lunchbox jokes for kids
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Chistes para el lunchTRANSCRIPT
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WHAT KIND OF KEYCANT OPEN DOORS?
ANSWER : A TUR-KEY
WHAT ARE DINOSAURS
CALLED WHEN THEY
SLEEP?
ANSWER : A DINO-SNOREWHERE DO
CRAYONS GO ONVACATION?
ANSWER : BECAUSE IT HAD SO MANY PROBLEMS
WHY DID THE ORANGE STOP ROLLING
DOWN THE HILL?
ANSWER : IT RAN OUT OF JUICEHOW DID COOKIE MONSTER
FEEL AFTER EATING A WHOLE
BOX OF COOKIES?
WHY WAS THEMATH BOOK SAD?
ANSWER : PRETTY CRUMMY ANSWER : COLOR-ADO
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WHAT IS A PIRATES
FAVORITE SUBJECT
IN SCHOOL?
ANSWER : ARRRRRRT
WHERE DID THEHAMBURGER TAKE HIS
DATE?
ANSWER : TO THE MEATBALL
WHY DID THEBANANA GO TOTHE DOCTOR?
ANSWER : IT DIDNT PEEL SO GOOD
HOW DOPENGUINS DRINK?
ANSWER : OUT OF BEAKERS
WHAT DO YOU CALLCHEESE THATISNT YOURS?
WHAT DO POLAR
BEARS WEAR IN
THEIR HAIR?
ANSWER BEAR-ETTES ANSWER : NACHO CHEESE
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WHAT DO YOU GIVETO A SICK LEMON?
ANSWER : LEMON AID
WHAT KIND OF BALL
DOES NOT BOUNCE?
ANSWER : A SNOWBALL
WHEN DOASTRONAUTS EAT?
ANSWER : AT LAUNCH TIME
WHAT DO DUCKSUSE FOR MATH?
ANSWER : A QUACK-ULATORWHAT IS A PRETZELS
FAVORITE DANCE?
WHY DOES THEMUSIC TEACHERNEED A LADDER?
ANSWER : THE TWIST ANSWER : TO REACH THE HIGH NOTES
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WHY WAS THERE
THUNDER AND
LIGHTENING IN THE LAB?
ANSWER : BECAUSE THE SCIENTISTS WERE BRAINSTORMING
WHY WAS THE VOICETEACHER SO GOOD
AT BASEBALL?
ANSWER : BECAUSE SHE HAD THE PERFECT PITCH
WHY DOESNT THESUN GO TOCOLLEGE?
ANSWER : BECAUSE IT HAS A MILLION DEGREES
ANSWER : BECAUSE HIS TEACHER TOLD HIMIT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!
WHAT KIND OF FLOWERSSHOULD YOU NEVER
GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
WHY DID CYCLOPS
CLOSE HIS SCHOOL?
WHY DID THESTUDENT EAT
HIS HOMEWORK?
ANSWER: BECAUSE HE ONLY HAD ONE PUPIL ANSWER : CAULIFLOWERS