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200:01:53,000 --> 00:01:58,000Good luck.

300:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000Hi. Uh, I have an appointmentwith Emily Charlton?

400:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,000- Andrea Sachs?- Yes.

500:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000Great. Human Resources certainlyhas an odd sense of humor.

600:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000Follow me.

700:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000Okay, so I was Miranda'ssecond assistant...

800:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000but her first assistant recently got promoted,and so now I'm the first.

900:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000- Oh, and you're replacing yourself.- Well, I am trying.

1000:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,000Miranda sacked the last two girlsafter only a few weeks.

1100:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000We need to find someone who can survive here.Do you understand?

1200:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,000Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda?

1300:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,000Oh, my God. I will pretendyou did not just ask me that.

1400:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,000She's the editor in chief of Runway,not to mention a legend.

1500:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,000You work a year for her, and you canget a job at any magazine you want.

1600:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000A million girls would kill for this job.

1700:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000It sounds like a great opportunity.I'd love to be considered.

1800:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000Andrea,Runway is a fashion magazine...

1900:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000so an interest in fashion is crucial.

2000:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000What makes you thinkI'm not interested in fashion?

2100:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,000Oh, my God.

2200:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000No! No! No!

2300:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000

What's wrong?

2400:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000She's on her way. Tell everyone!

2500:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000She's not supposed to be hereuntil 9:00.

2600:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000Her driver just text messaged,and her facialist ruptured a disk.

2700:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000- God, these people!- Who's that?

2800:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000That I can't even talk about.

2900:05:03,000 --> 00:05:06,000All right, everyone! Gird your loins!

3000:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,000Did somebody eat an onion bagel?

3100:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000Sorry, Miranda.

3200:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,000Move it! Ooh!

3300:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000I don't understand why it's so difficultto confirm an appointment.

3400:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda.I actually did confirm last night.

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00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000Details of your incompetencedo not interest me.

3600:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,000Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girlthat she sent me for the Brazilian layout.

3700:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000I asked for clean, athletic, smiling.She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.

3800:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000And R.S.V.P. yesto the Michael Kors party.

3900:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,000I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30and pick me up at 9:45 sharp.

4000:06:49,000 --> 00:06:54,000- 9:45 sharp.- Call Natalie at Glorious Foods,tell her no for the 40th time.

4100:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000No, I don't want dacquoise. I want tortesfilled with warm rhubarb compote.

4200:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000Then call my ex-husband and remind him theparent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight.

4300:07:00,000 --> 00:07:05,000Then call my husband, ask him to meet mefor dinner at that place I went to with Massimo.

4400:07:05,000 --> 00:07:10,000Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sentfor that feature on the female paratroopers...

4500:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000

and they're all so deeply unattractive.

4600:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000Is it impossible to find a lovely,slender female paratrooper?

4700:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,000- No.- Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.

4800:07:19,000 --> 00:07:24,000Also, I need to see all the things that Nigelhas pulled for Gwyneth's second cover try.

4900:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000I wonder if she's lost anyof that weight yet. Who's that?

5000:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000Nobody. Um, uh-

5100:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,000Human Resources sent her up about the newassistant job, and I was preinterviewing her.

5200:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000But she's hopelessand totally wrong for it.

5300:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000Clearly I'm going to have to do that myselfbecause the last two you sent me...

5400:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000were completely inadequate.

5500:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,000So send her in. That's all.

5600:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000Right.

5700:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000- She wants to see you.- Oh! She does?

5800:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000Move!

5900:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000- This is foul. Don't let her see it. Go!- That's-

6000:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000Who are you?

6100:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,000Uh, my name is Andy Sachs.

6200:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,000I recently graduatedfrom Northwestern University.

6300:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,000And what are you doing here?

6400:08:20,000 --> 00:08:24,000Well, I think I could do a good jobas your assistant.

6500:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,000And, um-

6600:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,000Yeah, I came to New York to be a journalistand sent letters out everywhere...

6700:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000and then finally got a callfrom Elias-Clarke...

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00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000and met with Sherryup at Human Resources.

6900:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000Basically, it's this or Auto Universe.

7000:08:41,000 --> 00:08:45,000- So you don't read Runway?- Uh, no.

7100:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,000And before today,you had never heard of me.

7200:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000No.

7300:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000And you have no styleor sense of fashion.

7400:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,000Well, um, I think that dependson what you're-

7500:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,000No, no. That wasn't a question.

7600:09:04,000 --> 00:09:09,000Um, I was editor in chiefof the Daily Northwestern.

7700:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,000I also, um, won a national competitionfor college journalists...

7800:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000with my series on the janitors' union,which exposed the exploitation-

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00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,000That's all.

8000:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000Yeah. You know, okay.

8100:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000You're right. I don't fit in here.

8200:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000I am not skinny or glamorous...

8300:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000and I don't know that muchabout fashion.

8400:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000But I'm smart.

8500:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000I learn fastand I will work very hard.

8600:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000I got the exclusiveon the Cavalli for Gwyneth...

8700:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000but the problem is, with that hugefeathered headdress that she's wearing...

8800:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000she looks like she's workingthe main stage at the Golden Nugget.

8900:09:48,000 --> 00:09:52,000Thank you for your time.

9000:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000Who is that sad little person?

9100:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000Are we doing a before-and-after pieceI don't know about?

9200:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000Brown and Law, please?Thank you.

9300:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000- Andrea.- Hmm?

9400:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000Wait. You got a jobat a fashion magazine?

9500:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000- Mm-hmm.- What was it, a phone interview?

9600:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,000- Wow.- Ow! Don't be a jerk.

9700:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,000Miranda Priestly is famousfor being unpredictable.

9800:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000Okay, Doug. How is itthat you know who she is and I didn't?

9900:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000- I'm actually a girl.- Oh!

10000:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000- That would explain so much.- Look, seriously.

10100:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000

Miranda Priestly is a huge deal.I bet a million girls would kill for that job.

10200:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,000Yeah, great.The thing is I'm not one of them.

10300:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,000Look, you gotta start somewhere, right?

10400:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000I mean,look at this dump Nate works in.

10500:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,000I mean, come on.Paper napkins? Hello.

10600:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000Yeah. And Lily, she works at that gallerydoing, uh, you know-

10700:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000Oh, I'm sorry. What exactly is itthat you do anyway?

10800:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000Well, lucky for me,I already have my dream job.

10900:10:59,000 --> 00:11:03,000You're a corporate research analyst!

11000:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000- Oh, you're right. My job sucks.- No!

11100:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000- It sucks. I don't- It's boring.- It's all right. Breathe.

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00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000- I'm trying.- Here. Take a drink.

11300:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,000- I will have a drink. I will have a drink.- Ah, yes.

11400:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000- I'd like to propose a toast.To jobs that pay the rent.- To jobs that pay the rent.

11500:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000Jobs that pay the rent.

11600:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000Oh, baby. You should see the waythese girls at Runway dress.

11700:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000I don't have a thing to wear to work.

11800:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,000Come on. You're gonna beanswering phones and getting coffee.

11900:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000You need a ball gown for that?

12000:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000I think I might.

12100:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000Well, I happen to thinkyou look great always.

12200:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,000Aww! I think you're full of it.

12300:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,000

- Hey. Come on. Let's go home.- Yeah.

12400:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000I can think of something we can dothat doesn't require any clothing.

12500:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000- Really?- Mmm.

12600:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000Hello?

12700:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000Andrea, Miranda decided to killthe autumn jacket story for September...

12800:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000and she is pulling upthe Sedona shoot from October.

12900:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,000You need to come into the office right thissecond and pick up her coffee order on the way.

13000:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000- Now?- Now, get a pen and write this down.

13100:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000- Now?- Now, get a pen and write this down.

13200:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,000I want one no-foam skimmed lattewith an extra shot...

13300:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000and three drip coffeeswith room for milk.

13400:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000Searing hot. And I mean hot.

13500:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000Hello?

13600:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000- Where are you?- Oh, I'm almost there. Yeah.

13700:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000Shoot! Oh!

13800:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000Is there some reasonthat my coffee isn't here?

13900:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000Has she died or something?

14000:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,000No. God.

14100:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000Oh. Bloody time.

14200:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,000- I hope you know that thisis a very difficult job-- Mm-hmm.

14300:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000for which you are totally wrong.

14400:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,000And if you mess up,my head is on the chopping block.

14500:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000Now, hang that up.

Don't just fling it anywhere.

14600:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000Okay. First of all,you and I answer the phones.

14700:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000The phone must be answeredevery single time it rings.

14800:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000Calls roll to voice mail,and she gets very upset.

14900:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000If I'm not here-Andrea, Andrea-

15000:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000you are chained to that desk.

15100:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000- Well, what if I need to-- What? No.

15200:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,000One time an assistant left the desk becauseshe sliced her hand open with a letter opener...

15300:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000and Miranda missed Lagerfeld...

15400:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000just before he boardeda 17-hour flight to Australia.

15500:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000She now works at TVGuide.

15600:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,000Man the desk at all times. Got it.

15700:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000- Uh-- Miranda Priestly's office.

15800:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000No, she's not available.

15900:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000Who is it?

16000:13:53,000 --> 00:13:58,000Yes, I will tell heryou called... yet again.

16100:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,000- Right. Remember, you and Ihave totally different jobs.

16200:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,000I mean, you get coffee-and you run errands.

16300:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000Yet I am in charge of her schedule...

16400:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000her appointments and her expenses.

16500:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000And, um, most importantly, um...

16600:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000I get to go with her to Parisfor Fashion Week in the fall.

16700:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000I get to wear couture.I go to all the shows and all the parties.

16800:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000

I meet all of the designers.It's divine.

16900:14:21,000 --> 00:14:25,000Okay. Now, stay here. I'm going tothe art department to give them the Book.

17000:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,000- The-- This is the Book.

17100:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000Now, it is a mock-up of everything...

17200:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000in the current issue.

17300:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000And we deliver it to Miranda's apartmentevery night, and she retu-

17400:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000Don't touch it. She returns it to usin the morning with her notes.

17500:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000Now, the second assistantis supposed to do this...

17600:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,000but Miranda is very privateand she does not like strangers in her house.

17700:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000So until she decidesthat you are not a total psycho...

17800:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000I get the lovely taskof waiting around for the Book.

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00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000Oh, Emily? What do I do-

18000:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000Deal with it.

18100:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000Hello. Mrs. Priestly's office.

18200:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000Hmm. That's what I meant.Miranda Priestly's office.

18300:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000Um, you know, she is in a meeting.Can I please take a message?

18400:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,000Uh-huh.

18500:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000Okay. Can you please spell Gabbana?

18600:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,000Hello?

18700:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000I guess not.

18800:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,000I guessed an eight and a half.

18900:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000Um, uh, that's very nice of you...

19000:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,000but I don't think I need these.

19100:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000Miranda hired me.

She knows what I look like.

19200:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000Do you?

19300:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000Emily.

19400:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000Emily?

19500:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000She means you.

