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1. CFNA, “NBC’s ‘Passions’ Solves Nursing Shortage: Monkeys Can Do the Job!,” TAN (September 12, 2003), http://tinyurl.com/jww254k.

2. Daniel Simons and Christopher Chabris, “Gorillas in Our Midst:  Sustained Inattentional Blindness for Dynamic Events,” Perception 28 (1999):  1059–1074, http://tinyurl.com/ykg833m; video available at http://tinyurl.com/2pl5d.

3. Keith Payne, “Your Hidden Censor:  What Your Mind Will Not Let You See,” Scientific American ( June 11, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/kzf9t6b.

4. Liz Brixius and Linda Wallem, writers, Paul Feig, director, “Comfort Food,” Nurse Jackie, Showtime (March 22, 2010); TAN, “Blade Runner” (March 22, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/mapznaw.

5. Clyde Phillips, writer, Randall Einhorn, director, “Happy F**king Birthday,” Nurse Jackie, Showtime (April 14, 2013); TAN, “Cunning, Baffling, Powerful” (April 14, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/kgrdrne.

6. Rick Cleveland, writer, Craig Zisk, director, “Tiny Bubbles,” Nurse Jackie, Showtime ( July 13, 2009); TAN, “Who Must Do the Hard Things?” ( July 13, 2009), http:// tinyurl.com/k3n88ug.

7. TAN, “Nurse Jackie Episode Reviews” (2013), http://tinyurl.com/kqm3k6b. 8. TAN, “Call the Midwife Episode Reviews” (2012), http://tinyurl.com/m3bf4lw. 9. John Martin, Heidi Thomas, and Jennifer Worth, writers, Roger Goldby,

director, “Season 2, Episode 3,” Call the Midwife, BBC/PBS (February 3, 2013), http:// tinyurl.com/cm8tpvg.

10. Heidi Thomas, writer, Minkie Spiro, director, “Season 2, Episode 8,” Call the Midwife, BBC/PBS (March 19, 2013).

11. TAN, “Mercy Episode Reviews” (2010), http://tinyurl.com/kj3t63s. 12. TAN, “HawthoRNe Episode Reviews” (2011), http://tinyurl.com/jwd7neg. 13. TAN, “ER Episode Analyses” (2009), http://tinyurl.com/odsbmqw. 14. TAN, “Scrubs Episode Analyses” (2009), http://tinyurl.com/p9n8e58. 15. Megan Amram, writer, Craig Zisk, director, “Animal Control,” Parks & Recreation,

NBC (April 11, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/kjqo6ve. 16. TAN, “A Tale of Two Nurses” ( January 27, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/pzv2juv. 17. TAN, “I Just Do” (2008), http://tinyurl.com/nqk9f2t. 18. CFNA, “Lifeline:  The Nursing Diaries,” TAN (2004), http://tinyurl.com/

ob9df8c.

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19. Greg Rienzi, “TV Documentary Explores Nursing,” The Gazette Online 29, no. 42 ( July 31, 2000), http://tinyurl.com/q8kqald; CFNA, “Nurses,” TAN (2002), http://tinyurl.com/qzjaldh.

20. Tony Kushner, writer, Mike Nichols, director, Angels in America, HBO Films (2003); CFNA, “Angels in America,” TAN (April 4, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/ mqcbd3l.

21. George Romero and James Gunn, writers, Zack Snyder, director, Dawn of the Dead, Universal Pictures (2004); CFNA, “Dawn of the Dead,” TAN (2004), http:// tinyurl.com/py9holr.

22. Neill Blomkamp, writer and director, Elysium, TriStar Pictures (2013); TAN, “Elysium” (October 17, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/olqoxef.

23. John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, writers, Paul Weitz, director, Little Fockers, Tribeca/Everyman Pictures (2010); TAN, “Little Fockers” (August 4, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/oko5yzw.

24. Daniel Slotnik, “Vernice D. Ferguson, Leader and Advocate of Nurses, Dies at 84,” New York Times (December 21, 2012); TAN, “Fear No Evil: Whatever the Boys Have” (December 21, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/qhfr7vy.

25. Frederick Rasmussen, “Elizabeth S.  Trump:  Longtime Director of Nurses at Maryland Shock Trauma Center Worked Closely with Founder Dr.  R Adams Cowley,” Baltimore Sun ( June 9, 2012); TAN, “Fear No Evil:  The First Trauma Nurse” (December 21, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/pohupcn.

