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Illness Of A Friend
Fish Story A man was being audited. The agent took a look at his paperwork and asked, “How have you been able to buy such a luxurious villa when your income is so low?”
“Last summer I caught a golden fish. When I took it off the hook, it said, ‘I am a magical fish. Throw me back and you can have anything you wish for.’ So I unhooked him, wished for a beautiful villa, and threw him back.”, answered the taxpayer.
“Now wait a minute,” said the auditor. “How can you prove this crazy story?”
“Well, you can see the villa, can’t you?” replied the taxpayer.
Sam and Jim met, for Jim was about to give Sam grave news: the illness of a friend named Matthew.
“Poor Matthew Smith! I’m afraid he’s goin’ to die.”“Sure, an’ why would he be dyin’?” asked the other. “He has gotten so thin. You’re thin enough, and I’m thin but by my
goodness, Matthew Smith is thinner than both of us put together.”
Empowering Thoughts
Don't You Hate...that awkward moment when you’re walking down a long hallway and someone you know is approaching from the other end?
What can you do after the initial wave? You can’t really yell all the way down at them, and it’s kind of creepy to just smile the whole time until they get close enough for a conversation.
Time to pretend-check your cell phone or tie your shoe.
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. ~ Barbara De Angelis
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking. ~ Chinese Proverb
A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ come together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. ~ Dave Meurer
Marriage. It’s like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future. ~ Diane Frolov & Andrew Schneider
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. ~ Milton Berle (1908 - 2002)
Marveling At The Moon
The footprints made by astronauts walking on the moon will not erode or blow away, as there is no wind or water on the moon.
Astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.
What should you keep after you give it away? Your word!
My brother is a terrible musician. The other day he asked my sister if she had heard his last recital.
She replied: "I certainly hope so".
The Wolves Within (repeated by popular request)
Strange Music Notes
Bumper Sticker Humor
• Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
• Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
• I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
• Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others
A young boy clung tightly to his grandfather, Wolf Dreamer, as he fought back the tears. Piece by piece the story came out: a cruel classmate – unkind words – an injustice done – anger – and desire for revenge.
Wolf Dreamer said, “Grandson, let me tell you a story. I too have felt a great hate for those that would take, having no regard for those they hurt, having no sorrow for what they do. But hate is a thing that wears you down and does not hurt your enemy. It is like swallowing poison and all the while wishing your enemy will die.
These feelings have warred within me many times. They have crept into my mind and my thoughts and my heart. I have struggled with them for most of my 80 years.
It is if there are two wolves inside me. The first one is good and does no harm. He is powerful and strong. He stands for freedom and independence, living in harmony with all around him. This first wolf does not take offense when no offense was intended. He will only fight when it is right to do so and he will only fight in the right way. But the other wolf, the second one is angry. He is wounded and in pain. That pain and anger drives him to lash out at those who cross his path. Because he is filled with anger, the littlest thing will cause him to lose his temper. He fights with everyone, all the time, for no reason. He cannot think because his pain and anger and hate are so great.”
“It is hard to live with these two wolves inside my spirit,” he said, “they constantly fight and battle to see which one will dominate my spirit.”
The boy listened silently, looked intently into Wolf Dreamer’s eyes.“Grandfather,” he asked. “Which one wins?”Wolf Dreamer solemnly replied, “The one I feed.”
• In 1909 British King Edward VII made a royal band wait so long for him to get dressed that they had to play the national anthem 17 times!
• The only member of ZZ Top not to have a silly long beard was called Frank Beard.
• Despite being the richest country in the world, Monaco has more people in its orchestra than its army!
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A: Because they just finished a march.
What Am I?
I am cracked, can be made, told or played. What am I? Answer: A joke
Caring for Your HouseplantsHouseplants add serenity and beauty to your home.
plus the added benefit of cleaner, healthier air. With a little luck, and these tips, growing healthy and hearty houseplants can be easy.