19600:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000- We just cut on the bias.- That's not what I asked you.

19700:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000I couldn't have been clearer.There you are, Emily.

19800:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000- How many times do I have to scream your name?- Actually, it's Andy.

19900:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,000My name is Andy.Andrea, but, uh, everybody calls me Andy.

20000:16:11,000 --> 00:16:16,000I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein.

20100:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,000- What kind of skirts do you-- Please bore someone else with your questions.

20200:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,000And make sure we have Pier 59at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.

20300:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,000Remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of thosesatchels that Marc is doing in the pony.

20400:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,000And then tell Simone I'll take Jackieif Maggie isn't available.

20500:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000- Did Demarchelier confirm?- D-Did D-Demarchel-

20600:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000Demarchelier.Did he- Get him on the phone.

20700:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000Uh, o- okay.

20800:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000- And, Emily?- Yes?

20900:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000That's all.

21000:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,000It's just the cavalier disregardfor clear directions-

21100:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000Do you have Demarchelier?

21200:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000Uh, Demarchelier.

21300:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,000- Leave it.- Do you have-

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00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000I have Miranda Priestly calling.

21500:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000I have Patrick!

21600:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,000Uh, no, she called me in thereand-and then she asked me about Pier 59.

21700:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,000And there was somethingabout Simone, Frankie, someone else.

21800:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000And, um, she needs skirtsfrom Calvin Klein.

21900:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000And, uh, there was somethingabout a pony.

22000:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000- Did she say which skirts?- No. No.

22100:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000- Did she say what kind? Color, shape, fabric?- I tried to ask her.

22200:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000You may never ask Miranda anything.

22300:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,000Right. I will deal with all of this,and you will go to Calvin Klein.

22400:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000Eh- Me?

22500:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you havesome prior commitment?

22600:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000Some hideous skirt conventionyou have to go to?

22700:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000Uh-

22800:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000Miranda?

22900:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,000- Are you there?- I'm about to walk in. I'll call you as soon as-

23000:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000- Hello? Hi.- While you're out...

23100:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,000Miranda needs you to go to Herm\E8sto pick up 25 scarves we ordered for her.

23200:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000- Okay.- Cassidy forgot her homework at Dalton.Pick that up.

23300:18:31,000 --> 00:18:35,000Miranda went out to meet with Meisel, andshe will want more Starbucks when she gets back.

23400:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000- Hot Starbucks.- Can you just repeat that first-

23500:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000Hello?

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00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000Oh, my God.

23700:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000What took you so long?I have to pee!

23800:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000What?You haven't peed since I left?

23900:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000No, I haven't. I've been manningthe desk, haven't I? I'm bursting.

24000:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000Oh, hi.

24100:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000You do coat. Do the coat!

24200:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000Okay.

24300:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000Now, be prepared.The run-through is at 12:30.

24400:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,000People are panicking, so the phoneis going to be ringing off the hook.

24500:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000The ru-The run-through. Right.

24600:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,000Yes. Editors bring in options for the shoot,and Miranda chooses.

24700:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000She chooses every single thing

in every single issue.

24800:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000Run-throughs are a huge deal.I don't know why you don't know that, Andrea.

24900:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000- Okay. Are you ready?- Oh, hi, hi.

25000:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000Right. Well, after the loo,Serena and I are going to lunch.

25100:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000- This is her- the new me.- Hi.

25200:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000- Told you.- I thought you were kidding.

25300:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000No, quite serious, yeah.I get 20 minutes for lunch, and you get 15.

25400:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000- When I come back, you can go.- Okay.

25500:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000What exactly is she wearing?

25600:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000Her grandmother's skirt.

25700:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000Hmm. Corn chowder.

25800:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000That's an interesting choice.

25900:19:59,000 --> 00:20:04,000You do know that cellulite is oneof the main ingredients in corn chowder.

26000:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000So none of the girls here eat anything?

26100:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,000Not since two became the new fourand zero became the new two.

26200:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000- Well, I'm a six.- Which is the new 14.

26300:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000Oh. Shoot.

26400:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,000Oh, never mind. I'm sure you have plentymore polyblend where that came from.

26500:20:28,000 --> 00:20:33,000Okay. You think my clothes are hideous.

26600:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000I get it.

26700:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,000But, you know, I'm not goingto be in fashion forever...

26800:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,000so I don't see the point of changing everythingabout myself just because I have this job.

26900:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000Yes, that's true.

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00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:47,000That's really what this multibillion-dollarindustry is all about anyway, isn't it?

27100:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000Inner beauty.

27200:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000Hello.

27300:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000Right. Come on.

27400:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000- Miranda's pushed the run-throughup a half an hour.- Mmm!

27500:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000- She's always 15 minutes early.- Which means?

27600:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000- You're already late. Come.- Shoot!

27700:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000Excuse me.

27800:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000Mr. Ravitz.

27900:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000Nigel.

28000:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000- Issue going well?- Oh, yes. Our best September ever.

28100:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,000Great. Heard Miranda killed autumn jackets

and pulled up the Sedona shoot.

28200:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000What's that costing me?

28300:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000About 300,000.

28400:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000Must have been some lousy jackets.

28500:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000- Irv Ravitz.- Oh, I'm sorry.

28600:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000This is Andy Sachs,Miranda's new assistant.

28700:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000Congratulations, young lady.

28800:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000A million girls would kill for that job.

28900:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000Bye-bye.

29000:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,000- Hmm?- Chairman of Elias-Clarke, Irv Ravitz.

29100:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,000You know what they say?Tiny man, huge ego.

29200:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000No. And I've seen all this before.

29300:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000

Theyskens is trying to reinventthe drop waist, so actually it's-

29400:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000- Where are all the other dresses?- We have some right here.

29500:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,000- Stand, watch and listen.- And I think it can be very interesting-

29600:22:02,000 --> 00:22:07,000No. No, I just-It's just baffling to me.

29700:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000Why is it so impossibleto put together a decent run-through?

29800:22:10,000 --> 00:22:15,000You people have had hours and hoursto prepare. It's just so confusing to me.

29900:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000Where are the advertisers?

30000:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,000- We have some pieces from Banana Republic.- We need more, don't we?

30100:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,000- Oh. This is-This might be-What do you think of-- Yeah.

30200:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000Well, you know me.

30300:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000Give me a full ballerina skirtand a hint of saloon and I'm on board.

30400:22:29,000 --> 00:22:33,000- But do you think it's too much like-- Like the Lacroix from July?

30500:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000I thought that, but no, not withthe right accessories. It should work.

30600:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000Where are the belts for this dre-Why is no one ready?

30700:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,000Here. It's a tough call.

30800:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000- They're so different.- Hmm.

30900:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000Something funny?

31000:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000No. No, no. Nothing's-

31100:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,000You know, it's just that both those beltslook exactly the same to me.

31200:23:04,000 --> 00:23:08,000You know, I'm still learningabout this stuff and, uh-

31300:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000"This... stuff"?

31400:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000Oh. Okay. I see.

31500:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000

You think this has nothingto do with you.

31600:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000You go to your closet...

31700:23:20,000 --> 00:23:25,000and you select- I don't know-that lumpy blue sweater, for instance...

31800:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000because you're trying to tell the worldthat you take yourself too seriously...

31900:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000to care about whatyou put on your back.

32000:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,000But what you don't knowis that that sweater is not just blue.

32100:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000It's not turquoise. It's not lapis.

32200:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000It's actually cerulean.

32300:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000And you're also blithely unawareof the fact...

32400:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,000that in 2002, Oscar de la Rentadid a collection of cerulean gowns.

32500:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,000And then I think it wasYves Saint Laurent- wasn't it-

32600:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000

who showed cerulean military jackets?

32700:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000- I think we need a jacket here.- Mmm.

32800:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,000And then cerulean quickly showed upin the collections of eight different designers.

32900:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,000And then it, uh, filtered downthrough the department stores...

33000:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000and then trickled on downinto some tragic Casual Corner...

33100:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000and then trickled on downinto some tragic Casual Corner...

33200:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000where you, no doubt,fished it out of some clearance bin.

33300:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000However, that blue representsmillions of dollars...

33400:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000and countless jobs...

33500:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000and it's sort of comical how you thinkthat you've made a choice...

33600:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000that exempts youfrom the fashion industry...

337

00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000when, in fact...

33800:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,000you're wearing a sweater that was selectedfor you by the people in this room...

33900:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,000from a pile of stuff.

34000:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000So then I said,"No, I couldn't see the difference...

34100:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000between the twoabsolutely identical belts"...

34200:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000and you should have seenthe look she gave me!

34300:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000I thought the fleshwas gonna melt off her face.

34400:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000It's not funny.

34500:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,000She's not happy unless everyone around heris panicked, nauseous or suicidal.

34600:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000And the Clackers just worship her.

34700:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000- The who?- They call them Clackers.

34800:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,000

The sound that their stilettos makein the marble lobby.

34900:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000It's like,"Clack, clack, clack. clack, clack."

35000:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,000And they all act likethey're curing cancer or something.

35100:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000The amount of time and energy...

35200:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000that these people spend on these insignificant,minute details, and for what?

35300:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000So that tomorrow they can spendanother $300,000 reshooting something...

35400:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000that was probably fine to begin with...

35500:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000to sell people things they don't need!

35600:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,000God!

35700:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000- I'm not even hungry anymore.- What?

35800:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,000- That is why those girls are so skinny.- Oh. No, no, no.

35900:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000Give me that. There's, like,

eight dollars of Jarlsberg in there.

36000:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000You know what?

36100:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000I just have to stick it out for a year.One year.

36200:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000And then I can dowhat I came to New York to do.

36300:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,000But I can't let Miranda get to me.I won't.

36400:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000Easy there, tiger.

36500:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000- Oh, good morning, Miranda.- Get me Isaac.

36600:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000I don't see my breakfast here.Are my eggs here? Where are my eggs?

36700:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000Excuse me!

36800:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000Pick up the Polaroidsfrom the lingerie shoot.

36900:25:56,000 --> 00:26:00,000Have the brakes checked on my car.

37000:26:02,000 --> 00:26:06,000Where's that piece of paperI had in my hand yesterday morning?

37100:26:06,000 --> 00:26:11,000The girls need new surfboards orboogie boards or something for spring break.

37200:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000- Hello.- The twins also need flip-flops.

37300:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000- Ow!- Oh, my gosh!

37400:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,000Pick up my shoes from Blahnik,and then go get Patricia.

37500:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000- Who's that?- Good girl! Good girl! Good girl!

37600:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,000Get me that little tablethat I liked at that store on Madison.

37700:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000Get us a reservation for dinner tonightat that place that got the good review.

37800:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,000- Get me Isaac.- Thirty-six thank-you notes delivered today.

37900:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000- Where is everyone?- Why is no one working?

38000:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000Get me Demarchelier.

38100:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000

I have Miranda Priestly calling for-Okay.

38200:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000I have Patrick.

38300:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,000Thank God it's Friday, right?

