughty gnomes butt cheeks areactually cleverly disguised salt and peppershakers! Each cheek is magnetically held in

    place and is easily refillable. (4H x 3-1/2L x2-1/2W)

    OV1550 $14.98

    Potty Putter Practice makes perfect!With the Potty Putter, hell never get off theporcelain throne! Includes putting green, cup

    with flag, two golf balls, putter and Do NotDisturb hanger! (Mat: 33L x 28W)

    WW08872 $19.98

    Regal Gifts Corporation HEAD OFFICE - 360 Saunders Road Barrie, ON L4N 9Y2

    All prices exclude service fees and local taxes where applicable. Although great care is taken in the production of

    this yer, typographical, illustrative, or pricing errors may occur. We reserve the right to correct any errors. PRINTED IN CANADAPlease Recycle

    Fanny BanK Makessaving money a real GAS! Justdrop a coin in the strategically-placed slot of this tushy-shapedbank and listen as it lets out theloudest rip youve ever heard.

    Add more loot, hear more toot!Up to six flatulent sound effects,guaranteed to make you laughyour assets off! Coins removeeasily when bank is full. Uses3 AA batteries (not incl.). Takestoonies! (6H x 6Diam.)

    HC8648 $19.98

    rrriPPP!