Place your plants in the sunniest parts of your home, especially in winter, or use artificial lighting that mimics sunlight. Keep plants away from extremes of hot or cold, such as drafty windows, fireplaces, or heater vents.
Although houseplants need plenty of moisture, too much water in the soil itself is harmful to their root systems. Do not water every day. Plants prefer to dry out between waterings, going days or even weeks, to the next watering. Provide proper drainage as well.
Clean plants absorb air more easily. Dust your houseplants regularly or clean them with lukewarm water, both on top of and underneath the leaves.
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Wacky Warning LabelsEvery year, the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch (M-LAW) organization
holds a contest to find the wackiest warning labels on products, intended to highlight the potential for frivolous lawsuits. In recent years, companies have been coming up with more and more warnings on their products in the hopes of protecting themselves from lawsuits by consumers who have used their products in ridiculous ways. Since 1997, they've been collecting submissions for their Wacky Warning Label Contest, with submissions including the funni-est warning labels around. Here is a sampling of some past winners:On a carpenter's electric router: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
On a baby stroller: "Remove child before folding."
On a package of sleeping pills: "Warning: may cause drowsiness."
On a public toilet: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
Have a Cup of JoeTrivia Quiz: Test how much you know about one of the most popular beverages with this trivia quiz.
1. Who is believed to have first brewed coffee?2. Which composer wrote a whole cantata to coffee in 1732? 3. Where was the first prototype of an espresso machine created in 1822?4. What percentage of all the caffeine consumed in the United States comes
from coffee drinking?5. True or False: The typical coffee drinker has 3.4 cups of coffee per day.6. How old must a coffee tree be before it produces its first full crop? 7. How much coffee does a mature coffee tree produce per growing season?8. Which contains more caffeine: espresso or regular coffee?9. Cappuccino is so named because its peaks of foam are the same color as
what?10. True or False: All coffee is grown within one thousand miles of the
Earth’s equator between the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn.
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Bag Of MarblesJeffery has a bag of marbles: 75 aggies and 150 alleys.
He decides to sort them and places the bag on his bed. Beside it is a pile of alleys and a shoebox. To pass the time, he removes two marbles from the bag at random. If at least one of the marbles is an alley, he puts it in the pile and places the other marble, regardless of type, back in the bag. If both marbles are aggies he puts both marbles in the shoebox and takes one alley from the pile and puts it back in the bag. Eventually, only one marble is left in the bag.
What kind is it?Starting with an odd number, Jeffery removes 2
marbles at a time. Eventually there is only 1 aggie and 1 alley left. The alley is placed in the pile and the aggie is returned to the bag leaving the last marble an aggie.
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Funny Bunny
Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? A. Cold.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has? A. Baby rabbits.
Q. How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? A. When it has hares in it.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It’s been nice gnawing you.
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John G. Miller Author of ... ‘QBQ! The Question Behind the Question®’, ‘Flipping the Switch ... Unleash the Power of Personal Accountability’, ‘Outstanding! 47 Ways to Make Your Organization Exceptional’,
http://www.qbq.com/ Denver, Colorado, USA 303-286-9900 [email protected]
Ways to Make Your Organization Exceptional#1 - Be a Blame Buster!
I suppose we all have a phrase or two that we can't stand hearing. Here's one for me: There's plenty of blame to go around! Often spoken by some-one in the media, it's a phrase that has become prevalent. Possibly because blame has become popular. Parents blame the schools, churches—and Hol-lywood—for how their kids turn out. Spouses blame each other (sometimes with their attorneys present). Employers blame the employees.
Workers blame management. Voters blame the politicians they elected. Politicians blame ... their predecessors. Coaches and players blame the of-ficials. Manufacturing blames R&D who blames HR who blames Marketing who blames Sales who blames ... the customer! And everyone blames the economy. Why not, it's so easy!
