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100:03:20,734 --> 00:03:25,823I come tonight to warn youthat you will be visited by three spirits.

200:03:26,173 --> 00:03:27,976What?

300:03:28,476 --> 00:03:32,413Was that the chance and hopethat you mentioned, Jacob?

400:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,048It was.

500:03:34,148 --> 00:03:38,353You have yet the chanceand hope of escaping my fate.

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00:03:38,453 --> 00:03:41,797A chance and hopeof my procuring, Ebenezer.

700:03:41,897 --> 00:03:43,830Thank you, Jacob.

800:03:43,930 --> 00:03:49,200Expect the first when the bell tolls 1:00.

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00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:52,967- Shut up, Beth!- I don't care who started it, Max.

1000:03:53,367 --> 00:03:57,057Ben started it and everybody knows it.We even have the whole thing on video.

1100:03:57,205 --> 00:04:00,475You're gonna write an apology to the restof your class for ruining the recital.

1200:04:00,575 --> 00:04:03,377What were you thinking, Max?That kid was twice your size.

1300:04:03,477 --> 00:04:06,130Yeah, but Ben Kuklinskiis always ragging on Christmas.


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1400:04:06,230 --> 00:04:09,150He even told the first graders that Santawas just a cheap marketing ploy

1500:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,876- invented to sell Pepsi.- Coke.

1600:04:10,976 --> 00:04:13,612- You know what I mean.- But not why you care.

1700:04:13,712 --> 00:04:17,158- Well, someone's got to.- Here, let me see.

1800:04:18,399 --> 00:04:20,361It's not so bad. Just keep icing it.

1900:04:20,461 --> 00:04:24,666And was drop-kicking him into the mangerreally the best way to handle this?

2000:04:24,766 --> 00:04:27,887Okay, that was not my fault.I was under the influence.

2100:04:27,987 --> 00:04:30,204

All I had to eat was Christmas fudgeand candy canes.

2200:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,680Well, I hate to sound harsh, but everykid has to learn the truth someday.

2300:04:34,841 --> 00:04:39,313Oh, I know. I just...I didn't want it ruined.

2400:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,215For the little kids.

2500:04:41,315 --> 00:04:45,453But is this a war on Christmas,a war on over-political correctness...

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00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,472Looks great, Mom.

2700:04:48,672 --> 00:04:52,006Don't work too hard, though. Sarah boughta bunch of cookies at the store.

2800:04:52,106 --> 00:04:53,694It's Roger.

2900:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,530Thought you said youweren't working over Christmas.

3000:04:55,630 --> 00:04:59,066I said no traveling over Christmas.I still have to take a few calls.

3100:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,468

Hey, Roger, what's up?3200:05:00,568 --> 00:05:04,505Aren't we still gonna watch Charlie Brownand wrap Christmas presents like always?

3300:05:04,605 --> 00:05:07,594You know what? After what you pulled,you can do that alone. And quick.

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00:05:07,694 --> 00:05:10,353Your cousins get here any minute.Yeah, Roger?

3500:05:10,453 --> 00:05:14,309- It's a Christmas cluster-eff over here.- Beth, help me hang this.

3600:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,986Wait. Mom, aren't wegonna watch Charlie Brown?

3700:05:32,766 --> 00:05:36,170I started, but... I don't knowwhat to ask for this year.

3800:05:36,470 --> 00:05:40,224Because they are family, Beth.And it's only for a few days.


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3900:05:40,324 --> 00:05:43,793Well, I'm not sharing my roomwith girls who pee standing up.

4000:05:47,001 --> 00:05:49,153Last year I found shit in my bed, Mom.

4100:05:49,253 --> 00:05:52,173- Human shit.- For the last time, that was their dog!

4200:05:52,273 --> 00:05:54,439"They're why some peopleshouldn't be allowed to breed!"

4300:05:54,539 --> 00:05:59,085- Your words, Mom, not mine!- I never said that!

4400:06:00,181 --> 00:06:04,082I said maybe they should have to takea test before they're allowed to breed.

4500:06:27,507 --> 00:06:29,541Thanks, Omi.

4600:06:31,444 --> 00:06:33,239Omi?