38400:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,000At least Miranda will be in Miami,so we don't have to be on call this weekend.

38500:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000You know,my dad's coming in from Ohio.

38600:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000Yeah, we're gonna go out to dinner,maybe see Chicago.

38700:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000You doing anything fun this weekend?

38800:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000Yes.

38900:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000Yeah, Nate said it was great.

39000:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,000He actually- He applied here, but theywanted someone with more experience.

39100:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000- Here.- Huh? What's this?

39200:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000I don't want youto get behind on your rent.

39300:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000- Dad, how did you-- It's-

39400:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000I'm gonna kill Mom.

39500:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000Dad, thank you.

39600:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000Mm-hmm.

39700:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,000- It's really good to see you.- You too, honey.

39800:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,000So, you want tostart grilling me now...

39900:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000or should we wait till after dinner?

40000:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,000I thought I'd let you at least enjoythe bread basket first.

40100:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000No, no, no. It's okay.Go right ahead.

40200:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000We're just a little worried, honey.

40300:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000We get e-mails from youat your office at 2:00 A.M.

404

00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000Your pay is terrible.You don't get to write anything.

40500:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000Hey, that's not fair.

40600:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000I wrote those e-mails.

40700:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,000I'm just trying to understand why someonewho got accepted to Stanford Law...

40800:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000turns it down to be a journalist,and now you're not even doing that.

40900:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000Dad, you have to trust me.

41000:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000Being Miranda's assistantopens a lot of doors.

41100:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000Emily is going to Pariswith Miranda in a few months...

41200:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,000and she's gonna meet editors and writersfrom every important magazine.

41300:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000And in a year, that could be me.

41400:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,000- All right?- Mm-hmm.

41500:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000

Dad, I swear, this is my break.

41600:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000This is my- my chance.

41700:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,000This is my boss.

41800:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000- I'm sorry, Dad. I have to take this.- Take it. Take it.

41900:28:48,000 --> 00:28:53,000- Hello. Miranda?- My flight has been canceled.

42000:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000It's some absurd weather problem.

42100:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,000I need to get home tonight. The twins havea recital tomorrow morning at school.

42200:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000- What?- At school!

42300:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000- Absolutely. Let me see what I can do.- Good.

42400:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000Hi. Um, I know thisis totally last minute...

42500:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000but I was hoping that youcould maybe get a flight for my boss...

42600:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000from Miami to New York tonight?

42700:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000Uh-

42800:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000- It's right here. Thank you.- Yeah, any kind of jet.

42900:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000- From Miami to New York.- Thank you.

43000:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000- Yup, I need it tonight. I need it-- Ow!

43100:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000- I thought you were going out the other-- Sweetie! No.

43200:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000- It's over here, honey.- Tonight.

43300:29:24,000 --> 00:29:29,000Hi. I'm trying to get a flight tonight-for tonight- from Miami to New York.

43400:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000Yes, I know there's a hurricane.

43500:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,000Nothing is flying out?What do you mean, nothing is flying out?

43600:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000It's for Miranda Priestly,and I know that she's a client of yours.

43700:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,000Yes. Yes, hi. I need a jet tonight

from Miami to New York.

43800:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000Yeah. Sorry. Hold on.Hello? Miranda, hi.

43900:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,000I'm trying to get you a flight, but no oneis flying out because of the weather.

44000:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000Please. It's just-I don't know- drizzling.

44100:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000Someone must be getting out.

44200:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000Call Donatella. Get her jet.

44300:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000Call everybody elsethat we know that has a jet. Irv?

44400:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000Call every- This is your responsibi-This is your job.

44500:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000Get me home.

44600:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000Oh, my God!She's going to murder me.

44700:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000What does she want you to do, call the NationalGuard and have her airlifted out of there?

44800:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000Of course not. Could I do that?

44900:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000Come on.

45000:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000Come on.

45100:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000The girls' recitalwas absolutely wonderful.

45200:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000They played Rachmaninoff.Everyone loved it.

45300:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,000Everyone except me...

45400:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,000because, sadly, I was not there.

45500:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000Miranda, I'm so sorry.

45600:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000Do you know why I hired you?

45700:30:34,000 --> 00:30:38,000I always hire the same girl-

45800:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000stylish, slender, of course...

45900:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000worships the magazine.

46000:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000But so often, they turn out to be-

461

00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,000I don't know- disappointing and, um...

46200:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000stupid.

46300:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,000So you, with that impressive r\E9sum\E9...

46400:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000and the big speechabout your so-called work ethic-

46500:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,000I, um- I thought youwould be different.

46600:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,000I said to myself, go ahead.

46700:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000Take a chance.

46800:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000Hire the smart, fat girl.

46900:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000I had hope.

47000:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000My God. I live on it.

47100:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,000Anyway, you ended updisappointing me more than, um-

47200:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000more than any of the other silly girls.

47300:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000

Um, I really did everythingI could think of.

47400:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000- Uh-- That's all.

47500:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000Excuse me!Where do you think you're going?

47600:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000She hates me, Nigel.

47700:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000And that's my problem because-

47800:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000Oh, wait. No, it's not my problem.

47900:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,000I don't know what else I can do becauseif I do something right, it's unacknowledged.

48000:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000She doesn't even say thank you.

48100:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,000But if I do something wrong,she is vicious.

48200:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,000- So quit.- What?

48300:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000- Quit.- Quit?

48400:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000I can get another girl to take your job

in five minutes- one who really wants it.

48500:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000No, I don't want to quit.That's not fair.

48600:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,000But, you know, I'm just sayingthat I would just like a little credit...

48700:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000for the factthat I'm killing myself trying.

48800:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,000Andy, be serious.

48900:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000You are not trying.

49000:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000- You are whining.- I-

49100:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000What is it that you want meto say to you, huh?

49200:32:57,000 --> 00:33:02,000Do you want me to say, "Poor you.Miranda's picking on you. Poor you. Poor Andy"?

49300:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000Hmm? Wake up, six.

49400:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000She's just doing her job.

49500:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000Don't you know that youare working at the place...

49600:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000that published someof the greatest artists of the century?

49700:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000Halston, Lagerfeld, de la Renta.

49800:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000And what they did, what they created...

49900:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,000was greater than artbecause you live your life in it.

50000:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,000Well, not you, obviously,but some people.

50100:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000You thinkthis is just a magazine, hmm?

50200:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000This is not just a magazine.

50300:33:33,000 --> 00:33:38,000This is a shining beacon of hope for-

50400:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000oh, I don't know-

50500:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000let's say a young boy growing upin Rhode Island with six brothers...

50600:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,000pretending to go to soccer practicewhen he was really going to sewing class...

507

00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000and reading Runway under the coversat night with a flashlight.

50800:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000You have no idea how many legendshave walked these halls.

50900:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000And what's worse, you don't care.

51000:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000Because this place, where so manypeople would die to work...

51100:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000you only deign to work.

51200:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000And you want to know whyshe doesn't kiss you on the forehead...

51300:34:05,000 --> 00:34:10,000and give you a gold star on your homeworkat the end of the day.

51400:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000Wake up, sweetheart.

51500:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,000- Okay. So I'm screwing it up.- Mmm.

51600:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000I don't want to.

51700:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000I just wish that I knewwhat I could do to-

51800:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,000

- Nigel?- Hmm?

51900:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000Nigel, Nigel.

52000:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000No.

52100:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000I don't know what you expect me to do.

52200:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000There's nothing in this whole closetthat'll fit a size six.

52300:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000I can guarantee you.

52400:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000These are all sample sizes-two and four.

52500:34:54,000 --> 00:34:59,000- All right. We're doing this for you. And-- A poncho?

52600:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000You'll take what I give youand you'll like it.

52700:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,000- We're doing this Dolce for you.- Hmm!

52800:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000And shoes.

52900:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,000- Jimmy Choo's.- Hmm.

53000:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000- Manolo Blahnik.- Wow.

53100:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000Nancy Gonzalez. Love that.

53200:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000Okay, Narciso Rodriguez.This we love.

53300:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,000- Uh, it might fit. It might.- What?

53400:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000Okay. Now, Chanel. You're in desperateneed of Chanel. Darling, shall we?

53500:35:26,000 --> 00:35:31,000We have to get to the beauty department,and God knows how long that's going to take.

53600:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000I mean, I have no ideawhy Miranda hired her.

53700:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000Me neither. The other day,we were in the beauty department.

53800:35:39,000 --> 00:35:42,000She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curlerand said, "What is this?"

53900:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,000I just knewfrom the moment I saw her...

54000:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,000

she was going to bea complete and utter disas-

54100:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000Miranda Priestly's office.

54200:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,000No, actually, she's not available,but I'll leave word.

54300:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,000Okay, thanks. Bye.

54400:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000How did-

54500:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000- Are you wearing the-- The Chanel boots?

54600:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000Yeah, I am.

54700:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000You look good.

54800:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000- Oh, God.- What?

54900:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000- She does.- Oh, shut up, Serena.

55000:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000- See you guys tomorrow.- Good night, man. Take it easy.

55100:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000Take care of that finger, huh?

55200:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000So, what do you think?

55300:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000Uh, I think we better get out of here...

55400:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000before my girlfriend sees me.

55500:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000The gowns are fabulous.

55600:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,000Mm-hmm.We're gonna use the burgundy.

55700:38:03,000 --> 00:38:08,000Gotta find-

55800:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000So we spent a whole semesteron potatoes alone.

55900:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000You take the fry and squeeze it.

56000:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000- See how firm that is?- Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.

56100:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000There was a crisisin the accessories department.

56200:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000- I needed to find a python headband.- Python's hot right now.

56300:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,000I have exciting presents for all of you.

56400:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000Are you ready?

56500:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,000- What is that?- It's a Bang & Olufsen phone.

56600:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000Charlie Rose sent it to Mirandafor her birthday.

56700:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000I looked it up on line.It's $1,100.

56800:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000- What?- Wow!

56900:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000And I have some products.Mason Pearson hairbrushes.

57000:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,000- A little Clinique.- Ooh!

57100:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000- Oh, damn it. I love your job.- Oh! One more.

57200:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000A little thing.

57300:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000- Do you want it? You want- Oh.- Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

57400:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,000- I think she likes it.

- Oh, my God! This is the new Marc Jacobs!

57500:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000This is sold out everywhere.Where did you get this?

57600:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000Miranda didn't want it, so-

57700:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900.I cannot take this from you.

57800:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000Yeah, you can.

57900:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000- Why do women need so many bags?- Shut up.

58000:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000You have one. You put all your junk in it,and that's it. You're done.

58100:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000Fashion is not about utility.

58200:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000An accessory is merelya piece of iconography...

58300:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000used to express individual identity.

58400:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000- Oh! And it's pretty.- That too.

58500:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,000Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out there ismore to Runway than just fancy purses.

58600:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,000Look, here's an essay by Jay McInerney,a piece by Joan Didion.

58700:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000Even an interviewwith Christiane Amanpour.