26. Julian Guthrie, “David Vlahov Is New UCSF Nursing School Dean,” San Francisco Chronicle (March 11, 2012); TAN, “You Just Have to Listen” (March 11, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/ncsmen2.

27. Steve Lopez, “A Note of Gratitude to Nurses: An Alert Nurse’s Quick Action Saves the Columnist’s Life and Opens His Eyes to His Medical Team’s Dedication and Compassion,” Los Angeles Times (September 1, 2012); TAN, “All Pros” (September 1, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/9h56qwm.

28. John Blanton, “Care and Chaos on the Night Nursing Shift; In a Search for Purpose, an Editor Changes Careers; ‘He’s Asking for You Again,’” Wall Street Journal (April 24, 2007); CFNA, “There and Back Again,” TAN (April 24, 2007), http://tinyurl. com/ndu5dx8.

29. Scott Allen, “A Crash Course in Saving Lives,” Boston Globe (October 23–26, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/axoun4o; CFNA, “As I  Lay Dying,” TAN (October 23–26, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/mnm2zkh.

30. Gary Trudeau, “Doonesbury” ( June 25 and 28, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/ pqdkekm and http://tinyurl.com/mx4jtzg; CFNA, “Nurse Jewel Shows B.D. the Tough Love,” TAN ( July 3, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/ndmswyl.

31. Patti Neighmond, “Need a Nurse? You May Have to Wait,” National Public Radio (May 25, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/7kf9eab; TAN, “Are Your Knuckles White?” (May 25, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/nhdpoas.

32. Will Moredock, “Critical Condition:  S.C.’s Nursing Shortage Could Use Some Intensive Care,” Charleston City Paper (March 14, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/

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mpdgzfv; CFNA, “Startling Discoveries,” TAN (March 14, 2007), http://tinyurl. com/pko6wuj.

33. John Pekkanen, “Condition Critical:  With Nurses Leaving in Droves, a Stay at the Hospital Gets Scarier Every Day,” Reader’s Digest (September 2003): 84–93, http://tinyurl.com/keeggj9; CFNA, “Reader’s Digest:  Nursing Shortage Is ‘America’s Biggest Health Care Crisis,’ ” TAN (September 2003), http://tinyurl. com/m6ouj9e.

34. CFNA, “Exodus,” TAN ( June 29, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/oalpeeg. 35. Jeff Bryant, “‘School Nurse Cuts Killed My Daughter’:  Laporshia Massey Died

Because Our Priorities Are Wrong,” Salon (October 18, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/ n7df67t.

36. Elisabeth Ochs, “Help Us,” Salon (February 5, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/ pr4duqv; CFNA, “Homeland Security,” TAN (February 5, 2004), http://tinyurl. com/ocq23cd.

37. Kathleen Bartholomew, “Students in Washington Schools Need Nurses,” Seattle Times ( June 11, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/lj54b79.

38. Chris Coats, “Christmas Angel Saves 8-Year-Old Boy,” Dallas Morning News (December 21, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/ow8o2fj.

39. Jim Flink, “School Nurse Helps Save Student With Aneurysm,” KMBC, Kansas City (October 20, 2006); CFNA, “Assessment,” TAN (October 20, 2006), http:// tinyurl.com/pgwro3t.

40. Lauran Neergaard, “NYC School Nurse Recounts Swine Flu Triage,” Associated Press ( July 9, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/mql8kud; TAN, “Post-Its and Other Priorities:  Every School Needs a Nurse” ( July 9, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/ nqdpj2g.

41. Suruchi Sharma, “Nurse Tells Asian Community to Get ‘Clued Up’ about Tobacco at Northwick Park Hospital,” Harrow Times (November 25, 2011), http://tinyurl. com/mev326u; TAN, “Wicked Local Public Health Advocates:  Getting Clued Up” (December 2011), http://tinyurl.com/q5xqvaq.

42. Katherine Boo, “Swamp Nurse,” The New  Yorker (February 6, 2006), http:// tinyurl.com/mvs5fe; CFNA, “The Overcomer: Nurse-Family Partnerships in the Louisiana Bayou,” TAN (February 6, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/pcmov73.

43. Amanda Crook, “MRSA Award for Nurses,” Manchester Evening News (April 17, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/ou736nv.

