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Page 1: May 2014

nine

Totally independent, serving the community for over 7 years

Eltham SE9

www.senine.co.uk

S S EEEMAY 2014 Colonel North

Page 2: May 2014

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SEnine

2 It is your community, you have the right to a say in what happens

Page 3: May 2014

This month is a pretty full issue, with plenty of variety for all. It was a particularly diffi cult issue to get out as the time frames were very constrained to accommodate a quick trip back to Australia to visit with family. It did not help that, it seems, I picked up one of those much talked about aeroplane bugs. It took a few days to kick in but it was very disabling when it did. It prompted a visit to the doctor, phoning on the Tuesday I was not able to get an appointment until 4pm the following Thursday. It was a tough week, most of it spent in bed or on couch in ‘poor me’ mode. Finally at the doctors, I was told there is a triage doctor available and had I discussed my symptoms with that doctor I would have got an earlier appointment or been referred to A&E. They keep that bit of information pretty quiet, I guess if you do not know about these things you cannot use them.

Anyway within an hour of my doctor’s appointment I was sitting in A&E waiting to be seen. There is not time to relate all the details of events of the next 6 or so hours, but my fi rst real experience with the NHS was pleasing. I was treated politely and in good time. Everyone I met acted professionally and, apart from a small hiccup that left me in the X-ray department for 45 minutes while my lost fi le (?) was located, overall it was a good experience.

I am still not back to the old me but Dr Watson of Court Yard Surgery is looking after me, so hopefully I will be back in full swing for the next issue.

As fast as some shops are closing their doors forever, other businesses are setting ‘sale’ on new ventures around the town. Businesses that have met fi erce

competition from internet suppliers are giving way to service industries that have to have a physical presence to prove the goods or service. Restaurants are a good example of the new breed invading the high street. Other services that seem to be taking a strong hold are Health and Beauty outlets. With the face of the High Street changing at an increasing rate it is heartening to note John Kennett and the Eltham Society are o n the job (see page 6). It did not work best for Eltham on this occasion but at least its passing has been recorded.

Cover: A walk in Eltham Park South on a misty evening in

April.

Cover photo by: Mike Hodges - April 20th - 7pm

Cameo: Colonel North - Story page 18

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SEnine

3

OPINION, FROM MY DESKISSUE NUMBER 90

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MAY 2014

Page 4: May 2014

One of Eltham’s most important historical sites, the Gallipoli Chapel, is in line to undergo a £150,000 restoration in time to celebrate the centenary

of the First World War battle it commemorates.

Sited within the south chancel of

Holy Trinity Church, Southend

Crescent, it is a unique memorial to the

fi rst major battle of World War One.

The Turkish and the Allies each lost

more than 50,000 soldiers with large

contingents from Australia, New

Zealand and Canada.

The Rev Henry Hall, then vicar at Holy

Trinity served

as chaplain

with the British

Army’s 29

Division and

was greatly

aff ected by his

involvement

which inspired

him to create the chapel in memory of

the men who died.

Each year in April, to mark the start of

the battle, a commemorative service is

held in the chapel.

With the centenary of the battle due

next year, parish priest at Holy Trinity

Brett Ward

has been

conscious that

the chapel

itself has lost its

former glory.

In 2009, an appeal was launched for

its restoration which so far has made

£20,000. But a surge of fund raising is

now underway to reach the targeted

£150,000 to allow completion of the

work by this time next year.

The chapel is used at least twice a day as

part of Holy Trinity’s regular programme

of worship, so restoration would be

welcomed by parishioners.

Father Ward told SEnine: “It is in a fairly

parlous state at the moment and many

of its features are not being seen at their

best.

“It needs a great deal of money spent on

it and work to be completed by skilled

craftsmen”, he said.

“The chapel is an important memorial

to this chapter in our history, so it’s

fi tting that we have it restored in the

centenary year”, he said.

Around the walls are the shields of

the 21 Allied

r e g i m e n t s

involved in the

action, many

of them badly

cracked and

faded.

Some of the marble fl oor panels

are also cracked and the statues

of St George, St Alban and St

Joan of Arc, which look down

on the chapel, are also in poor

repair.

On the seat backs of 64 chairs

around the church are the names

of individual soldiers, many

local, who lost their lives; the

cha i r s

too are in need

of restoration.

Father Ward is

also proposing

a discreet

l i g h t i n g

scheme to

highlight the various features of the

chapel.

Appeals are being made to those

regiments still in existence for funds to

repair their badges and an application

is to be made to the Heritage Lottery

fund, which has a scheme in place to

support the war’s centenary.

To visit the chapel and/or donate, see

the church’s website

http://www.ht-e.org.uk.

An extract from a letter of the Revd

Henry Hall to his wife: "Each night we

have heavy gun fi re - we are within a

few yards of the sea - on the top of a

slope, and every day we get shelled.

The landing was awful - men and

offi cers shot down in shoals, caught

in wires - killed, wounded, drowned".

Battle of Gallipoli25 April 1915 to 9 January 1916

Did you have a relative who fought

in WWI or a story or photo from

family history of that period?

Write and tell us, we would love to

publish it.

SEnine

4 Don't be a litter lout, fi nd a bin

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Page 5: May 2014

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A familiar face on Eltham High Street

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The ravages of time had proved too

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the wall of the shops opposite St John’s

Church.

In place since the 1950s and latterly

above Francis Chappell’s undertakers’,

in recent years it had succeeded in only

being right twice a day.

But it took the eagle eye of local

historian and founder member of the

Eltham Society John Kennett to rescue

it from oblivion.

Noticing it was missing he made

inquiries, to be told that it had been

’retired’ and was awaiting its fate in the

yard of Chappell’s parent company,

Dignity.

Sensing another piece of Eltham’s

past was under threat, a transfer was

negotiated to the Greenwich Heritage

Centre in the old Woolwich Arsenal.

In turn, the Centre passed it to the

historic Crossness Pumping Station in

Thamesmead, run by volunteers and

brim-full with expertise on all things

mechanical.

Enter Paul Watson, volunteer helper

at the Station, and expert clock

mender to administer the necessary

skills.

He said: “In actual fact, there wasn’t

much wrong with it; the motors

were still in good condition.”

Paul is now busy stripping

the machinery to undertake a full

restoration.

He identifi ed the clock as having been

made by the English Clock System,

of Kings Cross; it had been bought by

Eltham jewellers ‘A.Lait’ which closed in

1988.

But, once restored, it is unlikely to re-

appear in Eltham. The Crossness team,

which is responsible for running the

magnifi cent Victorian sewage pumping

station, built by Sir Joseph Bazalgette in

the 1860s, have plans for it.

Artifact Saved by Local Historian, But Lost Forever to Eltham

Time Traveller

The Chappell clock now gone, the

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SEnine

6

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SEnine

7Find and Support Local Tradespeople

Page 8: May 2014

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Estonia isn’t a place I have ever visited,

neither is Prague nor still Budapest.

This might be the sign of an

unadventurous tourist itinerary. But

more likely it’s because I’ve never been

on a hen holiday.

At the time of my wedding, now just

over 30 years ago, the term didn’t exist.

The fellas used to have a night out on

the town for their stag party.

If I’d been asked on a hen weekend, I

would have thought it was a trip to a

poultry farm or something.

We girls

w e r e

c o n t e n t

to plan for

the ‘big

day’ in the

privacy of

our own

homes.

I remember the night before the ‘big

day’, my scattered family gradually re-

assembling and gathering around our

kitchen table in anticipation. Sneak

previews of the dress being given to the

females and we discussed ‘something

borrowed’ and ‘something blue’.

The same picture was emerging at

my ‘in-laws to be’ like two rival camps

mustering on the eve of battle.

It must be a nightmare for the

youngsters these days, having to plan

both a wedding and additional events.

Imagine the expense of it all, clothing,

air tickets and the rest. It must tot up for

the participants as well, maybe faced

with a series of these occasions.

And I

t h o u g h t

they were all

supposed to

be hard up!?

No wonder the Bank of Mum and

Dad is doing brisk business.

I can see why it might put off some tying

the knot. Or the attraction of slipping off

quietly for a holiday and coming back,

having done the deed on the sly.

Perhaps one-upmanship comes into it

as well. But does it matter where you

go? I remember one colleague claiming

never to have been to Majorca. When I

reminded him he’d been to a stag party

to Magaluf, he said he thought he’d

been to Greece!

There’s an old motto I hold by. ‘It’s not

where you are, it’s who you’re with that

really matters’.

Cost of staging a stag or hen party soars 50% in five years - with average spend now £157 per person

SEnine

8 Vote at elections, it is your right

JANE’S JOTTINGS

Page 9: May 2014

CULTURE

From the stable of ‘Breaking Bad’ and

‘Mad Men’ comes a new contender,

this time with an Eltham pedigree.

The leading US cable and satellite

channel AMC, received by more than

100 million in the States, is fi lming a

work inspired by SE9 author Wendy

Moore.

This month, a pilot based on Wendy’s

fi rst book ‘The Knife Man’, is being shot

in England, with Wendy herself acting

as technical consultant.

Set in London in the Georgian era, the

author was keen that the authenticity of

the book was maintained by fi lming in

the country where the main character,

who is based on the surgeon and

anatomist John Hunter, plied his trade.

If all goes well, AMC will plunge into

fi lming at least one series, possibly

several, following the fi ctionalised

adventures of the maverick surgeon,

who was the subject of her fi rst book.