58800:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,000- Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid.- What do you-

58900:39:43,000 --> 00:39:47,000I got it. It's-Yup, the Dragon Lady.

59000:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000- Oh, Miranda?- Let me talk to her.

59100:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000- I need that.- I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs.

59200:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,000Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up!I was gonna answer it!

59300:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000It's gonna make-Give me the... phone.

59400:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000Hi, Miranda.

59500:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000- Ooh. Shh.- Absolutely.

59600:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000- Shh!

- Uh-huh. I'm leaving right now.

59700:40:09,000 --> 00:40:14,000You know, you guysdidn't have to be such assholes.

59800:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000Um, excuse me.

59900:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000I'm looking for James Holt.

60000:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000Um, that's him right there.

60100:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000- Oh. Thanks.- No problem.

60200:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000- I put my stuff out there, and I pray they improve.- Really?

60300:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000- Excuse me.- Hi.

60400:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000I'm Andy.I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly.

60500:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000Oh, yes.You must be the new Emily.

60600:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000Nice to meet you.

60700:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000- Oh, let me see that bag. Very, very nice.- Ah.

60800:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000Distressed, studded leather, pieced by hand,finished with a metallic fringe.

60900:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000Very nice, indeed.Who made that fantastic thing?

61000:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000You.

61100:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,000Hmm. Duh. This way.

61200:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000Uh, here we go.

61300:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000It's a sketch of Miranda's dressfor the benefit.

61400:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000Also the centerpiece of my spring collection.Top secret stuff.

61500:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000- I'll guard it with my life.- Please do.

61600:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000Come on.You're working for Miranda Priestly now.

61700:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000You must be in desperate needof hard liquor.

61800:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000Excuse us, girls.

61900:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000She'll have the punch.

62000:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000It's deadly. Have fun.

62100:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000- He's right, you know.- Hmm?

62200:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000The punch.I drank it at James' last party.

62300:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothingbut a poncho and a cowboy hat.

62400:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000Ah. Well.

62500:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000Wise.

62600:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,000- Uh, hi.- Christian Thompson.

62700:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,000Christian Thompson?You're kidding.

62800:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000No, you're-You write for,like, every magazine I love.

62900:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000I actually- I reviewed your collectionof essays for my college newspaper.

630

00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000Did you mention my good looksand my killer charm?

63100:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000- No, but-- What do you do?

63200:42:36,000 --> 00:42:41,000Oh. Well, I want to work for somewherelike The New Yorker or Vanity Fair.

63300:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000- I am a writer too.- Is that right?

63400:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000- Mm-hmm.- I should read your stuff.Why don't you send it over?

63500:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000Yeah?

63600:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000That would be-Thank you.That would be great.

63700:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000But actually, right now, I'm workingas Miranda Priestly's assistant.

63800:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000Oh, you're kidding.Well, that's too bad.

63900:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,000That's-Whoa.You'll never survive Miranda.

64000:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000- Excuse me?

- Well, you seem nice, smart.

64100:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000You can't do that job.

64200:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000Gotta go.

64300:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000Okay.

64400:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000Well, it was very, very niceto meet you, Miranda girl.

64500:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000Emily?

64600:43:44,000 --> 00:43:49,000Call James Holt's office. Tell them I wantto move the preview up to today at 12:30.

64700:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000Tell everybody else.Be ready to leave in half an hour.

64800:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000But we're not expected until Tuesday.Did she say why?

64900:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000Yes. Yeah, she explained every detailof her decision making.

65000:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000And then we brushed each other's hairand gabbed about American Idol.

65100:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000I see your point.

65200:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000- What's a preview anyway?- Good morning, Miranda.

65300:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000Miranda insists upon seeingall the designers' collections...

65400:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000before they show them.

65500:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000- Great to see you.- Hello, James.

65600:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000- And she tells them what she thinks?- In her way.

65700:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,000Uh, this season really began for mewith a meditation...

65800:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000on the intersectionbetween East and West.

65900:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,000There's a scale.One nod is good. Two nods is very good.

66000:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,000There's only been one actual smile on record,and that was Tom Ford in 2001.

66100:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000An obi belt.

66200:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000She doesn't like it, she shakes her head.

66300:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000This is the dress that we have designedspecifically and exclusively for you.

66400:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000Then, of course,there's the pursing of the lips.

66500:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000Which means?

66600:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000Catastrophe.

66700:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,000Just, uh-Just go.

66800:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000- I just don't understand. I'm appalled.- It's absurd. Appalled.

66900:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000- You deal with it.- I'll talk to him.

67000:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000So because she pursed her lips,he's gonna change his entire collection?

67100:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000You still don't get it, do you?

67200:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000Her opinion is the only onethat matters.

67300:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000- Call my husband and confirm dinner.- At Pastis? Done.

674

00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000And I'll need a change of clothes.

67500:45:15,000 --> 00:45:20,000Well, I've already messengeredyour outfit over to the shoot.

67600:45:20,000 --> 00:45:25,000Fine. And, Andrea, I would like youto deliver the Book to my home tonight.

67700:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000- Have Emily give you the key.- Mm-hmm.

67800:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000- Guard this with your life.- Of course.

67900:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000You know, if I can deliver the Book,that means I must have done something right.

68000:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000I'm not a psycho.

68100:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000Oh, and, you know,she called me Andrea?

68200:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000I mean, she didn't call me Emily,which is- Isn't that great?

68300:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000Yeah, whoopee. Right.

68400:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,000Now, it's very important that you doexactly what I'm about to tell you.

685

00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000Oh. Okay.

68600:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,000The Book is assembled by 10:00, 10:30...

68700:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,000and you must wait around for ituntil then.

68800:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000You will be delivering Miranda'sdry cleaning with the Book.

68900:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,000Now, the car will take you straightto Miranda's townhouse.

69000:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000You let yourself in.

69100:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000Andrea. You do not talk to anyone.

69200:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000Do not look at anyone.

69300:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000This is of the utmost importance.You must be invisible.

69400:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,000- Do you understand?- Uh-huh.

69500:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,000You open the doorand you walk across the foyer.

69600:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,000You hang the dry cleaning

in the closet across from the staircase.

69700:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,000- Uh-- And you leave the Bookon the table with the flowers.

69800:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,000- Shit!- It's that door to the left.

69900:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000Okay.

70000:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000Thank you.

70100:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000- You can give the Book to us.- Shh. Which-Which table?

70200:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000- It's okay. Come on up.- No, I can't. I can't.

70300:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000- What? It's okay.- Come on.

70400:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000- Yeah, come on. It's okay.- Please stop talking.

70500:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000Or you can bring the Book upstairs.Emily does it all the time.

70600:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,000She does? Right.She does, all the time.

707

00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000Yeah? Okay.

70800:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000What did you expect me to do,walk out in the middle of a cover shoot?

70900:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000I rushed out ofan investment committee meeting...

71000:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000and I sat there waiting for youfor almost an hour.

71100:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000I told you the cellphones didn't work.Nobody could get a signal out.

71200:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,000I knew what everyonein that restaurant was thinking-

71300:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,000there he is, waiting for her again.

71400:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000- Okay, okay! Okay, okay.- Oh, no. Shh!

71500:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000It really wasn't that big a deal.I promise.

71600:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000The twins said hello,so I said hello back.

71700:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,000- Then I went up the stairsto give her the Book and-- You went upstairs?

71800:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000Oh, my God. Why didn't you just climb into bedwith her and ask for a bedtime story?

71900:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000Okay, I made a mistake. I know.

72000:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000Andrea, you don't understand.

72100:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000If you get fired,that might jeopardize Paris for me.

72200:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,000If that happens, I will search every Blimpie'sin the tristate area until I track you down.

72300:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000She's gonna fire me?

72400:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000I don't know. She's not happy.

72500:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000Andrea?

72600:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000Miranda, about last night, I-

72700:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000I need the new Harry Potter bookfor the twins.

72800:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000Okay. Okay. I'll go downto Barnes & Noble right now.

72900:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,000

Did you fall down and smackyour little head on the pavement?

73000:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000Not that I can recall.

73100:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000We have all the published Harry Potter books.The twins want to know what happens next.

73200:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000You want the unpublished manuscript?

73300:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,000We know everyone in publishing.It shouldn't be a problem, should it?

73400:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000And you can do anything, right?

73500:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000Yes, Bobbsey. I know, baby.

73600:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,000Mommy's working very hardto get it for you.

73700:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000She doesn't get it.

73800:49:53,000 --> 00:49:57,000I could call frickin' J.K. Rowling herself.I'm not gonna get a copy of that book.

73900:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000My girls are leaving on the trainfor their grandmother's at 4:00...

74000:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,000so the book better be hereno later than 3:00.

74100:50:02,000 --> 00:50:06,000- Of course!- And I would like my steak here in 15 minutes.

74200:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000No problem!

74300:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,000Okay. I have four hoursto get the impossible manuscript.

74400:50:13,000 --> 00:50:17,000Smith & Wollensky's doesn't open until 11:30.How am I gonna get the steak?

74500:50:17,000 --> 00:50:21,000Okay. I will be back in 15 minutes.

74600:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000- Wish me luck!- No. Shan't.

74700:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,000Yes, yes, yes, yes. I've been on hold.It's for Miranda Priestly.

74800:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000It's very important.

74900:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,000Yes, I know it's impossible to get...

75000:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,000but, well, I was wondering if youcould make the impossible possible...

75100:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000if that's at all possible.

752

00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,000Yes, I'm calling aboutthe Harry Potter manuscript.

75300:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,000Uh, no. Unpublished.

75400:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000Not a chance?

75500:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000Tell her that it's for Miranda Priestly.

75600:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000'Cause I think it makes a difference.

75700:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000Let me call you back.

75800:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000You probably don't remember me.We met at James Holt's party.

75900:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000I'm Miranda Priestly's assistant.

76000:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,000The Harry Potter manuscript?Oh, you're kidding.

76100:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000Uh, sorry to ask, but I'm desperate.

76200:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,000Just tell her it can't be done.You'll have to come up with a Plan "B."

76300:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000Well, this is Miranda Priestlywe're talking about.

76400:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000There is no Plan "B."There's only Plan "A."

76500:51:17,000 --> 00:51:21,000Is she back? Am I fired?

76600:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000I rarely say this to peoplewho aren't me...

76700:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,000but you have got to calm down.

76800:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000Bloody hell!

76900:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000Coat, bag.

77000:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,000What's that? Oh, I don't want that.I'm having lunch with Irv.

77100:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000I'll be back at 3:00.I'd like my Starbucks waiting.

77200:51:45,000 --> 00:51:50,000Oh, and if you don't havethat Harry Potter book by then...

77300:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000don't even bother coming back.

77400:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000Hello.

77500:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,000Quit? Are you sure?

77600:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000I failed.She's gonna fire me anyway.

77700:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000- I might as well beat her to the punch.- Wow.

77800:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,000Andy, good for you.Congratulations. You're free.

77900:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,000- Yeah. Well, listen, I'll call you later.- Okay.