44. Alan McEwen, “Pioneer Nurse Wins Award for Life-Saving Heart Scheme,” Scotsman ( January 3, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/o46fumn; CFNA, “Pioneer Nurse Wins Award for Life-Saving Heart Scheme,” TAN ( January 3, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/o8ezbrm.

45. Milt Freudenheim, “Preparing More Care of Elderly,” New York Times ( June 28, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/qf5q677; TAN, “Nurse and Patient: How to Survive” (October 21, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/oezjzs3.

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46. Jane Elliott, “How One Nurse Helped Stop Killer Bedsores,” BBC News (March 21, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/cq935f; TAN, “Think Different: BBC News Article by Jane Elliott, March 21” (March 2009), http://tinyurl.com/yh997r4.

47. Newsweek, “The Life of a Virus Hunter” (May 14, 2010), http://www.newsweek. com/life-virus-hunter-110499; CFNA, “90 Pounds and the Truth,” TAN (May 15, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/put3fg6.

48. Dianne Hales, “The Quiet Heroes,” Parade (March 21, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/ pz4m986; CFNA, “Parade Profiles Leading Nursing Scholar,” TAN (March 21, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/pmf87hu.

49. Anne Underwood, “Inside Forensic Nursing: Crime and Care,” Newsweek (October 6, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/n7f3eeg; CFNA, “Who Are You?,” TAN (October 6, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/o6h99p2.

50. CFNA, “We Want to Hear from a Nurse,” TAN (November 2, 2006), http:// tinyurl.com/nvyaow3.

51. TAN, “Sung and Unsung: Nurses Won’t Talk” ( January 25, 2011), http://tinyurl. com/puvslg5.

52. Julia Bucher, “Advice for Caregivers of Relatives with Cancer,” New  York Times ( July 3, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/nxce4y6; TAN, “Diplomacy:  This Message is Important to Share” ( July 3, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/o6rcwda.

53. Pauline Chen, “When It’s the Nurse Who Needs Looking After,” New York Times ( July 5, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/7w2dd2p; TAN, “Oh, Inverted World” ( July 5, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/lm3q8nl.

54. Theresa Brown, accessed March 23, 2014, http://www.theresabrownrn.com. 55. Cynda Hylton Rushton, “Take Pregnant Woman off Ventilator?,” CNN Opinion

( January 8, 2014), http://tinyurl.com/pv5fzwu. 56. Ghana News Agency, “Unsafe Abortion Leading Cause of Birth Complications -

Nurse” (December 31, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/mwos7kn; TAN, “Ask the Senior Midwife” (December 31, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/o9pe37a.

57. Cherie Taylor, “Diabetes about Lifestyle - Not Race: Rotorua Nurse,” New Zealand Herald/Rotorua Daily Post (November 14–15, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/ jw92vwv; CFNA, “Lifestyle,” TAN (November 14, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/ p3tlwug.

58. TAN, “Grey’s Anatomy Analyses and Action,” accessed March 26, 2014, http:// tinyurl.com/pgayg7h.

59. Shonda Rhimes, writer, Peter Horton, director, “A Hard Day’s Night,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (March 27, 2005); CFNA, “ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy:  So Chunky with Hollywood’s Contempt for Nursing, You’ll Be Tempted to Use a Fork. But Use a Scalpel!,” TAN (March 27, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/nay5lvy.

60. Shonda Rhimes, writer, Peter Horton, director, “The First Cut is the Deepest,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (April 3, 2005); CFNA, “You’re the Pig Who Called Meredith a Nurse .  .  . I  Hate You on Principle,” TAN (April 3, 2005), http://tinyurl. com/nk7jvm2.

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61. William Harper, writer, Allison Liddi, director, “I Saw What I  Saw,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (October 22, 2009); TAN, “Grey’s Anatomy:  Have Fun Playing Nurse!: Complaining of Pain” (August 2010), http://tinyurl.com/k8r85ea.

62. Stacy McKee, writer, Adam Davidson, director, “Something to Talk About,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (November 6, 2005); CFNA, “The Drunk and the Ugly,” TAN (November 6, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/o7ob6nt.

63. Mark Wilding, writer, Dan Minahan, director, “Where the Boys Are,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (November 9, 2006); CFNA, “Digging through Crap,” TAN (November 9, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/q5oxkmr.

64. Eric Buchman, writer, Michael Grossman, director, “Great Expectations,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC ( January 25, 2007); CFNA, “The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations,” TAN ( January 25, 2007),http://tinyurl.com/ptkrlyy.

