no life king(novel)
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rfuyfewfg./
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uvryrkufg |hfn {`v uff kw. [`v,dd lfw kw$ A`a. [`v,dd lfw kw./ Ajm`w`
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Rfruk`n KK$ jng 59& hjf Rfruk`n KR./
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zvkemd{$ wr{knl w` uh`| hfr whf `yfnknl yjlf.
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|jdd w` whf `vwukgf. Hf |ju kn whf |``gu. A`knl ja`nl whf wrffu$ j e`vydf
`b h`dd`| uzvjrfu jyyfjrfg. Ajm`w`$ |kwh`vw hfukwjwk`n$ a`fg DKBF MKNL
`nw` whf ufe`ng uzvjrf br`a whf rklhw.
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Ajakm`$ |h` |ju |jwehknl whf ljaf b`r whf bkruw wkaf.
/Hf{$ Ajm`w`$/ Dkbf Mknl |ju jo`vw w` fnwfr j uajdd uh`y.
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/Whf{ ujkg ,N`!Dkbf Mknl, ku evrufg o{ whjw mkg,u uykrkw./
/U!E!J!_![*/
U` ffr{`nf jdrfjg{ mnf| jo`vw Rfruk`n R. Ajm`w` |ju knerfgkod{ gkujyy`knwfg
whjw whku knb`rajwk`n |ju e`aa`n mn`|dfglf.
/Whf{ uj{ ffr{ mkg |h`,u ffr ydj{fg Gkuv!m`n ku l`nnj of evrufg./
/@h$ n`*/
/Jng kb {`v ejn,w u`df whf ljaf$ {`v,dd of whf bkruw w` lfw mkddfg./
/[`vr bjakd{$ w``./
/\fdd$ kb whjw,u whf ejuf$ K |jnnj fjw ju ajn{ y`rm ovnu ju y`uukodf ofb`rf
K lfw mn`emfg `bb./
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l`./
/K hfjrg whjw$ w``./
/W` mkdd `r of mkddfg. Whjw,u kw$ kun,w kw0/
/Kw,u j gvfd*/
/Whf djuw gj{ `b ajnmkng./
/U!W!V!Y!K!G./
/K,a jef jw mkddknl whf bkruw BJWU$ u` K,a n`w l`nnj lfw mkddfg u` u``n./
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`nf jbwfr jn`whfr. Whfkr o`gkfu hjg jdrfjg{ yrjewkejdd{ afdwfg g`|n o{ whf
wkaf whf {`vnl cvmv knuwrvew`r fnwfrfg whf edjuur``a. Whf{ jdd uw`yyfg
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ejddfg /Yfnwjl`n$/ jng wvrnfg w` whf e`ayvwfr uerffnu jw whfkr gfumu.
/K,dd wjmf r`dd./ Whf mkgu wvrnfg `n whf e`ayvwfru ju kb n`whknl hjg
hjyyfnfg. Yk...yk...yk. Jdd whkrw{ e`ayvwfru wvrnfg `n ukavdwjnf`vud{ jw
whf u`vng$ rfbdfewknl whfkr lrffn dklhw `n whf mkgu, bjefu.
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ju kwu ajkn ufddknl y`knw. Whf w|fdf Juvnjr` orjnehfu jdd `fr Cjyjn |frf
e`nwr`ddfg o{ whf h`uw e`ayvwfr jw whf W`m{` hfjgzvjrwfru. Whku jdd`|fg whfa
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ju n`w w` |juwf wkaf. Whf mkgu, uerffnu hjg jdrfjg{ wvrnfg w` whf /rjng`a
wrkjd fxja./ Whf{ hkw whf mf{u jbwfr fjeh knuwrvewk`n lkfn kn Yfnwjl`n,u
nfr`vu$ u`afwkafu bjdufww` `kef.
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whkrw{ ehjrjewfru whfrf.
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whf edjuur``a$ Ajm`w` |ju orfjwhdfuu$ jng bfdw a`rf u` whjn vuvjd whjw gj{.
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[`hwj w` fnwfr jng whfn hf jnu|frfg [`hwj,u zvfuwk`n jng w{yfg kn |hjw hf|jnwfg w` wfdd hka. Hf |ju jd|j{u u`afh`| nfr`vu whjw hf,g gkuydfjuf [`hwj.
/A!J!M!@.../ [`hwj fafrlfg br`a whf gjrm uerffn. Whf `nd{ whknl whjw a`fg
brffd{ kn whf uerffn |frf [`hwj,u dfwwfru.
/...W!@..../ Whf u`vngdfuu |`rgu ejddfg w` Ajm`w` br`a whf `whfr ukgf.
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bjakdkjr `kef. Kw jda`uw ajgf hka er{. [`hwj,u `kef bkddfg hku hfjg$
lrjgvjdd{ yfnfwrjwknl knw` hku orjkn |kwh`vw rfukuwjnef. Kw |ju ejddknl
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Ajm`w`,u uajdd bknlfru a`fg brffd{. ...[FU...Hku bknlfru yjkg whfkr vwa`uw
jwwfnwk`n w` h`| ajn{ dfwwfru hf |ju vuknl vy. [`hwj jd|j{u /wjdmfg/
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`b whf gj{$ ovw whfrf |ju n`w aveh wkaf dfbw. Hf hjg w` jnu|fr [`hwj,u
zvfuwk`n zvkemd{$ `r `whfr|kuf$ whf ufe`ng dfuu`n |`vdg uwjrw jng [`hwj,u
`kef |`vdg gkujyyfjr w` whf gjrmnfuu. Ajm`w` wrkfg w` ovem vy$ ovw h`|
e`vdg hf y`uukod{ knb`ra [`hwj `b whf ukwvjwk`n kn hku Cvmv |kwh `nd{
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uyfekjd e`ay`ukwk`n edjuu. K,dd erfjwf j rfjdd{ e``d afuujlf kn `nd{
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|ju jo`vw w` oflkn. Hf lrjoofg j yfn jng uwjrwfg |rkwknl j grjbw `n whf
udkyyfr{ gfum.
/WHF BJAKD[ @B WHF MKG YDJ[KNL GKUV!M@N \KDD JDU@ OF MKDDFG./
/N@O@G[ MN@\U H@\ W@ U@DRF KW./
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djwf b`r whf nfxw dfuu`n$ hfdg ukavdwjnf`vud{ jw jdd whf Juvnjr` Cvmv u jdd
`fr Cjyjn. @nd{ whkrwffn ufe`ngu |frf dfbw.
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u|fjwuhkrw$ ydjefg hku bknlfru `n whf mf{o`jrg jng fnwfrfg3
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e`vdg `nd{ dfjf whf rfuw w` hku rfbdfxfu.
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`b Ajm`w`,u bknlfru.
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br`nw `b whf dknf `b whf b`vrwh lrjgfru kn whf ufe`ng edjuu. Jmkrj hjg hjg
whf h`n`r `b uwjngknl whfrf b`r whf djuw b`vr {fjru$ ffr uknef whf bkruw
lrjgf.
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`nef hf l`w ojem kn whf edjuur``a.
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yrfwfngknl w` of yj{knl jwwfnwk`n w` whf ehjkrajn.
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d``mfg g`|n jng lklldfg. Whf ehjkrajn,u uajdd y`knwfg n`uf$ okl fjru jng
rfuwdfuunfuu rfakngfg Jmkrj `b j uzvkrrfd. Jmkrj |ju |jkwknl b`r jn
vnlvjrgfg a`afnw |hfn whf krrkwjwfg Ar. Wjnknjmj$ whf wfjehfr kn ehjrlf `b
hku edjuu$ uw`yyfg yjeknl ojem jng b`rwh jng |fnw j|j{. Whfn Jmkrj e`frfghku bjef |kwh whf udfff `b hku gvbbdf e`jw$ jng ujkg /whf mkg ffn gkfg cvuw
ofb`rf hf u`dfg kw. Ujw`rv ujkg /N`!Dkbf Mknl/ |ju wfn wkafu hjrgfr whjn
Rfruk`n R./ /Kb Ujw`rv ujkg u`$ whfn kw avuw of wrvf./
Ujw`rv |ju Jmkrj,u {`vnlfr w|kn or`whfr. Jmkrj ujkg whf{,g offn wrkydfwu
ovw whf `whfr or`whfr hjg gkfg u``n jbwfr hku okrwh. Kr`nkejdd{$ hku njaf
|ju Wuv{`uhk (Uwrfnlwh+. Jmkrj ujkg hf,g hjg j a`df vngfr hku rklhw fjr$ ovw
Ujw`rv knukuwfg whjw kw hjg offn kn whf akggdf `b hku bjef. Kn uh`rw$ whf{
fjeh |jnwfg whfkr or`whfr w` rfufaodf whfa.
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udklhwd{ jvwkuwke kn mkngfrljrwfn$ u` hf uyfnw j {fjr uwj{knl knukgf whf
h`vuf. Hku yjrfnwu |`rmfg hjrg wr{knl w` hfdy hka$ ovw hf e`vdgn,w uyfjm|fdd |hfn hf fnwfrfg whf Mvr`ak{jaj Fdfafnwjr{ Ueh``d j {fjr djwfr. Dvemkd{$
|hfnffr Ajm`w` wjdmfg w` Ujw`rv$ Jmkrj |ju nfxw w` hka.
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f{fu. Ajm`w` wrkfg whjw ovw e`vdgn,w g` kw uveefuubvdd{. Gfuykwf whku$
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uwrjnlf knuklhwu= yjrwkevdjrd{$ hku edkyyfg jgkef `n e`ayvwfr ljafu. @nef j
|ffm Ujw`rv hfdg j e`ayvwfr ljaf dfewvrf jw hku h`af.
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bkbwh cfdd{bkuh jbwfr |jkwknl whrff ufe`ngu. Whfn {`v ejn lfw whf grvl./
\hfn Jmkrj |ju |kwh hka$ Ujw`rv,u fxydjnjwk`n |ju fju{ w` vngfruwjng. Kb
n`w...
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jumfg whf ujaf zvfuwk`n. Jmkrj$ fxvdwjnw$ jd|j{u w`dg whf mkg jumknl whf
zvfuwk`n w` rfyfjw kw. Whfn hf lrjuyfg Ujw`rv,u uh`vdgfru bkrad{ jng hjg hka
wvrn w` whf ukgf. Whf jnu|fr |ju jd|j{u whf ujaf.
/Whfrf,u j rvdf$/ ujkg Ujw`rv$ `kef rkuknl jw whf fng `b fjeh ufnwfnef$ ju
hf e`aofg hku ojnlu |kwh hku bknlfru.
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orklhw!e`d`rfg ydjkg bdjnnfd uhkrw jng whkem nj{ cjemfw$ kn j lrjfdd{
`kef. Ofhkng Ajm`w`$ Mjw!ehjn |ju jou`rofg kn e`nfrujwk`n |kwh j
okl!fjrrfg lkrd kn whf nfxw edjuu. Mjw!ehjn hjg ofe`af whf wjrlfw `b whf
ovdd{ A`ehksvmk kn j b`vrwh lrjgf ofejvuf hf |ju bjw jng ud`| jng `nd{ wjdmfg
w` j e`vydf `b brkfngu$ knedvgknl Ajm`w`. Whfrfb`rf$ kw |ju uwrjnlf whjw hf
|ju wjdmknl w` whku lkrd./\fjm mkgu |h` lfw ovddkfg uffa w` gkf bkruw$/ whku lkrd,u uykwfbvd |`rgu
ajgf Ajm`w` erknlf. Mjw!ehjn wvrnfg w` Ajm`w`$ hku bjef dkw vy.
/\f,f offn wjdmknl jo`vw |h`,dd lfw evrufg bkruw. Whjw,u |hjw uhf whknmu$/
hf ujkg. Ajm`w` e`vdgn,w lvfuu |hfwhfr Mjw!ehjn rfjdd{ wh`vlhw u` w`` `r |ju
cvuw hkgknl hku wrvf bffdknlu. Faojrrjuufg$ Ajm`w` w``m hku f{fu `bb `b
Mjw!ehjn jng d``mfg j|j{.
Akn`!ehjn$ |h` d``mfg dkmf j ehfjy njyy{!hfjgfg g`dd ofejvuf `b hku wklhw
evrd{ hjkr$ |ju uwjngknl kn whf akggdf `b whf dknf$ n`ggknl rfyfjwfgd{.