The move marks a potential

breakthrough into the American market

for Wendy, whose three books are based

on controversial characters from the

past. All have received critical acclaim

and achieved solid sales in the UK and

US. Her second book, Wedlock, was a

Sunday Times No 1 bestseller. Her third

book, ‘How to Create the Perfect Wife’, is

now out in paperback.

Her subject for ‘The Knife Man’,

transmuted to ‘Knifeman’ for TV

purposes, provides ample blood and

gore for the mainstream audiences

which AMC pitches towards.

Revered and feared in equal measure,

John Hunter was the

most famous surgeon

of eighteenth-century

London. Rich or

poor, aristocrat or

human freak, suff ering

Georgians knew that

Hunter's skills might well save their lives.

But if he failed, their corpses could end

up on his dissecting table, their bones

and organs destined for display in his

remarkable, macabre museum.

Maverick medical pioneer, adored

teacher, brilliant naturalist, Hunter

was a key fi gure in medical history,

transforming surgery, advancing

b i o l o g i c a l

understanding

and even

anticipating the

e v o l u t i o n a r y

theories of

Darwin; Hunter

is thought to

have provided

the inspiration

both for Dr Jekyll

and Dr Dolittle.

She said: “I’m delighted that the

story has been taken up by AMC. It’s

fascinating seeing my work converted

into a television script and then the

characters brought to life.”

Wendy has been working closely

with the scriptwriter, Rolin Jones, who

discovered the book three years ago

and decided it would make an ideal TV

show.

Casting is likely to bring in household

names for the main roles, including the

principal, the demon surgeon himself.

“I think the book has all the necessary

ingredients for conversion to a television

series; there is certainly potential for

several series,” she said.

AMC has been a rapidly growing

network, originally showing

classic movies, but in recent years

commissioning original programming.

Its blockbuster strand has been ‘Mad

Men’ set in the slick and cynical world of

the New York advertising industry in the

late 50s/early 60s. It’s now in its seventh

and fi nal series.

‘Breaking Bad’ is about a terminally ill

chemistry teacher who turns to crime.

It was said by insiders to be the ‘best

drama series ever written’ and became

an undercover success in the UK last

year when it became available on

Netfl ix.

With a title like ‘The Knife Man: Blood,

Body Snatching and the Birth of Modern

Surgery’, Wendy’s book obviously struck

the right notes with the network.

If the pilot goes well, it might be at least

another year before the series is ready

to air - a whole ten years since Wendy

fi nished her book.

Her other two titles, ‘How to Create

the Perfect Wife’ and ‘Wedlock’, which

was chosen as a top ten title by the

Channel 4 TV book club, don’t shy away

from controversy either, both featuring

manipulative men trying to mould and

control, in the former a wife, and in the

latter, two foundling children.

Since ‘Wedlock’, Wendy has been

working on her fi rst novel, a step change

from her popular histories, towards a

mass market and where her created

characters can be allowed to take on a

life of their own.

The novel is currently in ‘gestation’

having been completed but awaiting

her fresh eyes before being submitted

for publication.

Key Figure in Medical HistorySEnine's John Webb has a chat with author Wendy Moore

SEnine

9 Don't wait for people to be friendly, show them how.

Page 10: May 2014

A spectacular exhibition of prints by local artist Geraldine Franklin has gone on display at the Tudor Barn.

The vibrant colours of the gardens at Well Hall Pleasaunce are echoed in the 16 prints arranged around the restaurant space in the Barn. Ms Franklin, who trained at Goldsmiths College in art and design,

gains her inspiration from the sights and structures of modern life refl ecting them in abstract forms. The prints, which bring vibrancy and vitality to the walls of the Barn, are available for sale, starting from £80 unframed. Barn lessee, Marcus Luck said: “We’re delighted to have these images on show, they bring all the colours of summer streaming into the restaurant. “They’re proving very popular with customers and we’ve already had several sales”, he said.

News in BriefNews in BriefFree Art & Craft

Have you some news that others might like to hear? Write and tell us.

Free taster classes in arts and crafts will be available at the Greenwich Community College’s Creative Arts Festival on Saturday June 7.

The festival will showcase students’ work from its wide range of adult education and community learning courses. Members of the public of all ages are welcome to visit the festival, with family friendly activities on off er including a ‘Sewing Bee’ style T-shirt Challenge and a craft fair featuring handmade jewellery, textiles, ceramics and other products created by our students. The Creative Arts Festival will be held at the Greenwich Community College’s Greenwich Park campus on King George Street, SE10 8QB from 10am to 4pm on Saturday 7th June. Entry is free. Children must be accompanied by an adult. For further information please visit www.gcc.ac.uk/g e n e r a l - i n t e r e s t -co u r s e s / c re a t i ve -arts-festival.

A full day of fun for all ages is being held in Well Hall Pleasaunce on Sunday 1 June.The Pleasaunce’s ‘Spring Fayre’ will include stage entertainments, stalls, music, dancing and circus skills workshops.Children will also be able to enjoy bouncing on infl atables, watching Punch and Judy, ‘having a go’ at art, and coming into close contact with owls, birds of prey and exotic animals. The event will mark the start of this year’s Parksfest programme, which is sponsored by Greenwich Council. The Pleasaunce event is organised by the Tudor Barn in association with the Greenwich Park Rangers and the Friends of Well Hall Pleasaunce. Community dance groups performing will be Dance Defi nity and Loopy Lou’s; music is courtesy of Suzie Bailey and Espree, Greenwich Youth Band and the Rock Choir, playing a range of modern classics and hit songs.The Tudor Barn will be providing the catering, with outdoor bbq and the bar open in the Tudor Gallery. The event runs from 10am – 5pm.

ConfusedReader, Claire Deary, noticed that the new Tescos

Express in Well Hall Road is a little confused as to its

exact location.

A SEnine photographer visited the site and captured

the photo below.

Barn Art

SEnine

10 Join in a Community Activity

NEWS IN BRIEF

Page 11: May 2014

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Saturday May 3Open & Craft DayCrafty Wizards Pre-school parent /child activity day

Forty Foot Way SE92EX (Opposite Sidewood Road)

9.00am to 1.00pm

Saturdays until to 7 June‘Under the Greenwood’: Picturing British TreesArt Exhibition by 32 artists.

Gerald Moore Gallery, Eltham College

Entry free. 12 – 4pm

Sundays evenings during MayLive music at the Tudor BarnMay 4: ‘Espree’: 70s soul/pop covers

May 11:’Telling Tales’: acoustic duo

May 18: ‘Acoustic Chairs’: guitar vocal duo

May 25: Gordon Mark Webber and Steve Mac: acoustic

guitar vocal easy listening

Entry free Details at www.tudorbarneltham.co.uk.

7pm – 9.30pm

Saturday May 10‘A Taste of Classic FM’Played by the Greenwich Concert Band

Classics old and new, and film score

Holy Trinity Church, Southend Crescent

Tickets £8.00 on the door. 7.30pm

Wednesday 14 May‘History of Stained Glass’Talk by Janette Smith, former professional stained glass

craftsman. Organised by Eltham Arts

Eltham Centre. Entry free 7-9pm

Wednesday 14 MayQuiz night at the White HartOn behalf of local charities

Includes carvery meal

£10 per ticket from 8850 1562

Doors open 6pm, quiz starts 8pm

Wednesday 14 – 17 May‘Guards! Guards!’Adapted from Terry Pratchett’s novel

Bob Hope Theatre, Wythfield Road

Tickets £9 (£8 conc) 020 8850 3702

www.bobhopetheatre.co.uk. 7.45pm

Sunday 18 MayEltham Farmers MarketA range of local produce

Passey Place, Eltham High Street

10am – 2pm

Thursday 22 – 24 Saturday MayThe Gondoliers By Gilbert and Sullivan

Ferrier Operatic Society. Bob Hope Theatre

7.45pm (and 2.30 Sat)

Friday 23 MayFish and Chip supper with quizProgress Residents Association

£6 each or £11 for two - Tickets in advance only from

020 8319 1455 or 07947 043479

Progress Hall, Admiral Seymour Road. 7.30pm

Wednesday 28 MayQuiz night at the White HartOn behalf of local charities

Includes carvery meal

£10 per ticket from 8850 1562

Doors open 6pm, quiz starts 8pm

Wednesday 28 MayTudor Barn Wine ClubA range of six wines from regional France plus three

course meal. £40.00 in advance only. 0845 459 2351.

8pm

Wednesday 28 MaySculptureThursday 29 MayPhotographyFriday 30 MaySurface Design & Mark Making7-11 years; £20 per session

Create exciting and experimental artwork using a range

of materials and techniques with art instructor.

Gerald Moore Gallery, Mottingham, London

Tel: 020 8857 0448. www.geraldmooregallery.org

10am – 12:30pm

Saturday 31 MayProposals for Avery Hill Winter GardenOpen Day: A chance to see and comment on the

University’s plans for refurbishment

Avery Hill Mansion Site. Entry free. 11am – 4pm

Sunday 1 JuneFamily Fun DayWeekend after the Bank Holiday

Well Hall Pleasaunce - Live music, entertainment,

attractions - Stallholders welcome - 0845 459 2351

10am – 5pm

Tuesday June 17Four fl owers in artA talk by Russell Bowes who looks at the rose, sunflower,

lily and tulip. Organised by Eltham Nature Club

St Mary's Community Centre, Eltham High Street

£1.50 for members, £3 non-members

www.elthamnatureclub.co.uk - 7.30pm

Saturday 7 JuneCreative Arts FestivalGreenwich Community College

Displays of work, craft sales, course details

Greenwich Park Centre, King George St

Entry free 10am – 4pm

Saturday 7 JunePete Rowe & John Higgs - 'Tribute to the Shadows"Saturday 14 JuneImagineJackSaturday 21 JuneSteve Mac and his pupilsSaturday 28 JuneThe Folk MobPavement outside Normans Music - 2.00pm - 3.00pm

Free

Sunday 22 JuneClint's Jazz Band. An evening of Summer Jazz to celebrate the centenary of

Normans Music. Bob Hope Theatre Tickets £12.50 (£11

concessions). All proceeds to the Greenwich & Bexley

Community Hospice.

