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Page 1: New Issue Every Week! FREE! Coffee News FREE! Allergies ... · 9/21/2020  · ORO VALLEY MARANA TUCSON Coffee News Tucson® Commission for Unfurnished Management Services is a $500

© Published with Permission by Coffee News® Marana

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Coffee News®

Volume 7:35 September 21, 2020

Marana Edition

520-207-9100

Est. 1988

FREE! Coffee News®

“News to be enjoyed over Coffee”

Est. 1988

www.coffeenewsusa.com

Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

(Flip bottom of page for answers)

(Over)© Published with Permission by (Your Business Name)

FREE! Coffee News®

“News to be enjoyed over Coffee”

Est. 1988

www.coffeenewsusa.com

Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

(Flip bottom of page for answers)

(Over)© Published with Permission by (Your Business Name)

FREE! Coffee News®

“News to be enjoyed over Coffee”

Est. 1988

www.coffeenewsusa.com

Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

(Flip bottom of page for answers)

(Over)© Published with Permission by (Your Business Name)

FREE! Coffee News®

“News to be enjoyed over Coffee”

Est. 1988

www.coffeenewsusa.com

Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

(Flip bottom of page for answers)

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Did You Know...Big bone: A bunion is a bony bump on the joint of the big toewhere it meets the foot. Sometimes bunions run in families, andother times they could be caused by ill-fitting footwear.Capturing the moment: Edgar Degas was a painter andsculptor who was born in Paris, France, in 1834. A realist, heliked to paint real life scenes, such as ballerinas rehearsing.Eastern European country: Georgia, which is on the eastcoast of the Black Sea, borders Russia, Armenia, Azerbaijan,and Turkey. A mountainous country, it is known for its steelindustry and agricultural products, such as tea and grapes.Chickpea power: Chickpeas are also referred to asgarbanzo beans. Rich in protein, fiber, and iron, they can beused in many recipes, including soups, stews, salads, andspreads, such as hummus.Prestigious prizes: The Pulitzer Prizes are American awardsgiven to those who excel in journalism, writing, drama, andmusical composition. They are named after Joseph Pulitzer,a powerful journalist of the late 1800s.

On the Lighter SideTeacher: “If you had 16 jellybeans and Pat asked you for 10,how many would you have left?”Lou: “Sixteen.”

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you andme, something smells.

Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s nomenu—you get what you deserve.

How many gorillas can fit into a car? Eight.How many chickens can fit into the car? None, the car isalready full of gorillas.

Answers

Trivia answers: 1. Right 2. Mica 3. Chicken 4. Pacificweather event 5. Leonardo da Vinci

ARIES(March 21 - April 20)

Your tendency to try tocontrol things may notimpress others. In orderto prove yourself as ateam player, try to offerthe leadership role to

others. Lucky numbers: 15, 19, 20,25, 28, 31.TAURUS(April 21 - May 21)

Your positive flow andoptimism may greatlyaffect the attitudes ofothers. A difficult pre-dicament may be solvedif you continue to follow

up on your instincts. Lucky numbers:2, 5, 12, 25, 37, 46. GEMINI(May 22 - June 21)

You may need to expressyourself by communi-cating your fascinationwith a new project.Yourspiritual connection to anewcomer in your life

might become clearer. Lucky numbers:12, 19, 21, 23, 25, 38. CANCER(June 22 - July 22)

Open your mind to newways to live your life.Once you have a plan,you may be able toaccomplish much. Besure to document your

research and plans quite well. Luckynumbers: 16, 18, 22, 24, 31, 46. LEO(July 23 - Aug. 23)

Former employers orcolleagues may be able tohelp you open new careerdoors. Your creativitymight flourish as a resultand could give you some

newfound energy. Lucky numbers: 11,18, 22, 35, 47, 49. VIRGO(Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

If you are involved in anartistic area, you mayfind some exciting ideas.Creative inspirationsmight result from mesh-ing your intuitive talents

with your partner’s creativity. Luckynumbers: 5, 8, 10, 11, 27, 30.

LIBRA(Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You may l ike ly fee lmore confident and vitalright now. People mightrecognize you and fol-low your lead, or at leaststay out of your way.

Lucky numbers: 2, 4, 22, 24, 32,34. SCORPIO(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Your domestic plans maynot be accepted by allconcerned. They mightlook for fault, but youmay understand thatthey are just looking out

for your best interests. Lucky numbers:5, 11, 18, 23, 45, 46. SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may be on the mendfrom an emotional loss.Take a deep breath andcont inue your path.Don’t allow others to dis-courage you from reach-

ing your goals. Lucky numbers: 4, 24,28, 30, 42, 44. CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You may feel as if life ispassing you by far tooquickly. That realizationmight teach you to appre-ciate all the little thingsin life that others may

take for granted. Lucky numbers: 2,6, 12, 26, 32, 46. AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Use your powers of per-suasion to lead othersalong your path.Yourability to see past thecurrent situation mayensure that you can find

a good solution. Lucky numbers: 15,23, 26, 37, 44, 48.PISCES(Feb. 20 - March 20)

Conversations with familyand friends might keepyou busy. Many mayrequest your undividedattention. Try to giveeach of them the time

that they require for your help. Luckynumbers: 1, 5, 12, 15, 20, 35.

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