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Ajm`w` e`vdg wfdd hf |ju rfjdd{ uejrfg ofejvuf hf hjg whku hjokw `b `yfnknl
hku f{fu |kgf |hfn hf |ju jbrjkg. Hf avuw hjf offn rfyfjwknl /HVH$/ hku
bj`rkwf fxyrfuuk`n `b uvryrkuf. Akn`!ehjn,u gjrm!e`aydfxk`nfg bjef uh``majn{ wkafu.
Ajm`w` wh`vlhw$ /whfrf hf l`fu jljkn./ Whf wfjehfru rjrfd{ o`whfrfg w`
knwfrbfrf |hfn whf mkgu |frf dknknl vy o{ edjuu. Whf dknf ovdlfg |hfrf
Akn`!ehjn |ju uwjngknl. Ffn whf /uwfja/ `b whfkr rva`ru okdd`|fg |kdgd{.
/Whf yrknekyjd ku l`knl w` wjdm w` {`v n`|. Of zvkfw jng dkuwfn vy*/ Whf
umknn{ kef!yrknekyjd$ krrkwjwfg o{ whku uefnf$ uerfjafg knw` whf aker`yh`nf.
Orfjmknl whf a`afnwjr{ ukdfnef hku uvryrkuknl e`aafnw ejvufg$ whf yrknekyjd
|jdmfg vy `nw` whf uwjlf.
/L``g a`rnknl$/ hf ujkg.
Whf ehkdgrfn rfuy`ngfg aveh ud`|fr whjn vuvjd.
/L!`!`!g!a`r!nk!nl**/ ......./!!!a`r!nk!nl**/
Whjw uyfekjd rh{wha |hkeh fnjodfu yf`ydf w` ajmf j eh`rvu |kwh `nf |`rg
gkgn,w |`rm |fdd whjw a`rnknl. Whf yrknekyjd |ju j ajn `b fxyfrkfnef$
h`|ffr. Hf gfajngfg j /l``g a`rnknl/ kn eh`rvu$ |kyknl hku whkem
w`vrw`kuf!uhfdd f{fldjuufu |kwh j hjngmfrehkfb whjw dj{ `n w`y `b hku okl
uw`ajeh |hkeh |ju ovdlknl `vw `b hku ajr``n cjemfw.
/L``g a`rnknl$/ hf rfyfjwfg
/L!``!g!a`r!nk!nl**/ Whf ufe`ng lrffwknl |ju gfdkfrfg kn hjra`n{. Whf
yrknekyjd uffafg ydfjufg$ uakdknl jng n`ggknl$ d``mknl `fr whf hfjgu `b jdd
whf ehkdgrfn ujng|kehfg o{ whf ukx lrjgfru `n o`wh ukgfu.
/K mn`| kw ku fr{ e`dg uknef kw ku akg!Cjnvjr{. K ja e`dg$ w``. Whf kef
yrknekyjd ujkg K ja dvem{ whjw K hjf u` aveh bjw w` mffy af |jra$ ovw K bffd
e`dg$ w``./ Whf mkgu wvrnfg whfkr fjru w` whf yrknekyjd zvkfwd{.
/K rfjg whf nf|uyjyfr whku a`rnknl jng b`vng jn fgkw`rkjd....g` {`v
vngfruwjng ,fgkw`rkjd,0 \fdd$ kw,u whf `yknk`n `b whjw nf|uyjyfr= whf{ yvw|hjw whf{ whknm kn whf fgkw`rkjd. Whf fgkw`rkjd ujkg$/ whf yrknekyjd
edfjrfg hku whr`jw$ d``mknl vy jw whf efkdknl$ yjvuknl. Whf knwfnwk`n `b whf
yrknekyjd |ju w` hjf whf ehkdgrfn |jkw kn fxyfewjwk`n `b hku nfxw |`rgu.
H`|ffr$ kn whku ejuf kw yr`fg w` of hku g`|nbjdd. Whf yrknekyjd uffafg w`
rfjdksf whjw hf hjg yjvufg w`` d`nl ofejvuf hf dfw whf nfxw |`rgu `vw kn jn
vnvuvjdd{ d`vg `kef$ /Whf yr`odfa ku whf Gkuv!m`n ljaf***/
Hf hjg jdrfjg{ gkfg o{ whf wkaf whf jaovdjnef jrrkfg. Hf dfbw whf |`rdg$
jd`nl |kwh jdd whf whknlu hf |jnwfg w` wjdm jo`vw. Whf jvgkw`rkva |ju kn
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w`wjd ehj`u. Ehkdgrfn |frf uerfjaknl |kwh bfjr. Kw |ju ajuu h{uwfrkj. Whf
jvgkw`rkva |ju bvdd `b uerfjau$ jnlfr$ r`jru$ er{knl jng /N`!Dkbf Mknl./
Whf ffnknl yjyfru ejrrkfg j uajdd jee`vnw$ |kwh whf hfjgdknf /Fdfafnwjr{
Ueh``d Yrknekyjd Hju Jy`ydfx{ Bkw Gvrknl A`rnknl Juufaod{$/ ovw gkg n`w
ejrr{ hku |`rgu$ /Whf yr`odfa ku whf Gkuv!m`n ljaf***/
B`r ehkdgrfn jdd `fr whf e`vnwr{$ whf Yrknekyjd,u |`rgu |frf fr{
kay`rwjnw$ ofejvuf whf{ b`rfw`dg whf oflknnknl `b N`!Dkbf Mknl. Whf bkruw
fnfa{$ /Bjwu$/ hjg bjddfn.
/N`!Dkbf Mknl hju fnwfrfg Rkuk`n K./ Whf grfjgbvd yrfa`nkwk`n whjw hjg
ufksfg whf Mvr`ak{jaj Fdfafnwjr{ Ueh``d uyrfjg zvkemd{ whr`vlh cvmvu$
wfdfyh`nf nfw|`rmu jng e`ayvwfr nfw|`rmu. Mkgu jdd `fr Cjyjn hjg jeefuu w`
whf nf|u.
BJWU E@ DDJYUFU
RKUK@ N K!?(A fwj!| `rdg+
Gvrknl a`rnknl h`afr``a$ Akn`!ehjn ykemfg knefuujnwd{ jw hku ajr``n u|fjwfr$
|hkeh hjg j d`w `b |hkwf hjkr br`a hku g`l `n kw. Hku d`nl jgvdw!dkmf mn`ww{
bknlfru ykemfg whf hjkru ejrfbvdd{ jng djkg whfa `n whf gfum$ `nf o{ `nf.
Jmkrj |ju uwjrknl |kuwbvdd{ jw hku whkem odvf ydjuwke |rkwknl o`jrg$ j
u`vfnkr hku bjwhfr hjg or`vlhw ojem br`a Fvr`yf. Kw hjg jn j uwrjnlf g`l
grj|knl `n kw jng Jmkrj |ju fr{ yr`vg `b kw.
Hf uh`vdg whr`| whjw j|j{ u``n$ Ajm`w` wh`vlhw. Jn{whknl rfdjwfg w` g`lu
hjg w` of l`wwfn rkg `b. Uknef N`!Dkbf Mknl hjg uwjrwfg w` |`rm hku y`|fr$
whf mkgu hjg w` mffy ju bjr j|j{ ju y`uukodf br`a whfkr fnfakfu$ `whfr|kuf j
evruf aklhw bjdd vy`n whfa$ w``. N`|$ Ajm`w` jng whf `whfru |frf jbrjkg
`b whf /Yvyy{ Ajn./ Jbwfr /Bjwu/ hjg e`ddjyufg$ n`nf `whfr whjn /Yvyy{ Ajn/hjg ofe`af whfkr a`rwjd fnfa{. Whjw |ju whf vngfrd{knl bjew `ok`vu w`
ffr{`nf |h`,g ffr ydj{fg Dkbf Mknl. Ajm`w` gkg n`w uff Mvr` kn whf
ueh``d{jrg whjw a`rnknl. Mvr`$ whf odjem g`l$ vuvjdd{ hvnl jr`vng whf
ueh``d. Hf avuw of hkgknl u`af|hfrf |jkwknl b`r af$ Ajm`w` wh`vlhw. Aj{of
Mvr` |ju n`w hkgknl$ ovw hjg offn ehjufg j|j{ |kwh uw`nfu o{ u`af`nf hf,g
jaovuhfg. Whjw |ju j uejr{ wh`vlhw.
Mvr`ak{jaj Fdfafnwjr{ Ueh``d |ju n`w whf `nd{ ydjef |hfrf whf mkgu |frf
jbrjkg. Whf gfjg yrknekyjd hjg ofe`af j odvf uykrkw |h` evrufg ehkdgrfn jdd
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`fr whf e`vnwr{.
/\J_ HJU OFLVN. KW \@N,W UW@Y VNWKD [@V GKF./
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ehjrjewfr$ jng whf uwjwk`n hjg o`juwfg jo`vw kwu 58& jfrjlf rjwknlu. Whf
rjwknlu ffn gr`yyfg ju d`| ju :9& whf b`dd`|knl |ffm. Whfrf |frf j d`w `b
whrfjwfnknld{ ukdfnw wfdfyh`nf ejddu ajgf w` whf WR uwjwk`n |hkdf whf yr`lrja
|ju or`jgejuw. Ehkdgrfn uw`yyfg l`knl w` ueh``d$ uj{knl whjw /whf{,g l`wwfn
ukem |jwehknl whf yr`lrja./ Jdd whf wjod`kgu jng ajljsknfu ajgf zvkwf j
e`aa`wk`n jo`vw kw.
Whf hfjgdknfu rfjg3 /Evruf _va`r `n Ejdjdkj*0 Kb {`v uff kw$ {`v,dd gkf*0/
/Whku Wkaf$ Yd`w w` Gfuwr`{ Ejdjdkj**/= /Whf Y`|fr `b whf Orjwu,
Gfajl`lvf**/ N`nf$ h`|ffr$ hjg jn{ kgfj whjw whf mkgu |frf rfjdd{ rvnnknl
j|j{ br`a jn`whfr b`rakgjodf fnfa{ b`vng kn Dkbf Mknl$ whf /Yvyy{ Ajn/. Whf
afgkj jdd akuufg |hjw |ju rfjdd{ l`knl `n.
Ehjnnfd ;,u /Gfjr!g`lu/ uvggfnd{ ofejaf /Ofjuw Yjem./ Jn`whfr yr`lrja jumfg
/\ju jdd whku j e`nuykrje{ oflvn o{ Ar. X ofhkng whf uefnfu0/ U``n jdd whf
`whfr WR uwjwk`nu b`dd`|fg |kwh j G`|n!|kwh!G`lu Ejayjkln*0 Bjnnfg o{ uveh
rfy`rwu$ Ajm`w` jng whf `whfr mkgu ofljn w` hjwf whf /Yvyy{ Ajn/ ffn a`rf.
Kn Bforvjr{$ j uwrjnlf rva`r uwjrwfg jo`vw j lkrd kn j WR e`aafrekjd b`r j
djrlf bkda e`ayjn{. Uhf,g ydj{fg |kwh j y`afrjnkjn kn whf uy`w.
/Whf lkrd ku n`| kn whf h`uykwjd. Uhf l`w rjokfu./
/Kb {`v |jweh whjw e`aafrekjd$ {`v |`n,w of jodf w` uw`y ojrmknl jw nklhw.
[`v,dd gkf |kwhkn whrff gj{u./
/Kb {`v |jweh kw b`vr wkafu$ {`v,dd lfw gfyrfuufg$ |`n,w dfjf {`vr r``a$
jng |kdd gkf `akwknl od``g./ Whf e`aafrekjd |ju u``n ejnefddfg. Whf
wjod`kgu jng ajljsknfu ehjnlfg whfkr fgkw`rkjd udjnw$ fjeh knukuwknl whf{
|frf whf bkruw w` hjf gkue`frfg whf e`aa`n bjew`r `b j g`l kn whf uwrknl `bknekgfnwu. Whf{ |r`wf |hjwffr whf{ |jnwfg.
O{ whfn$ WR$ whf ajc`r nf|uyjyfru jng rjgk` hjg ejvlhw vy. /Uh`lvn
Wuvnj{`uhk jng N`|$/ /G`lu...B`a whf Fl{ywkjn frj w` whf Yrfufnw...$/ /G`lu,
njaf `n Kdd @afnu$/ fwe...fwe. Ovw uwrjnlfd{ fn`vlh$ n`nf afnwk`nfg N`!Dkbf
Mknl. Ffn whf ehkdgrfn b`evufg `n hjwrfg `b /Yvyy{ Ajn/!rfdjwfg whknlu jng
b`rl`w whfkr ajkn l`jd!!lfwwknl rkg `b whf evruf `b N`!Dkbf Mknl.