65. Tony Phelan and Joan Rater, writers, Adam Davidson, director, “Tell Me Sweet Little Lies,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC ( January 22, 2006); CFNA, “Sweet Little Lies,” TAN ( January 22, 2006),http://tinyurl.com/pbauv6b.

66. Eric Buchman, writer, Michael Grossman, director, “Great Expectations,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC ( January 25, 2007); CFNA, “The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations,” TAN ( January 25, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/ptkrlyy.

67. Shonda Rhimes, writer, Rob Corn, director, “Freedom 2,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (May 22, 2008), http://tinyurl.com/pkaomsr.

68. Shonda Rhimes, writer, Rob Corn, director, “Dream a Little Dream of Me (1),” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (September 25, 2008).

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(May 16, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/lcuw6y6. 71. TAN, “House Single Episode Reviews” (2011), http://tinyurl.com/py4b5ug. 72. CFNA, “What’s the Differential Diagnosis for Chronic Handmaiden-itis with

Persistent Physician Nursing? Quick! The Patient is Dying!,” TAN (May 24, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/o5ejlfq.

73. CFNA, “And on the Eighth Day, the Lord Physician Created Nurses, to Clean up the Mess,” TAN (November 15, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/o4qdogh.

74. David Foster, Peter Blake, Garrett Lerner, and Russel Friend, writers, Greg Yaitanes, director, “House’s Head (Part 1),” House, Fox (May 12, 2008).

75. CFNA, “Is This All Nurses Do?,” TAN (November 21, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/ p4mw8yw.

76. TAN, “Helpful and Caring and the Whole Sponge Bath Thing” (February 22, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/nlasf6l.

77. Mindy Kaling and Matt Warburton, writers, Michael Weaver, director, “Music Festival,” The Mindy Project, Fox (October 1, 2013).

78. Mindy Kaling, Ike Barinholtz, and David Stassen, writers, Michael Spiller, director, “Hiring and Firing,” The Mindy Project, Fox (October 2, 2012).

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79. Mindy Kaling and Tucker Cawley, writers, Rob Schrab, director, “Pretty Man,” The Mindy Project, Fox (April 4, 2013); TAN, “Clicking and Clacking” (May 14, 2014), http://tinyurl.com/oj3w76y.

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“Mindy’s Minute,” The Mindy Project, Fox (February 19, 2013). 84. Mindy Kaling and Adam Countee, writers, Claire Scanlon, director, “Mindy’s

Birthday,” The Mindy Project, Fox (March 19, 2013). 85. Mindy Kaling and Jack Burditt, writers, Wendey Stanzler, director, “Triathlon,”

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The Mindy Project, Fox (May 7, 2013). 87. Mindy Kaling, writer, Michael Spiller, director, “All My Problems Solved

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Castellano Is My Personal Trainer,” The Mindy Project, Fox ( January 7, 2014). 89. TAN, “Private Practice Episode Analyses” (2013), http://tinyurl.com/lecehka. 90. CFNA, “Between the Boob and the Tube,” TAN (September 28, 2006),

http:// tinyurl.com/lk84eaf. 91. CFNA, “The Swan, M.D.,” TAN (May 13, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/qd9vfn7. 92. CFNA, “Nurses Are About 100 Times More Likely to Attend Graduate Nursing

School than Medical School,” TAN (2002), http://tinyurl.com/p7orchc. 93. Virgil Williams, writer, Anthony Hemingway, director, “Tandem Repeats,” ER,

NBC (May 8, 2008). 94. Bill Lawrence and Mike Schwartz, writers, Linda Mendoza, director, “His Story

IV,” Scrubs, NBC (February 1, 2007); CFNA, “ ‘Scrubs,’ Lift Us up Where We Belong,” TAN (February 1, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/nh2t6a5.

95. Bill Lawrence and Ted Quill, writers, Michael Spiller, director, “My Quarantine,” Scrubs, NBC (February 8, 2005); CFNA, “Can Any Idiot Be a Nurse? Don’t Forget the Sponge Baths and Happy Endings!” (February 8, 2005),http://tinyurl. com/qaanymw.

96. Jo Brand, Joanna Scanlan, Vicki Pepperdine, Mark V.  Olsen, and Will Scheffer, creators, Getting On, HBO (2013-).

97. Mark V. Olsen, writer, Howard Deutch, director, “If You’re Going to San Francisco,” Getting On, HBO (December 1, 2013).

