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It’s truehard work never
killed anyone, but I figure, why take the chance?
It’s notcalled stalking...
it’s called“passionately
following”.
I thoughtlacrosse was
what you find in
la church.
After all, you only find out who is
swimming naked when the tide
goes out.
You see much more of your
children once they LEAVE HOME
I never hateda man enough
to give him diamonds back.
Life’s too short. Start with
dessert!
_____________Ronald Reagan
_____________Claire Danes
_____________Robin Williams
_____________Warren Buffett
— LIFE — is something to do
when you can’t get to sleep.
_____________Fran Lebowitz
_____________Lucille Ball
_____________Zsa Zsa Gabor
_____________Barbra Streisand
Procrastinate
NOW,don’t put it off.
Don’t cry over spilled milk. By this time
tomorrow, it’ll be free yogurt.
At my ageflowers
scare me.
a_____________George Burns
_____________Ellen Degeneres
_____________Stephen Colbert
Life is hard.
After all, it
kills you.
I went to a fightthe other night,
and ahockey game
broke out.
In America, anyone can
become president. That’s
the problem.
You know you’re GETTING OLD
when the candles cost more than
the cake.
Everybody talks about the weather,
but nobodydoes
anything about it.
I cook withwine
sometimes I even add it to the food.
_____________Katharine Hepburn
_____________Rodney Dangerfield
_____________George Carlin
_____________Bob Hope
_____________Mark Twain
_____________W. C. Fields
There is noangry way to
say bacon.
Living with kids is like living in a frat
house... everything’s broken, nobody
sleeps, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
Adults are just
outdatedchildren.
You’re not famous until
- MY mother - has heard of you.
I keep hearing in my head “you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah”. I think there’s something wrong with my headphones. >>> Russell Brand
Life issupercalifragilisticexpialidocius
<<< Julie Andrews
It’s
deja vuall over again.
Insanity runs in my family. It
practically gallops.
_____________Tyra Banks
_____________Ray Romano
_____________Dr. Seuss
_____________Jay Leno
_____________Yogi Berra
_____________Cary Grant
It’s not the men in your life
that matters, it’s the
life in your men._____________
Mae West