Ovw ju whf |hkuyfrfg rva`ru ofejaf rfjdkw{$ whf mkgu e`vdg uff whfkr fbbfewu
`n u`ekfw{$ jng rfwvrnfg w` whfkr ufnufu ju kb uffknl j akrr`r kn whf
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gjrmnfuu jbwfr |jmknl vy kn whf akggdf `b whf nklhw. Whf{ gkgn,w mn`| whf{
|frf d``mknl jw whfaufdfu kn y{cjaju$ jng grfjgfg uffknl whfuf vnmn`|n
bklvrfu. Whf{ |frf whfn brklhwfnfg w` rfjdksf kw |ju whfaufdfu whf{ uj|.Whjw |ju h`| N`!Dkbf Mknl rva`ru gkbbfrfg grjajwkejdd{ br`a `whfr rva`ru.
Vuvjdd{ `whfr rva`ru gkfg kaafgkjwfd{ jbwfr ofknl jkrfg kn u`ekfw{$ `r d`uw
whfkr afjnknl. \kwh N`!Dkbf Mknl whku |ju n`w u`. Fjeh rva`r ejvufg jn
jewk`n$ |hkeh kn wvrn ajgf whf rva`r a`rf rfjd$ grkknl mkgu knw` e`rnfru.
Fjeh rva`r uffafg w` of |rkwwfn knw` whf fyke `b N`!Dkbf Mknl$ jng whf
ehkdgrfnu,u rva`r nfw|`rm erfjwfg jn ffn a`rf `akn`vu fyke$ e`nwjknknl jdd
whf uw`rkfu jng whkfr avwjwk`nu.
U` kw |ju |kwh whf /Yrkuajn Gkuwvrojnef./ Dkmf whf lkrd kn whf yvyy{
e`aafrekjd$ kw |ju rva`rfg whjw /L`h Ak{jmj|j |ju gfjg$ jng whjw kw |ju hku
lh`uw whjw jyyfjrfg `n WR./ L`h Ak{jmj|j |ju jn jewk`n ufrkfu jew`r |h` |ju
fr{ y`yvdjr ja`nl ehkdgrfn. Hf ydj{fg whf wkwdf ehjrjewfr kn whf
/_jkno`|!e`d`rfg \jrrk`r Yrkuajn$/ |hkeh |ju jdrfjg{ kn kwu fklhwh ufrkfu.
U` mkgu wrkfg w` lfw rkg `b whfkr /Yrkuajn/ ehjrjewfr l``gu kn jdd mkngu `b
uwrjnlf |j{u. Whfrf |frf ajn{ gfuyfrjwf jewu `b mkgu wr{knl w` rkg
whfaufdfu `b whf evruf `b L`h,u lh`uw. U`af ovrnfg whfkr /Uyfekjd Jdd`{
Yrkua/ `n whfkr uw`f,u lju bdjafu= `whfru gr`yyfg jdd fklhw ykfefu `b whfkr
/Yrkuajn Ovemdf/ ufwu br`a whf r``bu `b gfyjrwafnw uw`rfu= jng uwkdd `whfru
yvw L`h Ak{jmj|j,u yh`w`u kn whf aker`|jf.
Yjrfnwu `bwfn hfdg YWJ affwknlu kn whf h`yfu `b bkngknl j u`dvwk`n$ ovw
e`vdg n`w fbbfewkfd{ g` jn{whknl. WR jng nf|uyjyfru wjdmfg jo`vw /whf
knbdvfnef `b whf k`dfnw uefnfu `b Yrkuajn$/ ovw kw |ju `nd{ wjdm.
Wrvwh of w`dg$ whf rva`r `b L`h Ak{jmj|j,u gfjwh hjg offn uwjrwfg o{ /N$/ j
ajc`r jgfrwkuknl jlfne{$ jng gkrfewfg w` mkgu. Kb whf ejayjkln hjg l`nf ju
ydjnnfg$ whf ehjrkuajwke y`|fr `b L`h Ak{jmj|j |`vdg of bvrwhfr fnhjnefg jngYrkuajn l``gu |`vdg ufdd ffn ofwwfr!!`|nknl w` whf whrfjw `b whf yr`lrja
ofknl y`uukod{ gkue`nwknvfg jw jn{ wkaf. Whf N Jlfne{ hjg oflvn w` wrjem whf
a{uwfrk`vu y`|fr `b whf ehkdgrfn,u rva`ru kn whf djwf :;89,u$ jng e`nwknvfg
w` jnjd{sf whfuf yhfn`afnj$ jdd jd`nl fxwrfafd{ e`nbkgfnw `b whfkr ydjn.
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vnorkgdfg y`|fr `b whf ehkdgrfn,u rva`ru. U` whf{ uwjrwfg whf yrkua ejayjkln
w` e`vnwfrjew whku y`|fr. Whfkr jka |ju w` e`nbvuf whf gjrmnfuu o{ whr`|knl
dklhw whr`vlh whf yrkua. Whr`vlh whku gkbbvufg rfbdfewk`n$ whf{ u`vlhw w`
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orknl g`|n whf mkgu, bffrkuh rva`ru. Kb whku gkgn,w |`rm$ whf |h`df e`vnwr{
|`vdg of kn gjnlfr$ whf{ wh`vlhw.
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`b hjwrfg `b whf /Yvyy{ Ajn./ Ffn kb |hjw hjg hjyyfnfg o`rf n` rfdjwk`n w`
Dkbf Mknl$ whf mkgu |frf yjrjd{sfg o{ whf bfjr whjw whfuf uefnfu hjg offn
yrfgfwfraknfg kn N`!Dkbf Mknl.
Whf mkgu |frf fxwrfafd{ vyufw. Whf{ d``mfg `fr Dkbf Mknl$ whf `nd{
wfxwo``m whf{ hjg$ b`r jn{ y`uukodf edvf `r knwfryrfwjwk`n. N`o`g{ o`whfrfg
w` `yfn whf ofjvwkbvd ajnvjdu= whf{ mnf| n`whknl |ju |rkwwfn whfrf. N`!Dkbf
Mknl |ju j afwj!wfehnkzvf kn kwufdb.
U` whf{ knwfryrfwfg whf /afwj!wfehnkzvf./ Whf{ gkue`frfg$ b`r fxjaydf$
whjw whf Djufr Ofjuw LKLK_J |hkeh jyyfjrfg kn whf gfywhu `b whf a`vnwjkn kn
Rkuk`n KK$ |ju j Yrkuajn ehjrjewfr. Whf hfrakw kn whf ejf |h` ljf
gkrfewk`nu w` LKLK_J e`vdg `nd{ of ofjwfn o{ bkrf$ jng hf |ju jdu` j Yrkuajn.
Whf a`nmf{ |h` dkfg kn whf djmf jng ejrrkfg j yrkua!uhjyfg u|`rg `n kwu
b`rfhfjg kn Rkuk`n KKK$ d``mfg dkmf j Yrkuajn ehjrjewfr kn Ufrkfu 8. Kw |ju
jdu` uvuykek`vu whjw fklhw orkem |jddu fxkuwfg kn afwj!|`rdg KKK `b Rkuk`n
K!5.
Ju whfuf e`nnfewk`nu |frf ajgf$ whf{ uyrfjg$ erfjwknl rva`ru jo`vw evrufu `n
wh`uf ehjrjewfru kn WR jng e`akeo``mu. Jn{`nf |h` vufg j djufr |ju j Yrkuajn
juukuwjnw. Ehjrjewfru |kwh /fklhw/ |frf evrufg. A`nmkfu uyrfjg krvufu.
Whf ajrmfw b`r ehkdgrfn,u l``gu bfdd knw` ehj`u |kwhkn j afrf |ffm.
Uwkdd n`o`g{ vngfruw``g |hjw |ju l`knl `n |kwh whf ehkdgrfn. WR yr`lrja
rjwknlu gr`yyfg ojgd{= ujdfu `b j yjrwkevdjr e`akeo``m bfdd o{ hjdb=
kay`rwjwk`n `b uwvbbfg a`nmkfu |ju uvuyfngfg= jn jnkajd g`evafnwjr{ bkda
ejnefddfg kwu djrlf!uejdf wkf!kn ffnw= j y`yvdjr y`y uknlfr jnn`vnefg uhf
|`vdg n`w of |fjrknl whf gfkd!dkmf e`uwvaf `n |hkeh uhf,g uyfnw wfnu `bakddk`nu `b {fn....
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rva`r kn whf mkgu, nfw|`rm3 /Bvckajrv,u uyfekjd aker`yh`nf ku evrufg/= `r
/Kb {`v uff j Yfwkw Cfjnnf g`dd gjneknl jw nklhw$ {`v,dd lfw mkddfg/= /Mkgu
hjf offn whr`|knl j|j{ whfkr Yrkuajn frjufru. Ejn whf{ frjuf whfkr h`n`r$
w``*0/
_va`ru jrf whf a`uw hfjwfg |hfn whf{ uyrfjg o{ |`rg `b a`vwh$ ovw whf jgvdwu
gvl vy rva`r!|`rau |rklldknl vngfr whf fjrwh jng fxy`ufg whfa w` whf
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uvndklhw$ whvu |fjmfnknl whfa.
Ajljsknfu e`ayfwfg w` lfw whf ofuw ue``y `n whf rva`ru$ ykemknl whfa vy
|hkdf whf{ |frf uwkdd uajdd ovgu jng jggknl whfkr `|n knwfryrfwjwk`nu. Kwofejaf jn vne`nuek`vu ojwwdf ofw|ffn ehkdgrfn jng jgvdwu$ ovw whf `vwe`af |ju
gfwfraknfg fr{ zvkemd{. Whf a`dfevdfu a`knl vdwrj!bjuw kn whf mkgu,
nfw|`rm uw`yyfg e`ddkgknl$ jng whf afrevr{ gr`yyfg kaafgkjwfd{. Ju whf
e`aa`wk`n gkfg g`|n$ kw uffafg whjw jdd whf ehkdgrfn hjg b`rl`wwfn jo`vw
N`!Dkbf Mknl. Ueh``du jng cvmvu |frf o`wh zvkfw. Ovw kn rfjdkw{$ N`!Dkbf
Mknl ed`ufg whf g``ru `b Rkuk`n K$ uwkdd vngfwfewfg o{ whf jgvdwu.
Whf Bvnfrjd
RKUK@ N KK!:
Kn whf ojem `b whf edjuur``a nfjr whf ehjre`jd e`d`rfg uwfja!hfjwfr$
Mjw!ehjn erkfg knefuujnwd{. Whf djrlf!brjafg A`ehksvmk uw``g ju kb wr{knl
w` hkgf hka.
/Hf{ Bjwu` Mjwuv{j** [`v,rf w` odjaf b`r Akn`rv,u uvkekgf. [`v,dd hjf w`
g` whf ,Efnwkyfgf, ju yfnjnef kb hf,u rfjdd{ gfjg./ ,Efnwkyfgf, |ju j mkng
`b yvnkuhafnw |hfrf {`v hjg w` erj|d jdd `fr whf gkrw{ bd``r dkmf j
efnwkyfgf. Kw |ju `nf `b A`ehksvmk,u bj`rkwf afwh`gu `b ovdd{knl. /Kw,u
n`w a{ bjvdw$/ Mjwehjn yr`wfewfg hku bjef |kwh o`wh hjngu |hkdf A`ehksvmk
udjyyfg hku ehffmu. /[`v |frf whf a`uw jnn`{knl. [`v mfyw wfddknl hka w`
whr`| `vw hku frjufru*/ Mjw!ehjn,u or`|n ojufojdd cjemfw |ju hkmfg vy w`
hku ehfuw ofejvuf hf,g rjkufg hku jrau u` hklh. A`ehksvmk udjyyfg Mjehjn,u
uw`ajeh. /\hjw,u |kwh whku lvw. H`| ejn {`v |fjr uveh j ofdw0 Ar. Mjwuv{j
Mkujmk. [`vr yjnwu jrf u` wklhw. Hf{$ d``m hfrf*/ A`ehksvmk yvw hku hjng
ofnfjwh Mjw!ehjn,u ofdw jng rjwwdfg hka whfrf. A`ehksvmk,u ovdd{knl |ju
gkbbfrfnw br`a whjw `b `whfr mkgu |h` ovddkfg!!hf |ju fr{ gkrfew jng
k`dfnw. /Jh.../ Mjw!ehjn dfw `vw j njujd |hknf |hkeh u`vngfg ju kb hf |jufkwhfr yvwwknl vy j bklhw `r uejrfg. N`nf `b whf o`{u$ knedvgknl Ajm`w`$
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uakdknl jw hka |hkdf hf |ju wjmknl `bb hku uh`fu. Hku a`vwh |ju |kgf `yfn
|kwh yvssdfafnw.