4700:06:34,448 --> 00:06:37,415Do you still really believe in Santa?

4800:06:46,826 --> 00:06:48,694What do you mean?

4900:07:20,694 --> 00:07:23,497Yeah, my cousins are crawling outof the shallow end of the gene pool,

5000:07:23,597 --> 00:07:25,566so everyone's a little on edge.

5100:07:25,666 --> 00:07:29,236- Your mom popping Xanax again?- Like candy.


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5200:07:29,336 --> 00:07:33,774Tonight we're making a Japanesesnowflake tree or some crap.

5300:07:34,474 --> 00:07:37,511Takes a lot of work to make our family lookmore awesome than it actually is, you know?

5400:07:37,611 --> 00:07:41,348I like snowflakes,but I like my plan a lot better.

5500:07:42,548 --> 00:07:45,019Very enticing.

5600:07:45,119 --> 00:07:47,635- But I think I'm stuck here.- Come on.

5700:07:47,855 --> 00:07:51,925People have escaped from Alcatraz before,and I'm only four blocks away.

5800:07:53,325 --> 00:07:56,373What? What's wrong?

5900:07:56,473 --> 00:07:57,997Everything.

6000:08:06,439 --> 00:08:08,373Crap.

6100:08:13,881 --> 00:08:16,517- Will you two knock it off?- Howie, stop ringing the doorbell!

6200:08:16,617 --> 00:08:19,787- Well, carry something!- Help me with the bags.

6300:08:19,887 --> 00:08:23,824It's Christmas. It's Christmas.It's Christmas.

6400:08:24,424 --> 00:08:27,728- Merry Christmas!- Hey, sis. Merry Christmas.


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6500:08:27,828 --> 00:08:31,399- Gosh. I'm so glad you guys could make it.- Oh, you have no idea.

6600:08:31,499 --> 00:08:35,336Accidents all over the freeways and nothingbut crazy talk radio for six hours.

6700:08:35,436 --> 00:08:37,738We brought you a little tasteof home, though, didn't we?

6800:08:37,838 --> 00:08:40,832Well... thank you. It looks...

6900:08:40,932 --> 00:08:42,341- Wow!- You're welcome.

7000:08:42,441 --> 00:08:45,205Linda, move it, move it. We don't haveto keep the traffic jam going.

7100:08:45,305 --> 00:08:47,415Howard, let me help you with that.

7200:08:47,515 --> 00:08:49,216That's...

7300:08:49,316 --> 00:08:51,585- Thanks, Tommy.- Sorry about that.

7400:08:51,685 --> 00:08:53,387What, you give the Butlerthe night off, did you?

7500:08:53,487 --> 00:08:56,791

- Don't worry about it.- Yeah, we brought Rosie.

7600:08:56,891 --> 00:09:00,832- You don't have a cat, do you?- It's fine. It's fine, right? It's fine.

7700:09:00,932 --> 00:09:02,669


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Merry Christmas, girls. Come on in.

7800:09:02,769 --> 00:09:05,693Don't you look cutein your matching jackets.

7900:09:05,793 --> 00:09:09,036They're just a little cranky'cause the Steelers lost, so...

8000:09:09,136 --> 00:09:13,838Jordan, Stevie, why don't you tell your AuntSarah about your presidential fitness award?

8100:09:15,208 --> 00:09:17,211It's a good story.

8200:09:17,863 --> 00:09:20,181Hey, Howie.

8300:09:20,281 --> 00:09:23,517So, what did you ask Santa for this year?

8400:09:23,617 --> 00:09:25,669Really nice. They did look pretty good.

8500:09:25,769 --> 00:09:28,622- It looks bigger in here.- Toy car?

8600:09:28,722 --> 00:09:30,524Look what Max has got in his pocket.

8700:09:30,624 --> 00:09:32,726A letter to Santa.

8800:09:33,426 --> 00:09:35,496Video games?

8900:09:36,805 --> 00:09:38,761Phone?

9000:09:39,599 --> 00:09:41,533Dialysis?

9100:09:43,403 --> 00:09:46,311


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- That's a long fucking drive.- Thank you, guys.

9200:09:46,411 --> 00:09:49,176Where do you want this stuff, Tom?Just anywhere?