98. Mark V.  Olsen, writer, Miguel Arteta, director, “Born on the Fourth of July,” Getting On, HBO (November 24, 2013).

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99. Dave Caplan, Mark Cronin, and Shannon Fitzgerald, executive producers, “The Surprise Visit,” Scrubbing In, MTV (December 26, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/ mtd4vx9.

100. TAN, “Admiring Their Credentials” ( January 12, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/ oe9eox7.

101. Andrew Lenchewski, John P.  Rogers, and Jessica Ball, writers, Ed Fraiman, director, “Pins and Needles,” Royal Pains, USA Network (August 14, 2013).

102. Andrew Lenchewski and John P. Rogers, writers, Jace Alexander, director, “Pilot,” Royal Pains, USA Network ( June 4, 2009); TAN, “Post-Its and Other Priorities” ( July 9, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/nqdpj2g.

103. Ryan Murphy, writer, Elodie Keene, director, “Vitamin D,” Glee, Fox (October 7, 2009); TAN, “Vitamin F” (October 7, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/p4xzp2z.

104. Ian Brennan, writer and director, “Tina in the Sky with Diamonds,” Glee, Fox (October 3, 2013).

105. Megan Ganz, writer, Beth McCarthy-Miller, director, “The Big Game,” Modern Family, ABC (December 4, 2013); TAN, “Problems with Nursing” (December 4, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/kz43lrn.

106. Seth Kurland, writer, Lynn M.  McCracken, director, “The Principal,” 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, ABC (May 11, 2004); CFNA, “8 Simple Rules for Portraying Nurses in Your Hollywood Sitcom,” TAN (September 3, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/ohkbuwm.

107. CFNA, “Falling without Style,” TAN (October 9, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/ nhjg6cv.

108. Marlene Bokholdt, “Working as a Nurse,” TAN (September 2011), http://tinyurl. com/np8qoe4; TAN, “Hell of a Doctor” (August 2013), http://tinyurl.com/ l2gfpxd.

109. Christopher Rowland, “Chaotic but Brief UMass Strike,” Boston Globe (October 27, 2006) http://tinyurl.com/l67d6hm; CFNA, “ ‘Do They Deserve This Six-Figure Salary for What They Do?,’ ” TAN (October 26, 2006), http://tinyurl. com/p5y7bml.

110. Brenda Wilson, “Developing Countries See Health Care ‘Brain Drain,’” National Public Radio (November 3, 2005); CFNA, “NPR Science Correspondent Explains It All for You: Kenyan Clinical Officers Are ‘Not Quite a Doctor, but More than a Nurse,’ ” TAN (November 3, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/klcav6o.

111. CFNA, “Tip No. 76: For Even Quicker Attention, Drive Your Hummer Straight into the ER. Then Offer the Triage Nurse a Chocolate if He’ll Let You See the Physician Before All Those Little Pedestrians!,” TAN (November 2005), http:// tinyurl.com/q4r8r9n.

112. TAN, “You Will Be Required to Deal with Bruising” (October 24, 2012), http:// tinyurl.com/kj78oom.

113. CFNA, “4. Crossword Helper (3 Letters),” TAN (February 27, 2007), http:// tinyurl.com/mbf6za.

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114. TAN, “Hospital Attendant” (April 27, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/nfabnfr. 115. John Colapinto, “Mother Courage,” New  Yorker (December 20, 2010),

http:// tinyurl.com/d79aa7n; TAN, “The Talk of the Town” (December 2011), http:// tinyurl.com/mu88h9u.

116. CFNA, “Nurse or Leader: Pick One,” TAN (April 1, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/ q2luguv.

117. CFNA, “Serenading the Unsung Heroines in South Africa,” TAN (May 12, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/qfcfzbr.

118. TAN, “Ridiculously Easy Tricks Help Local Nurses Save Lives!” (November 21, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/q7xcm5k.

119. TAN, “The Experts” (November 2011), http://tinyurl.com/p3wjkdc. 120. Abigail Zuger, “CASES:  Prescription, Quite Simply, Was a Nurse,” New  York

Times, November 19, 2002, accessed March 21, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/ pwt5c2j.

