My adaptationof Funny

Church Signs

These signs are all clever and at times funny , but keep in mind as you enjoy them that they all contain some truth,

maybe even a little that you need to hear...

These are some of the original church signs.

I left text intact but supported by a picture

of my choice.

There are some questions that cannot be answered by Google.

Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake

and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on.

Keep using my name in vain and I will make rush hour longer… GOD

Honk if you love JesusText while driving if you want to meet Him.

Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.

Everyday above groundis a good one.

You may party in hell, but you will be the Barbeque.

Staying in bed shouting, Oh God!does not constitute going to Church.

Do not criticize your wife’s judgment - see whom she married.

A 10cm tongue can bringa 190cm tall man to his knees.

Be as good a personas your pet believes you are.

Forget your enemiesit messes with their heads.

Which part of “Thou Shall Not”

Don’t you understand?

Free trip to HeavenDetails Inside.

God expects spiritual fruitnot religious nuts.

Caution, exposure to the SONmay prevent burning.

Remember, God’s last nameisn’t ‘DAMN’!

Read the Bible –it will scare the hell out of you.