9300:09:49,476 --> 00:09:52,513Christ on a stick.Would it kill you to shovel your walk?

9400:09:52,613 --> 00:09:54,582I could have broken a hip out there.

9500:09:54,782 --> 00:09:58,018Surprise! Please don't be mad.

9600:09:59,950 --> 00:10:03,090Aunt Dorothy. It's so great to see you.

9700:10:03,190 --> 00:10:06,293Yeah, well, your sister'sno Mother Teresa,

9800:10:06,393 --> 00:10:09,296but at least she swings byevery once in a while

9900:10:09,396 --> 00:10:11,632

to make sure that I'm not dead.

10000:10:11,732 --> 00:10:15,469So, where's the nog? I need to get merry.

10100:10:15,669 --> 00:10:18,055It's in the kitchen. Help yourself.

10200:10:18,155 --> 00:10:19,941- Oh, Tom, let me take that.

- I'm sorry.

10300:10:20,041 --> 00:10:22,910- That's okay. That's okay.- Lord Almighty.

10400:10:23,110 --> 00:10:25,346Looks like Martha Stewart


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threw up in here.

10500:10:25,446 --> 00:10:29,950- We left the door open. Sorry about that.- We're such a mess, honestly.

10600:10:30,050 --> 00:10:32,516Six hours, I mean, come on.

10700:10:32,616 --> 00:10:36,388Sorry. Wasn't there another...

10800:10:37,457 --> 00:10:40,261- Child?- Chrissy! Darn it!

10900:10:40,461 --> 00:10:42,430Jordan, I told you to bring her inside.

11000:10:42,530 --> 00:10:44,565- Not my kid.- Come on, girls.

11100:10:44,665 --> 00:10:47,235Tommy, help me get the babyand the rest of the girl crap out.

11200:10:47,335 --> 00:10:51,871- Do you mind? Thank you.

- Let's make some memories?

11300:10:52,127 --> 00:10:55,094Thank you, honey. Thank you.Oh, my goodness.

11400:10:55,194 --> 00:10:58,812A holiday roast is a surprise.Hemorrhoids are a surprise.

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00:10:58,912 --> 00:11:01,682She is a goddamn nightmare.What were you thinking?

11600:11:01,782 --> 00:11:05,152Come on, she's not that bad. She's not!

11700:11:05,252 --> 00:11:07,231


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Besides, she tricked me, okay?

11800:11:07,331 --> 00:11:10,457I thought we were just dropping off gifts,and she came to the door with a suitcase.

11900:11:10,557 --> 00:11:12,926What was I supposed to do, tell hershe has to spend Christmas by herself?

12000:11:13,026 --> 00:11:15,802No, but at least you could havewarned me when one of your mistakes

12100:11:15,902 --> 00:11:20,234- is gonna become my problem.- You think everything I do is a mistake.

12200:11:20,334 --> 00:11:23,103

- Well...- Sorry. Look out. Look out.

12300:11:23,203 --> 00:11:26,093Hey, honey. I think this warhead's armed.

12400:11:26,193 --> 00:11:30,945You're so stinky. Okay, I'm gonnago change her. Let's go this way.

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00:11:31,045 --> 00:11:34,092Just set that up wherever you want, T.

12600:11:34,192 --> 00:11:37,002The whole truck smells like shit.

12700:11:37,534 --> 00:11:40,601So, what's for dinner?

12800:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,589

That's my boy!

12900:11:55,689 --> 00:11:59,173- That's my boy!- It sure is.

13000:11:59,273 --> 00:12:01,208I'm getting Howie Junior into game shape.


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13100:12:01,308 --> 00:12:05,746By the time he gets to high school, he'sgonna be the biggest lineman in the state.

13200:12:06,146 --> 00:12:09,316Did you ever spend any timeon the field, Tommy?

13300:12:09,416 --> 00:12:13,254No, actually, I didn't have time in myyounger years. I was in training mostly.

13400:12:13,354 --> 00:12:18,122What were you training for? Army? Marines?

13500:12:18,658 --> 00:12:21,562- It was the Eagle Scouts.- Eagle Scouts.