121. CFNA, “In Juggling Your Hectic Business Schedule Prior to Your Stay Here at Ritz Memorial, Did You Forget to Pack One of Those Little Essentials, Like Toothpaste, Shampoo, or a Nurse? If So, Our Concierge Is Pleased to Provide Them with Our Compliments,” TAN (September 17, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/ q3ng6hy.

122. Stacy McKee, writer, Rob Corn, director, “Perfect Storm,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (May 16, 2013); TAN, “Heroes Among Us” (November 3, 2012), http://tinyurl. com/nzbknp4.

123. TAN, “Right Away, Doctor!” (November 2010), http://tinyurl.com/q982g5q. 124. CFNA, “Looking for Mr. McSteamy,” TAN (May 8, 2008), http://tinyurl.com/

oj3ybyy. 125. CFNA, “Plot Devices in Scrubs,” TAN (December 11, 2005), http://tinyurl.

com/nhlj8nd. 126. TAN, “House Single Episode Reviews” (2011), http://tinyurl.com/py4b5ug. 127. Peter Blake, David Foster, Russel Friend, and Garrett Lerner, writers, Katie Jacobs,

director, “Wilson’s Heart,” House, Fox (May 19, 2008). 128. CFNA, “Golem,” TAN (May 23, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/o9ydmvo. 129. Amanda Johns, David E.  Kelley, Karen Struck, writers, based on the novel of

Sanjay Gupta, Bill D’Elia, director, “Family Ties,” Monday Mornings, TNT (April 8, 2013); TAN, “Picking Battles” (April 2013), http://tinyurl.com/n65ovcn.

130. Carol C.  Scholle and Nicolette C.  Mininni, “How a Rapid Response Team Saves Lives” Nursing2006 36, no. 1 ( January 2006): 36–40; Laurel Tyler, Diane Sanders, Nancy Dahlberg, and Carol Wagner, “Rapid Response Teams” (slide presentation), Washington State Hospital Association (2006), http://tinyurl. com/kuu4rlo.

131. Lisa Zwerling, writer, Laura Innes, director, “Sea Change,” ER, NBC (May 10, 2007); CFNA, “Nothing More than a Persistent Illusion,” TAN (September 13, 2007).

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132. Margorie David, writer, Ted Kotcheff, director, “Doubt,” Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC (November 23, 2004); CFNA, “Take Care of Yourself !,” TAN (November 23, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/oe4d32x.

133. Jonathan Greene, writer, Helen Shaver, director, “Behave,” Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC (September 29, 2010); TAN, “The Sexual Assault Nurse” (September 29, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/ovl3cje.

134. CFNA, “Physicians Save Corzine; Other Work Occurs,” TAN (May 13, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/oenh2by.

135. CFNA, “Living with His Mistake,” TAN (May 2007), http://tinyurl.com/ otzqc4b.

136. Wall Street Journal, “Hospitals Let Families Witness Procedures:  Staying with Patient in ER or ICU Can Have Benefits, but Some Doctors Object” (October 12, 2004); CFNA, “Family Presence and Nursing Presence,” TAN (October 12, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/pnnzjhv.

137. Dan Even, “Medical Staff Partly to Blame for Patients’ Violence, Israeli Study Finds,” Haaretz (March 13, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/lctyj82; TAN, “A Seemingly Innocuous Incident” (March 13, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/o2rxnxg.

138. Laurie Tarkan, “E.R. Patients Often Left Confused After Visits,” New York Times (September 15, 2008), http://tinyurl.com/pdrba7f.

139. CFNA, “I Can’t Even Say I Made My Own Mistakes. Really—One Has to Ask Oneself—What Dignity Is There in That?,” TAN ( June 20, 2004), http://tinyurl. com/nd578gk.

140. US Department of Labor, Bureau of Labor Statistics, “Occupational Employment Statistics: May 2012 National Occupational Employment and Wage Estimates,” http://tinyurl.com/q2ywzuv, and “Physicians and Surgeons,” accessed January 15, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/77ghlzk.

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142. Lucian L.  Leape, David W.  Bates, David J.  Cullen, Jeffrey Cooper, Harold J. Demonaco, Theresa Gallivan, and Robert Hallisey, “Systems Analysis of Adverse Drug Events,” Journal of the American Medical Association 274, no. 1 (1995): 35–43, http://tinyurl.com/m7dwymb; Geri L.  Dickson and Linda Flynn, “Nurses’ Clinical Reasoning:  Processes and Practices of Medication Safety,” Qualitative Health Research 22, no. 1 (2011): 3–16, http://tinyurl.com/qe7ywza.