Wednesday – Saturday 18-21 June13’Modern play by Mike Bartlett & directed by Jennifer Sims.

‘A vision of London familiar and strange’

Bob Hope Theatre, Wythfield Road

Tickets £9 and £8 - 7.45pm

www.bobhopetheatre.co.uk or 020 8850 3702

Sunday 22 June‘Steaming Day’ at Crossness Pumping StationWorking beam engine in Grade1 Victorian building

Model engineering and international museums weekend

Dress: flat shoes and trousers. Light refreshments, shop,

large car park. Belvedere Road, SE2 9AQ

More details www.crossness.org.uk

Adults £6, Under 5s free, 5 – 16 years £2 10.30am – 4pm

Saturday 28 JuneThe Shane Hampsheir ShowBest of swing music with special guests

Bob Hope Theatre - Tickets £13.50 and £11.50

from 020 8850 3702 - Starts 7.30pm

Friday and Saturday 11 & 12 July‘Heard It on the Streets’New Stagers annual musical production

Realistic look at life in the concrete jungle

Bob Hope Theatre 020 8850 3702

7.30 (plus 2.30pm Sat) - £6.00

Every SundayEltham Cycle Club: ridesStart Eltham Park 9.30am. All ages and abilities, varied routes. www.limitededitioncycling.co.uk

Every MondayGreenwich Community ChoirEltham Park Methodist Church on Westmount Road

7.45pm. All Welcome.

An opportunity for people aged 18+ to enjoy singing in a

fun choir. It meets every Monday during term time.

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BOB

HOPE

THEATRE

COMING ATTRACTIONS

“They may be called the Palace

Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol.

Whatever the name, their purpose in any

work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is,

round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes

into the fi lm) to rush into the room, attack

the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered.

No one ever asks them if they want to.” The

original book by Terry Pratchett, which this

play is based on, was dedicated to these

fi ne men.

Directed by Simon Clifton, who as a huge

Terry Pratchett fan, thought it was about

time Discworld returned to Eltham (the last

visit being Mort in 2004). This is a large show

with lots of organisation, and the cast of 17

have been rehearsing since February. The

adaptation of Guards! Guards! to the stage

comes with many short snappy scenes

and will be a very cinematic experience.

The stage will be very bare, and will use

suggestion and imagination to get the

imagery in your head. But your imagination

will be assisted by the use of projections,

which has involved night photography in

Rochester and Whitechapel to get the look

of Ankh-Morpork. Original music will also

assist with setting the mood, alongside

extensive use of smoke machines, fl ash

and custom made animations. They will be

fundraising for the Orangutan Foundation,

which has kindly lent them the Librarian’s

costume. The other costumes will be Tudor

and Georgian depending on the social

standing of the character.

Carrot (Jack Woolf ) is 6’4” and very strong,

but was brought up by dwarves believing

he was a dwarf. Dwarves being literal and

dutiful people, his upbringing also gave

him a sense of honesty and idealism.

As a new recruit to the Night Watch, his

conscientiousness is seen as suicidal when

dealing with the realities of Ankh-Morpork

by the established members of the Night

Watch, but his enthusiasm strikes a chord

with Captain Vimes (Neil Whitaker – recently

seen in Pride and Prejudice at St Marys

Community Centre). When the Night Watch

are called upon to thwart the attempt by

a secret brotherhood to overthrow the

Patrician and take over Ankh-

Morpork using a stolen magic book and a

dragon to instil fear in the people, it is this

new spirit that supports their eff orts. They

must also assist the Librarian of the Unseen

University (Wendy Reynolds – who directed

Pride and Prejudice) in the attempt to return

the stolen book.

Guards! Guards! can be seen as an

observation on the life of a fantasy

henchman, seen from the viewpoint of

a city guard, or equally as a fantasy police

procedural drama, where the dragon is used

as an off ensive weapon. So this will be an

entertaining evening for everyone, as it has

many diff erent aspects to interest people.

Many important questions will be answered

in this fast paced dip into the lives of Ankh

Morpork’s Night Watch. Will the Patrician be

reinstated? Will the Night Watch receive a

reward? What is the future for the dragons?

Due to its frank language, this production is

really only suitable for teenagers upwards.

Guards! Guards!May 14th to 17th 2014

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PREVIEW by Beattie Slavin

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Saturday 17 May 2014, 7.30pmSt Alfege Church, Greenwich Church Street,

London SE10 9BJ

A CELEBRATION OF ENGLISH

CHORAL MUSICA Concert in Aid of Age UK Bromley & Greenwich

LONDON CONCERT CHOIRMark Forkgen conductorJames Longford organist

Bring a picnic to enjoy before the concert and have supper al fresco in St Alfege Park, adjoining the Church grounds.

Tickets: £12, under 18s £6, available from Age UK Bromley & Greenwich020 8315 1850 or [email protected]

Printing sponsored by

Live music 'Espree', the Rock Choir, Greenwich Youth Band, dance troupes.

Exotic animals, owls, face painting, Punch and Judy, stilt walking, circus skill workshops, Have-A-Go art sessions, stalls, infl atables

Outdoor bbq, indoor bar in Tudor Gallery, ice creams

Entry free

Come along and join the fun

Stall hire 020 8921 2937

Friends of Well Hall Pleasaunce www.parkfest.org

FayreWELL HALL PLEASAUNCE

SUNDAY JUNE 1st10am TO 5pm

Every MondayOpera Appreciation 7.00pm All Welcome. Royal Blackheath Golf Club. Phone

Pam Norris on 020 8850 6710

Every ThursdayEltham Chess & Games ClubAll ages and abilities welcome. St Mary’s Community

Centre, 7.30 – 9.30pm (Recess all Aug & Sep 1st)

Yvonne Conway on 020 8315 1850

[email protected]

Community Volunteers Time Bank 020 8315 1883

[email protected]

Wendy Smith on 020 8294 3013

[email protected]

Rose Waghorn 0781 118 7490

[email protected]

Louise Donovan on 020 8315 1850

[email protected]

Steve Paxman on 020 8294 3011

[email protected]

TUESDAY 6th 13th 20th 27th

Exercise Class. 10am – 11amSit & Get Fit - exercises to help keep you keep fit!

For more information contact: Yvonne Conway

French Group 2pm – 4pm Join other Francophiles and brush up your French.

Beginners and improvers welcome.

Contact: Community Volunteers Time Bank

Zumba Gold 2pm-3pmFriendly community based Zumba Gold Class, that lets you

move to the beat of the music at your own speed!

For more information contact: Yvonne Conway

Saturday 13th

Nutritional Advice 10am – 1.00 pm1 to 1 tailored advice from our nutritionist.

For more information contact: Wendy Smith

WEDNESDAY 28th

History Group 10am – 12pmContact The Community Volunteers Time Bank

THURSDAY 1st 15th

Craft Group 10am – 12pm Bring along your own craft project or try something new

with fellow enthusiasts!

Contact: Community Volunteers Time Bank

THURSDAY 1st 8th 15th 22nd 29th

Forget-me-not Singing 2pm – 3.30pmFor older people, people with disabilities, those with

Alzheimer's, dementia and their carers. For more

information contact: Rose Waghorn

2-6 Sherard Road

THURSDAY 8th 15th 22nd 29th

Acrylic Painting 1.30 – 3.30pmThe course is suitable for beginners and will be based on

painting landscapes. So come along and be inspired by the

world of acrylics and the friendly company of your fellow

artists! For more information contact: Louise Donovan

FRIDAY 2nd 9th 16th 23rd 30th

Technology Club 10am – 11.30amWe offer help and support on a range of subjects to help you

Keep in Touch with Technology from mobile phones, tablets,

cameras to laptops. Contact: Louise Donovan

SATURDAY 24th

Creative Workshop 1am – 3pm

Eltham’s Men In Sheds demonstration, how to make a

bug box for your garden. They cost very little and will

provide the perfect habitat for insects beneficial to your

garden.Booking is essential by 22nd May. Contact Steve

Paxman & MONDAY – SATURDAY

10am - 4pm. Men 55+ who enjoy sheds & workshops.

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Attention Lady GolfersEltham’s nine hole golfing oasis on Bexley Road has some

appealing offers on membership starting this spring.

E l t h a m

W a r r e n

Golf Club is

a beautifully

m a i n t a i n e d

area of parkland

whose picturesque golf holes snake

between majestic mature trees. Golf

has been played here by Eltham

residents since 1890, and the Club

has developed over the years into a

friendly and interesting place to play,

whilst continuing to keep an eye on

both the traditional values and modern

expectations of a local golf club for local

people.

Equally inviting is the welcome in the

clubhouse where members, who are

all mostly from the local area, relax and

socialise amongst friends, both new

and old.