13600:12:22,162 --> 00:12:25,462Now, Eagle Scouts, kids,that's where you weave baskets

13700:12:25,562 --> 00:12:28,338and help little old ladiesacross the street. Am I right?

13800:12:28,438 --> 00:12:30,263

No, no.

13900:12:30,363 --> 00:12:34,391No, no, no. It was actually quitea bit of... survival training.

14000:12:35,609 --> 00:12:39,046Well, the only survival trainingI need is my old smoke pole

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00:12:39,146 --> 00:12:42,650and a big, fat box of buckshotthat I keep out in that truck.

14200:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,619A shepherd has got to protect his flock.

14300:12:46,019 --> 00:12:49,289


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Honey, we said no gun talkat the dinner table.

14400:12:49,389 --> 00:12:53,655This family needs a little gun talk, whetherit's at the dinner table or anywhere else.

14500:12:53,755 --> 00:12:54,835You know what I'm saying?

14600:12:54,935 --> 00:12:57,998Looks like Chrissy'sreally enjoying my gravlax.

14700:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,603Careful. Remember that your Aunt Sarahlikes everything to be clean and perfect,

14800:13:02,703 --> 00:13:06,040

and that's why she makes so muchfood that you can't pronounce.

14900:13:06,140 --> 00:13:09,643I just thought you guys might like a breakfrom macaroni and cheese with hot dogs.

15000:13:09,743 --> 00:13:12,613- Yeah, okay.- Well, you were wrong.

15100:13:12,713 --> 00:13:17,082And who doesn't make a ham at Christmas?What are you now, a Jew?

15200:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,971Maybe it's time for dessert?

15300:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,360- It's delicious, honey.- It's a little dry.

15400:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,743Okay. Well, mine's delicious.

15500:13:31,363 --> 00:13:34,539- I guess I should have gotten your bird.- You could just say something nice.


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15600:13:34,739 --> 00:13:37,071I'll say it when she gets backif dessert's good.

15700:13:37,171 --> 00:13:39,451- If you could just do me a favor.- Tell him about Santa.

15800:13:39,551 --> 00:13:43,618- Just say something nice about dessert.- Hey. Maxi-pad.

15900:13:43,718 --> 00:13:45,680Hear what happened to Santa?

16000:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,665No, Stevie. What happened to Santa?

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00:13:47,765 --> 00:13:51,352Heard it on the news.His sleigh crashed in the rockies.

16200:13:51,452 --> 00:13:53,821Shattered both his legs.

16300:13:53,921 --> 00:13:56,590Frostbite took care of his painbut not his hunger.

16400:13:56,890 --> 00:14:01,459So, to survive, he had to slaughterand eat his reindeer.

16500:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,231Including Rudolph.

16600:14:05,331 --> 00:14:08,679"Ate" tiny reindeer. Get it?

16700:14:09,800 --> 00:14:13,107- Knock it off!- Don't start anything.

16800:14:13,307 --> 00:14:17,975- Hey, guys, take it easy.- They're just playing, Tommy.


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16900:14:22,081 --> 00:14:26,987Macaroni and cheeseand hot dogs. Oh, Jesus.

17000:14:27,087 --> 00:14:30,808So what kind of godforsaken concoctionare you whipping up now?

17100:14:30,908 --> 00:14:34,244You know how this fancy foodclogs my pipes.

17200:14:34,344 --> 00:14:37,381Well, how about we go to your trailerfor Christmas next year?

17300:14:37,981 --> 00:14:41,618And after you spent weeksdecorating and cooking and cleaning,

17400:14:41,718 --> 00:14:43,387I might just waddle inand start bitching and moaning

17500:14:43,487 --> 00:14:45,289about everything you've worked so hard on.

17600:14:45,389 --> 00:14:48,125- Sarah, you know...

- No, Aunt Dorothy, please.

17700:14:48,225 --> 00:14:52,727For your sake, just...stay the hell out of my kitchen.

17800:14:55,865 --> 00:14:58,969You know, reindeer are actuallya sustainable food source

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00:14:59,069 --> 00:15:01,972in the northern territories,in Alaska, Canada.