Blame also hurts us at home, not to mention in our communities, church-es, and schools. You see, at the very least, when pointing fingers, we're not using our time, energy and creativity to solve a problem. And all organizations have problems! And since schools, families, nonprofits, government agen-cies, and businesses are all "organizations," there are problems everywhere! Remember this:
Nothing gets fixed when we are fixated on who's at fault. The truth is, outstanding organizations do not "seek culprits." When
there is a Culture of Culprit Catching, we actually create more problems than existed in the first place. If you don't believe me, see costs of blame listed above.
As we say in QBQ!, leaders at all levels (that's you and me!) blame no-body—not even themselves.
That last statement is not a way of escaping blame. Since we all make er-rors, it simply means that if it's me that committed one, I don't have to beat
myself up over it. The right questions to ask are, "What can I learn from this experience?" and "How can I now work to solve the problem?"
Blame-busting questions like these we call them QBQs put me on the path of PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY and that path is always the place to walk. And no matter who caused a problem, QBQs always bust the blame.
Our society may constantly send the message that "there's plenty of blame to go around," but we can resist the temptation to do what's popular, trendy—and incredibly immature. (Yes, finger-pointing is an emotionally immature behavior.) Instead, each of us can rise above the urge to blame; each of us can be a Blame Buster. And when that happens, our organiza-tions can be Outstanding!
Application: Begin a dialogue using these questions: 1. How often do we search for culprits when something goes wrong?2. In what way does blame impact the morale within our organization?
What are the consequences?3. How will we benefit when finger-pointing is eliminated?4. What can I do today to bust the blame?
RebusA Rebus is a picture or word representation of a name, work or phrase.
How fast can you guess this one?
Answer:Ba nk Break in the Bank
Spring Has Sprung!Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day. ~ W. Earl Hall
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. ~ Doug Larson
Is it so small a thing to have enjoy’d the sun, to have lived light in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done. ~ Matthew Arnold
WATTS’ SMALL ENGINESOutdoor Power Equipment Specialists
613 - 658 - 204810 Spencer St, Spencerville, ON
We Service
What We Sell!
Sale & Service Repairs to Chainsaws
We
Sharpen
Chainsaws
& Mower BladesBring In Your Riding Lawn Mower
For Early Spring Tune Up
109 Churchill RD Prescott, ON 613 - 925 - 1734
“The Dollar Store with a Difference”OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK!
Cards - Gifts - Party Time - Toys -Crafts Scrapbooking Supplies - Used BooksGifts
ByChris
- Custom Gift Baskets- Candles- Home Decor Catalogue Sales Merchant
HELPING PEOPLE BECOMEFINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT.
Daniel G RoddickFinancial Advisor111 King ST WPrescott, ONK0E 1T0613-925-0779 www.edwardjones.com
Member - Canadian Investor Protection Fund
North Grenville E.R.C.125 Prescott Street
Kemptville, ON K0G1J0613-258-6576 or 1-800-214-7066
South Grenville E.R.C.191 King Street EastPrescott, ON K0E 1T0
613-925-0222 or 1-800-925-0222
FREE EMPLOYMENT SERVICES AVAILABLE IN GRENVILLE COUNTY
www.cseconsulting.com
North Grenville E.R.C. 125 Prescott Street
Kemptville, ON K0G 1J0 613-258-6576 or 1-800-214-7066
www.cseconsul�ng.com
FREE EMPLOYMENT SERVICES AVAILABLE IN GRENVILLE COUNTY
South Grenville E.R.C. 191 King St East
Prescott, ON K0E 1T0 613-925-0222 or 1-800-925-0222
613-345-2110Brad Sharron, DD65 George St.Brockville, ON Excellent Service for over 14 Years!
Dentures made on site = Time+Cost E�ectiveMaximum bene�ts from the most advanced denture technology
“Smile WITH CONFIDENCE!”
• Complete - partial dentures• Relines • Repairs • Soft Liners• Implant denturesNo Referrals Necessary!
Denture SpecialistCountry Girl Cakes“The Perfect Wedding Day Starts Here”
Miranda Kenney - PellettAward Winning Cake Designer www.countrygirlcakes.org
As Seen On Slice TV’s ‘Cake Walk’
173 Shanly Rd, Cardinal,On613 - 341 - 7074
Call Today About OrderingThe Wedding Cake Of Your DreamsFree Consultations !