For a limited

period some

s p e c i a l

promotions

are being

o f f e r e d ,

w h i c h

includes half

price annual

membership

fees for

lady golfers wishing to join, and also

the introduction of more fl exible

membership options for all.

The club will next year be celebrating

125 years of providing aff ordable golf in

Eltham. Since then it has established a

reputation as one of the most attractive

and best kept courses in the area.

Vice-captain of the ladies section, June

Dalby, said: “It’s a great way of

relaxing, a little oasis of calm

on our doorsteps. Our lady

members are a friendly group.

We enjoy our golf but we

also enjoy being members of

such a friendly club”

PGA qualifi ed teaching

professional Gary Brett is

on hand to give lessons

and prospective joiners are welcome

to accompany members to view the

course and try a few holes.

Eltham Warren Golf Club can be

contacted on 020 8850 4477 (offi ce

- option 1) or via email secretary@

elthamwarrengolfclub.co.uk. Full club

details can be viewed on the club’s

website

www.elthamwarrengolfclub.co.uk

5th Green, Par 4, 298 yards.

Acrylic Painting This course explores the world of colour, tone and texture using acrylics and is suitable for beginners.

Place: The Resource Centre, 2-6 Sherard Road, Eltham, SE9 6EXTime: 1:30pm – 3:30pmStart Date: Thursday 8th May for 6 weeksCost: £45 includes all materials (Payment required in advance)

To book your place please contact Louise Donovan on:T: 020 8315 1850E: [email protected]

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A volunteer nurse at Eltham’s Royal

Herbert military hospital, Enid made

candid observations about its daily life.

The appalling injuries, the rudimentary

treatment, the scarred lives and the petty

jealousies.

But it was the sexual tensions described

between the maturing young lady and

those in her care that must have sealed her

fate.

She wrote what she thought, published

and was damned in January 1918 with the

war in its fi nal phase. The reader becomes

her confi dant and we read her innermost

thoughts.

From her parents’ opulent villa in the

peaceful and heavenly woods atop Shooters

Hill, she descended down its slopes each

day to a living hell.

The hospital, now luxury fl ats and

apartments, housed more than 400 patients

on 13 wards and had opened in the 1860s,

closing only in 1977.

Seriously wounded and traumatised men

were brought in convoys from the Front via

Eltham station and cared for in conditions

that would now seem primitive, without

antibiotics or eff ective pain relief.

Her privileged life among the cultural

metropolitan elite had been rudely

interrupted and, perhaps under peer or

parental pressure, maybe an undeclared

sense of duty, she had become a member

of the Volunteer Aid Detachment. (VAD)

Most VADs were of the middle and upper

classes and unaccustomed to hardship and

traditional hospital discipline.

They were an uneasy addition to military

hospitals' rank and order. They lacked the

advanced skill and discipline of professional

trained nurses and were often critical of the

nursing profession.

Reading through the 146 pages of her work

‘Diary Without Dates’, the despair of the

inmates is matched only by her disdain for

her superiors, from humbler origins. The

resentment would have been mutual.

Her foreword prepares us for the content: “I apologize to those whom I may hurt.Can I soothe them by pleading that one may only write what is true for oneself?”

Freely available on the internet, as part of SEnine’s coverage of the WWI centenary events, we publish some extracts.

ARRIVAL AT ELTHAM

I had been on station duty so often. The

rickety country station lit by one large

lamp; the thirteen waiting VAD.'s; the long

wooden table loaded with mugs of every

size; kettles boiling; the white clock ticking

on; that frowsy booking clerk....

Then the sharp bell, the tramp of the

stretcher-bearers through the station, and

at last the two engines drawing gravely

across the lighted doorway, and carriage

windows fi lled with eager faces, other

carriage windows with beds slung across

them, a vast Red Cross, a chemist's shop, a

theatre, more windows, more faces....

In the dark days of World War One, Eltham had its own ‘Crimson Field’. Enid Bagnold was our local version of

Kitty Trevelyan. She wrote a diary which exploded a missile in the heart of British military establishment and she was sacked.

John Webb explores why her words were so offensive.

EXTRACTS

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The stretcher-men are lined up; the M.O.

meets the M.O. with the train; the train

Sisters drift in to the coff ee-table.

"Here they come! Walkers fi rst...."

The station entrance is full of men crowding

in and taking the steaming mugs of tea and

coff ee; men on pickaback with bandaged

feet; men with only a nose and one eye

showing, with stumbling legs, bound arms.

The station, for fi ve minutes, is full of jokes

and witticisms; then they pass out and into

the waiting chars-à-bancs.

THE PATIENTS

As he spoke his knees shot out from under

him with his restless pain. His right arm was

stretched from the bed in a narrow iron

frame, reminding me of a hand laid along

a harp to play the chords, the fi ngers with

their swollen green fl esh extended across

the strings; but of this harp his fi ngers were

the slave, not the master.

"Shall I call your Sister?" I whispered to him.

He shook his head. "She can't do anything.

I must just stick it out. They're going to

operate on the elbow, but they must wait

three days fi rst."

"The offi cer in No. 22 says he's in great pain,"

I said doubtfully. (It wasn't my ward, and

Sisters are funny.)

"I know," she said quite decently, "but I can't

do anything. He must stick it out.

It is curious to think that I once saw Mr.

Wicks on a tennis-lawn, walking across the

grass.... Mr. Wicks, who will never put his

foot on grass again, but, lying in his bed,

continues to say, as all Tommies say, "I feel

well in meself."

So he does; he feels well in himself. But he

isn't going to live, all the same

AIR RAIDS

I was down at the hospital to-night when

the factory blew up over the river. The

lights went out, and as they sank I reached

the kitchen hatchway with my tray. At the

bottom of the stairs I could see through the

garden door the sky grown sulphur and the

bushes glowing, while all the panes of glass

turned incandescent.

Then the explosion came; it sounded as

though it was just behind the hospital. Two

hundred panes of glass fell out, and they

made a noise too.

THE CONDITIONS

By seven o'clock even the long corridor was

as dim as the alley outside. No one thought

of shutting the windows…doubt whether

they will shut... and the fog rolled over the

sill in banks and round the open glass doors,

till even the white cap of a Sister could

hardly be seen as she passed.

It is a gloomy ward, I think; the pink silk on

the electric lights is so much too thick, and

the fi re smokes dreadfully. The patients sat

round the fi re with their "British warms" over

their dressing-gowns and the collars turned

up.

When a man dies they fetch him with a

stretcher, just as he came in; only he enters

with a blanket over him, and a fl ag covers

him as he goes out. When he came in he

was one of a convoy, but every man who

can stand rises to his feet as he goes out.

THE STAFF

I watched this one pass with a look half-

reverence, half-envy. One should never

aspire to know a Sister intimately. They are

disappointing people; without candour,

without imagination.

The new Sister has come, and at present she

is absolutely without personality, beyond

her medal. She appears to be deaf.

THE RELATIONSHIPS

He is a prisoner, and I have my honour, my

responsibility towards him; he has come

into this room to be cured, not tormented.

Even my hand must not meet his—no, not

even in a careless touch, not even in its

"duty"; or, if it does, what risk!

I feel that the little love we have created is a

hare whose natural fate is to be run by every

hound. But I don't see the reason. We can't

speak, No. 11 and I, only a whispered word

or two that seems to shout itself into every

ear. We don't know each other.

Last night I let him stand near me and talk. I

saw the Sister watching.

Once during the evening the eldest Sister

mentioned vaguely, "So-and-so has gone."

And I said aloud, after a little refl ection,

"Yes ... in the nick of time, Sister. "How ...

permanently am I in disgrace?"

And she: "Not at all ... now."

“I inevitably see in the line one face set on

a slant, one pair of eyes .. fi xed on me in a

steady, inoff ensive beam. This irritates me.

I meditate on love. I say to myself that Mr.

Pettitt is to be envied. I am still the wonder

of the unknown to him: I exist, walk, talk,

every day beneath the beam of his eye,

impenetrable.

“I thought you'd take me to a matinée one

afternoon", he said.

"Oh, charming! I can't get leave in the

afternoons, though."

THE JOB

It unsettles me as I lay my spoons and

forks. Sixty-fi ve trays. It takes an hour to

do. Thirteen pieces on each tray. Thirteen

times sixty-fi ve. Eight hundred and forty-

fi ve things to collect, lay, square up

symmetrically.

THE WAR

From the camp across the road the words

of command fl oat in through the ward

window.

All day long the words of command come

over the ward window-sills. All day long

they bump and shout and sweat and play

that charade of theirs behind the guns.

All day long little men training to fi ll just

such another hospital as ours with other

little men.

‘Diary Without Dates’ by Enid Bagnold, fi rst published January 1918 www.gutenberg.org/fi les/31124/31124-h/31124-h.htm

Enid Algerine Bagnold, Lady Jones, CBE (27

October 1889 – 31 March 1981), known by her

maiden name as Enid Bagnold, was a British

author and playwright, best known for the

1935 story National Velvet which was fi lmed in

1944 with Elizabeth Taylor.

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New patients are always welcome.

The tunic-wearing, sword-bearing

pompous-looking fellow was

marched into their classrooms under

wraps to allow the youngsters to

guess his identity.

It turned out to be one of the

wealthiest people in Eltham’s history,

none other than Colonel John

Thomas North, the brains behind the

mansion at Avery Hill.

The purpose of the exercise was to gain

the pupils’ fi rst impressions of a man

who is soon to be given a new lease of

life on the local scene.

