ncgfoa summer conference july 19, 2011. what's so funny?
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NCGFOA Summer Conference
July 19, 2011
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What's So Funny?
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What's So Funny?
A Finance Officer’s Search to Find the Funniest Things Ever Said
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9. Disease fatigue
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8. Paul Lynde on the Hollywood Squares
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7. Going the distance with Muhammad Ali
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6. Lily Tomlin and the Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe
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5. Double negative
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4. Tom Morris at last year’s NCGFOA Summer Conference
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If Aristotle Ran General Motors
by Tom Morris
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The Republic
by Lee Iacocca
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If Descartes Ran Pontiac
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If Descartes Ran Pontiac:
I Think, Therefore, Grand Am
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If Paul McCartney Ran a Car Company
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If Paul McCartney Ran a Car Company
Let It B.M.W.
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If Aesop Ran Miller Brewery
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If Aesop Ran Miller Brewery
He’d know how much a Bud in the hand is worth to Anheuser-
Busch
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3. Jack just wants his toast
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2. I read it on the North Carolina Finance listserv
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1. A great speech?
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The right direction