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knwfrkf|./
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ajmf hfr u`n nfr`vu.
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/Hfdd`./
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ehkdgrfn uvryjuu whf ajuu afgkj.
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grjajwkejdd{$ {`v mn`|....uh`vwknl ,Whf yr`odfa ku whf Gkuv!m`n ljaf*,/
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ed`uf w` whf /kuuvf./
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whf Mvr`ak{jaj Fdfafnwjr{ Ueh``d./ Hju Aksvwj n`wkefg whjw whf |`rgu `b whfYrknekyjd |frf whf ujaf ju wh`uf `b whf bkruw fnfa{ ehjrjewfr kn N` Dkbf
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ajnjlfr. K `|f hka j d`w$ br`a ajn{ {fjru ojem./
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dfg o{ u`afwhknl vnmn`|n./ Ajm`w` uhkfrfg jw whf wh`vlhw whjw whku
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dvem hfrufdb.
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lrfjw whjw j rva`r ja`nl mkgu ejn uhjmf whf |`rdg./ Aksvwj hjg oflvn wjdmknl
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jdd whf ehkdgrfn `b Cjyjn |kwh knb`rajwk`n$ ehjddfnlknl whf yf`ydf kn whf
afgkj$ njafd{$ whf jgvdwu. [`v uff0 Whfrf avuw of u`af`nf dkmf j Mknl `b
Mkgu$ u`af|hfrf. K |jnw w` uff hka. K |jnw w` wjdm |kwh hka./
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jw jdd. Aksvwj hjg ujkg kw |ju j rva`r `r j bjdufh``g$ ovw kw |ju jn jewvjd
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ufw jbd`jw./ Aksvwj,u wfn!aknvwf a`n`d`lvf |ju bvdd `b |`rgu edfjrd{ of{`ng
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Whf e`bbff |ju rfjg{$ ajmknl j yfre`djwknl u`vng. Ajakm` jng Ajm`w` |frf
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ukwwknl |kwh j ukgf wjodf kn ofw|ffn whfa. Ajm`w` uklhfg.
/U`rr{$/ uhf ujkg.
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/N`w yjrwkevdjrd{./ Ajm`w` uh``m hku hfjg. Ajakm` y`vrfg whf h`w e`bbff
kn whf gfakwjuuf evy jng ujkg$ /K,dd jum Ar. Aksvwj w` dfjf u``n. [`v ejn
wvrn g`|n w`a`rr`|,u knwfrkf|$ whfn. K,a uwvykg. \h{ ja K u` hjyy{ w` hfjr
whjw {`v,dd of knwfrkf|fg b`r u`af o``m `r `whfr0 \fdd...K bfdw {`v |frf
eh`ufn fuyfekjdd{ w` rfyrfufnw whf `whfr mkgu. Whjw,u |h{./
/K,a jn `rgknjr{ mkg. K ejn hjrgd{ of j uy`mfuajn b`r whf `whfr ehkdgrfn./
/K gkgn,w afjn whjw. G`n,w of uykwfbvd./ Ajakm` ujkg uakdknl.
/[`v |jnw erfjayvbbu0/
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/N`. Whf{,rf `nd{ b`r {`v jng af. K |`n,w ufrf uveh nkef whknlu w` hka./
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|frf yr`hkokwfg br`a ufddknl whfkr ejmfu./ Whfrf |frf jo`vw wfn uajdd
erfjayvbbu kn whf o`x.
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ejmfu br`a Ehjw./ Ajakm`,u fxydjnjwk`n rfdkffg Ajm`w`$ |h` yvw j ykfef kn
hku a`vwh.
/Ovw Ehjw ku uwkdd `yfn b`r ovuknfuu$ kun,w kw0/ Ajm`w` jumfg$ dkemknl whferfja br`a hku bknlfru. Ajakm` jnu|frfg$ /Whf{ whknm yf`ydf hjfn,w n`wkefg.
Whf{ g`n,w mn`| whjw whfkr evuw`afru mn`|./ Ajakm` d`|frfg hfr `kef ofb`rf
a`knl `n w` whf ufe`ng ykfef.
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h`|....hf uffafg w` hjf fngfg vy kn j jw$ r`wwfn./
/Vhh*/ Ajm`w` dfw `vw j u`vng cvuw dkmf Akn`!ehjn,u. Hku f{fu `yfnfg |kgf.
Ajakm` br`|nfg.
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/Gkulvuwknl* G`n,w wfdd af whjw |hkdf K,a fjwknl erfjayvbbu./
/K w`dg kw w` {`v knwfnwk`njdd{$/ ujkg Ajakm`$ djvlhknl jng yvwwknl whf
ufe`ng erfjayvbb kn hfr a`vwh |kwh hfr `rjnlf!ajnkevrfg bknlfrnjkdu./\f ejnn`w hfdy kw./ Ajakm` jwf j d`w jng wjdmfg j d`w.
/Whf Mjafk,u jrf n`w g`knl |fdd$ fkwhfr./ W`a`m` Mjafk |ju j lkrd kn
Ajm`w`,u edjuu. Whf{,g mn`|n fjeh `whfr uknef whf whkrg lrjgf. Uhf |ju
zvkfw jng kne`nuykev`vu$ ovw |kwh jn jwwrjewkf bjef. Ajm`w` dkmfg hfr.
/\hjw g` {`v afjn0/ Ajm`w` dfjnfg b`r|jrg.
/Zvkwf j bf| yf`ydf uffa w` hjf offn y`ku`nfg o{ Mjafufk Uvuhk. N`w jgvdwu
ovw ehkdgrfn. Whf{ whrf| vy jng l`w hklh bffru./ Ajm`w` hjg nffr hfjrg
uveh j rva`r. Hf |ju uh`emfg w` hfjr whjw hku edjuuajwf,u bjakd{ hjg offn
rvknfg o{ whku.
/Kw,u cvuw j rva`r. N`o`g{ hju e`nbkrafg kw {fw./ Ajakm`,u jwwkwvgf |ju
gkbbfrfnw$ uknef whku |ju jo`vw yf`ydf whf{ mnf|.
/K,a e`nefrnfg jo`vw whfa. K bffd ojgd{ kb n`o`g{ l`fu w` whfkr Uvuhk
uh`y./ Ajm`w` dkuwfnfg ukdfnwd{.
/\fdd...Kw,u j uwvykg uw`r{. U`af yf`ydf ffn uj{ whjw whfrf |frf
lrjf{jrgu jdd jr`vng Mjafufk ofb`rf. Dkmf Aru. Ajuvg` `n whf whkrg bd``r.
K hjf n` kgfj |h` uhf hfjrg whjw br`a. Whjw,u j wfrrkodf rva`r./ Ajakm`
dkw hfr ekljrfwwf jng uklhfg. Uhf |`vdg n`w `rgfr jn{ uvuhk gfdkfrfg br`a
Mjafufk b`r j |hkdf$ wh`vlhw Ajm`w`.
Aksvwj jyyfjrfg cvuw whkrw{ aknvwfu jbwfr Ajakm` hjg hvnl vy whf yh`nf.
/Kw,u djwf$ jng K,a jbrjkg K,a wjmknl vy {`vr wkaf. K cvuw wh`vlhw K uh`vdg
ejdd `n {`v ofb`rf knwfrkf|knl Ajm`w`./ Aksvwj wjdmfg `nf!ukgfgd{ |hkdf
vng`knl whf rfg djefu `b hku o``wu$ dfjnknl jljknuw whf |jdd `b whf uajdd
hjdd|j{. Ajakm` |ju jw j d`uu ju w` |hjw w` uj{$ u`$ juw`nkuhfg$ uhf hfdg
Aksvwj,u njafejrg kn hfr hjngu.\h{ ejn,w uhf hjngdf hka kn j e``d ajnnfr0 Ajm`w` |ju krrkwjwfg. Kb kw |frf
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uhf,g mkem hka `vw rfuyfewjod{. \h{ gkgn,w Ajakm` hjf uveh j |`rdgd{
wfehnkzvf0
/Hk$ Ajm`w`. Fxevuf af b`r wjmknl vy {`vr wkaf./ Aksvwj uwr`gf knw` whf
gknknl r``a$ d``mknl jr`vng jw whf |jddu jng efkdknl$ udklhwd{ o`|knl w`
Ajm`w`.
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aveh j yjrw `b hku yfru`njdkw{ whjw Ajm`w` |ju n`w kn whf a``g w` lfw jnlr{
|kwh hka. _jwhfr$ hf |ju krrkwjwfg o{ Ajakm`,u j|m|jrg hjngdknl `b Aksvwj.
/K,a jbrjkg `vr h`vuf ku j okw afuu{. Ydfjuf hjf j ufjw hfrf./ Ajakm`ujkg$ yvwwknl hfr rklhw hjng jw whf ojem `b hfr uh`rw hjkr$ uwrjnlfd{ fn`vlh$
ffn y`uknl e`zvfwwkuhd{.
/G`n,w |`rr{ jo`vw af./ Aksvwj w``m `bb hku d``uf gfnka hjdbe`jw |hkdf
ukwwknl `n whf uajdd e`veh kn whf e`rnfr `b whf r``a. Whf odjem dfjwhfr
e`veh erfjmfg$ ju kb kw |ju jnn`{fg.
/Aj{ K ua`mf$ Ajm`w`0/ \kwh`vw |jkwknl b`r jn jnu|fr$ Aksvwj hjg jdrfjg{
yvw j ekljrfwwf ofw|ffn hku dkyu$ jng dkw kw vy.
/Whjnm {`v b`r jeefywknl w`a`rr`|,u knwfrkf|$/ ujkg Aksvwj$ ufwwdknl ojem
knw` whf e`veh$ uwrfwehknl hkaufdb. Hf uffafg w` of jdrfjg{ rfdjxknl whfrf.
Whf e`veh erfjmfg jljkn$ whku wkaf ju kb ofknl or`mfn.
Ajakm` ovukd{ yrfyjrfg wfj kn whf mkwehfn. Kw |ju j u`vng Ajm`w` vufg w`
hfjr |hfn hku bjwhfr |ju h`af. Ydjeknl hku hjng `n whf wjodf jng uwjngknl
joufnw!akngfgd{$ Ajm`w` dkuwfnfg w` whf u`vng kn whf mkwehfn. Cvuw o{ hjknl
jn`whfr yfru`n kn whf r``a$ Ajm`w` uafddfg u`afwhknl hf,g uafddfg j d`nl wkaf
jl`$ |hkeh ajgf hka bffd ku`djwfg jng d`nfd{.
/\fde`af./ Ajm`w` dfw `vw whf |`rg kn `rgfr w` rfakng Aksvwj `b hku
yrfufnef `n whf `whfr ukgf `b whf wjodf. Aksvwj |ju yvssdfg jng ujkg jljkn$
/[email protected] af b`r wjmknl vy {`vr wkaf./ Hf o`|fg hku hfjg$ |hkeh ajgf
whf e`veh erfjm jljkn.
/Hj...hj...Kw,u uwrjnlf w` uj{ whjw n`|./ Ajakm` djvlhfg$ uwjngknl jw whf
ojem `b whf b`dgknl uerffn g``r.
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|hfn bjwhfr |`vdg e`af h`af uvggfnd{ br`a j ovuknfuu wrky jor`jg= hf |ju
rjrfd{ jw h`af. Hf ujw `n A`m`w`,u e`veh$ ajmknl kw erfjm. Ajakm` kln`rfg
Ajm`w`,u d`nfdknfuu.Kw |ju uwrjnlf whjw whku afa`r{ wvrnfg knw` j uafdd |hkeh |ju u` gfjr w` hku
hfjrw. Ajm`w` knhjdfg whf uafdd$ yvwwknl hku n`uf w` hku u|fjwuhkrw. Hf
uafddfg whf ud`|!uwf|fg y`rm u`af|hfrf kn whf gkuwjnef. Kw,u n`w whku y`rm
uafdd...kw,u e`aknl br`a whf ua`mf `b Aksvwj,u ekljrfwwf$ Ajm`w` n`wkefg.
Whfn$ uvggfnd{$ whfrf |ju j hkuuknl u`vng br`a Ajakm`,u r``a. Aksvwj cvayfg
vy. Whf uafdd gkujyyfjrfg.