78000:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000Hello.

78100:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000I'm brilliant. No, really.

78200:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,000- Monuments should be erected in my honor.- You didn't.

78300:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000Oh, yes. A friend of a frienddoes the cover art...

78400:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000and she happensto have the manuscript.

78500:52:38,000 --> 00:52:42,000Oh, no, 'cause that would meanthat I actually did something right.

78600:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000It's just- Oh!

78700:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000The thing is, Christian, I was just-

78800:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,000Look, you want this thing, you better hurry.I'll meet you at the St. Regis.

78900:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000Excuse me.

79000:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,000- Welcome to the St. Regis.May I assist you with anything?- Oh. Yes.

79100:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000- Uh, I'm meeting someone at the King Cole Bar.- Right this way.

79200:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000Hi.

79300:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000- You have one hour.- Thank you.

79400:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,000One copy. What are my twinsgonna do with that? Share?

79500:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000Oh, no, I made two copies...

79600:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,000and had them covered, reset and boundso that they wouldn't look like manuscripts.

79700:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,000This is an extra copy to have on file.You know, just in case.

79800:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000Well, where are these fabulous copies?I don't see them anywhere.

79900:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000They're with the twins,on the train on the way to Grandma's.

80000:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000Is there anything elseI can do for you?

80100:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,000Mm-mmm. That's all.

80200:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000Okay.

80300:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000- Hey.- Hey. I went to Dean & Deluca.

80400:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,000Man, they charge, like,five dollars a strawberry there.

80500:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,000But I figure since you quit your job...

80600:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000we should celebrate.

80700:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,000- Listen, Nate.- Wait a minute.

80800:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000You quit your job, but you're still workingon the twins' science project?

80900:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000Well, that's big of you.

81000:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000Okay, after we talked, I realized...

81100:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,000it doesn't make sense throwing awayall those months of hard work.

81200:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000I just had a moment of weakness,that's all.

81300:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000Yeah, well, either that,or your job sucks and your boss is a wacko.

81400:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,000All right. Whatever. It's your job.

81500:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,000Nate.

81600:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000Come on.

81700:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000I'm still the same person I was.

81800:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,000I still want the same things. Okay?

81900:55:25,000 --> 00:55:29,000- Mm-hmm.- I promise. Same Andy, better clothes.

82000:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000I like the old clothes.

82100:55:33,000 --> 00:55:36,000Really?

82200:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,000Well, what about these necklaces?Do you like them?

82300:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,000No? And this dress, it's new.

82400:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000Eh.

82500:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,000Well, there is one other thingthat's new...

82600:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000that I thought you might like.

82700:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,000But, uh-What about this?

82800:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000You don't like it.I should better do-

82900:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000No, no, no, no.

83000:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,000Is this number two look?This is number two?

83100:56:24,000 --> 00:56:28,000- Hi.- Hi. All right. Turn around for me, darling.

83200:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,000Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.

83300:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000The piece is called "urban jungle," right?

83400:56:33,000 --> 00:56:37,000Yes, the modern woman unleashesthe animal within to take on the big city.

83500:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,000Good. Go.

83600:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,000Sometimes I can't believeI talk about this crap all day.

83700:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000- Bobby, come here. Let me see.- Oh, thank you.

83800:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000- Make sure Miranda gets these as soon as possible.- Mm-hmm.

83900:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,000And tell her I switched in the Diorfor the Rocha.

84000:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,000- Oh, great. Can't wait.- Excuse me.

84100:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000- Can we adjust the attitude?- I'm sorry.

84200:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,000- Don't make me feed you to one of the models.- I'm sorry.

84300:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000It's a busy day.

84400:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,000My personal lifeis hanging by a thread, that's all.

84500:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,000Join the club. That's what happenswhen you start doing well at work, darling.

84600:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,000Let me know when your whole lifegoes up in smoke.

84700:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000That means it's time for a promotion.

84800:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000No. All right, February,back of the issue.

84900:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,000Did anybody speakwith Salma's people yet?

85000:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,000Yes, but she'd rather do a summer coverbecause she has a movie coming out.

85100:57:29,000 --> 00:57:34,000No. Also, I'm pulling the Toobin pieceon the Supreme Court women-

85200:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000woman.

85300:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000And I need to see a new drafton that piece...

85400:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,000about shopping for a plastic surgeon-

It's dull.

85500:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,000And this layoutfor the Winter Wonderland spread.

85600:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,000Not wonderful yet.

85700:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000Oh, okay. I-I'll look at it.

85800:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000What about Testino?Where are we on that?

85900:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,000Zac Posen's doingsome very sculptural suits.

86000:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000So I suggested that, uh, Testinoshoot them at the Noguchi Garden.

86100:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,000Perfect.

86200:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,000Thank God somebody came to work today.

86300:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000What about accessories for April?

86400:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000One thought I had was enamel.Um, bangles, pendants, earrings.

86500:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000No. We did that two years ago.What else?

86600:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,000Um, well, they're showing a lot of floralsright now, so I was thinking-

86700:58:14,000 --> 00:58:19,000Florals? For spring? Groundbreaking.

86800:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000But we thought about shooting themin an industrial space.

86900:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000We thought the contrastbetween the femininity of the florals...

87000:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,000and the more raw, rough-hewn backgroundwould create this wonderful tension between-

87100:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000- No.- Which?

87200:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000- No.- Which?

87300:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,000No.

87400:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,000Does anybody elsehave anything I can possibly use?

87500:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,000Antibacterial wipes perhaps?

87600:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,000- How's the cold doing?- Like death warmed up actually.

87700:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,000Oh, God.

87800:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,000It's the benefit tonight.I've been looking forward to it for months.

87900:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,000I refuse to be sick.I'm wearing Valentino, for crying out loud.

88000:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,000Right. Well, everybody willbe leaving soon to get ready...

88100:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,000so I suggest you go and drop Miranda'sFendi bag off at the showroom...

88200:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000and then I suppose you can just go home.

88300:59:13,000 --> 00:59:19,000Yeah? Oh, well, that is great.Perfect actually.

88400:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,000I need to get to Magnolia Bakery before it closes.It's Nate's birthday tonight.

88500:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000So we're, uh,having a little party for him.

88600:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000Yeah, I'm hearing this,and I wanna hear this.

88700:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000Bye.

88800:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,000I love my job.I love my job. I love my job.

88900:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,000Hello?

89000:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,000Before the benefit tonight,I need to make sure...

89100:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,000that you're both fully preppedon the guest list.

89200:59:56,000 --> 01:00:02,000But I thought that onlythe first assistant went to the benefit.

89301:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000Only when the first assistanthasn't decided to become...

89401:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,000an incubus of viral plague.

89501:00:08,000 --> 01:00:12,000You'll come and help Emily.

89601:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,000- That's all.- Right.

89701:00:15,000 --> 01:00:19,000These are all of the guests.Miranda invites everyone.

89801:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,000We have to make sure that they all thinkshe knows exactly who they are.

89901:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,000And I've been studying for weeks.

90001:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,000I have to learn all these by tonight?

90101:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,000No, don't be silly, Andrea.These too.

90201:00:29,000 --> 01:00:33,000Look, you better just start without me, okay?I'll get there as soon as I can.

90301:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,000Andy, come on, it's his birth-

90401:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000Okay, but hurry.

90501:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,000Oh, please, believe me, I will.This is the last thing that I wanna-

90601:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,000Ooh, I love that. Uh, I'll call youthe second I'm leaving, okay?

90701:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000- Will that fit me?- Oh, yeah.

90801:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000A little Crisco and some fishing line,and we're in business.

90901:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000Well, nothing really. I mean, this is-

91001:01:19,000 --> 01:01:24,000

I mean, really, this isthe social event of the season.

91101:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,000Oh, oh, my God.Andy, you look so chic.

91201:01:42,000 --> 01:01:46,000Oh, thanks, Em. You look so thin.

91301:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000- Do I?- Yeah.

91401:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000Oh, it's for Paris.I'm on this new diet.

91501:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000It's very effective.Well, I don't eat anything.

91601:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,000And then when I feel like I'm about to faint,I eat a cube of cheese.

91701:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000- Well, it's definitely working.- I know.

91801:01:58,000 --> 01:02:01,000I'm just one stomach fluaway from my goal weight.

91901:02:16,000 --> 01:02:21,000That's John Folger, the newartistic director of the Chelsea Rep.

92001:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,000- John, thanks for coming.- Hey there.

92101:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,000- Oh, thank you.It's always nice seeing you.- Stop fidgeting.

92201:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,000I'm sorry. I'm so late.

92301:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000Just deal with it.You have to be here.

92401:02:37,000 --> 01:02:40,000Emily, come here.

92501:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,000Isn't that Jacqueline Folletfrom French Runway?

92601:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000Oh, my God, and Miranda hates her.

92701:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000She was supposed to arriveafter Miranda left.

92801:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,000- I didn't- Oh.- Yeah.

92901:02:49,000 --> 01:02:53,000- Miranda, fabulous event as always.- You brought Jacqueline.

93001:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000- Surprise.- Quelle surprise.

93101:02:58,000 --> 01:03:02,000Oh, wonderful. We're so happy you wereable to come to our little gathering.

93201:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,000Of course.I plan my whole year around this.

93301:03:06,000 --> 01:03:11,000Well, we're so grateful that you do.

93401:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,000- Ciao.- Have you gotten my note?

93501:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000Yes, I did.We'll discuss it on Wednesday.

93601:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,000- Yes, I agree. No business tonight.- Not tonight.

93701:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000Enjoy.

93801:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000Em.

93901:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000Oh, thanks. Thanks.

94001:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,000Oh, um- Oh, my God.I just can't remember what his name is.

94101:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,000I just saw his name this morningon the list.

94201:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000It's- Oh, I know this.It's something to do with-

94301:03:42,000 --> 01:03:47,000Wait, he was- he was part of the-Oh, God, I know this. Um-

94401:03:47,000 --> 01:03:52,000It's Ambassador Franklin, and that'sthe woman that he left his wife for, Rebecca.

94501:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,000- Rebecca. Ambassador.- Miranda.

94601:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,000- You look fabulous.- Oh, very kind.

94701:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000Thank you.

94801:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000- Look at you.- Hello.

94901:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000You're-You're a vision.

95001:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,000- Oh.- Thank God I saved your job.

95101:04:18,000 --> 01:04:23,000You know,I figured out a few things on my own too.

95201:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,000Turns out,I'm not as nice as you thought.

95301:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,000I hope not.

95401:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000Well, if it weren'tfor the stupid boyfriend...

95501:04:31,000 --> 01:04:34,000I'd have to whisk you awayright here and now.

95601:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,000- Do you actually say things like that to people?- Evidently.

95701:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000Well, I gotta go.

95801:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,000Are you sure? 'Cause my editorfor New York Magazine is inside...

95901:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000and, you know,I could introduce you two.

96001:04:47,000 --> 01:04:51,000- You sent over your stufffor me to look at? Remember?- Yeah.

