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Designed exclusively for TheDatingDivas.com by All Things Bright & Beautiful www.courtneyaitken.blogspot.com WHAT KIND OF KEY CAN’T OPEN DOORS? ANSWER : A TUR-KEY WHAT ARE DINOSAURS CALLED WHEN THEY SLEEP? ANSWER : A DINO-SNORE WHERE DO CRAYONS GO ON VACATION? ANSWER : BECAUSE IT HAD SO MANY PROBLEMS WHY DID THE ORANGE STOP ROLLING DOWN THE HILL? ANSWER : IT RAN OUT OF JUICE HOW DID COOKIE MONSTER FEEL AFTER EATING A WHOLE BOX OF COOKIES? WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SAD? ANSWER : PRETTY CRUMMY ANSWER : COLOR-ADO

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  • Designed exclusively for TheDatingDivas.com by All Things Bright & Beautiful www.courtneyaitken.blogspot.com

    WHAT KIND OF KEYCANT OPEN DOORS?

    ANSWER : A TUR-KEY

    WHAT ARE DINOSAURS

    CALLED WHEN THEY

    SLEEP?

    ANSWER : A DINO-SNOREWHERE DO

    CRAYONS GO ONVACATION?

    ANSWER : BECAUSE IT HAD SO MANY PROBLEMS

    WHY DID THE ORANGE STOP ROLLING

    DOWN THE HILL?

    ANSWER : IT RAN OUT OF JUICEHOW DID COOKIE MONSTER

    FEEL AFTER EATING A WHOLE

    BOX OF COOKIES?

    WHY WAS THEMATH BOOK SAD?

    ANSWER : PRETTY CRUMMY ANSWER : COLOR-ADO

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    WHAT IS A PIRATES

    FAVORITE SUBJECT

    IN SCHOOL?

    ANSWER : ARRRRRRT

    WHERE DID THEHAMBURGER TAKE HIS

    DATE?

    ANSWER : TO THE MEATBALL

    WHY DID THEBANANA GO TOTHE DOCTOR?

    ANSWER : IT DIDNT PEEL SO GOOD

    HOW DOPENGUINS DRINK?

    ANSWER : OUT OF BEAKERS

    WHAT DO YOU CALLCHEESE THATISNT YOURS?

    WHAT DO POLAR

    BEARS WEAR IN

    THEIR HAIR?

    ANSWER BEAR-ETTES ANSWER : NACHO CHEESE

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    WHAT DO YOU GIVETO A SICK LEMON?

    ANSWER : LEMON AID

    WHAT KIND OF BALL

    DOES NOT BOUNCE?

    ANSWER : A SNOWBALL

    WHEN DOASTRONAUTS EAT?

    ANSWER : AT LAUNCH TIME

    WHAT DO DUCKSUSE FOR MATH?

    ANSWER : A QUACK-ULATORWHAT IS A PRETZELS

    FAVORITE DANCE?

    WHY DOES THEMUSIC TEACHERNEED A LADDER?

    ANSWER : THE TWIST ANSWER : TO REACH THE HIGH NOTES

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    WHY WAS THERE

    THUNDER AND

    LIGHTENING IN THE LAB?

    ANSWER : BECAUSE THE SCIENTISTS WERE BRAINSTORMING

    WHY WAS THE VOICETEACHER SO GOOD

    AT BASEBALL?

    ANSWER : BECAUSE SHE HAD THE PERFECT PITCH

    WHY DOESNT THESUN GO TOCOLLEGE?

    ANSWER : BECAUSE IT HAS A MILLION DEGREES

    ANSWER : BECAUSE HIS TEACHER TOLD HIMIT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!

    WHAT KIND OF FLOWERSSHOULD YOU NEVER

    GIVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

    WHY DID CYCLOPS

    CLOSE HIS SCHOOL?

    WHY DID THESTUDENT EAT

    HIS HOMEWORK?

    ANSWER: BECAUSE HE ONLY HAD ONE PUPIL ANSWER : CAULIFLOWERS