nipun dhingra | may 31 2015

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Page 1: Nipun Dhingra | May 31 2015

Author’s note:This presentation was supposed to be released on 31st May.

But all good things take time. Just like this being.

For the first time, we ran a competition to allow other B-inhabitants to send in entries. The selected ones have been displayed here under “fan entry”

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NIPUN DHINGRAnot the hero we deserved, but the one that we needed

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Outlier truth

There comes a time in history when something or someone disrupts the status quo

did that to

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and

has done that to

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Personal Information

facebook

Nipun Dhingra – A quick glance (Oh Please… I’m an eyecandy)

Wall Photos Flair Boxes Nipun Dhingra Logout

View photos of Nipun (100000005)

Send Nipun a message

Poke Nipun (at your own risk)

Wall Info Photos Boxes

Basic Information

Information

Networks:Jlo fan club, Sexy onlyPolitical:Jlo for PresidentHometown:Will you take me to your hometown

Photos

Networks: Jlo fan club, Sexy only, Classified for the well-dressedSex: MaleAge: 27, But I feel up 16Nationality: I want to be in a KuwaitiRelationship Status: Oh Please!! This is so BIPolitical Views: JLo for PresidentReligious Views: Aaye haaye Mata aa gayi!

Profession: Data analyst, Integration specialist, wannabe engineer

Technical skills: Mixer ‘Grinder’ expertWardrobe essentials: 1. Chochon waali blouse

2. Vishwas certified high waist crotch hugging pants 3. Fcuk Negi-eau de toilette (It has a natural woody essence!!!) 4. Torch-Lite (For those dark nights)

Favorite TV Shows: Sex and the City, Gossip Girls, Victoria’s Secret

Favorite Music: Waiting for tonight

My duckfaces

Updated 5 seconds ago

1000 Albums

Random photos with hot girls

Updated 1 day ago

Contact Information

Address: I am a global citizen!

Number: (+69) 69696969

Fan Entry

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The patriotism-culture matrix

Patriotic

Unpatriotic

Desi Firangalso known as the B.I quadrant

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Best Friends Forever(yone)

Standard human measure

I have so many friends & V****** loves me too. Life is perfect!

No one loves me. I hate everyone

I just met 250 people & its crazy but they all are my best friends, some will call me maybe

Nitish, how can you change your socks without letting me know?You were my only best friend. And now you betray me thus?

Nipun’s chart

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Self(ie) Obsessed

Number of selfies per day

GlobalAverage

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Dance and Drama

Nipun has three great talents:

1. Dance

2. Being dramatic

3. Dramatic Dancing

DanceDrama

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Qoochy Qoochy Qoooute

Fan Entry

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(some more)Qoochy Qoochy Qoooute

Fan Entry

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(and more)Qoochy Qoochy Qoooute

Fan Entry

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J-Lo(ve) – The line up of the biggest fans

Every 3rd Indian who has heard of football

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Nipavatars

How do some girls not have it in them!!!

Bootylicious Beyonce

Haaye Haaye!! Pata hai who

motan aaj kya pehenkar aayi thi!!

The next-door kitty party aunty

The colorful Indian

South Delhi and Bombay are the only inhabitable

places in the country!

Fan Entry

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Excerpts from Nipun’s resume

1/400 to successfully carry off a pair of lemon green loafers, IIMB, 2015

Certified highest number of best friends per square inch, Life, 1999-2015

Certificate of merit for most Britannia fruitcakes consumed, IIMB, 2014

Responsible for changing the mindset of 100+ souls, India, 1999-2015

Awarded best entertainer by A-mid, D-top, J-mid, L-top, 3rd base, IIMB, 2015

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Ingredients to a successful IIMB party

A drop or ten thousand of the ol’ monk

1000 dB loud Honey Singh music

Fries that we share

Nips baba’s unbridled entertainment

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A belated very happy birthday, Nipun!

You’ve added color to many a black and white lifeYou’ve made our stay here, easier to surviveContinue to follow all your dreams under the sunContinue to make all our lives more fun

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God bless Nipun Dhingra &God bless the United States of America