96101:04:52,000 --> 01:04:56,000All right, I gotta admit, I only read a couple.It was a very large packet you sent.

96201:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000- Yeah.- But what I did read wasn't half bad.

96301:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,000And, you know, I think-I think you have a talent, Andy.

96401:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,000

He should meet you.

96501:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000Why don't you come in?Just for one drink.

96601:05:06,000 --> 01:05:11,000Um, okay, yeah.I guess I could for one-

96701:05:11,000 --> 01:05:14,000No, I can't.I'm sorry, but I have to go.

96801:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,000All right.Give my best to the boyfriend.

96901:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000Roy, I'm sorry.Can you go any faster?

97001:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,000I'm sure Nate will understand.

97101:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,000Yeah.

97201:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000Hey.

97301:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,000Happy birthday.

97401:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,000Nate, I'm so sorry.

97501:06:03,000 --> 01:06:07,000I kept trying to leave,but there was a lot going on.

97601:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000And, you know, I didn't have a choice.

97701:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,000Don't worry about it.

97801:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,000I'm gonna go to bed.

97901:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,000Can we at least talk about this?

98001:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,000You look really pretty.

98101:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000Andrea?

98201:07:25,000 --> 01:07:28,000- Do you have the Book?- Oh. Uh-

98301:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,000Mm.

98401:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,000Paris is the most important weekof my entire year.

98501:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,000I need the best possible team with me.

98601:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,000That no longer includes Emily.

98701:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,000Wait. You want me to-

98801:07:49,000 --> 01:07:52,000

No, Miranda.

98901:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000Emily would die.

99001:07:54,000 --> 01:07:58,000Her whole life is about Paris.

99101:07:58,000 --> 01:08:03,000She hasn't eaten in weeks.I-I can't... do that.

99201:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,000Miranda, I can't.

99301:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,000If you don't go, I'll assume you'renot serious about your future...

99401:08:09,000 --> 01:08:13,000at Runway or any other publication.

99501:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,000The decision's yours.

99601:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000That's all.

99701:09:24,000 --> 01:09:28,000Hey, Andy.

99801:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000- Hey.- You coming to bed anytime soon?

99901:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000Uh, yeah. Five minutes, okay?

100001:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,000Andrea, don't forget to tell Emily.

100101:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,000Do it now.

100201:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,000Don't pick up.

100301:10:47,000 --> 01:10:50,000- Don't pick up. Don't pick up. Don't pick-- Hi.

100401:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,000- Emily.- Hi, hi. Sorry I'm late.

100501:10:51,000 --> 01:10:54,000It's just Miranda wantedsome scarves from Herm\E8s.

100601:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,000And she did tell me yesterday,but I forgot like an idiot.

100701:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,000And so I freaked out, of course.

100801:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,000Emily, Emily, I-I need to talk to you.

100901:11:02,000 --> 01:11:05,000I called Martine at home, and she openedthe shop early. Whoa! I'm sorry.

101001:11:05,000 --> 01:11:08,000She opened the shop early for me,so I got them, which is great.

101101:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,000Okay. Um, Emily,wh-when you come in...

101201:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,000there's somethingI have to talk to you about.

101301:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,000- Well, I hope it's not another Miranda problem.- Not exactly.

101401:11:17,000 --> 01:11:21,000Well, good, because I've got so muchto deal with before I go. I swear to God-

101501:11:23,000 --> 01:11:27,000Oh, my God!

101601:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,000Emily?

101701:11:38,000 --> 01:11:42,000I don't care if she was gonna fire youor beat you with a red-hot poker!

101801:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000You should have said no.

101901:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000Emily, I didn't have a choice.

102001:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,000- Oh. Please.- You know how she is.

102101:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,000That is a pathetic excuse.

102201:11:55,000 --> 01:11:57,000Thanks.

102301:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,000Do you know what really just...

102401:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,000gets me about this whole thing...

102501:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,000is that, you know, you're the one who saidyou don't really care about this stuff.

102601:12:06,000 --> 01:12:10,000And you don't really care about fashion.You just wanna be a journalist.

102701:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000What a pile of bollocks!

102801:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,000Emily, I know you're mad.I don't blame you.

102901:12:15,000 --> 01:12:19,000Face it, you sold your soul the dayyou put on that first pair of Jimmy Choo's.

103001:12:19,000 --> 01:12:24,000I saw it. And you know what reallyjust kills me about this whole thing...

103101:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,000is the clothes that you're gonna get.

103201:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,000I mean, you don't deserve them.

103301:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,000You eat carbs, for Christ's sake.

103401:12:32,000 --> 01:12:36,000God, it's so unfair!

103501:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,000

- Emily.- Just go.

103601:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,000- Emily, I-- I said go!

103701:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,000- You are going to Parisfor the couture shows?- Mm-hmm.

103801:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000- That's the coolest fashion event of the year.- Mm-hmm.

103901:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,000- I mean, who are you going to see, Galliano?- Yeah.

104001:13:01,000 --> 01:13:04,000- And Lagerfeld and Nicholas Ghesquiere.- Yep.

104101:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,000Yes. Okay, now you're scaring me.

104201:13:07,000 --> 01:13:10,000- Hey.- Hey.

104301:13:10,000 --> 01:13:14,000- This show is amazing. I am so proud of you.- Thank you.

104401:13:14,000 --> 01:13:17,000Okay, start with the photos in the backand work your way forward.

104501:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,000That is the way I designed it.It is brilliant.

104601:13:18,000 --> 01:13:20,000- You will love it.- Of course.

104701:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,000And you, I have somebodyI want you to meet, okay?

104801:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000Ooh, art and sex. Lead the way.

104901:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,000- See you later.- Okay.

105001:13:46,000 --> 01:13:50,000Hey. Hey, Miranda girl.

105101:13:52,000 --> 01:13:55,000- Hi.- I was just thinking about you.

105201:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,000Oh, come on.

105301:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,000- It's true.- No.

105401:13:59,000 --> 01:14:04,000I'm profiling Gaultier for Interviewand, uh, making my Paris plans.

105501:14:04,000 --> 01:14:08,000I found myself wonderingif, uh, you were gonna be there.

105601:14:08,000 --> 01:14:14,000Well, actually, um, I am going.

105701:14:14,000 --> 01:14:18,000Great. I'm staying in a fantasticlittle hotel in the Seventh...

105801:14:19,000 --> 01:14:23,000right across the street from the falafelrestaurant that will change your life.

105901:14:23,000 --> 01:14:28,000I'm sorry. I'll be too busy working.

106001:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000You'll have to findsomeone else's life to change.

106101:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,000Well, that's just it.

106201:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,000I'm beginning to wonder if I can.

106301:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,000Lily.

106401:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,000Lily, he's just a guy I know from work.

106501:14:55,000 --> 01:14:58,000- Yeah, that looked like work.- Look, you're making a big deal out of-

106601:14:58,000 --> 01:15:01,000You know, the Andy I knowis madly in love with Nate...

106701:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,000is always five minutes early...

106801:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,000and thinks, I don't know,

Club Monaco is couture.

106901:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,000For the last 16 years, I've knowneverything about that Andy.

107001:15:09,000 --> 01:15:13,000But this person? This "glamazon"who skulks around in corners...

107101:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,000with some random hot fashion guy?

107201:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,000I don't get her.

107301:15:19,000 --> 01:15:23,000- Lily.- Have fun in Paris.

107401:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,000You going to Paris?

107501:15:26,000 --> 01:15:29,000Uh, yeah. It just happened.

107601:15:29,000 --> 01:15:33,000I thought Pariswas a big deal for Emily or-

107701:15:33,000 --> 01:15:36,000Great. Now you're gonnagive me a hard time too?

107801:15:37,000 --> 01:15:41,000Hey, Andy. Andy!

107901:15:41,000 --> 01:15:44,000- Andy, what the hell is wrong with you?- I-I didn't have a choice, okay?

108001:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,000- Miranda asked me, and I couldn't say no.- I know.

108101:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,000That's your answer for everything lately,"I didn't have a choice."

108201:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,000- Like this job was forced on you.- Nate, I get it, okay?

108301:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,000Like you don't makethese decisions yourself.

108401:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,000You're mad because I work late all the timeand I missed your birthday party.

108501:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,000- And I'm sorry.- Oh, come on. What am I, four?

108601:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,000You-You hate Runwayand Miranda.

108701:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,000And you think fashion is stupid.You've made that clear.

108801:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,000Andy, I makeport wine reductions all day.

108901:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000I'm not exactly in the Peace Corps.

109001:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,000You know, I wouldn't care if you were

out there pole dancing all night...

109101:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,000as long as you did itwith a little integrity.

109201:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,000You used to say this was just a job.

109301:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,000You used to make funof the Runway girls.

109401:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,000What happened?Now you've become one of them.

109501:16:22,000 --> 01:16:26,000- That's absurd.- That's okay. That's fine. Just own up to it.

109601:16:26,000 --> 01:16:30,000And then we can stop pretending likewe have anything in common anymore.

109701:16:31,000 --> 01:16:34,000- You don't mean that, do you?- No, I do.

109801:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,000Well...

109901:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,000maybe this tripis coming at a good time.

110001:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,000Maybe we should take a break.

110101:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,000Nate?

110201:17:06,000 --> 01:17:10,000I'm sorry. Just... one second?

110301:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,000You know,in case you were wondering...

110401:17:14,000 --> 01:17:19,000the person whose calls you always take,that's the relationship you're in.

110501:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,000I hope you twoare very happy together.

110601:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,000Hello, Miranda.

110701:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,000Pardon. Miranda.

110801:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000Maestro. Mmm.

110901:18:50,000 --> 01:18:53,000How are you? So glad to see you.Thank you for coming.

111001:18:53,000 --> 01:18:57,000- You like the collection?- Absolutely. I think it's the best in years.

111101:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,000- This is very important for me.Very, very important.- I'm very happy for you.

111201:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,000- This is my new Emily.- Hello. How do you do?

111301:19:02,000 --> 01:19:05,000- I'm good. Pleasure.- Nice to meet you.

111401:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,000You love the show?

111501:19:12,000 --> 01:19:15,000Miranda. This way!

111601:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,000Miranda. Nigel.Fashion's great gatekeepers.

111701:19:24,000 --> 01:19:28,000Miranda, what is Runway's positionon French fashion versus American fashion?

111801:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,000- I've been thinking-- Oh.

111901:19:31,000 --> 01:19:34,000- You still owe me for Harry Potter.- Oh, do I?

112001:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,000- Of course you do. Are you working tonight?- Oh!

112101:19:37,000 --> 01:19:41,000- No, actually Miranda has a dinner.- Great, you're free.

112201:19:41,000 --> 01:19:45,000Oh, but there is the problemof le boyfriend.

112301:19:45,000 --> 01:19:49,000Wait, don't tell me.

The boyfriend non plus?

112401:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,000Je suis tr\E8s, tr\E8s desol\E9.