His greatest remaining creation, Avery

Hill’s magnifi cent Winter Garden is the

subject of a bid to the Heritage Lottery

Fund for its restoration. The University

of Greenwich, which owns the site, is

aiming to mount a ‘Stage 2’ application

for more than £2m to the Fund, having

been given the ‘green light’ in the fi rst

round.

The provision of educational facilities

alongside the restored glasshouse is a

crucial element of the bid.

Co-ordinator Sarah Cretch said: “We

needed to gauge children’s reactions to

the story of Col North to make sure our

approach is right to appeal to young

people.

“They found him a really exciting

fi gure; we’re busy sifting through their

responses and will make sure these are

refl ected in our plans.”

Col North made his fortunes in South

America in the 19th century, exploiting

the wealth of minerals in the country.

Originally from Yorkshire, he made the

creation of a mansion at Avery Hill a

‘grand project’ for his money. He died in

1896, aged 54, only a few years after the

mansion was fi nished.

Large parts of the mansion were

bombed in World War Two after it had

been sold for as use as a teacher training

college; the glasshouse became a local

attraction, but in recent years has

needed major repairs, many of the

original plants having died when the

heating failed.

At a session held in Eltham Church

of England School, the unveiling of a

mannequin of the Victorian magnate,

in the ceremonial uniform of the Tower

Hamlets Territorial Army provoked

powerful reactions from the Year 5

students including the following 'I had

no idea that one person created the

winter gardens'

'Its funny that he was a celebrity - he

made everyone like him by having

good parties! I'd like to ask him how he

got so rich and famous...'

'I think he might have been lonely,

people who have loads of money are

sometimes...I hope he had friends and

family as well as money'.

The University plans to submit the bid in

November with work possibly starting

in 2015. There will be an open day to

fi nd out more about the history of the

site and showcase and consult on their

plans Saturday 31 May from 1 – 4pm.

Children from three Eltham schools have come face to face with a tall, bearded, pot-bellied stranger.

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A new judo club is meeting in

Eltham for young people to

learn the skills of the sport.

An off shoot of a long-running

club on the Page Estate, the new

venue, at Avery Hill, off ers young

people from the age of four the

chance to get involved in the

sport.

The successful club, Edo Judo

Kwai, under chief instructor Stuart

Thundercliff e, last year provided half the

Greenwich squad for the London Youth

Games.

But its expansion is also a ‘legacy’ project

for Stuart who is suff ering from serious

illness, having taken over the club in

2006.

Stuart said: “I’m passionate about judo

and keen to make it a reality for as many

people as possible.

“While I have got the chance, I want

to see some of our members become

coaches and run their own club”, he said.

So Stuart is over-seeing the progress of

Tim Merchant, a black belt, and Archie

McDonald, brown belt, who are the

lead instructors of the new club, which

meets at Anstridge Hall on Tuesday

evenings.

The club met for the fi rst time in

January and received a strong

response from local youngsters.

There are two sessions, the fi rst for

the four to ten years olds, followed

by a session for people up to 16.

Club fees are £2.50 a week.

Stuart said: “We focus on Judo and

the traditions, teaching and training,

fi rst and foremost as a martial art.

The reasons behind this are very

simple; it teaches you respect, honour,

loyalty, commitment, dedication,

humility, spirituality, inner peace and

above all a sense of worth".

“We want to make sure it’s accessible to

as many people as possible.”

Contact Archie’s mum, Denise, on

07787 798248.

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Because of the devastation wreaked on the built environment by aerial

bombardment during the Second World War, which was compounded by the V1 ‘doodle bugs’ in 1943, government experts were planning for post war solutions to the housing crisis. This was before the onslaught of the deadly V2 rocket attacks in 1944 and 1945, which exacerbated the situation.

Thought was given to providing a temporary solution in the form of pre-fabricated, or pre-fab, homes. Such a solution was not new. At Well Hall and Eltham Park in the First World War some 1,500 detached wooden hutments were erected for munitions workers at Woolwich Arsenal. Their life expectancy was to be terminated when war ceased but in reality the last major group was not removed until 1935 while some survived at Grangehill Road until the 1950s.

Production of pre-fabs was dependant on the availability of materials, which

included aluminium and asbestos sheeting on a skeleton of steel and timber. Skills generated in aircraft production were galvanised and production line techniques were used to produce the sections necessary to make the new homes which came in several types including the Arcon and the Uni-Seco.

Local authorities were charged with fi nding pre-fab sites only expected to be used for ten years and Woolwich Borough Council, in conjunction with the London County Council, found suitable locations. These are the Eltham sites and what can be seen there today.

On sites of demolished wartime

housing.

Two detached Victorian houses at 117 and 121 Green Lane, alongside Parkview Road, was the location for nine units, which were replaced by Greenwich Council with a children’s home in the early 1970s. The vacated home was sold and replaced by the Wimpey fl ats of ‘Links Court’ in 1994/5.

Demolished Corbett terrace houses at 521-539 Rochester Way and 146-164 Grangehill

Road became the site of twelve pre-fabs. They were replaced in 1977 by the local authority sheltered accommodation of the sixty-three ‘Garnett Close’ fl ats named after Eltham resident George Garnett, the last Mayor of Woolwich Borough Council.

The large Corbett houses at 7-15 Westmount Road were replaced by eight pre-fabs, and on removal by local authority fl ats. Opposite Eltham Park Baptist Church nine pre-fabs were erected on the site of 24-28 Westmount Road (replaced by local authority fl ats) and at 25 and 27 Elderslie Road (replaced by private fl ats). At 10-22 Elderslie Road, the site of twelve pre-fabs was replaced by local authority fl ats.

At the corner of Horn Park Lane, on the site of 94 Eltham Road, the seven pre-fabs

of Horn Park Close (vacated 1981) were replaced by local authority housing, of that name, in 1988.

Parkland. Across Eltham Park South the fi fty-one pre-fabs of ‘Eltham Park’ were installed on some four acres of land. Residents

opposite in Glenesk Road later complained of chimney smoke and the loss of park use; the status quo was achieved when the pre-fabs were removed in 1961.

Open space at Oxleas Meadows (opposite a prisoner of war camp) alongside Rochester Way was taken for sixty-two units and numbered as ‘Lower Jackwood Close’. The sloping site has been returned to parkland and nearby the underground reservoir was completed in 1983.

The seventy-nine pre-fabs of Gavestone Crescent were erected on open space at Horn Park. Their removal in 1969 saw the parkland reinstated and the curving roadway survive as a pathway in the park.

PRE-FABS IN ELTHAMJohn Kennett looks at a temporary housing solution

Approved fl oor plan layout for the Arcon V pre-fab

Arcon type pre-fabs with a low-pitched corrugated iron

rolled ridge roof at Horn Park Close, 1981

A Uni-Seco type pre-fab with fl at roof and corner

windows at Green Lane & Parkview Road, 1971

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On the Eltham Common open space surrounding the (former) Shooters Hill police station at Well Hall Road fi fty-one units, known as ‘Eltham Common Bungalows’, were erected. On removal the land was returned to grassland.

Vacant sites. The tall local authority block of fl ats at Well Hall Road, opposite The Welcome Inn fl ats, was once the site of fi ve pre-fabs. Nearby in Well Hall Road, between Arbroath and Dunblane roads, thirty-four units have been replaced by local authority houses and fl ats. It is ironic that on this site from about 1916 to 1936 stood some of the First World War hutments for munitions workers.

Two pre-fabs stood at the corner site of Eltham High Street and Westmount Road. They were replaced by the temporary structure of the Eltham Mini Town Hall (1973-1998) then by the present fl ats.

Thirty-two pre-fabs of Ryelands Crescent were erected at Westhorne Avenue/Sidcup Road, opposite Cliftons (now Tesco) in June 1947. A contemporary report states that, ‘A team of workmen erected a four-room aluminium house in 30 minutes and a family could have been living there within another 30 minutes if the furniture could be unloaded in that time.’ The units came by road from Gloucestershire in four sections, which were put in position with the aid of a crane. The team travelled around the country to erect the new homes. ‘They are

the best possible prefabricated houses, compact and labour saving, in fact they’re the housewives’ dream,’ commented the foreman. Private houses on this Crown land replaced the pre-fabs but with the same road name. Nearby at Simnel Road, Horn Park, some two-storey pre-fabs survived until 1996 when replaced by permanent housing.

On Crown land at the junction of Ladysmith and Enslin roads stood six pre-fabs where the fl ats of Langley Court can now be seen.

On a wartime allotment site, previously part used as a tennis court, stood seventy-eight pre-fabs, the larger part known as Strongbow Crescent but also some in Strongbow, Dobell and Archery roads; they were replaced by local authority housing and two tall blocks of fl ats in the early 1960s.

The thirty-six pre-fabs of Southend Close were built off Southend Crescent on the garden of Conduit House in Bexley Road. This site, and that of Conduit House and Barn Lodge, was developed for local authority fl ats and bungalows around 1960.

On the Mottingham Estate, opposite St Edward’s Church, the pre-fabs were replaced by the houses of Horning Close in 1977, and the site of those between Elmstead Lane and Wayside Grove was returned to open space.

One former resident of Strongbow Crescent recalls that, ‘They had a large hall where the toilet, bathroom and airing cupboard were. It had a good sized

lounge with a large window, a closed-in fi re with glass doors which also acted as a type of central heating system for the rest of the house, having vents in the other rooms to allow the heat to circulate. They had a fully fi tted kitchen with a fridge and all mod cons. There was a large bathroom and separate toilet which was rare at that time. They were light and airy with lots of cupboard space. They were hot in summer and as they were built on the allotment site we had quite a few insects but large gardens. Before the pre-fabs were demolished we moved with some of our neighbours to the Coldharbour Estate.’