18000:15:02,072 --> 00:15:05,951This time of year, we refer to reindeer as

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a transportation system for Santa Claus.

18200:15:09,846 --> 00:15:12,966We know you still believein the big, fat creeper.

18300:15:13,066 --> 00:15:15,068I don't know what you're talking about.

18400:15:16,188 --> 00:15:18,246You sure about that?

18500:15:18,954 --> 00:15:20,588Max, stop.

18600:15:22,058 --> 00:15:24,157"Dear Santa,

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00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,664I know I haven't been greatthis year, and I'm sorry for that,

18800:15:27,764 --> 00:15:31,868but I was really hoping you could helpout me and my family this Christmas.

18900:15:31,968 --> 00:15:35,081We need you."Oh, Maxi-pad, that's so sweet.

19000:15:35,181 --> 00:15:37,441- Give it back!- Stop, Max.

19100:15:37,541 --> 00:15:41,900Blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit.Here we go... Maxi's wish list.

19200:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,882

- Stevie, stop. That's enough.- Wait, you're up first, Beth.

19300:15:44,982 --> 00:15:48,619"I wish me and Beth couldhang out like we used to.

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You might have noticedthat I don't have tons of friends."

19500:15:51,722 --> 00:15:54,291Oh, no, really, Max?

19600:15:54,391 --> 00:15:57,855"I wish my mom and dadcould fall in love again.

19700:15:58,795 --> 00:16:02,299I know they get upset a lot,with Dad away from home so much.

19800:16:02,399 --> 00:16:04,900I think they really just miss each other."

19900:16:06,803 --> 00:16:13,213"Also, I wish things weren't so hard

for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda.20000:16:15,411 --> 00:16:19,114So maybe you can lend thema hand the rest of the year too.

20100:16:21,900 --> 00:16:23,936And...

20200:16:24,036 --> 00:16:27,925

And that..." screw you.Dad does not wish we were boys.

20300:16:28,475 --> 00:16:31,877Okay, who wants crÃ¨me brÃ»lÃ©e?

20400:16:35,197 --> 00:16:39,503- Give me the letter! Give it back!- Hey, Max. Hey. Hey!

205

00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,605- Hey!- Girls!

20600:16:45,941 --> 00:16:47,277- Hey!- Hey!

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00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:51,682- Come on, Howard. Stevie, Jordan.- All right, all right, that's enough.

20800:16:51,782 --> 00:16:55,085- Are you okay? Honey?- Enough. Enough.

20900:16:55,535 --> 00:16:59,153I just wanted Christmas to be like it usedto be, but forget it. I hate Christmas!

21000:16:59,403 --> 00:17:03,226- I hate all of you!- Max. Max!

21100:17:03,926 --> 00:17:08,063Oh, lay off of him. Kid deservesa prize just for telling the truth.

21200:17:18,141 --> 00:17:21,178- Can I come in?- No.

21300:17:22,578 --> 00:17:25,077You know, they're leavingright after Christmas,

21400:17:25,177 --> 00:17:29,252so we only have to survive

another... three days.

21500:17:29,352 --> 00:17:32,222I don't get it. Every year it gets worse.

21600:17:32,322 --> 00:17:35,957Why do we have to put up with theircrap just because we share DNA?

21700:17:37,693 --> 00:17:41,298

Because that's what a family is, Max.

21800:17:41,398 --> 00:17:43,266People you try to be friends with

21900:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,769even though you don't havea whole lot in common.


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22000:17:46,569 --> 00:17:48,984- But why?- Because.

22100:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,982Well...

22200:17:51,941 --> 00:17:54,643Okay, you kind of got me there.

22300:17:56,113 --> 00:17:57,188Or...

22400:17:57,288 --> 00:18:00,975maybe it makes us work a little harder tofind what we do have in common, you know.

225

00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:04,651Put everything aside,think of other people for a change.

22600:18:04,921 --> 00:18:07,457Friends, family,

22700:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,826even the assholesyou normally can't stand.

22800:18:09,926 --> 00:18:13,462- Like Uncle Howard?- Didn't wanna name names.

22900:18:15,197 --> 00:18:19,033Dad, do you really believe in all that?

23000:18:19,134 --> 00:18:21,570I want to, Max.