112501:19:51,000 --> 01:19:54,000Oh, you're so full of it.You're not desol\E9 at all.

112601:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,000No, not even a little.What time should I pick you up?

112701:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,000- Uh-- I'll call you.

112801:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,000Yeah.

112901:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,000Oh.

113001:20:23,000 --> 01:20:27,000Oh, there you are.

113101:20:27,000 --> 01:20:33,000We need to go over the seating,uh, chart for the luncheon.

113201:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,000Okay. Um, yeah, sure.

113301:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,000I have it right here.

113401:20:42,000 --> 01:20:46,000By all means, move at a glacial pace.You know how that thrills me.

1135

01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,000Okay.

113601:20:56,000 --> 01:20:59,000So...

113701:21:00,000 --> 01:21:05,000first of all, we need to moveSnoop Dogg to my table.

113801:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,000But your table's full.

113901:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,000Stephen isn't coming.

114001:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,000Oh, Stephen is-

114101:21:14,000 --> 01:21:17,000So I don't need to fetch Stephenfrom the airport tomorrow?

114201:21:17,000 --> 01:21:21,000Well, if you speak to himand he decides to rethink the divorce...

114301:21:21,000 --> 01:21:24,000then, yes, fetch away.

114401:21:25,000 --> 01:21:28,000You're very fetching, so go fetch.

114501:21:34,000 --> 01:21:38,000And then when we get back to New York,we need to contact, um...

114601:21:40,000 --> 01:21:44,000Leslie to see what she can doto minimize the press...

114701:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,000on all this.

114801:21:50,000 --> 01:21:52,000Another divorce...

114901:21:52,000 --> 01:21:55,000splashed across page six.

115001:21:55,000 --> 01:21:58,000I can just imagine what they'regonna write about me.

115101:21:58,000 --> 01:22:03,000The Dragon Lady, career-obsessed.

115201:22:03,000 --> 01:22:06,000Snow Queen drives awayanother Mr. Priestly.

115301:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,000Rupert Murdochshould cut me a check...

115401:22:10,000 --> 01:22:13,000for all the papers I sell for him.

115501:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,000Anyway, I don't-

115601:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,000I don't really carewhat anybody writes about me.

115701:22:23,000 --> 01:22:26,000But my- my girls, I just-

115801:22:26,000 --> 01:22:29,000It's just so unfair to the girls.

115901:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,000It's just...

116001:22:33,000 --> 01:22:35,000another disappointment...

116101:22:35,000 --> 01:22:39,000another letdown,another father... figure-

116201:22:39,000 --> 01:22:42,000gone.

116301:22:43,000 --> 01:22:47,000Anyway, the point is-

116401:22:47,000 --> 01:22:51,000The point is-

116501:22:51,000 --> 01:22:56,000The point is we really need tofigure out where to place Donatella...

116601:22:56,000 --> 01:22:59,000because she's barelyspeaking to anyone.

116701:23:08,000 --> 01:23:11,000I'm so sorry, Miranda.

116801:23:11,000 --> 01:23:14,000If you want me to cancelyour evening, I can.

116901:23:14,000 --> 01:23:17,000Don't be ridiculous.Why would we do that?

117001:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,000Um, is-

117101:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,000Is there anything else I can do?

117201:23:24,000 --> 01:23:26,000Your job.

117301:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,000That's all.

117401:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,000Hi. I need Miranda's itineraryfor tomorrow.

117501:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,000- Okay. Come on in.- All right? Thanks.

117601:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,000- Who put that together for you?- This?

117701:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,000Oh, it's just-it's just something I threw on.

117801:24:12,000 --> 01:24:16,000Turn around. Let me see. Turn.

117901:24:16,000 --> 01:24:19,000- Mm. Incroyable.- Yeah?

118001:24:19,000 --> 01:24:22,000- It's really just- No, it's- No, gorgeous.- Yeah? Okay, good.

118101:24:22,000 --> 01:24:25,000Really. I think thatmy work here is done.

118201:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,000Oh.

118301:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,000We're going to celebrate.I'm going to get some champagne.

118401:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,000Okay. What are we toasting?

118501:24:33,000 --> 01:24:37,000We are toasting, my dear,to the dream job.

118601:24:38,000 --> 01:24:42,000The one that a million girls wanted.

118701:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,000Which I got months ago.

118801:24:44,000 --> 01:24:47,000I'm not talking about you.

118901:24:47,000 --> 01:24:50,000Mm-hmm.

119001:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,000- James Holt-- Yeah.

119101:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,000Massimo Corteleoni...

119201:24:56,000 --> 01:24:57,000is investing in James's companyand taking it global.

119301:24:58,000 --> 01:25:02,000- Mm-hmm.- Bags, shoes, fragrances- the works.

119401:25:03,000 --> 01:25:06,000And James needs a partner.

119501:25:06,000 --> 01:25:12,000And that partner would be me.

119601:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,000- Does Miranda-- No, no, Miranda knows, because-

119701:25:17,000 --> 01:25:20,000- Oh.- Oh, she put me up for it.God, no. Can you imagine?

119801:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,000But- But- But you're leaving.

119901:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,000- Mm-hmm.- I can't imagine Runway without you.

120001:25:26,000 --> 01:25:29,000I know, I know,but I'm so excited though.

120101:25:29,000 --> 01:25:33,000This is the first time in 18 years I'm goingto be able to call the shots in my own life.

120201:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,000Oh, my God!

120301:25:35,000 --> 01:25:40,000I'm going to be able to come to Parisand actually see Paris.

120401:25:42,000 --> 01:25:45,000Well, congratulations.

120501:25:45,000 --> 01:25:48,000- Huh? Oh.- Nigel, you deserve it.

120601:25:50,000 --> 01:25:54,000You bet your size-six ass.

120701:25:54,000 --> 01:25:57,000- Four.- Really?

120801:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,000Cheers.

120901:25:59,000 --> 01:26:03,000- Cheers to you.- To us.

121001:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,000Let me see that.

121101:26:09,000 --> 01:26:13,000Okay, I just wanna say that yes, there are thingsMiranda does that I don't agree with, but-

121201:26:13,000 --> 01:26:16,000- Come on. You hate her. Just admit it to me.- No.

121301:26:16,000 --> 01:26:19,000She's a- She's a notorious sadist...

121401:26:19,000 --> 01:26:21,000and not- not in a good way.

121501:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,000Okay, she's tough,but if Miranda were a man...

121601:26:24,000 --> 01:26:28,000

no one would notice anything about her,except how great she is at her job.

121701:26:28,000 --> 01:26:31,000I'm sorry. I can't-

121801:26:31,000 --> 01:26:35,000- I can't believe this. You're defending her?- Yeah.

121901:26:35,000 --> 01:26:38,000The wide-eyed girl peddlingher earnest newspaper stories?

122001:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,000You, my friend,are crossing over to the dark side.

122101:26:43,000 --> 01:26:45,000I resent that.

122201:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,000- You shouldn't. It's sexy.- Sexy?

122301:26:50,000 --> 01:26:53,000- Really?- Really.

122401:26:58,000 --> 01:27:01,000So do you-do you know where we're going?

122501:27:01,000 --> 01:27:02,000- 'Cause I'm lost.- Yeah.

122601:27:02,000 --> 01:27:05,000Yeah, don't worry. I know this citylike the back of my hand.

1227

01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:08,000It's my favorite placein the whole world.

122801:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,000You know, Gertrude Stein once said...

122901:27:11,000 --> 01:27:15,000"America is my country,and Paris is my hometown."

123001:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,000It's true.

123101:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,000What do you do?

123201:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,000Do you just write stuff like that down...

123301:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,000and then file it away to use on us girls?

123401:27:25,000 --> 01:27:28,000- I'm Christian Thompson. That's my way.- That's your way. Right.

123501:27:28,000 --> 01:27:31,000I work freelance.I have a lot of free time on my hands.

123601:27:33,000 --> 01:27:36,000You know, I never understood...

123701:27:36,000 --> 01:27:39,000why everyone was so crazy about Paris...

123801:27:39,000 --> 01:27:44,000but... it is so beautiful.

1239

01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:51,000Mm. I-I can't. I'm sorry.

124001:27:51,000 --> 01:27:56,000I can't. You know, Nate and I just split upa couple days ago, and I can't.

124101:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,000Ooh. I've had too much wine.

124201:28:01,000 --> 01:28:05,000And my hearing-vision-judgment's impaired.

124301:28:09,000 --> 01:28:12,000No, I barely know you.I'm in a strange city.

124401:28:14,000 --> 01:28:18,000I... am out of excuses.

124501:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,000Thank God.

124601:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,000Yes.

124701:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,000Oh, shoot.

124801:29:23,000 --> 01:29:26,000Bonjour, madame.

124901:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,000Uh, what the hell is this?

125001:29:28,000 --> 01:29:32,000What does it look like?It's a mock-up.

1251

01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:34,000Yeah. Of?

125201:29:34,000 --> 01:29:39,000Of what American Runway will look likewhen Jacqueline Follet is the new editor in chief.

125301:29:39,000 --> 01:29:43,000Wh-They're replacing Miranda?

125401:29:43,000 --> 01:29:47,000Yeah. And she's bringing me into run all the editorial content.

125501:29:49,000 --> 01:29:50,000You're really surprised?

125601:29:50,000 --> 01:29:54,000Jacqueline's a lot younger than Miranda.She has a fresher take on things.

125701:29:54,000 --> 01:30:00,000Not to mention American Runway's oneof the most expensive books in the business.

125801:30:00,000 --> 01:30:04,000Jacqueline does the same thingfor a lot less money.

125901:30:04,000 --> 01:30:08,000And Irv-Irv's a businessman, you know.

126001:30:08,000 --> 01:30:13,000Miranda will be devastated. Her whole lifeis about Runway. He can't do that to her.

126101:30:13,000 --> 01:30:16,000It's done. Irv's gonna tell Mirandaafter the party for James.

1262

01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,000And she has no idea?

126301:30:19,000 --> 01:30:21,000She's a big girl. She'll be fine.

126401:30:22,000 --> 01:30:26,000Shi- I have to go.

126501:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,000Andy.

126601:30:27,000 --> 01:30:29,000Andy, it's done.

126701:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,000Baby, it's done.

126801:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,000I'm not your baby.

126901:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,000Allo.

127001:30:46,000 --> 01:30:49,000Oh! Oh! Thank God you're there.

127101:30:49,000 --> 01:30:52,000- Excuse me?- I need to talk to you right away.

127201:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,000It's about Jacqueline Follet.

127301:30:54,000 --> 01:30:59,000Shit! Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit!

127401:31:15,000 --> 01:31:19,000- Yes.- Mr. Ravitz, I'm so sorry to bother you.

I was wondering-

127501:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,000Have you completely lost your mind?

127601:31:22,000 --> 01:31:26,000- I need to talk to you.- Do not disturb me again.

127701:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,000But, um, it's just for one- Miranda!