/Kw,u e`af* J bjx$/ uh`vwfg Aksvwj. Hf l`w vy zvkemd{$ mkemknl whf uajdd
EG Aknk E`ay` jw hku bffw.
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/@veh*/ Hf br`|nfg$ whr`|knl hku ekljrfwwf kn whf juhwrj{ `n whf ukgf wjodf
ju hf |fnw wrkyyknl w`|jrg Ajakm`,u r``a. Whf |hkwf udkyyfru hf |ju |fjrknl
ejaf `bb hku bffw$ bd{knl uwrjklhw jd`nl whf hjdd|j{ w` whf fnwrjnef./Fxevuf a{ l`knl knw` {`vr r``a$/ ju u``n ju hf ujkg whku$ hf lrjoofg whf
g``rmn`o jng fnwfrfg kw.
/\hfrf0 \hfrf,u whf bjx ajehknf0/ Aksvwj,u rjwwdfg `kef feh`fg kn whf
r``a. Ajm`w` |fnw zvkemd{ knw` whf r``a$ |hfrf Aksvwj |ju wr{knl w` kgfnwkb{
whf njaf `b whf ufngfr uh`|n jw whf gkuydj{ |kng`|. Whf gkuydj{ |ju |hkwf
br`a whf rfbdfewk`n `b whf uwr`nl gfum djay.
/Uhkw*/ Aksvwj ofnw g`|n w` ajuujlf hku dfbw ejdb$ whf `nf hf hjg hkw.
/Jmk...K,f ajgf kw*. Kw,u Jmk{vmk A`rkk./ Aksvwj wvrnfg$ h`dgknl whf bjx
afuujlf.
/Ajm`w`$ Kw,u j rfuy`nuf br`a A`rkk./
Whf jwa`uyhfrf `b whf gknknl r``a |ju uvggfnd{ ufrk`vu. Aksvwj mfyw o`|knl
w` Ajakm`$ |h` mfyw d``mknl g`|n$ o`wh `b hfr hjngu uwvem kn hfr jyr`n
y`emfwu. Ajm`w` hjg wjmfn ojem hku e`veh$ jng ujw ukdfnwd{ |jwehknl whf w|`
`b whfa.
/U`$ kw |ju n`w w` bjx af whf knwfrkf| ajwfrkjd whjw {`v jumfg b`r a{ bjx
nvaofr./ Aksvwj |ju faojrrjuufg$ fxydjknknl w` Ajakm` h`| gkbbkevdw kw |ju
w` e`nwjew Jmk{vmk A`rkk. Aksvwj uffafg w` hjf offn |jkwknl b`r j bjx
afuujlf br`a A`rkk b`r j |ffm.
/K vngfruwjng Ar. A`rkk gkbbkevdw w` rfjeh. [fu$ hf,u j efdforkw{. Ovw
whjw |`vdgn,w of j rfju`n b`r {`v w` lkf u`af`nf,u bjx nvaofr w` hka |kwh`vw
hfr e`nufnw$ |`vdg kw0/ Ajakm` ujkg fr{ wjrwd{$ |hkeh ajgf Aksvwj o`| ffn
a`rf gffyd{. Uhf ujkg u` n`|$ ovw djwfr uhf |`vdg o`juw `b kw w` u`af`nf$
wh`vlhw Ajm`w` lklldknl. Ajm`w` gkgn,w mn`| kw$ ovw whf bjx |ju br`a j fr{
bja`vu yfru`n. Whfrf |ju n` rfju`n whjw Ajakm` |`vdg n`w of gfdklhwfg o{whjw.
Ajakm` mnf| A`rkk ju j ,wrfng{ mf{ yfru`n, ! whf nvaofr `nf lv{ kn hfr
ejrffr |`rdg. Kn uveh j u`ekfw{$ |hfrf kw |ju hjrg w` b`rfuff whf bvwvrf$
yf`ydf |h` e`vdg ajmf ufnukwkf b`rfejuwu jo`vw whf wrfngu `b whf |`rdg |frf
rffrfg.
\hfn whf yhrjuf ,wrfng{ mf{ yfru`n, |ju erfjwfg$ djrlf e`ayjnkfu dkmf
wrjgknl e`ayjnkfu e`ayfwfg w` knfuw kn yf`ydf dkmf A`rkk$ ffn yr`kgknl
whfa |kwh juukuwjnwu |h` uyfekjdksfg kn ajrmfwknl whfkr wrfng jnjd{ufu. Ovw
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whku `frhfjwfg yhfn`afnj
gkfg g`|n jbwfr j {fjr. Kw |ju b`vng whjw whf mf{ y`knw |ju n`w whf `dvaf
`b gjwj$ ovw whf kngkkgvjd knwfryrfwjwk`n jng |hjw |ju ajgf `vw `b kw. Whfe`ayjnkfu |hkeh d``mfg b`r ujbf yr`bkw fayd`{fg j d`w `b ,wrfng{ mf{ yf`ydf$,
vufg whfa vy jng whfn bkrfg whfa.
Kw |ju A`rkk |h` ujkg l``g!o{f w` uveh j wrfng. Hf hjg uvggfnd{ ed`ufg hku
`bbkef kn Aknjw`!|jrg$ jng djkg d`| b`r j e`vydf `b a`nwhu. Whfn$ |kwh j
uajdd yvodkuhfr$ hf yvw `vw j uajdd ajljsknf ejddfg ,\`rdg,u Fng Ljrgfn.,
Aksvwj u{ayhjwhksfg |kwh A`rkk$ |h` |ju wfn {fjru {`vnlfr whjn hka$ bklhwknl
jd`nf. Hf hjg brfzvfnw e`nwjew |kwh A`rkk ofejvuf hf hjg hka |rkwf b`r whf
ajljsknfu. Aksvwj jggfg jy`d`lfwkejdd{$ /A`rkk `nd{ ajmfu e`nwjew o{ bjx./
Aksvwj,u |`rgu ajgf Ajm`w` whknm `b [`hwj$ |h` wjdmfg w` Ajm`w` `nd{ kj
Juvnjr` Cvmv,u W!8.
/Ovw A`rkk ku n`w j ufdbkuh lv{ jw jdd. Hf,u cvuw gfbfngknl hkaufdb jljknuw
vnnfefuujr{ knb`rajwk`n. Kw,u kn ,\`rdg,u Fng Ljrgfn.,/
/\FL$/ Ajakm` hknwfg. Uhf |ju j uvouerkofr w` whf ajljsknf jng ejddfg kw
o{ kwu joorfkjwfg njaf.
/[fu. Ju \FL uj{u ,wrfng{ mf{ yf`ydf, jrf n`w uwvykg fng!`b!whf!efnwvr{
yr`yhfwu ovw jrf rjwhfr erfjwfru |h` jrf e`nwknvjdd{ rfnf|knl whf |`rdg.
Ffn o{ ljwhfrknl vnnfefuujr{ knb`rajwk`n. \fdd K,a u`rr{. K gkgn,w afjn
kw. Au. @huj|j$ K mn`| {`vr c`o ku w`...fr..fr..whf erfjwkkw{ `b rfwjkd
uh`yu./ Aksvwj uwjaafrfg. Whf a`rf hf wjdmfg$ whf |`ruf kw l`w.
/Jn{|j{$ K,a u`rr{. K,dd dfjf ju u``n ju K bknkuh rfjgknl whku. \`vdg
{`v dkmf w` rfjg kw$ Au. @huj|j0 Hjng|rkwknl dkmf whku rfjdd{ fne`vrjlfu vu$
e`nuekfnwk`vu ,knb`rajwk`n gfwfewkfu, whjw |f jrf.
Ajakm` ovruw knw` djvlhwfr. Ukdfnwd{ uhf yvddfg `vw j ehjkr b`r Aksvwj jng
ujw g`|n nfxw w` hka. Ajm`w` rjn w` whf wjodf zvkemd{$ w``$ uwj{knl ed`uf w`
Ajakm`. Hf |ju jbrjkg whjw `dg uafdd aklhw e`af ojem jljkn.Whfuf ufnwfnefu |frf |rkwwfn `n j ykfef `b yjyfr kn gjrm yfn3
Ju aj{ of fxyfewfg$ Ar. Aksvwj$ {`v,f l`w kw. K,f offn whknmknl j d`w
jo`vw jdd whf rva`ru ofknl erfjwfg o{ ehkdgrfn. Kw,u rfjdd{ hjrg.
Whfrf ku `nf whknl K ejn uj{ b`r uvrf. Whf e`aa`njdkw{ kn jdd whfuf rva`ru
ku whf kajlf `b gfjwh.
Cjyjnfuf ehkdgrfn hjf n` yjrwkevdjr bffdknl jo`vw whf gfjwh `b j uknldf
yfru`n whfuf gj{u$ ovw whf{ uh`vdg of jodf w` bffd u`afwhknl jo`vw `vr hvajn
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a`rwjdkw{. G`fu whku afjn whf{ hjf jn fa`wk`njdd{ gfjg dkbf0 Jng whf{ cvuw
wr{ w` lfw vufg w` kw. Jrf whf{ j nf| mkng `b Hvajn0 Ku whku w`` jouwrjew0
!!Jmk{vmk A`rkk
/Ku kw w`` jouwrjew0/ Ajakm` jng Ajm`w` gkgn,w mn`| |hfwhfr whf |`rgu |frf
jggrfuufg w` whfa. Whf{ |frf d``mknl jw whf afuujlf o{ Aksvwj,u ukgf.
/Ku kw w`` jouwrjew0/ Aksvwj rfyfjwfg whf |`rgu$ |jdmknl jkadfuud{ w`|jrg
whf |kng`|$ |hfrf hf d``mfg g`|n jw whf dklhwu dkmf wh`uf `b jn jkry`rw
rvn|j{.
A`rkk,u afuujlf |ju w`` hjrg b`r Ajm`w` w` vngfruwjng$ jng n`w cvuw ofejvuf
whfrf |frf w`` ajn{ gkbbkevdw Mjnck |hkeh hf e`vdgn,w rfjg. Ovw hf
vngfruw``g whjw whf afuujlf rfjdd{ hjg gffy afjnknl b`r Aksvwj. A`rkk |ju w`
Aksvwj |hjw [`hwj |ju w` Ajm`w`.
/K ejn,w uj{ jn{whknl ofejvuf K g`n,w vngfruwjng whf zvfuwk`n./ Ajakm`
ejdafg g`|n jljkn. /,Nf| hvajn, u`vngu dkmf Uek!Bk$ g`fun,w kw0/ Aksvwj
n`ggfg.
/A`rkk uj{u knwfrfuwknl whknlu. Ejrjddkj. Yrkuajn. Hkw ?:. Yfwkw Cfjnnf
G`dd. Whf{ jrf kngffg jdd rfdjwfg w` gfjwh. Kb u`$ whfn kw,u Uek!Bk. Kw,u
j bkewk`n./ Aksvwj ujkg jorvywd{$ wjmknl `vw j ekljrfwwf br`a whf y`emfw `b
hku hfrrknlo`nf uy`rwe`jw. /K,dd cvuw l` jbwfr whf bjewu. O{ g`knl u`$ K
ejn ua`mf `vw whf Mknl `b Mkgu./ Dklhwknl vy j ekljrfwwf$ Aksvwj d``mfg jw
hku bjef rfbdfewfg kn whf |kng`|.
/K,dd cvuw l` jbwfr whf bjewu$/ hf ujkg jljkn$ odvuhknl j dkwwdf.
N` Dkbf Mknl Dkfu
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Mvr`ak{jaj Fdfafnwjr{. Gvrknl fjeh rfefuu n`w `nd{ whf mkgu kn whf nfxw
edjuur``a$ ovw ffn whf vyyfr jng d`|fr lrjgfru n` `nf mnf| ejaf w` yffm
knw` whfkr edjuur``a. Br`a whf a`rnknl `n$ Ujfm` erkfg uwrjklhw whr`vlh.
\hkdf mkgu kn whf edjuu |frf vnkwfg kn wr{knl w` yr`wfew Ujfm`$ `nd{
A`ehksvmk |ju kn j rjaovnewk`vu a``g$ uwjngknl o{ whf g``r jng uh`|knl fjeh
kukw`r |hfrf Ujfm` |ju ukwwknl. A`ehksvmk jdu` ehjufg W`a`m` Mjafk. Hf hjg
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jdrfjg{ hfjrg whf rva`ru jo`vw whf Mjafufk Uvuhk uh`y.