23100:18:23,939 --> 00:18:26,042But, hey,

23200:18:26,142 --> 00:18:29,544bet there's still time to dropthat letter in the mailbox?

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00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:29,800Don't you find it the least bit strange?They can see dust specks on Mars,

23400:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,803but no one noticed a giant blizzardhurtling towards us.

23500:20:32,903 --> 00:20:34,705Well, as soon as the power's back,

23600:20:34,805 --> 00:20:37,708you can write an angry e-mailto the National Weather Service.

23700:20:37,808 --> 00:20:39,977But in the meantime,let's just try and stay calm.

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00:20:40,077 --> 00:20:42,513- Mom, there's something weird outside.- I am calm.

23900:20:42,613 --> 00:20:46,021I would just be calmer if I knew how we weregonna survive Christmas with 12 people

24000:20:46,121 --> 00:20:49,953stuck in a house with no hot water,no heat and no electricity.

24100:20:50,053 --> 00:20:54,457- Or food.- Well, there's plenty of leftovers, Howard.

24200:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,811- Beer it is.- Phone's dead too.

24300:20:57,911 --> 00:20:59,129

- Mom!- What, Max?

24400:20:59,229 --> 00:21:01,835There's a snowman in our yard.

24500:21:02,964 --> 00:21:04,833See?


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24600:21:06,668 --> 00:21:10,390- That's... that's great, Max.- But who built it?

24700:21:10,490 --> 00:21:14,712You can barely see across the street,but it doesn't look like it's just us.

24800:21:15,312 --> 00:21:18,849- I can walk over, check with the Turners.- The Turners are in Hawaii.

24900:21:18,949 --> 00:21:21,551The Lamberts are in Florida,and the Cartwrights stopped talking to us

25000:21:21,651 --> 00:21:25,222- after Max's noodle incident.

- After his what?25100:21:25,322 --> 00:21:29,658Please go and get Omi out of the fireplacebefore she burns the whole house down.

25200:21:31,861 --> 00:21:34,965- I'll get it!- Fine.

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00:21:35,265 --> 00:21:37,816Seriously, what are we gonna do?

25400:21:37,916 --> 00:21:41,722- Merry Christmas. Sign here.- Yeah.

25500:21:43,275 --> 00:21:46,973Honey, stuff to carry! Some weather?

256

00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:50,347Yeah. It's a ghost town out there.Roads are a nightmare.

25700:21:50,447 --> 00:21:53,449Yeah, no kidding. Hey, these too?

25800:21:53,942 --> 00:21:56,502


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Not mine. Must be from the boys in Brown.

25900:21:56,602 --> 00:21:57,895- All right.- Merry Christmas.

26000:21:57,995 --> 00:21:59,823Yeah, you too.

26100:22:00,381 --> 00:22:02,459- What is it?- Hey, look at this?

26200:22:02,559 --> 00:22:05,148- What?- They got more stuff.

26300:22:05,248 --> 00:22:07,184How come rich people

get all the free shit?26400:22:07,284 --> 00:22:10,819I don't know, honey. Democrats, probably.

26500:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,354Oh, my God!

26600:22:15,258 --> 00:22:17,407Who needs this much cheese?

26700:22:17,507 --> 00:22:19,643One singular moment.

26800:22:19,743 --> 00:22:23,026I've texted Derek, like, nine timesand he still hasn't written back.

26900:22:23,126 --> 00:22:24,514That is not normal.

27000:22:24,614 --> 00:22:26,983It's the blizzard, honey.Nothing's working right now.

27100:22:27,083 --> 00:22:30,120Can I walk over and check on him?It's only a few blocks.


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27200:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,489I don't think that's a good idea.

27300:22:32,589 --> 00:22:35,039I could see if anyone elsehas power on the way.

27400:22:35,139 --> 00:22:37,560She'll be fine.

27500:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,558Okay. One hour.

27600:22:39,663 --> 00:22:42,799When you get back, I want you to spendsome girl time with Jordan and Stevie.

277

00:22:42,899 --> 00:22:44,067Got it?

27800:22:44,167 --> 00:22:48,405You call that a reversal?Come on, Jordy, plant your feet!