127801:31:47,000 --> 01:31:51,000Miranda. Miranda.Wait, I need to talk to you.

127901:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,000Irv is making Jacqueline Folletthe editor in chief of Runway.

128001:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,000Christian Thompson told mehe's gonna work for her.

128101:31:56,000 --> 01:31:59,000Irv is going to tell you today. I thoughtmaybe if I told you, that you could fix it.

128201:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,000Do I smell freesias?

128301:32:01,000 --> 01:32:06,000What? No.I-I specifically told them-

128401:32:06,000 --> 01:32:10,000If I see freesias anywhere...

128501:32:10,000 --> 01:32:14,000I will be very disappointed.

128601:32:14,000 --> 01:32:17,000For 72 years, Runwayhas been more than a magazine.

128701:32:17,000 --> 01:32:21,000It has been a beaconof elegance and grace.

128801:32:21,000 --> 01:32:27,000Miranda Priestly is the finestpossible guardian of that beacon...

128901:32:27,000 --> 01:32:32,000setting a standard that inspirespeople across the globe.

129001:32:32,000 --> 01:32:36,000Ladies and gentlemen,I give you Miranda Priestly.

129101:32:54,000 --> 01:32:57,000Thank you, my dear friend.

129201:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,000Bonjour.

129301:33:01,000 --> 01:33:04,000Thank you very muchfor coming today...

129401:33:04,000 --> 01:33:08,000to help celebrateour dear friend, James Holt.

129501:33:17,000 --> 01:33:20,000But before I talk to you about James...

129601:33:20,000 --> 01:33:24,000and his many accomplishments...

1297

01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:28,000I would like first to sharesome news with you.

129801:33:30,000 --> 01:33:32,000Um, as many of you know...

129901:33:32,000 --> 01:33:35,000uh, recently Massimo Corteleoni...

130001:33:35,000 --> 01:33:39,000has agreed to finance the expansionof the James Holt label...

130101:33:40,000 --> 01:33:44,000transforming the workof this visionary artist...

130201:33:44,000 --> 01:33:48,000into a global brand,which is really an exciting enterprise.

130301:33:48,000 --> 01:33:53,000Runway and James Holt sharemany things in common...

130401:33:53,000 --> 01:33:57,000chief among them,a commitment to excellence.

130501:33:57,000 --> 01:34:02,000And so, it should come as no surprisethat when the time came...

130601:34:02,000 --> 01:34:07,000for James to choose the new presidentof James Holt International...

130701:34:07,000 --> 01:34:09,000he chose from withinthe Runway family.

130801:34:09,000 --> 01:34:13,000And it's my great happiness today...

130901:34:13,000 --> 01:34:17,000to announce to you allthat that person...

131001:34:17,000 --> 01:34:23,000is my friendand longtime esteemed colleague...

131101:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,000Jacqueline Follet.

131201:34:38,000 --> 01:34:40,000Thank you. Merci.

131301:34:56,000 --> 01:34:59,000And now to the main event...

131401:34:59,000 --> 01:35:02,000our celebration of James Holt.

131501:35:02,000 --> 01:35:05,000We at Runwayare very proud to have been-

131601:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,000When the time is right,she'll pay me back.

131701:35:13,000 --> 01:35:15,000You sure about that?

131801:35:15,000 --> 01:35:18,000No.

131901:35:18,000 --> 01:35:21,000But I hope for the best.

132001:35:21,000 --> 01:35:22,000I have to.

132101:35:42,000 --> 01:35:44,000You thought I didn't know.

132201:35:46,000 --> 01:35:50,000I've known what was happeningfor quite some time.

132301:35:50,000 --> 01:35:56,000It just took me a little while to finda suitable alternative for Jacqueline.

132401:35:56,000 --> 01:36:00,000And that James Holtjobwas so absurdly overpaid...

132501:36:01,000 --> 01:36:03,000that, of course, she jumped at it.

132601:36:04,000 --> 01:36:08,000So I just had to tell Irvthat Jacqueline was unavailable.

132701:36:08,000 --> 01:36:13,000The truth is, there is no onethat can do what I do...

132801:36:13,000 --> 01:36:15,000including her.

132901:36:16,000 --> 01:36:19,000Any of the other choices wouldhave found that job impossible...

133001:36:19,000 --> 01:36:21,000and the magazine would have suffered.

133101:36:21,000 --> 01:36:25,000

Especially because of the list.

133201:36:27,000 --> 01:36:30,000The list of designers, photographers...

133301:36:31,000 --> 01:36:35,000editors, writers, models, all of whomwere found by me, nurtured by me...

133401:36:35,000 --> 01:36:37,000and have promised methey will follow me...

133501:36:37,000 --> 01:36:40,000whenever and if everI choose to leave Runway.

133601:36:42,000 --> 01:36:44,000So he reconsidered.

133701:36:48,000 --> 01:36:51,000But I was very, very impressed...

133801:36:51,000 --> 01:36:55,000by how intently you tried to warn me.

133901:36:55,000 --> 01:36:58,000I never thought I would say this,Andrea...

134001:36:58,000 --> 01:37:02,000but I really-

134101:37:02,000 --> 01:37:04,000I see a great deal of myself in you.

134201:37:08,000 --> 01:37:12,000You can see beyond what people wantand what they need...

1343

01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:13,000and you can choose for yourself.

134401:37:17,000 --> 01:37:21,000I don't think I'm like that.

134501:37:21,000 --> 01:37:23,000I-

134601:37:26,000 --> 01:37:28,000I couldn't do what you did to Nigel,Miranda.

134701:37:28,000 --> 01:37:31,000I couldn't do something like that.

134801:37:31,000 --> 01:37:35,000Mm. You already did.

134901:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,000To Emily.

135001:37:41,000 --> 01:37:45,000That's not what I-

135101:37:45,000 --> 01:37:47,000No, that was- that was different.I didn't have a choice.

135201:37:47,000 --> 01:37:50,000Oh, no, you chose.You chose to get ahead.

135301:37:51,000 --> 01:37:55,000You want this life,those choices are necessary.

135401:37:55,000 --> 01:38:00,000But what if this isn't what I want?

1355

01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:04,000I mean, what if I don't wannalive the way you live?

135601:38:04,000 --> 01:38:07,000Don't be ridiculous, Andrea.Everybody wants this.

135701:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,000Everybody wants to be us.

135801:39:39,000 --> 01:39:42,000I have to be at work in 20 minutes.

135901:39:42,000 --> 01:39:46,000What's up?

136001:39:46,000 --> 01:39:49,000Well, I just-

136101:39:49,000 --> 01:39:52,000I wanted to saythat you were right about everything.

136201:39:53,000 --> 01:39:55,000That...

136301:39:55,000 --> 01:39:58,000I turned my back on my friendsand my family...

136401:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,000and everything I believed in...

136501:40:00,000 --> 01:40:03,000and- and for what?

136601:40:04,000 --> 01:40:09,000For shoes and shirtsand jackets and belts.

136701:40:09,000 --> 01:40:11,000Nate.

136801:40:14,000 --> 01:40:16,000I'm sorry.

136901:40:24,000 --> 01:40:26,000I-

137001:40:26,000 --> 01:40:28,000I flew up to Boston while you were gone.

137101:40:28,000 --> 01:40:31,000I interviewed at the Oak Room.

137201:40:31,000 --> 01:40:34,000And?

137301:40:35,000 --> 01:40:38,000And you're lookingat their new sous-chef.

137401:40:38,000 --> 01:40:42,000- I'm moving up there in a couple weeks.- That's great. Congratulations.

137501:40:47,000 --> 01:40:51,000I don't know what I'm gonna do withoutthose late-night grilled cheeses, but-

137601:40:51,000 --> 01:40:54,000I'm pretty surethey have bread in Boston.

137701:40:54,000 --> 01:40:57,000May even have Jarlsberg.

137801:41:00,000 --> 01:41:02,000We might be ableto figure something out.

137901:41:05,000 --> 01:41:07,000You think?

138001:41:07,000 --> 01:41:09,000Yeah.

138101:41:16,000 --> 01:41:19,000So, what about you?I mean, what are you gonna do now?

138201:41:19,000 --> 01:41:23,000Actually, I, uh-I have a job interview today.

138301:41:23,000 --> 01:41:25,000- Oh, yeah?- Mm-hmm.

138401:41:26,000 --> 01:41:28,000That's what you're wearing?

138501:41:28,000 --> 01:41:30,000Shut up. I like this.

138601:41:34,000 --> 01:41:36,000- Andy, Greg Hill.- Hello.

138701:41:36,000 --> 01:41:39,000Come on. These clips are excellent.

138801:41:39,000 --> 01:41:42,000This thing on the janitors' union,that's exactly what we do here.

138901:41:42,000 --> 01:41:44,000My only question is, Runway?

139001:41:44,000 --> 01:41:45,000

My only question is, Runway?

139101:41:45,000 --> 01:41:48,000You were there for less than a year.

139201:41:48,000 --> 01:41:50,000What the hell kind of a blip is that?

139301:41:51,000 --> 01:41:53,000Learned a lot.

139401:41:55,000 --> 01:42:00,000In the end though,I kind of screwed it up.

139501:42:00,000 --> 01:42:04,000I called over there for a reference,left word with some snooty girl.

139601:42:04,000 --> 01:42:07,000Next thing you know, I got a faxfrom Miranda Priestly herself...

139701:42:07,000 --> 01:42:10,000saying that of all the assistantsshe's ever had...

139801:42:10,000 --> 01:42:12,000you were, by far,her biggest disappointment.

139901:42:12,000 --> 01:42:17,000And, if I don't hire you,I am an idiot.

140001:42:20,000 --> 01:42:23,000You must have done something right.

140101:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,000Miranda Priestly's office.

140201:42:57,000 --> 01:43:02,000Hey, Emily, it's Andy. Don't hang up.I have a favor to ask you.

140301:43:02,000 --> 01:43:05,000You have a favor to ask of me?

140401:43:05,000 --> 01:43:08,000Yeah. The thing is,I have all these clothes from Paris...

140501:43:08,000 --> 01:43:10,000and I don't have anyplaceto wear them...

140601:43:11,000 --> 01:43:15,000so I was wondering if youcould take them off my hands.

140701:43:19,000 --> 01:43:22,000Well, I don't know.It's a huge imposition.

140801:43:22,000 --> 01:43:27,000And I'll have to get them taken in.I mean, they'll drown me.

140901:43:27,000 --> 01:43:31,000But I suppose I could help you out.I will have Roy pick them up this afternoon.

141001:43:32,000 --> 01:43:36,000Thanks, Em. I appreciate it.Good luck.

141101:43:46,000 --> 01:43:50,000You have some very large shoes to fill.

141201:43:50,000 --> 01:43:53,000I hope you know that.

141301:43:58,000 --> 01:44:01,000I don't understandwhy it is so challenging...

141401:44:02,000 --> 01:44:05,000to get my car when I ask for it.

141501:44:51,000 --> 01:44:53,000Go.