LAUGHTER FOR GOOD HEALTH

A laugh a day keeps the doctor away !

Joke 1 Wife : Darling, what did you do before you met me ?

Husband :

Anything I wanted !

Joke 2Ah Kow :

I heard something this morning that opened my eyes !

Ah Gong :

An Alien ?

Ah Kow :

No. It was an alarm clock .

Joke 3 Chemistry Teacher :

Ah Soh, why are you trembling all over ?

Ah Soh : I’m just following the instructions for this experiment. It says : ‘Add liquid to test tube, then shake for two minutes !’

Joke 4Pupil : I’m glad I wasn’t born in China, Teacher.

Teacher : Why is that so ?

Pupil : Because I can’t speak Chinese !

Joke 5 Teacher : Ai Khoon, can you give me two examples of Pronouns ?

Ai Khoon ( in sleepy state ) : Who, Me ?

Teacher : Correct !

Joke 6

Teacher : Jimmy, name me three animals belonging to the Cat Family.

Jimmy : So easy lah, Teacher !

Father Cat, Mother Cat, Baby Cat !

Joke 7 Kindergarten Kid : Mummy, my Teacher hasn’t seen an elephant !

Mother : Darling, what makes you think so ?

Kindergarten Kid : This morning, Teacher asked us to draw an elephant. After 10 minutes, she came to see my drawing and cried, ‘Oh God, what’s that ?’

Joke 8A little kindergarten girl is saying her prayers before going to bed : “Oh God, please make Teluk Intan the Capital of Malaysia !”

Mother : Honey, why are you praying in this strange way ?

Little Girl : For my test this morning, I wrote ‘Teluk Intan’ as the Capital of Malaysia !

Joke 9 Teacher : Peter, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I ’ .

Peter : ‘I’ is …

Teacher : I am, I AM … you fool !

Peter : Sorry Sir ! I AM the ninth letter of the Alphabet !

Joke 10Teacher : Now, Children, this picture shows a Kangaroo. It is a native of Australia.

Hey, Freddie, what’s the matter ?

Freddie ( in a shocked state ) : My auntie’s married to one of those !

THE ENDTHE ENDA SMILE is the shortest distance A SMILE is the shortest distance

between two people.between two people.

Victor BorgeVictor Borge

With Metta,With Metta,Bro. Oh Teik BinBro. Oh Teik Bin