All pictures are from the John Kennett collection

Last pre-fab at Gavestone Crescent, 1969

Strongbow Road and Crescent

PRE-FAB POSTSCRIPT

The pre-fab solved a housing problem and such was

their popularity that pockets of them survive around

the country including those purchased under the ‘right

to buy’ scheme although now brought up to modern

standards. Some individual pre-fabs have been re-

erected at museums including Duxford, with its aircraft

displays, Sandtoft Trolleybus Museum, and Avoncroft

Museum of Buildings near Bromsgrove.

Nearby off Rochester Way at Carnbrook/ Highbrook

roads, the last pre-fabs in Greenwich Borough were

replaced by permanent housing in 2006 although

the last one (photographed above) survived until

replacement in 2010.

Surprisingly over 100 pre-fabs remain on the Excalibur

estate at North Downham, Lewisham, which can

be reached from Eltham on the 124 bus alighting

at Castillon Road near fenced off boarded-up units

awaiting re- development. There is a long-running

history about the future of the site for which English

Heritage has listed six (in two groups) at Persant Road

as being of Grade 2 status; another pre-fab has been

turned into a temporary museum (until 31st May)

where memories and pictures record the story of the

residents and the site which should have been returned

to park land after ten years.

Few pictures and written memories survive of the

Eltham pre-fabs and the writer is grateful to those

who have helped over the years with information and

photos, often of family groups taken in the garden with

neighbours’ pre-fabs as a backdrop. Any additional

information will be welcome via the SEnine offi ce and

website so that this unique temporary housing can be

fi ttingly recorded.

John Kennett

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They say that the football season has fi nished but I can assure you

all that we are busy at our clubs arranging pre-season friendlies,

talking to players and a bit of housekeeping at Badgers to keep it

looking all nice and clean. We will also be introducing a new Youth

team to the club and running two teams at Under 18 and one at

Under 14. Any budding footballers who would like to trial for any of

these teams, please get in touch.

In other news, both we and Erith Town will have new

managers in place with Cray Valley’s Steve Chapman and the

Dockers Mark Tompkins deciding to step down as managers at the

end of the season. Both Chapman and Tompkins will be staying

with their clubs though and moving to positions ‘upstairs’. I wish

both of them good luck in their new positions and I look forward to

introducing our new managers to you soon.

On the pitch during April, the Dockers gained some very

creditable results, beating both of the top two clubs in Whyteleafe

and Ashford United to secure a top 4 fi nish for themselves in the

League. As for the Millers, we fi nished the season with a fl ourish

to fi nish in 6th place to continue our steady improvement since

gaining promotion

to the Kent League in 2011 and hopefully that improvement will

continue next season.

The FA has decided that from the 2014/15 Season, all

Step 5 Leagues will have a minimum of 20 clubs and clubs across

the regions have been warned that they could well be moved to

a diff erent League for the coming season. Our League currently

operates with 17 teams and with Erith & Belvedere dropping

into the League following their relegation, to replace Champions

Whyteleafe, a minimum of 3 new teams could be making their

debut visits to Badgers next season. It will make the League much

more competitive and again, we’ll let you know more about the

new teams next month.

There’s still plenty happening during the close season and

a list of forthcoming attractions can be seen on this page. I hope

there’s something there to interest you and we look forward to

welcoming you to Badgers in the very near future.

Frank May, Chairman,

Cray Valley (PM) FC

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Dedication, Self-belief & Hard WorkOne of Eltham Hill School’s first black pupils,

Bernardine Evaristo, has returned to her old school to tell students about her award-winning career as a writer.

Since leaving in 1977, Bernardine has

been awarded an MBE and travelled

to more than 80 countries on writing

tours. In that time, she has written

seven books, some of which have been

dramatized for radio.

The old school pictures of the time

show a young Bernardine as only one

of three non-white faces among the

serried ranks of young girls and teachers

attending Eltham Hill in those years.

And it was this sense of being an

‘outsider’ to which she attributes her

success.

“I knew I was diff erent but I didn’t have

the vocabulary to articulate it,” she

told SEnine. “It was only as I got older

that I realised the identity-formation

implications of being black in an all-

white school. Nonetheless, I did feel

accepted and had many friends.’

Bernardine says that her mixed-

race heritage and her early outsider

experiences helped shape her into

the writer she is today, someone

committed to writing from marginalised

perspectives and giving voice to untold

stories.

Bernardine’s latest novel, ‘Mr Loverman’,

is about a 74 year old Caribbean London

man who is a closet homosexual.

Her writing is said to be ‘characterised

by experimentation, daring, subversion

which challenges the myths of various

Afro-diasporic histories and identities.’

It ranges from poetry, verse-novels, a

novel-with-verse, a novella, short stories,

prose novels, radio and theatre drama,

and literary essays and criticism. But

despite the range, her novels can take

up to fi ve years of painstaking research,

drafting and re-drafting until they are

ready for publication.

The standard of the output has led her

to being made a Fellow of the Royal

Society of Literature in 2004 and a

Fellow of the Royal Society of Arts in

2006.

Brought up in Woolwich, Bernadine

was one of eight children by a Nigerian

father and white English mother. Having

passed for grammar school aged 11,

she opted for the all-girls environment

at Eltham Hill.

It was there she became involved in

drama, citing inspirational teacher Peter

Cook, and taking part in female-only

productions of Midsummer Night’s

Dream and Under Milk Wood. After

school, it was natural that she studied

drama, at Rose Bruford in Sidcup and

enjoyed a career as an actress before

becoming a writer. Later, she earned a

PhD in creative writing at Goldsmiths,

University of London.

Her second book, Lara (1997), a verse

novel about her family and featuring

Eltham Hill School was her breakthrough

book and set her on the road to a full

time career as a writer.

Lara is a powerful semi-autobiographical

novel-in-verse based on her own

childhood and family history. The novel

travels back over 150 years, seven

generations and three continents of

ancestry. It explores the lives of those

who leave one country in search of a

better life elsewhere, but who end up

struggling to be accepted.

Since, she has won numerous awards

including ‘Book of the Year’ twelve times

in British newspapers and magazines.

The Emperor’s Babe was a Times

newspaper ‘Book of the Decade’

The Emperor’s Babe was adapted into a

BBC Radio 4 play in 2013 and her novella

Hello Mum was broadcast as a Radio 4

play in 2012. Her writing has appeared

in many anthologies.

Since 1997 she has accepted invitations

to take part in over 80 international

tours as a writer. She gives readings

and delivers talks, keynotes, workshops

and courses and she has held visiting

fellowships and professorships.

Bernardine’s return to Eltham Hill was

part of World Book Day where she

spoke to today’s multi-cultural student

population.

She said, “My advice to them is ‘If you

want it, go for it; with dedication,

self-belief and hard work anything is

possible.”

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FEATURE

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Avery Hill already has some of the

oldest hedges in the area, dating

back many hundreds of years.

The new section, nearly 100 yards long,

has been

planted by

the park’s

friends group,

using saplings

from the

W o o d l a n d

Trust.

It will

complement

surrounding

h e d g e s

alongside the

P i p p e n h a l l

e n t r a n c e ,

Butterfl y Lane

and on the perimeter of the park itself.

The new hedge contains around

500 trees made up of cherry, birch,

hawthorn, rowan and dogwood, native

species which when mature will

provide a home for a range of

wildlife including bats, beetles,

insects and birds.

The Avery Hill friends group

applied for the trees from the

Woodland Trust as part of a

programme of improvements

which they hope to see in the

park. They are in discussion with

the council’s parks department

over the possible siting of a

World War One centenary

woodland.

A new grove of magnolias,

planted over the winter, fl owered for

the fi rst time this year; the friends

allocated money to the project from

money donated by the New Eltham

Horticultural Society, which has wound

up its activities.

The fi ve

m a g n o l i a s ,

close to the

Winter Garden,

are intended

to add to

spring colour

in the park.

In addition,

the friends

are hoping to

win funds to

make improvements to the play area

and the terrace garden alongside the

glasshouse.

A new section of hedgerow has been planted in Avery Hill Park.

Hedge Fund

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When were you fi rst elected to

Greenwich Council?

In 1968 after I won for the Conservatives

in Horn Park, a strong Labour ward. I was

only 33 but was handed a role in the

Cabinet, looking after leisure services.

Has it changed much during your

time?

The council today is very diff erent from

the one I joined. You can get expenses

now but then I had to even buy my own

stamps. Now it is run more professionally

with budgets of millions of pounds.

What's been your highlight as a

councillor?

One of my funniest moments was when

I allowed the North Kent Sun Club to

hold their nude gala at Plumstead Baths.

Even some of the pool attendants went

AWOL that night but I thought ‘you only

live once'. There was a slight problem

when I had to pin on the winners'

medals.

How did you become interested in

politics?

I joined the debating society at school,

Haberdashers' Aske's Hatcham Boys'

School (as it used to be called) in New

Cross, and I took part in the school

election in 1952. It really enthused me.

And you later became a teacher

there?

I did, in 1958, and stayed until I retired in

1991. I was never particularly ambitious

so I was happy to stay. I'm very proud

of a caving expedition I led to the Arctic

Circle in 1962 and 1964. It was one of

the things that helped me get awarded

my MBE last year.

You were a magistrate for many

years too?

