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Men – One Liners
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Answer: Both of them.
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Why don’t women blink
during sex?
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Why don’t women blink
during sex?
Answer: They don’t have time.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Answer: They don’t stop and ask for directions.
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What do men and sperm have in common?
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What do men and sperm have in common?
Answer: They both have a one—in—a—million chance of becoming a human being.
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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
Answer: He buys two cases of beer.
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What is the difference between men and government bonds?
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What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Answer: The bonds mature.
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
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Why are blonde jokes so short?
Answer: So men can remember them.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Answer: We don’t know; it has never happened.
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
Answer: A widow.
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When do women care for a man’s company?
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When do women care for a man’s company?
Answer: When he owns it.
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Answer: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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How do you get a man to do
sit-ups?
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How do you get a man to do
sit-ups?
Answer: Put the remote control between his toes.
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What did God say after creating man?
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What did God say after creating man?
Answer: I must be able to do better than that.
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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
common?
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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
common?
Answer: They’re married.
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Man says to God:
”God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
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Man says to God:
”God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says:”So you would love her.”
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Man says to God:
”God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says:”So you would love her.”
“But God”, the man says,
“why didn’t you make her more intelligent?”
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Man says to God:
”God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God says:”So you would love her.”
“But God”, the man says,
“why didn’t you make her more intelligent?”
God says: ”So she would love you.”