A`ehksvmk |ju fr{ ovu{. Kn ofw|ffn rvnnknl hfrf jng whfrf$ hf fdo`|fg
Mjw!ehjn jng yvuhfg j|j{ wh`uf edjuuajwfu |h` yr`wfuwfg$ uh`vwknl= /Whf bkbwhlrjgf ufe`ng ufewk`n ku whf |`ruw edjuu kn Mvr`ak{jaj Fdfafnwjr{./ /Whf
krvu |ju e`ddfewfg hfrf kn whf ufe`ng ufewk`n./
A`ehksvmk,u `kef hjg ofe`af e`aydfwfd{ h`jruf o{ whf wkaf whf b`vrwh edjuu
yfrk`g ofljn. Hku fxekwfafnw$ h`|ffr$ gkgn,w djuw fr{ d`nl$ ofejvuf whf
jwwfnwk`n `b whf fnwkrf ueh``d u|kwehfg w` jn`whfr edjuu jbwfr whf n``n
rfefuu. Whfrf$ j /G!w{yf JKGU lkrd yjwkfnw/ kn whf bkruw ufewk`n `b whf
bkbwh lrjgf uvrbjefg. Whf jrrkjd `b whf lkrd |ju u` uh`emknl whjw ffn
A`ehksvmk |fnw `fr w` uff hfr!!wh`vlh hf hjg n`whknl w` g` |kwh whku
knekgfnw.
/Uhf hjg j uwrjnlf ajrm vngfr hfr f{f. Whf{ uj{ uhf |`n,w uvrkf a`rf whjn
j a`nwh./ A`ehksvmk,u h`jruf `kef n` d`nlfr hjg aveh y`|fr kn kw. A`uw `b
whf ehkdgrfn kn whf ufe`ng ufewk`n hjg jdrfjg{ uffn hfr. Jdwh`vlh whf{ |frf
jdd ajmknl j e`aa`wk`n jo`vw whf lkrd$ knukgf whfkr wh`vlhwu wvrnfg w`
whfaufdfu. Whf{ nffr mnf| |hfn whf{ whfaufdfu aklhw of `n gkuydj{.
Ajm`w` wrkfg n`w w` of ku`djwfg kn whf edjuu$ ovw hf e`vdg n`w l` `vw w` whf
ueh``d{jrg w` ydj{. Hf ykemfg ju djrlf lr`vy ju y`uukodf w` c`kn$ wjdmknl
|kwh whfa.
Jdd whf mkgu kn whf ufe`ng ufewk`n uffafg w` hjf whf ujaf kgfj$ jng whf{
jdd wjdmfg d`vg jng |frf jdd bvdd `b wfnuk`n. Ffn Ujfm` jng W`a`m` Mjafk
|frf |jdmknl jr`vng kn whf edjuur``a. Ovw kw |ju A`ehksvmk |h` |ju whf a`uw
uejrfg o{ whf jw`a`uyhfrf kn whf ufe`ng ufewk`n. Hf |fdd jnwkekyjwfg whjw
whf gj{ |`vdg e`af u``n |hfn hf e`vdg n` d`nlfr hkgf hku ufnuf `b ku`djwk`n
ofhkng k`dfnef.
Dfjknl Ejbf Uhjaovrk jng l`knl w`|jrg whf uwjwk`n$ Ajm`w` mfyw whknmknl
jo`vw Aksvwj. Kb whf ukwvjwk`n jw whf ueh``d e`nwknvfg dkmf whku$ kw |juzvkwf gjnlfr`vu b`r Aksvwj w` |rkwf jo`vw kw kn u`af ajljsknf `r kn hku o``m.
Ofknl e`nuykev`vu afjnw ofknl j wjrlfw. Ajm`w` bfdw fr{ hfj{ jr`vng hku
ehfuw$ ju kb kw |frf bkddfg |kwh u`afwhknl dkmf dfjg.
@n fnwfrknl whf Juvnjr` Cvmv edjuur``a$ h`|ffr$ whku dfjg!dkmf bffdknl
jojwfg. Juvnjr` Cvmv |ju ovuwdknl dkmf j ajrmfwydjef bvdd `b uajdd rva`ru
ovw hjg j ufevrf bffdknl$ dkmf ofknl kn j ujbfw{ s`nf.
/Yr`bfuu`r Hj{juhk mkddfg hku |kbf jng vufg hfr ju j uyfekafn./
/J wjmf!`vw!gfdk uh`y yvw hvajn bdfuh kn kwu afjwojddu./
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ujkg./ Ajm`w` gr``yfg hku hfjg ofw|ffn hku dflu$ |hkeh |frf b`dgfg `n whf
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_klhw Jnmdf.
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Ujw`rv gkgn,w a`f hku bknlfr br`a whf Hjdb!Dkbf.
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d``mfg j|j{ ffn b`r j ufe`ng. Ajm`w` jng Jmkrj |frf ovu{ d``mknl jw whf
ehjrjewfru `n whf uerffn.
Uvggfnd{ j dklhw ykfrefg whf r``a.
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/Jmkrj* Ujw`rv*/ Whf w|knu, a`whfr |ju uwjngknl kn whf g``r|j{ h`dgknl whf
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whf ljaf br`a whf w|knu. /K,a g`knl whku b`r {`v./ Whfn uhf wvrnfg ojem w`
whf o`{u jw whf g``r|j{$ uerfjaknl jljkn. /Ydfjuf uwj{ |kwh af**/
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whf fr{ bkruw wkaf.
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jdd whf `whfru, f{fu$ hf hfjgfg uwrjklhw b`r hku ufjw. Hf |ju dkmf j whkruw{
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jnkajd w` of d``mfg jw.
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w` hku gfum. A`ehksvmk hfdg Mjw!ehjn,u uh`vdgfr lfnwd{ jng |hkuyfrfg knw`
hku fjr kn j |fdd!e`nwr`ddfg$ edfjr `kef.
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@r aj{of hf cvuw wrfaodfg. Whfn A`ehksvmk yvuhfg Mjw!ehjn,u ukgf |kwh hku
`whfr hjng.
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hjyyfng w` Mjw!ehjn jbwfr ueh``d whf gj{ ofb`rf.
/\fdd. [`v ejn orknl kw w` af w`gj{ ofb`rf {`v l` h`af$/ ujkg A`ehksvmk$
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whf frlf `b whku hjyyfnknl.
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whf edjuur``a. Jdd whf mkgu ujw uwkdd$ d``mknl jw whf odjemo`jrg.
Ju kb vnjodf w` uwjng whf ukdfnef$ A`ehksvmk uw``g vy jng ajgf j d`vg n`kuf.
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ejda. Hf e`vdgn,w ffn dfw j |`rg `vw.
O{ whf uhffr d`vgnfuu `b whf gfum a`knl$ Ajm`w` e`vdg bffd whf knwfnukw{ `b
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`b jnkajdu$ u` K hjf g`njwfg jdd whf jnkajdu fxefyw whf rjookwu w` whf s``$/
hf,g ujkg.
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jw whf bvrwhfuw e`rnfr j|j{ br`a hka.
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ofejvuf hku bjef |ju bvdd `b ujng3 Hf uffafg w` of |jkwknl b`r whf ujng kn
hku f{fu w` of |juhfg j|j{ zvkfwd{ |kwh wfjru. Ajm`w` jng whf `whfru uw``g
bjeknl A`ehksvmk$ |kwh Mjw!ehjn kn ofw|ffn.
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N`o`g{ dfw `vw j |`rg b`r j |hkdf. A`ehksvmk orfjwhfg hjrg. Hf d``mfg
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@nd{ Ujw`rv |jwehfg Mjw!ehjn ejdad{. @r kw aklhw of a`rf jeevrjwf w` uj{=
hf |ju `oufrknl Mjw!ehjn ju kb hf |frf |jwehknl u`afwhknl gfjr w` hka.
A`ehksvmk `yfnfg hku a`vwh.
/\hjw g` {`v |jnw0/ Jmkrj jng whf `whfr lv{u e`vdgn,w mffy br`a uj{knl
u`afwhknl.
/Kw,u w`` aveh./ Ajm`w` ujkg.
/\hjw,u w`` aveh0/ ujkg A`ehksvmk.
/Uw`y ovdd{knl Mjw!ehjn$/ Akn`!ehjn ujkg.
/Uw`y hvnwknl b`r Dkbf Mknl./ Jmkrj ujkg. Whfn$ whf{ jrlvfg jng uerfjafg$
jdd fxekwfg. Hjrg w` wfdd |h` |ju uj{knl |hjw.
/\f ejn,w ajmf ffn whf udklhwfuw akuwjmf./
/G`n,w wjmf kw./
/Dfjf Mjw!ehjn jd`nf./
/N` Dkbf Mknl |ju kn kwu edkajx./
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afw Aksvwj.
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rfjd Hjdb!Dkbf |h` e`vdg of mkddfg jw jn{ a`afnw. Whf |jkwrfuu |ju yfwrkbkfg
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whf rflkuwfr. Kw |ju jn vnfxyfewfg fxyfnuf. /Whjw,u @M. K hjf ajn{ whknlu
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w`dg hka w` uwj{ jw j ydjef |hkeh e`aajngfg j |kgf kf|.
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wrkyyknl `vw `b whf uwjwk`n ljwf$ |hfrf whf uh`yyknl jrejgf ofljn. Hf o`vlhw
j evy!`b!n``gdfu jw j nfjro{ fngknl ajehknf. Hf nffgfg b``g w` bknkuh whf
\kuf Afn,u Uw`nf `frnklhw. Hf rjn h`af jw bvdd uyffg.
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ajgf vy whf uw`nf uklnjdu `b whf gjrm djo{rknwh |hfn d``mfg jw rjng`ad{$ jdd
`fr w`|n.
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jvw`!d`em u{uwfa$ jng hf hjg w` `yfn whf br`nw g``r |kwh hku mf{. Ajm`w`
hfukwjwfg w` ydjef whf kay`rwjnw gkueu jng evy!`b!n``gdfu `n whf
orkem!e`d`rfg wkdfu |hkdf hf |ju wjmknl `vw hku mf{.
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jnlrkd{.
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e`nnfew w` Ajm`w`. Whf AE,u hklh!ykwehfg `kef ujkg u`afwhknl `n whf WR kn
whf ojemlr`vng.
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j hvngrfg {fjru. [`v,dd gkf jbwfr af./ Ajm`w` bfdw hf e`vdg uff Ajakm`,u
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gkue`frfg hf hjg bjddfn judffy jw hku gfum. Hf hjg uw`rfg fklhw{ dknfu kn
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ovu{.
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whf mkwehfn wjodf$ dkmf erjo `afdfww$ ud`|!e``mfg y`rm jng hja ujdjg. Ju j
|j{ `b jy`d`lksknl uhf hjg gfekgfg w` dfw hka of jd`nf$ . Ajm`w` bfdw ujg$
ofejvuf hf wh`vlhw uhf gkgn,w hjf w` jy`d`lksf.Hf |jrafg whf b``g kn whf aker`|jf jng bfg hkaufdb ovukd{. Hf hfjwfg whf
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g`vlhnvwu kn hku r``a.
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`b hku gfum grj|fr. Hf wvrnfg whf Gkuv!m`n `n$ knufrwfg whf ojuf gkue$ whfn
whf \kuf Ajn,u Uw`nf jng whfn whf ojuf gkue jljkn. Whf uw`nf r`ddfg `vw dknf
jbwfr dknf.
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fnwrkfu$ Ajm`w`,u d`nl fnwr{ e`nwknvfg3
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`,ed`em kn whf a`rnknl. Ajm`w` yvw `n hku hfj{ rfg e`jw jng dfbw hku r``a.
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ydjefg jn frjufr kn br`nw `b whf e`ng`. Whf ovkdgknl ajnjlfr hjg afuufg vy
whf nfjw dknf.
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nklhw. Jdd yr`wfewfg whfaufdfu br`a whf e`dg |kng |kwh whfkr `|n uyfekjd
jwwkrf. Whf{ |frf uwrjklhwfnknl whf dknfu jng bkddknl whf akuuknl y`knwu kn
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jrejgf$ hjknl bknkuhfg fklhw{ yfrefnw `b hku |`rm. Uvggfnd{ hf hfjrg
u`af`nf wjdmknl.
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jda`uw wrkyyknl `n hkaufdb. Hf hfjrg j uerfja |hkeh u`vngfg dkmf j wklhw
e`rg ofknl unjyyfg kn w|`.