Yes, I enjoyed it enormously, the work

was so rewarding. I was based at

Camberwell Green and Tower Bridge

courts. There was never a dull moment.

During my fi rst case the defendant, a

bald man with a colourful cockatoo

tattooed on his head, had a rat climb

out of his shirt and sit on his shoulder.

I became Chairman of the Southwark

and Lambeth bench in charge of 120

magistrates.

How long have you lived in Eltham?

I was born in hospital in Woolwich in

1935 and lived in Eltham from that

moment. I was only away from the town

for National Service in Japan in 1953.

When I returned I took a park labouring

job on Shooters Hill. My duties included

hoisting the fl ag on Severndroog Castle

and cleaning the lavatories. It's now a

great honour of mine to be a trustee of

the Severndroog Castle Trust.

Do you think Eltham has changed a

lot?

Like other high streets all over England

our town has been aff ected by the

internet and places like Bluewater. I'm

impressed by the new cinema planned

for the high street which is why I voted

for it at the recent council planning

committee meeting. I believe Eltham

has always retained a good sense of

community because generations tend

to stay in the area.

Do you have family?

My wife is Jennifer, who used to be a

teacher including at Roper Street. We

have a daughter Rachel who has given

us two grandchildren and my son

Thomas has recently become engaged.

Have you got on with your political

opponents over the years?

I was very touched by the number of

Labour politicians who attended my

retirement party. I've always felt that

just because your views diff er it doesn't

mean to say you can't be friends with

each other. Clive Eff ord and I have

known each other years and we get on

very well.

What about your friends in the

Eltham Conservatives?

I've made so many over the years. Sir

Peter Bottomley was selected to fi ght

the seat when I was Chairman of the

Eltham Conservative Association and

we still keep in regular contact.

There's Roger Pawley, who was

chairman before me, and David Hubber,

who fought in Horn Park ward with

me back in 1968. And not forgetting

Spencer Drury who will soon fi ght Clive

for election to be MP.

In all your time did the Conservatives

ever take control of Greenwich

Council?

Once, in 1968, when I was fi rst elected. It

was a baptism of fi re for me but I loved

it.

How do you intend to occupy your

retirement?

I shall be busy at Severndroog and I am

interested in gardening and writing for

pleasure.

Dermot Poston is retiring after 46 years as an Eltham councillor. His life, largely spent in the town, has been very varied, as

Matt Bell found out when he spoke to him.

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'Crafty Wizards' enjoyed a creepy

crawlies experience at the Pre-

School along with a football session with

Chalton Athletic football coaches. Over

the last term the pre-school has had a

Wizarding Week, Book Week (including

World Book Day) and more recently

have been celebrating a Healthy Body,

Happy Me campaign.

Creepy CrawliesOur Crafty Wizards got to touch snakes,

b e a r d e d

l i z a r d s ,

m i l l i p e d e s ,

cockroaches,

c h i n c h i l l a s

and guinea

pigs. They

were very

brave and

a s k e d

a m a z i n g

q u e s t i o n s

such as: "Why is the lizard so lazy?" and

"Will guinea pigs go grey like my Dad?".

There were comments such as "Look

it's a stinky!" (should be Slinky Lizard) "It

tickles my heart!".

Healthy Happy WeekDuring the 'Healthy Body, Happy

me' week the focus was on a range

of matters from how to be hygienic;

singing a hand wash song to talking

about germs. The children got active

through football with Charlton Athletic

and fun exercises. The discussions have

been about how to be safe in our local

area.

We have been getting messy (to then

practice how to clean our hands) with

dinosaurs and jelly, as well as mud in

our mud kitchen outside. We have

been creative with designing germs,

football kits, maps and huge children's

character's.

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EDUCATION

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Six year old Alfi e Crush didn’t have

to be roped in to Gordon primary

school’s latest fi tness programme.

His heart must have skipped a beat

when he heard that a challenge was on

to fi nd a new school keep-fi t champion.

Because Alfi e (pictured below) has been

a regular trainer at a boxing gym for the

last two years and didn’t need teaching

the ropes.

He knew it was no time to keep his

feet on the ground but to show off his

talents.

Clocking in at 226 skips in two minutes,

averaging nearly two a second, Alfi e

was head and shoulders the fastest

skipper in town.

Alfi e told SEnine: “I’ve been going to

Keddles gym for two years and have

got really quick at it.”

As well as the traditional skip, he’s

mastered the cross-over techniques of

the boxing world.

Skipping has become a craze in the

Gordon playground with the multi-

coloured ropes being fl ourished in all

directions at playtime.

To encourage the past time, the school

organised a day for students to learn

extra skills with Skip2BFit, who organise

workshops.

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YOUNG ELTHAM

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Half an hour apart, I received two

phone calls giving opposite

views. The fi rst claimed that the duck

population was being wiped out by

signs in the local park instructing people

not to feed the animals. The second

complained that the ‘fl ying rats’ were

being encouraged by people scattering

scraps on the ground.

Of course, park visitors have their

reasons. Feeding the birds is fun for kids,

you get see the animals close up and

they appear to be very grateful. Does it

matter?

On straightforward nutritional grounds,

there’s little doubt that white bread isn’t

doing them much good. Bread holds

little nutritional value and the RSPB

suggests that better foods for birds

include cake crumbs, crushed biscuits,

grated cheese, leftover jacket potatoes,

breakfast cereals, overripe strawberries,

apples and porridge oats. Proprietary

duck food can also be bought.

Bread can also make them ill and less

able to forage for themselves.

Ducks naturally eat weed, acorn, insects

and fi sh, all in abundance apart from

the coldest periods of winter. Pigeons

prefer seeds, copious amounts of which

are available in our local open spaces,

the limiting factor for them being the

availability of roost sites to breed and

rear their young.

In the dark days of winter, many

householders put up bird feeders to

encourage birds to enter their gardens,

providing a wholesome meal to help

them through cold and frosty days.

An alternative and under-

rated way of having fun

watching wildlife is a bird

bath. A small patch of fresh

water, sited away from

the perils of local cats can

attract a constant stream

of visitors, from sparrows,

starlings, blackbirds and

robins, splashing around to

cleanse their feathers and

taking the occasional slurp.

Another natural approach

to bird feeding is to plant trees and

shrubs, in particular those bearing seeds

and berries. A range of wildfl ower seed

mixes is also available, encouraging

insects and bees, both great bird fodder.

To Feed or Not to Feed.

It ’s the vexed question of whether our local ducks and birds need our help.

Prince's TrustRecruits for a 12 week Prince’s Trust

‘team programme’ starting in May are

being sought by the Central Eltham

Youth Project.

The programme is for young people,

aged 16 – 25 years, who claim Job

Seekers Allowance and aims to prepare

them for work by personal development.

During the programme, recruits are

off ered work experience, qualifi cations,

practical skills, community projects and

a residential week.

It will be the 10th programme that CEYP

has organised for the Trust, with many

former recruits having been helped

into jobs from their experiences on the

course.

They learn to develop their personal

abilities, presentation skills and how to

work with others on projects.

Graduates from the CEYP’s fi rst course of

the year received their certifi cates from

Eltham MP Clive Eff ord at a ceremony at

the Tudor Barn just before Easter.

Trustee Judy Smith congratulated staff

and students on their achievements

during the 12 weeks and wished them

every success in their future careers.

Potential recuits should contact CEYP

on 020 8859 6644 or email

[email protected].

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NATURAL ELTHAM

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Two hundred and counting…

Celebrations continue at Eltham Church

of England primary to mark the school’s

200th birthday. Members of the public

are being invited to attend open

days on June 20 and 21 when there

will be displays detailing the school’s

distinguished history in the town and

examples of children’s work. Particularly

welcome will be former pupils and

teachers who will have the chance to

meet up with friends from their past.

Fingers crossed, there may also be a

vision for the future. The school is to

increase its intake to two forms a year

and has been allocated funds for a

re-build, which the governors have

decided should be on its current Roper

Street site. SPY understands that there

are still some sulks from seniors at the

council over the community’s rejection

of Eltham Park South as the location for

the new school buildings with ‘let them

eat cake then’ mumblings from some of

the sour grapers.

Old fashioned looks…

Well done to the newly opened Charlton

Lido for achieving heritage signposting

from Well Hall Road, installed within

days of its launch. Envious looks from

campaigners down the road at Well Hall

Pleasaunce who have been asking for

such signs for the last eight years, and

have been turned down by the council

on numerous occasions. Still, the

outdoor pool will need all the help it can

get through the cold and not-so-warm

months of the year. SPY understands

that, after its opening in March, the

Lido’s receipts were running at around

£70.00 a day, while the cost of gas to

heat the water was more than £200.00.

However, expect it to be bombed out in

the summer.

Fit for purpose?

At £5.5m outlay, and running costs

each year to be factored in, the Lido is

certainly an expensive item. But in the

name of increasing healthy living and

fi tness who’d complain? At one time it

was thought allotment gardening fell

into the same category but now sadly

not. The council’s decision to quadruple

the cost of rentals has led to a vanishing

waiting list for plots and a doubling of

those left untended, leaving some sites

unsustainable and beyond the pockets

of less well-off . The overall increase

in revenue has amounted to

just £30-odd thousand a

year, diminishing all the

time as plots fall into the

hands of ‘concession’ payers. Now that

we learn that the proper diet should

include seven items of fresh produce a

day, ideally fi ve vegetables, the short-

sightedness of this decision defi es

description. Allotments are keep-fi t

and healthy eating in one gulp. Unlike

our sports centres, which bristle with

the adverts and products of CocaCola

and McDonalds. Many of the extreme

minority pass times, for example

athletics, which can barely muster a

crowd of more than 5,000 for any event,

are almost a wing of these junk food

companies’ PR departments.

