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www.foothillsgolf.com.au
Newsletter September 2013
ARBN 0008532C
Ian Falconer
WINNER
Michael Elliot
THIRD
Larry Adami
SECOND
Larry Adami
Michael Elliot
GOLFERS OF THE MONTH
Wayne Murray
NAGA
Andrew Manning
DUMMY SPIT
Ian Falconer 4 15
Larry Adami 2 14
Michael Elliot 2 13
Mark Otten 1 12
Danny Lamb 0 11
Clint Bryant -1 10
Joe Fekete -2 9
Dean Glatzer -2 8
Denis Hyslop -3 7
Rob Laurie -3 6
Brenden Schuring -3 5
Andrew Robertson -3 5
Rod Crisfield -3 5
David Castles -3 5
Bob Laurie -3 5
Stuart Ray -4 5
Andrew Manning -4 5
Cheran Sugathapala -4 5
Danny Boxell -5 5
Adam Watts -5 5
Stephen Thompson -6 5
David Lee -6 5
Andrew Wylde -7 5
Darren Bergwerf -8 5
Jason Bowyer -8 5
Jayson Scanlon -8 5
Shayne Elso -11 5
Jason Cooksley -11 5
Les Major -11 5
Gary Veale -13 5
Wayne Murray -13 5
Other Competition Winners
Nearest the pin 3rd Hole David Castles
Nearest the pin 5th Hole Brenden Schuring
Nearest the pin 10th Hole Brenden Schuring
Nearest the pin 16th Hole David Castles
Longest Drive Andrew Manning
Best visitor Award Roy Bowyer
Cock of The Walk Mark Otten—3 game run.
Dummy Spitter Andrew Manning
Ball Raffle Adam Watts
Beer Raffles Stuart Ray & Shayne Elso
Eagles Nest Andrew Manning—6th Hole (460mtr) Faaarrrkk.
Committee Notice
Thanks to all Members who turned out to the Burwood -Drummond Golf evening, some great specials were had
and James (Store Manager) was kept busy. The Foothills Committee would like to thank James for opening his
doors to us after hours and spending time answering all our questions regarding equipment etc.
With Foothills specials including up to “25% discount” off (and the club itself receiving a small commission), it was
well worth the drive through the bucketing rain…
Thanks James.
Drummonds—Burwood is a supporter of Foothills Social Golf Club, so next time you need your clubs re gripped or a club professionally
fitted.. James and his team will make sure it’s done right...
Tony Watson is currently seeing some of the “Nicer” areas of
France, and sent this photo back, he decided this was NOT going to
be one of them….
One could only imagine the horror, hey Bergy...
Next Game
Editors Mailbag
Date 6th October
Course address Settlers Run is located at 1 Settlers Run, off Pearcedale Road, in
Botanic Ridge (formerly part of Cranbourne South),
Melways Ref 133 C11.
Assembly time 7:45am
NOTE: New tee time due to 2 tee start - disregard pocket fixture.
Members $ $70
Visitors $ $80
Carts $40 Self Book - 9785 6072
Event Shoot out Semi Final - Ambrose
Lunch Hot Meal in Clubhouse.
Booking closure date 26th September 8:00PM
Online - Foothills Social Golf Club Web Site.
On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag. As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.
Without a moment's hesitation the robber shot the customer. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot & killed her also. Everyone in the bank, by now horrified, stared down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" There was a long moment of dead silence in which everyone was terrified to speak. Then, one old Australian named Brenden cautiously raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you !!!!."
"My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever, which is odd because she's
never shown an interest in darts before. "
My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper”
“Don't be silly,” she said “You can borrow my iPad”
That spider never knew what fucking hit it.
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Next game Settlers Run - Shootout Semi Final
This great photo shows ‘Wyldie’
Displaying his
Famous technique...
“GRIP IT & RIP IT”
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2013 Championship
Ladder.
Cock Of The Walk .
Rotation. Current Handicaps.
Mark Otten
Larry Adami
Geoff Goullet
Jason Cooksley
David Castles
Robert Laurie
Andrew Robertson
Brendan Schuring
Les Major
Andrew Manning
Dean Glatzer
Andrew Lowe
Danny Boxell
Stephen Thompson
Tony Watson
Jason Bowyer
Andrew Wylde
Clint Bryant
Stuart Kent
Ron Cooksley
Ken Stevens
Rod Crisfield
Michael Elliott
Stuart Ray
Paul Dossetter
Dan Robertson
Danny Lamb
Adam Watts
Ian Falconer
Bernie Herbert
Warren Arnott
Denis Hyslop
Wes Bucci
Steve Thiele
Bob Laurie
Wayne Murray
Gary Veale
Darren Bergwerf
Peter Wright
Shane Elso
Paul Munro
Joe Fekete
Cheran Sugathapala
Robert Laurie 76
Mark Otten 74
Jason Bowyer 71
Clint Bryant 69
Joe Fekete 67
Dean Glatzer 61
Shayne Elso 60
Les Major 59
Wes Bucci 58
Bob Laurie 57
Andrew Wylde 57
David Castles 56
Paul Munro 53
Brenden Schuring 53
Stuart Ray 51
Michael Elliott 49
Warren Arnott 45
Andrew Lowe 45
Stephen Thompson 44
Ian Falconer 44
Larry Adami 42
Peter Wright 41
Rod Crisfield 41
Stuart Kent 40
Danny Boxell 40
Cheran Sugathapala 40
Danny Lamb 39
John Glancy 35
Andrew Robertson 32
Tony Watson 31
Steve Thiele 31
G Veale 31
Geoff Goullet 30
Jason Scanlan 30
Dave Leverington 29
Andrew Manning 28
Denis Hyslop 27
Ken Stevens 25
Adam Watts 25
Darren Bergwerf 25
Wayne Murray 25
Jason Cooksley 21
Neil Dipple 20
Bernie Herbert 20
Paul Dossetter 20
David Lee 15
Dan Robertson 13
Larry Adami -1 32
Warren Arnott 0 23
Darren Bergwerf 0.8 18
Jason Bowyer 0 13
Danny Boxell -0.5 34
Clint Bryant -0.6 27
Wes Bucci 0 22
David Castles -0.2 17
Jason Cooksley 0 30
Ron Cooksley 0 36
Rod Crisfield 0.1 21
Neil Dipple 0 20
Paul Dossetter 0 36
Michael Elliott -0.9 17
Shayne Elso 0 35
Ian Falconer -0.7 19
Joe Fekete -0.5 28
Dean Glatzer -0.5 18
Geoff Goullet 0 27
Bernie Herbert 0 29
Denis Hyslop -0.4 23
Stuart Kent 0 22
Danny Lamb 0 32
Bob Laurie -0.3 13
Robert Laurie 0 10
Andrew Lowe 0 27
Les Major 0.4 27
Andrew Manning 0.1 6
Paul Munro 0 14
Mark Otten -0.3 24
Stuart Ray -0.2 31
Andrew Robertson 0.2 5
Jason Scanlan 0 20
Brenden Schuring 0 12
Ken Stevens 0 24
Cheran Sugathapala 0 36
Steve Thiele 0 17
Stephen Thompson 1.1 23
Tony Watson 0 34
Adam Watts 0 19
Peter Wright 0 19
Andrew Wylde 0.3 15
Wayne Murray 0 31
G Veale 0 33
Dan Robertson 0 3
David Lee 0 20