Special Offer!
2 For $10 Kleen-Flo
ConcentratedInjector Kleen
395ml #695 (KFL)
Canadian Hearing SocietyFree home or o�ce visits• improve communication
• improve safety in your home• assistive listening devices • hearing aid batteries
Please call us to �nd out more about our programs and servicesPhone 613-498-3933 TTY 1-877-817-8209
Or visit us at 68 William Street, Suite 205 Brockville, Ontario K6V 0A7
2 GOOD 2 B THREW 222 King St. W.Prescott, Ontario
Quality used furniture, collectibles, crafts, antiques, unique, retro...
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John G. Miller Author of ... ‘QBQ! The Question Behind the Question®’, ‘Flipping the Switch ... Unleash the Power of Personal Accountability’, ‘Outstanding! 47 Ways to Make Your Organization Exceptional’,
http://www.qbq.com/ Denver, Colorado, USA 303-286-9900 [email protected]
Ways to Make Your Organization Exceptional#1 - Be a Blame Buster!
I suppose we all have a phrase or two that we can't stand hearing. Here's one for me: There's plenty of blame to go around! Often spoken by some-one in the media, it's a phrase that has become prevalent. Possibly because blame has become popular. Parents blame the schools, churches—and Hol-lywood—for how their kids turn out. Spouses blame each other (sometimes with their attorneys present). Employers blame the employees.
Workers blame management. Voters blame the politicians they elected. Politicians blame ... their predecessors. Coaches and players blame the of-ficials. Manufacturing blames R&D who blames HR who blames Marketing who blames Sales who blames ... the customer! And everyone blames the economy. Why not, it's so easy!
Blame also hurts us at home, not to mention in our communities, church-es, and schools. You see, at the very least, when pointing fingers, we're not using our time, energy and creativity to solve a problem. And all organizations have problems! And since schools, families, nonprofits, government agen-cies, and businesses are all "organizations," there are problems everywhere! Remember this:
Nothing gets fixed when we are fixated on who's at fault. The truth is, outstanding organizations do not "seek culprits." When
there is a Culture of Culprit Catching, we actually create more problems than existed in the first place. If you don't believe me, see costs of blame listed above.
As we say in QBQ!, leaders at all levels (that's you and me!) blame no-body—not even themselves.
That last statement is not a way of escaping blame. Since we all make er-rors, it simply means that if it's me that committed one, I don't have to beat
myself up over it. The right questions to ask are, "What can I learn from this experience?" and "How can I now work to solve the problem?"
Blame-busting questions like these we call them QBQs put me on the path of PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY and that path is always the place to walk. And no matter who caused a problem, QBQs always bust the blame.
Our society may constantly send the message that "there's plenty of blame to go around," but we can resist the temptation to do what's popular, trendy—and incredibly immature. (Yes, finger-pointing is an emotionally immature behavior.) Instead, each of us can rise above the urge to blame; each of us can be a Blame Buster. And when that happens, our organiza-tions can be Outstanding!
Application: Begin a dialogue using these questions: 1. How often do we search for culprits when something goes wrong?2. In what way does blame impact the morale within our organization?
What are the consequences?3. How will we benefit when finger-pointing is eliminated?4. What can I do today to bust the blame?
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Wacky Warning LabelsEvery year, the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch (M-LAW) organization
holds a contest to find the wackiest warning labels on products, intended to highlight the potential for frivolous lawsuits. In recent years, companies have been coming up with more and more warnings on their products in the hopes of protecting themselves from lawsuits by consumers who have used their products in ridiculous ways. Since 1997, they've been collecting submissions for their Wacky Warning Label Contest, with submissions including the funni-est warning labels around. Here is a sampling of some past winners:On a carpenter's electric router: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
On a baby stroller: "Remove child before folding."