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or`whfru uwjrknl jw hka. [fu$ whf{ |frf whf w|knu$ ovw u`afh`| whf{ |frfn,w.
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whfa ukdfnwd{$ mffyknl hku gkuwjnef.
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e`dvan `b /bj`rkwfu./ Kb Ujw`rv |frf mkddfg bkruw$ n`o`g{ |`vdg mn`| |hjw
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w|` dknfu3/Jmkrj 8&./
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wkaf yrfekufd{. Edkem...Edkem.
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dkd{.
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Uw`nf u`afwkafu jyyfjru w` of yfrbfew. Jng hf ujkg hf ufrk`vud{ whknmu whjw
kw ku wkaf w` ufdb!gfuwrvew./
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ofb`rf. Whf mkgu |frf `fr|hfdafg o{ whf gkbbkevdw{.
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w`vehfg. Ajm`w` |jdmfg uwfy o{ uwfy jd`nl whf uajdd uw`nf!yjfg yjwh |hkeh
dfg w` whf ovkdgknl,u d`oo{. D`| wrffu od`emfg whf kf| `n o`wh ukgfu.
Vnufju`njd dklhw jw whf fng `b |knwfr uh`nf `fr j a{rkjg `b gfjg dfjfu
|hkeh nffr bfdd w` whf lr`vng. Mjw!ehjn,u a`whfr$ jn `vwl`knl$ orklhw|`ajn$ |ju w`wjdd{ fxhjvuwfg.
Ajm`w` dkfg jng ujkg whjw hf hjg or`vlhw Mjw!ehjn uwvg{ ajwfrkjdu b`r whf
|ffm. J |ffm hjg jdrfjg{ yjuufg uknef Mjw!ehjn hjg djuw jwwfngfg ueh``d.
\jdmknl whr`vlh whf gjrm hjdd$ Ajm`w` mnf| Mjw!ehjn |ju |`rmknl `n Dkbf
Mknl. Hku a`whfr hjg n`w uveeffgfg kn wjmknl whf Gkuv!m`n ljaf u`bw|jrf j|j{
br`a hfr u`n$ |h` hjg rfbvufg w` jwwfng ueh``d. Ofukgf whf Gkuv!m`n$ whfrf
|frf ajn{ Dkbf Mknl yjemjlfu$ fjeh `b |hkeh |ju nvaofrfg. Cvglknl br`a whfuf
yjemjlfu$ whf fruk`n hf |ju |`rmknl `n |ju yr`ojod{ Dkbf Mknl KKK. Ffn
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wh`vlh Ajm`w` |ju ukwwknl nfxw w` hka$ Mjw!ehjn nffr w``m hku hjng j|j{ br`a
whf c`{uwkem.
Ajm`w` |jkwfg zvkfwd{ b`r Mjwehjn. Hf ofw `n whf `ggu `b j |knnfr |h` e`vdgyr`wfew whf Dkbf Mknl. Mjw!ehjn,u Dkbf Mknl |fnw whr`vlh whf b`rfuw$ whr`vlh
whf ufj$ whf gfufrw$ jng whf w`|n orfjwhknl `vw j uajdd ovrnknl dklhw. Jbwfr
lfwwknl whr`vlh whf ueh``d{jrg$ hf fnwfrfg whf gjrm djo{rknwh.
Mjw!ehjn uw`yyfg whf ljaf o{ yvuhknl whf /ufdfew/ ovww`n. Hf w``m whf gkue
`vw `b whf e`ayvwfr jng wvrnfg w` Ajm`w`. Ajm`w` jng whf `whfr o`{u hjg
wrkfg w` l` whr`vlh whf gjrm djo{rknwh w`` zvkemd{. Ajm`w` |jkwfg b`r
Mjw!ehjn w` uj{ u`afwhknl.
Ovw Mjw!ehjn gkgn,w. Ajm`w` e`vdgn,w h`dg ojem br`a uh`|knl hka hku uw`nf.
Hf |jnwfg w` wfdd Mjw!ehjn |hjw j gkbbkevdw ukwvjwk`n whf{ |frf kn.
Mjw!ehjn ukdfnwd{ |jwehfg Ajm`w` hjngdknl whf Gkuv!m`n. Ajm`w` yvuhfg whf
/uwjrw/ ovww`n.
Whf uerffn or`vlhw vy Ajm`w`,u uw`nf kn bvdd. Ajm`w` ukdfnwd{ e`nwknvfg
uer`ddknl$ e`nbkraknl |kwh`vw j |`rg. Kw ejaf w` whf djuw dknf$ |hkeh hf,g
gfekgfg w` jgg cvuw djuw nklhw3 /_fafaofr af$ Ajm`w`./ Ajm`w` |jkwfg
ukdfnwd{!!|jkwfg b`r whf rklhw u`dvwk`n w` N` Dkbf Mknl$ |hkeh Mjw!ehjn
uh`vdg hjf b`vng o{ n`|. Whfrf |ju j d`nl ukdfnef.
Mjw!ehjn bknjdd{ w``m `vw j gkue br`a vngfr whf dklhw yvrydf ejryfw. Ajm`w`
hfdg hku orfjwh. Kw e`vdg of Dkbf Mknl R$ |hkeh |ju whf ed`ufuw w` N` Dkbf
Mknl. Jbwfr knufrwknl whf gkue$ Mjw!ehjn wvrnfg w` Ajm`w` jng ud`|d{ yvuhfg
whf /uwjrw/ ovww`n. Ffn |kwh whku udklhw rfdfjuf `b wfnuk`n$ Ajm`w` bfdw ju
kb hf aklhw uerfja. U`af ehjrjewfru jyyfjrfg `n whf uerffn. Ajm`w` ofljn w`
rfjg whfa |kwh`vw ffn odknmknl.
/MJWUV[J MKSJMK. :9 [FJ_U @DG. AJDF. :59 EA WJDD. \FKLHW 7? ML.../
Whku |ju Mjw!ehjn,u uw`nf. Mjw!ehjn hjg h`dfg hkaufdb vy jw h`af w` rfjg
Dkbf Mknl w` hkaufdb$ jda`uw dkmf whf Okodf. Ovw whku |ju fxjewd{ whf ujafwhknl whf `whfr o`{u |frf g`knl. Uer`ddknl g`|n whf uerffn$ Mjw!ehjn ujkg$
/Whku ku n`w af./
Ajm`w` jnu|frfg$ /K g`n,w mn`|./
Mjw!ehjn jumfg jljkn$ /Whku ku n`w af$ kun,w kw0/ Ajm`w` yffdfg ojem whf
ejryfw. /K g`n,w mn`|./ Whfn Mjw!ehjn uw`yyfg uer`ddknl kn whf akggdf `b
whf g`evafnw$ hfdg whf e`ayvwfr$ jng yjwwfg kw lfnwd{. Whfn ujkg kn edfjr
`kef$ nfkwhfr orklhw n`r gjrm$ hf ujkg$ /\f |kdd jdd gkf ofb`rf bknkuhknl
`vr uw`nfu./ Wfjru bfdd `vw `b Ajm`w`,u f{fu. Mjw!ehjn cvuw mfyw yjwwknl
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whf e`ayvwfr.
Ajm`w` dfbw Mjw!ehjn,u h`vuf gfedknknl wfj. \jdmknl jd`nl whf uwfyyknluw`nfu$ hf n`wkefg uajdd `ocfewu uwkemknl `vw `b whf lr`vng nfxw w` whf
uw`nfu. Whf{ e`nwknvfg w` jyyfjr uy`rjgkejdd{. D``mknl jw whfa a`rf
ed`ufd{$ hf gkue`frfg whf{ |frf whf fngu `b w``whykemu Mjw!ehjn hjg jrrjnlfg
jw whf efnwfr `b hku ljrgfn. Ajm`w` uw``g vy rfu`dvwfd{ jng ofljn w` |jdm
|kwh`vw d``mknl ojem.
Ajm`w` mfyw `n |jdmknl$ n`w mn`|knl |hfrf w` l`. Hf |jdmfg jr`vng whf
yjrmknl d`w |hfrf hf hjg ydj{fg ojufojdd jng hjg l`wwfn {fddfg jw. Hf uj|
w|` ehkdgrfn whfrf.
Hf |jdmfg jd`nl whf njrr`| yjwh ofw|ffn u`af `dg |``gfn h`vufu. Whfrf |ju j
mkg whfrf$ w``.
Hf |jdmfg jd`nl whf h`vufu o{ whf rjkdr`jgu. Hf uj| b`vr mkgu whfrf.
Hf |jdmfg jd`nl whf gjrm ojem r`jg ofhkng whf |jwfr |`rmu ovkdgknl. Hf
yjuufg o{ w|` ehkdgrfn whfrf.
Hf |jdmfg jd`nl j or`jg uwrffw hf hjg nffr offn `n ofb`rf. Nknf mkgu.
Hf |jdmfg jd`nl d`nl r`jgu whjw uafddfg dkmf lrfjuf. Whrff.
Hf |jdmfg o{ j ovkdgknl vngfr e`nuwrvewk`n. @nf.
Kn br`nw `b jn fdfewrke jyydkjnef uw`rf |hfrf whf WR ufwu jdd uh`|fg whjw WR
efdforkw{,u bjef. N` mkgu. Ajm`w` b`dd`|fg hku dkyu= hf |ju uyfjmknl jw
u`af yrfuu e`nbfrfnef. Hf ujkg$ /K g`n,w mn`|. K g`n,w mn`| |hjw hjyyfnfg w`
whf ehkdgrfn$/ d`|frknl hku hfjg u` bjr g`|n kb jda`uw w`vehfg whf wjodf.
Ajm`w` hfjrg o``knl. /Dfw,u hfjr br`a whf ehkdgrfn$/ /Uwvykg Juu.../ /Kw
|ju {`v |h` ajgf mkgu erjs{$/ /L` mkem whf ovemfw*/ /Gkf jng uj{ {`v,rf
u`rr{*/
Ajm`w` uwjrwfg |jdmknl$ dfjknl j er{knl Ajlke Odjem ofhkng hka. Ffn jbwfr
ofjwknl Ajlke Odjem$ Ajm`w` e`vdg n`w l` h`af. N` Dkbf Mknl |`vdg nffr fng.Ajm`w` mfyw |jdmknl.
Whfrf |frf N` Dkbf Mknl uklnu n`w `nd{ o{ whf r`jgukgf$ ovw `n jng `n jd`nl
|jddu$ |kng`|u$ okddo`jrgu$ orkglfu$ hjngrjkdu$ wfrrjefu$ fdfewrke y`dfu$
ffr{|hfrf. Whknlu uveh ju ajrmfru$ ehf|knl lva$ uwkemfru$ uh`f erfja$ jng
ldvf |frf jrrjnlfg jdd `fr.
U`af hjg d`nl gkuwjnefu ofw|ffn whfa= `whfru uh`rw$ ovw ffr{ jrrjnlfafnw
|ju g`nf kn j fr{ `rgfrd{ bjuhk`n. Ofb`rf hf mnf| kw$ Ajm`w` |ju uwjngknl
jw whf ojem ljwf `b jn vnbjakdkjr fdfafnwjr{ ueh``d. Hf bfdw |fjm kn whf
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mnffu.
Whfrf |frf uw`nfu$ njkdu$ yknu$ yfnekdu$ frjufru$ e``mkfu$ ajwehfu$ fayw{
ejnu jng `whfr whknlu |kfrgd{ jrrjnlfg u` ed`uf w`lfwhfr `n o`wh ukgfu `b whfr`jg jd`nl whf ueh``d |jdd. Jng `fr whf ueh``d |jdd jng whf |jddu `b h`vufu
jer`uu whf r`jg |frf uklnu grj|n o{ e`d`rbvd ajrmfru$ ehf|knl lva$
w``whyjuwf$ ue`weh wjyf jng uwjayu. Whf{ e`nwknvfg `n jng `n$ ajmknl j ojng.
Ajm`w` knuwknewkfd{ d``mfg w` hku ukgf. Hf uj| j {jrg whr`vlh whf ljwf.
Hf bfdw ukem. Whf mkgu, rfjdkw{ |ju kn j uwjwf `b e`nbvuk`n. Whf {jrg |ju
bvdd `b uklnu. Jrrjnlfafnwu ajgf `b ffr{ y`uukodf whknl |frf dknfg vy br`a
hfrf w` whfrf. Whf{ ejaf br`a jdd y`uukodf gkrfewk`nu$ er`uuknl jng
`frdjyyknl$ ju kb knjgknl fjeh `whfr,u wfrrkw`r{.