All change in shops….

Of course, the council’s idea for keep-

fi t, cycling (aka Russian Roulette), on

which countless millions are spent,

is responsible for snagging plans for

the Town Centre refurbishment. The

scheme is being delayed while ideas

for cycle lanes are formulated, expect

a consultation later in the year on this.

On the shops themselves, the latest

developments include a new branch

of J D Sports, on the double site at

‘phone shop alley’; a steak and burger

barbeque outlet in place of Pizza Hut

and bigger premises for the Nationwide

building society into the site long

occupied by Roseby’s and Eltham

Home Choice. No takers yet, however

for the now-closed Bedpost or Percival’s

Cameras. Most intriguing, though, are

the whispers SPY is receiving over a

new charity shop ‘Clothes for Causes’.

Before readers stifl e yawns, apparently it

all has something to do with shopping

guru Mary Portas, famed for trying to

breathe life into parades the length of

the nation. Anyway, keep an eye out for

the corner unit, fronting the

High Street, at Eltham Arcade

on that one.

Top of the class….

SPY’s education

correspondent off ers

congratulations to the staff

and students of Eltham Hill

school which attained ‘outstanding’ in

a recent Ofsted inspection in all areas,

including the new sixth form. ‘Students’

behaviour and attitudes to learning are

excellent and contribute greatly to their

academic success. Students feel happy

and safe at school and attendance is

high’, said the lead inspector. Praise

indeed.

You’ve got to be Kidbrooking…

When it comes to the use of fi gures,

property developers seem to be as

slippery as politicians. SPY heard Terry

Pidgley, chairman of Berkeley Homes,

when he launched the new Kidbrooke

Village in 2010, claim that housing

would cover only 38 per cent of the

‘site’. This, of course, only works if you

include the whole of Sutcliff e Park,

which readers will instantly recognise

as an adjacent public park and nothing

much to do with Berkeley Homes. At the

recent exhibition to unveil the 31 storey

King Kong Kidbrooke Tower, Berkeley’s

architectural fraternity had adjusted

this fi gure upwards to 44 per cent but

still, it seems, including the park. With

the imminent tarmacking over of the

western side of the park to facilitate a

small number of people achieving new

PBs in throwing, jumping and running,

SPY assumes this fi gure will have to be

adjusted upwards to over 50 per cent.

Shall we re-name it Salami Sausage Park

now?

Personal best…

SPY understands an alternative site has

been suggested, that is, Thomas Tallis’

old sports fi eld. Great idea. Take the

athletics track with it as well perhaps,

returning the whole of Sutcliff e Park to

the public. Maybe, as it’s part of ‘the site’,

Berkeley’s might like to slice some of

their profi ts to pay for it.

Scaling the castle..

SPY understands the fi nishing

touches are now being put

to Severndroog Castle; an

early summer opening is now

being pencilled in.

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Yalways newsy, sometimes

inaccurate or irreverent, often

controversial or gossip, but never

the opinion of SEnine.

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Either go to the SEnine web site atwww.senine.co.uk

or write to the Editor at:

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Do you have an opinion?

Do you have a 'pet' groan?

Have you had a good experience?

Do you have a story to tell?

Why not write and tell us?

As always, I am enthralled by the beauty of perception and composition as well as the technical perfection of your photos on the covers of the Magazine. Would it be possible to compile and produce a monthly calendar from these pictures? You could certainly put me down for 3 copies, but of course I know nothing of the commercial prospects of such a venture.

Ursula Mudhar

Old Boy Dreams Who Really Cares

Does Spy ride a motorbike? If so he may have noticed recent changes to the bus lane signs in Well Hall Road.The motorbike symbols on these signs were taped over last year and I tried to fi nd out why from Transport For London but did not get a reply until I asked again through Clive Eff ord M.P. Apparently there had been a clerical error in the original Traffi c Order which has since been corrected so the signs have been restored and motorbikes are now permitted to use this Bus Lane.John Bright

What a lovely little article Who cares for the carers?If only it were true! I am one of those carers indirectly employed by GC. The truth of the matter is My Care Agency has not adopted the London Living Wage.This is, I believe, due to a new contract not being signed by GC and the dedicated carers of Greenwich still continue to receive a measly £6.31 an hour, without any travelling time being paid. So you tell me who really cares for the carers.

Sue

New Font

Thanks so much for your splendid article on Crossness Engines in this month's SEnine. Hopefully more Eltham residents will come and visit us during the year.Roger TaylorTrusteeThe Crossness Engines Trust

As a resident of Eltham I am contacting you to say that I strongly oppose the proposed 31 storey Tower Block at Kidbroke. There are a number of tower blocks in this area that are (about) 10 storeys high. They are high enough and I see no reason for blotting the skyline with one that would be approximately 3 times as high. As stated in the presentation (that I have studied) "It will also function as a visual marker". It certainly would and not a very pleasant nor acceptable one. Wynn Davies

Th k h f l did ti l

Thank you

Garden to Go

I would like to appeal to the person who is letting their dog use Grangehill Road  between Greenvale Road and Dunvegan as a toilet. It is a busy thoroughfare for pedestrians for Gordon School and Train Station. It is getting worse by the day and is very unpleasant for everybody.  Also dangerouse for children if they fall and get  this into their eyes,  it can cause blindness. Eltham deserves better than this for our local streets.  I do hope you will have the space to print this letter in your excellent SEnine magazine. ps Poo bags are readily available and cheap. Christine Crammond

As a resident of Eltham I am contacting you

King Kong TowerKi K T

Whatever happened to the model of the Queen Elizabeth? I have no idea; but it certainly would not have weighed a tonne. That eccentric, inaccurate, and conceptually fl awed measure was not used in this country in 1942 except by eccentrics or those brave people training secretly to  enter Europe to help prosecute the war.  It probably weighed 1 ton which is a more generous weight than the miserably small weight used in Europe. The  saddest thing is that many people today, especially badly educated children, think it is the same thing.

I must confess that I was 9 years old then, and lived not far away, but remember nothing of it

Mr. T. Jones7.

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Ton of Tonnes

The April issue defi nitely has a diff erent font on pages 20 and 21. It is much darker and thicker so clearer and easier to read. Thank you for printing complaint- I hope you can print compliment as well! D.Crafter.

New Font!!!! Love it, at 87 I can now read your excellent magazine with out having a bright light on the page.Len Osmond

AAs always I am enthralled by the beauty of

No Font of Wisdom

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Hello my name is Libby I am 10 years old and go to Deansfi eld school, my little sister Susie is 7 and we wanted to send you a picture of our front garden.In the autumn last year we planted all of these bulbs in our garden in Dairsie rd Elthan. we have been waiting all winter hoping they would all come up. Then 3 weeks ago we was so excited and happy as they started to come up! It spells out our names with a big heart.We wanted to write this letter because planting the bulbs and watching them grow was really exciting and fun so we thought it would give other children in Eltham the idea to plant some fl owers in there gardens too.Thank you for reading our letter we can't work out how to attach the pictures, my auntie said she can send them from her email if you have anemail we can send them to.

Thank you Libby and Susie

H ll i Libb I 10 ld d

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There could not be a better time to sell

your property. With a growing waiting list

of prospective purchasers, it’s no surprise new

properties going on the market are attracting

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selling price, a sure sign of the desperation

some purchasers are now fi nding themselves

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For over 28 years Harrison Ingram have been

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these are by far the most challenging market

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We are proud to say that

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It was in the till queue at Marks and

Spencer that Herbaceous became aware

that he was attracting the attention of

nearby shoppers and staff .

On balance, he considered that the

sideways glances and glares were possibly

not entirely due to his personal magnetism

and craggy features.

Indeed, looking downwards, he found the

probable cause to be a substantial dollop of

compost which had stuck to the underside

of his gumboot, traces of which could be

used to track his previous journey between

the aisles.

A similar episode had happened in an

adjacent supermarket when his half-opened

packet of broad bean seeds had slipped

from his pocket and spewed out over the

fresh fi sh counter. On another occasion,

some of his bailer twine had snagged on a

customer’s shopping basket, causing chaos

in the dried goods department.

He is reliably informed that his progress

along the High Street becomes the subject

of walkie-talkie calls between retailers,

leading to him being refused entry at some

venues.

In the fallow months of early spring, it

becomes the Old Grump’s routine to call

in at the shops to top up his daily supply

of seven-a-day on the way home from the

plot.

Therefore, the attire necessary for outdoor

work at a fairly chilly and glutinous time

of year is not that of the average shopper

cossetted by offi ce life and the insides of a

4x4.

In amongst the chic head scarves and

designer rainwear, a man dressed as a

walking scarecrow, with all the odours to

match, is bound to stand out from the

crowd.

Slightly irked at these city-slickers assuming

some kind of moral superiority merely

on grounds of superfi cial appearance,

Herbaceous hit upon a solution which

would put them in their place.

Dusting off his old DJ, red dickie bow tie, bib

and tucker from the back of the wardrobe,

he cunningly wore it concealed beneath his

old mud-caked boiler suit.

When just about to be ‘oyed’ by security

staff , he ostentatiously sloughed it off to

reveal himself fi t for a civic reception.

‘Do you take American Express

Centurion’, Herbs snorted

cheekily?

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