143. Fred Schulte, “Masking Malpractice Cases,” Baltimore Sun (December 20, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/kee5txa; CFNA, “If Only We Could Find a 10,000-Word Major Metropolitan Newspaper Article on Nursing Malpractice, That Would Be So Great!,” TAN (December 20, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/o8pl6cs.

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145. Laura Landro, “New Focus on Averting Errors:  Hospital Culture,” Wall Street Journal (March 16, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/mtuflpe; TAN, “Disabling the Off Switch” (March 16, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/ney7lwq.

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161. Jerome Groopman, “A Child in Time:  New Frontiers in Treating Premature Babies,” The New  Yorker (October 24, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/mv7rwhk; TAN, “The Talk of the Town” (December 2011), http://tinyurl.com/mu88h9u.

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176. Nancy Gibbs and Amanda Bower, “Q: What Scares Doctors? A: Being the Patient,” Time (April 23, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/kzlccsd; CFNA, “Q: What Scares Nurses? A: Who Cares?,” TAN (May 14, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/ on2ldfq.

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183. Angus Howarth, “Robot Nurses Could Be on the Wards in Three Years, Say Scientists,” The Scotsman ( January 22, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/lrxd4rg; CFNA, “Interaction and Intelligence,” TAN ( January 22, 2007), http://tinyurl. com/mln6lp6.

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185. WisTV, “Health Alert:  Electronic Nurse” (March 31, 2006), http://tinyurl. com/mkkcv4f; CFNA, “$70 Machine Claims to Be ‘Nurse’; Background Check Underway,” TAN (March 31, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/o24wk28.

186. Kevin Bonani and Jenn Lloyd, writers, Ted Wass, director, “Face Off,” Accidentally on Purpose (April 7, 2010); TAN, “Nympho Nurse #3” (April 7, 2010), http:// tinyurl.com/oglwt4u.

187. Vickie Elmer, “Bringing Balance to Life with New Babies,” Washington Post (February 25, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/mq9c73d; CFNA, “The Nursemaid Who Wouldn’t Disappear,” TAN (February 25, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/ mdnju89.

188. Pete Donohue and Caitlin Kelly, “Scandal of ‘Baby Nurses,’” New  York Daily News (August 28, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/mnk5ms4; CFNA, “Nursing the Baby Nurses,” TAN (August 28, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/ku4gekk.

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192. St. John & Partners, “Today You’re An Accountant. Tomorrow You’re Dad’s Nurse” (November 2011), http://tinyurl.com/pnp75zl.

193. Fe Zamora, “Daughter Kris was Aquino’s Nurse,” Philippine Daily Inquirer (August 1, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/mseq8j.

194. Guido Kleinhubber, “Prostitute Retraining Program:  From Johns to Geriatrics,” der Spiegel (March 14, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/c92bhjp; CFNA, “Der Spiegel: ‘From Johns to Geriatrics,’ ” TAN (March 14, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/ mrngpkn.

195. Nancy Pindus, Jane Tilly, and Stephanie Weinstein, “Skill Shortages and Mismatches in Nursing Related Health Care Employment,” Urban Institute (April 2002), http://tinyurl.com/kv82hjr; VHA Health Foundation, “Welfare to Work” (March 2001), http://tinyurl.com/kz8kt6n. See also Eric Westervelt, “One Approach to Head Start:  To Help Kids, Help Their Parents,” National Public Radio (April 23, 2014), http://tinyurl.com/mohaqeh.

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197. Alan Tomlinson, “Foreign Doctors Fill Florida’s Nursing Gap,” National Public Radio (February 17, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/mdfqd5u; CFNA, “Foreign Physicians as One Answer to the U.S. Nursing Shortage: From ‘Giving Orders’ to ‘Receiving Orders’?,” TAN (February 17, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/l7ynnmr; Adam Geller, “Filipino MD Picks Life as Nurse in U.S.,” Associated Press/USA Today ( January 1, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/kkzgpoy; CFNA, “Somebody Changed: AP Article,” TAN (March 14, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/qjrb2zl.

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199. CFNA, “Dear Applicant: We Are Pleased to Inform You That You Have Been Accepted into Our Nursing Program! Your Diploma Is Enclosed,” TAN ( June 12, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/mcq28yl.