On a package of sleeping pills: "Warning: may cause drowsiness."
On a public toilet: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
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1. Who is believed to have first brewed coffee?2. Which composer wrote a whole cantata to coffee in 1732? 3. Where was the first prototype of an espresso machine created in 1822?4. What percentage of all the caffeine consumed in the United States comes
from coffee drinking?5. True or False: The typical coffee drinker has 3.4 cups of coffee per day.6. How old must a coffee tree be before it produces its first full crop? 7. How much coffee does a mature coffee tree produce per growing season?8. Which contains more caffeine: espresso or regular coffee?9. Cappuccino is so named because its peaks of foam are the same color as
what?10. True or False: All coffee is grown within one thousand miles of the
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Bag Of MarblesJeffery has a bag of marbles: 75 aggies and 150 alleys.
He decides to sort them and places the bag on his bed. Beside it is a pile of alleys and a shoebox. To pass the time, he removes two marbles from the bag at random. If at least one of the marbles is an alley, he puts it in the pile and places the other marble, regardless of type, back in the bag. If both marbles are aggies he puts both marbles in the shoebox and takes one alley from the pile and puts it back in the bag. Eventually, only one marble is left in the bag.
What kind is it?Starting with an odd number, Jeffery removes 2
marbles at a time. Eventually there is only 1 aggie and 1 alley left. The alley is placed in the pile and the aggie is returned to the bag leaving the last marble an aggie.
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Funny Bunny
Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? A. Cold.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has? A. Baby rabbits.
Q. How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? A. When it has hares in it.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It’s been nice gnawing you.
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My brother is a terrible musician. The other day he asked my sister if she had heard his last recital.
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• Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
• Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
• I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried, but they wanted cash.
• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
• Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others
A young boy clung tightly to his grandfather, Wolf Dreamer, as he fought back the tears. Piece by piece the story came out: a cruel classmate – unkind words – an injustice done – anger – and desire for revenge.
Wolf Dreamer said, “Grandson, let me tell you a story. I too have felt a great hate for those that would take, having no regard for those they hurt, having no sorrow for what they do. But hate is a thing that wears you down and does not hurt your enemy. It is like swallowing poison and all the while wishing your enemy will die.
These feelings have warred within me many times. They have crept into my mind and my thoughts and my heart. I have struggled with them for most of my 80 years.
It is if there are two wolves inside me. The first one is good and does no harm. He is powerful and strong. He stands for freedom and independence, living in harmony with all around him. This first wolf does not take offense when no offense was intended. He will only fight when it is right to do so and he will only fight in the right way. But the other wolf, the second one is angry. He is wounded and in pain. That pain and anger drives him to lash out at those who cross his path. Because he is filled with anger, the littlest thing will cause him to lose his temper. He fights with everyone, all the time, for no reason. He cannot think because his pain and anger and hate are so great.”
“It is hard to live with these two wolves inside my spirit,” he said, “they constantly fight and battle to see which one will dominate my spirit.”
The boy listened silently, looked intently into Wolf Dreamer’s eyes.“Grandfather,” he asked. “Which one wins?”Wolf Dreamer solemnly replied, “The one I feed.”
• In 1909 British King Edward VII made a royal band wait so long for him to get dressed that they had to play the national anthem 17 times!
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Place your plants in the sunniest parts of your home, especially in winter, or use artificial lighting that mimics sunlight. Keep plants away from extremes of hot or cold, such as drafty windows, fireplaces, or heater vents.
Although houseplants need plenty of moisture, too much water in the soil itself is harmful to their root systems. Do not water every day. Plants prefer to dry out between waterings, going days or even weeks, to the next watering. Provide proper drainage as well.
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Sam and Jim met, for Jim was about to give Sam grave news: the illness of a friend named Matthew.
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Don't You Hate...that awkward moment when you’re walking down a long hallway and someone you know is approaching from the other end?
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The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. ~ Barbara De Angelis
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking. ~ Chinese Proverb
A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ come together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. ~ Dave Meurer
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