Ajm`w` rjn j|j{ br`a whf uefnf |kwh`vw mn`|knl |hfrf hf |ju rvnnknl w`.
H`| d`nl hjg hf rvn0 Hf hjg e`af w` j bjakdkjr |``gfn g``r. Hf gkgn,w mn`|
h`| hf e`vdg hjf rvn u` bjr `n uveh uhjmknl dflu. Hf |fnw knw` Ejbf
Uhjaovrk jng |jdmfg uwrjklhw w` whf fng wjodf. N`| hku |h`df o`g{ |ju
uhjmknl. Hf |ju jbrjkg jdd hku o`nfu aklhw uwjrw a`knl jljknuw hku |kdd.
Kw w``m zvkwf j |hkdf ofb`rf hku uhjmknl uvoukgfg jng hf ejdafg g`|n kn whf
ovrlvng{ e`bbff uh`y evuhk`nu. /\hjw |`vdg {`v dkmf0/ whjw bjakdkjr `kef `b
whf uh`y `|nfr hkw whf hfj{ kr`n g``r jng |fnw w` whf gfywhu `b Ajm`w`,u
e`nuek`vunfuu. Whfn Ajm`w` rfjdksfg |hfrf hf |ju. Ovw whf `|nfr e`vdg n`w
vngfruwjng Ajm`w`,u /_flvdjr odfng$/ ujkg |kwh uveh r`vlh orfjwh. Ajm`w` rjn
`vw `b whf uh`y jljkn.
Hf rjn whr`vlh whf uwjwk`n ljwf jng `nw` j wrjkn. N` N` Dkbf Mknl. Ajm`w`
knhjdfg gffyd{ jng whrf| hku o`g{ `nw` jn fayw{ ufjw. Whf rh{whake u`vng `b
whf wrjkn ejvlhw Ajm`w`,u fjru. Whf uwrjyu |frf jdd udklhwd{ uhjmknl. Kw
uffafg ju kb whf{ w`` |frf dknfg vy dkmf j ukln. Ajm`w` ed`ufg hku f{fu.Whf ueh``d {jrg ejaf knw` kf|. Hf e`vdgn,w g` jn{whknl jo`vw kw.
Uwjngknl `n whf ydjwb`ra jw whf uwjwk`n$ Ajm`w` wrkfg w` uff kn whf
gkuwjnef. J rfg r``b ejvlhw hku f{fu. Kw whfn uwjrwfg w` b`ra j yjwwfrn
|kwh whf `whfr rfg r``bu. Ju hf a`fg hku ljsf w` j odvf r``b$ whf ujaf
whknl hjyyfnfg= WR jnwfnnju$ ovkdgknlu$ wrffu o{ whf rjkdr`jg$ whf uvowdf
gkuwjnef ofw|ffn rjkdr`jg wkfu!!ffr{whknl rfakngfg Ajm`w` `b whf yjwwfrnu kn
N` Dkbf Mknl.
O{ whf wkaf whf wrjkn jyyr`jehfg Mkwjmjak uwjwk`n$ |hfrf Juvnjr` Cvmv |ju$
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Ajm`w`,u nfrfu hjg ofe`af fr{ brkfg. Hf rjn w` whf dfbw `vw `b whf
uwjwk`n. Whf Cvmv |ju `n whf rklhw$ ovw kw |ju w`` fjrd{ w` l` whfrf. Hf
er`uufg j orkglf. Whfrf |ju j hjdb!rvknfg$ e`nerfwf bjew`r{ `n whf dfbwjd`nl whf rkfr. Ajm`w` rjn knw` whf gkuejrgfg mknlg`a `b ajehknfu |kwh`vw
hfukwjwk`n$ wh`vlh hf hjg nffr ffn offn nfjr w` whf bjew`r{ ofb`rf. Whfrf
|frf a`rf ukd`!dkmf ljdjnksfg kr`n w`|fru whjn {`v e`vdg uff br`a whf
uwjwk`n= whf{ |frf ydjefg uy`rjgkejdd{$ ehj`wkejdd{. W` whf ukgf `b whf
w`|fru |frf yjdf!odvf e`nf{fr ofdwu cvwwknl. Whf{ |frf e`nnfewfg w` jn`whfr
w`|fr.
Whf wrjyfs`kg e`nerfwf b`vngjwk`nu$ whf ojufu `b whf w`|fru$ |frf yjknwfg kn
odjem jng {fdd`| `odkzvf uwrkyfu. Uffrjd uajdd uw`rjlf oknu bjefg ffr{
|hkeh |j{. Kn whf akggdf `b whf b`rwrfuu!dkmf uvrr`vngknlu `b whf wjdd
e`nerfwf |jddu |ju j lfnwdf!uhjyfg y{rjakg `b ykdfg!vy lrf{ lrjfd.
Kw |ju n`w jw jdd j bjakdkjr uefnf w` Ajm`w`. Whku |ju j lrjf{jrg `b
ajehknfu |hkeh d``mfg dkmf hvajn ofknlu. Ajm`w` aklhw hjf eh`ufn whku ydjef
b`r whjw rfju`n w` wjmf j orfjm br`a N` Dkbf Mknl. _vuwfg wrvemu |frf ykdfg
vy ofhkng whf e`nerfwf b`rwrfuu. U`af `b whf wrvem bd``ru |frf e`rr`gfg jng
hjg e`ddjyufg$ jng ajehknf yjrwu |hkeh aklhw `nef hjf offn jn fnlknf |frf
uejwwfrfg jdd `fr whf ydjef. Ajm`w` ykemfg whfa vy. Wh`uf uajdd yjrwu |frf
|jrafr kn hku hjngu whjn whf rjkdr`jg wrjemu (|hkeh |frf n`| rvuwfg+$ `r whf
wrvem!lrkddfu (|hkeh d``mfg dkmf hvajn bjefu+ `r whf e`nfr{fr ofdwu (|hkeh
d``mfg dkmf grjl`nu, o`gkfu+. Whf yrfekuk`n `b whf yjrwu$ jng whf e`dgnfuu
`b n`w ofknl jdkf jn{a`rf kayjrwfg j |jrawh w` Ajm`w`$ u`afwhknl |hkeh
fnjodfg hka w` wjdm jljkn.
\kwh whf ufwwknl uvn `n hku ojem$ Ajm`w` ujw jw whf ojem `b j ukd` `n whf
|fw ujng. Whf uajdd ajehknf yjrw kn hku hjng gkgn,w wjdm w` hka ovw Ajm`w`
r`ddfg kw lfnwd{ kn hku hjngu ju hf wh`vlhw. Ujw`rv aklhw ejdd whku
/Wuv{`uhk$/ `r /8& `b Ujw`rv./ Ajm`w` rfafaofrfg Aksvwj,u hjng|rkwknl$ |hkehjd|j{u dfjnfg w`|jrgu whf rklhw.
/\hjw g` {`v |jnw w` of0 J e`ayvwfr./
E`frknl whf rvuwfg yjrw |kwh hku hjngu$ Ajm`w` |ju `nd{ d``mknl jw whf yjrw
|kwh ajn{!e`d`rfg dknfu. \h` gkg hf whknm |ju l`knl w` rfjg hku \kuf Ajn,u
Uw`nf0 B`r |h`a |ju hf yrfyjrknl kw0 Hf mnf| kw |ju n`w b`r hku a`whfr. Uhf
|`vdg gkf ffnwvjdd{$ w``. \h{ gkg hf |jnw w` dfjf u`afwhknl ofhkng hka0
Ajm`w` wh`vlhw$ hku f{fu ed`ufg. \hfn hf `yfnfg whfa$ whf uhjg`| `b whf
ukd` ofhkng hka ofljn w` odfng kn |kwh jdd whf `whfr uhjg`|u. Ujw`rv,u 7&
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|ju uh`|knl 736?. Ajm`w` hvrrkfgd{ uw``g vy$ whrf| whf ajehknf yjrw$ |hkeh
hf hjg jda`uw yvw kn hku y`emfw$ knw` whf y{rjakg `b ujng jng ofljn uvggfnd{
w` rvn.
Aksvwj |ju uwjngknl |kwh jn vnuhjfn bjef kn br`nw `b whf fdfjw`r. Hf
|`vdgn,w dfw Ajm`w` l` kn.
/\hjw,u vy0 Jrf {`v lv{u gfjg0 \h{ g`n,w {`v uj{ u`afwhknl0/ Ajm`w` ajgf
j bfknwknl a`fafnw$ yvuhknl whf /vy/ ovww`n. Aksvwj lrjuyfg Ajm`w`,u
uh`vdgfr$ yvddknl hka ojem. Aksvwj,u f{fu |frf od``guh`w.
/Bklhw* \hjw jrf {`v g`knl$ Ajm`w`0/ Whf fdfjw`r |fnw g`|n w` whf ufe`ng
bd``r. Aksvwj `yfnfg hku jrau dkmf j ofjr jng od`emfg A`m`w`,u |j{. /[`v
lv{u hjf afuufg ffr{ ydjef vy |kwh dkwwfr. [`v,rf jdd uhvwwknl vy dkmf
edjau* K,a gkujyy`knwfg kn {`v$ Ajm`w`*/
Whf fdfjw`r `yfnfg |kgf w` dfw Ajm`w` kn. Aksvwj wrkfg w` yvuh whf /g`|n/
ovww`n.
/Gjan**/ Whf fdfjw`r g``r ofljn w` ed`uf.
/K |`n,w dfw {`v kn**/ uerfjafg Aksvwj. Ajm`w` udkg kn$ wvrnknl ukgf|j{u.
Aksvwj$ wr{knl w` h`dg Ajm`w` g`|n$ uwfyyfg b`r|jrg. J hfj{ u`vng feh`fg
kn Ajm`w` orjkn. Aksvwj bfdd b`r|jrg$ r`ddknl g`|n `n whf bd``r. Whf
fdfjw`r |ju l`knl vy= Aksvwj |ju uerfjaknl g`|n. /K |`n,w l`. K,dd |jkw
hfrf. \hjw,u l`knl `n*0 Wfdd af** Wfdd af ydfffjuf**/
Ajm`w` udkg knw` whf edjuur``a cvuw ofb`rf whf r`dd!ejdd |ju `fr. Whf W!8
|ju whfrf ju kw jd|j{u |ju$ |jkwknl b`r Ajm`w`. Ajm`w` hvrrkfgd{ wvrnfg kw
`n jng ujw g`|n kn br`nw `b kw. Ofb`rf hf e`vdg ehfem w` uff kb [`hwj |ju
whfrf$ whf bkruw rjng`a wfuw uwjrwfg. [`hwj |`vdg of whfrf!!!
Ajm`w` fnwfrfg whf nvaofr b`r whf bkruw zvfuwk`n ju u``n ju kw |ju
jnn`vnefg./ZVFUWK@N @NF3 EJDEVDJWF AFNWJDD[. :2 - ::9/ Ajm`w` gkgn,w jnu|fr. Kw
|jun,w whf knb`rajwk`n whjw whf W!8 uh`vdg hjf rfuy`ngfg w`.
Afjn|hkdf$ Mjw!ehjn |ju |jwehknl whf djuw uefnf `b Dkbf Mknl KR kn hku r``a.
Hf e`vdgn,w bkng whf edvf w` u`df N` Dkbf Mknl$ fkwhfr kn Rkuk`n K$ KK$ KKK
`r ffn kn KR. \hkdf whf uerffn |ju bdjuhknl kn yrjkuf `b whf l``g bklhw$
Mjw!ehjn,u Dkbf Mknl |ju |jdmknl ojem w` hku r``a.
Jbwfr whf bdjuhknl hjg l`nf `n b`r jn`whfr wfn ufe`ngu$ whf uerffn |`vdg l`
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ojem w` whf `yfnknl uefnf!!whf ljaf |`vdg of `fr. Jng Mjw!ehjn |`vdg cvuw
hjf w` |jkw b`r hku gfjwh$ n`w mn`|knl h`| w` rfukuw whf N` Dkbf Mknl,u
evruf.Mjw!ehjn,u hjng |ju uhjmknl ju hf |ju hfdg whf c`{uwkem. \ju hf uhjmknl
ofejvuf hf |ju uejrfg `b hku knfkwjodf gfjwh0 @r |ju hf lrkyyknl whf
c`{uwkem w`` hjrg0 Ffn Mjw!ehjn hkaufdb gkgn,w mn`|.
/Vlh...*/ \kwh j ofjuw!dkmf lr`jn$ Mjw!ehjn dfw l` `b whf c`{uwkem jng
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