27900:22:48,505 --> 00:22:50,607- Plant your feet. All right.- Right.

28000:22:51,207 --> 00:22:53,476- You know what I mean.- Thanks.

28100:22:53,576 --> 00:22:56,479- Be careful, okay?- Okay. Back later.

28200:22:56,579 --> 00:22:59,282Love you. One hour.

28300:22:59,382 --> 00:23:01,249Okay.

28400:23:03,152 --> 00:23:06,654Max, I told you to get Omi out of the...

285


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00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:20,801She says hot chocolatemakes everything better.

28600:24:41,449 --> 00:24:42,951Oh, my God.

28700:24:50,225 --> 00:24:52,293Please!

28800:24:57,366 --> 00:24:59,450Somebody help me!

28900:24:59,550 --> 00:25:02,721Please! Daddy!

29000:25:07,262 --> 00:25:08,627Help!

29100:27:27,982 --> 00:27:29,985Get anything?

29200:27:30,085 --> 00:27:31,953No.

29300:27:33,355 --> 00:27:38,259It's the weirdest thing. There's no cars,no people, not even a salt truck.

29400:27:39,661 --> 00:27:43,241Don't suppose you got me a backupgenerator for Christmas, did you?

29500:27:43,341 --> 00:27:47,203Yeah, it's under the treenext to your ties and underwear.

29600:27:47,303 --> 00:27:49,170Good.

29700:27:53,909 --> 00:27:56,146It's getting late.

29800:27:56,546 --> 00:28:00,017- Beth should be home by now.- She's fine. She's at Derek's.


24/64

29900:28:00,117 --> 00:28:05,720- All the more reason to worry.- Hey, hon, relax. Just for once, okay?

30000:28:08,857 --> 00:28:11,427How's everybody else doing?

30100:28:11,527 --> 00:28:16,966You know, cranky, bored, sick of the snow.

30200:28:17,066 --> 00:28:19,368- And each other.- 'Tis the season.

30300:28:24,539 --> 00:28:27,582Oh, God, I miss us.

30400:28:28,910 --> 00:28:30,912

Me too.30500:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,823Mom, Dad.

30600:28:42,658 --> 00:28:44,993It's already dark outand Beth isn't back yet.

30700:28:52,133 --> 00:28:55,338

Hey, Howard. Do you think your Hummercould get through this mess?

30800:28:55,438 --> 00:28:58,942Lucinda? I could point herdue east, hit the gas

30900:28:59,042 --> 00:29:03,083and she'd be storming the beaches atNormandy by sunrise. What's on your mind, T?

31000:29:03,183 --> 00:29:07,317Well, it's Beth. She went to her boyfriend'searlier and she hasn't come back yet.

31100:29:07,417 --> 00:29:12,388See? Let them out of your sight for onesecond, and boom, shotgun wedding.


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31200:29:12,488 --> 00:29:16,209- Aunt Dorothy, please.- Well, you ought to know.

31300:29:16,859 --> 00:29:20,296It's probably nothing,but I thought we'd go pick her up,

31400:29:20,396 --> 00:29:23,066take a quick swing around town,see what's going on out there.

31500:29:23,166 --> 00:29:26,002A little recon mission?Thought you'd never ask.

31600:29:26,602 --> 00:29:28,566- Okay.- Go to mama.

31700:29:28,666 --> 00:29:30,089- Yep.- All righty.

31800:29:30,189 --> 00:29:32,631Thomas. Thomas.

31900:29:35,153 --> 00:29:39,213- What? Why?

- What the hell is she so riled up about?

32000:29:43,051 --> 00:29:44,821She says not to go.

32100:29:44,921 --> 00:29:47,123That it's too dangerous, and that weshould wait until the storm's over.

32200:29:47,223 --> 00:29:49,807

- Tom.- No, I got this. Hey, Mom...

32300:29:49,907 --> 00:29:54,398we have to go pick up Beth, but Max andSarah will take care of you while I'm gone.

32400:29:54,498 --> 00:29:56,331


26/64

Mom. Hey, Mom, listen.

32500:30:00,702 --> 00:30:03,170Everything's gonna be okay.

32600:30:24,859 --> 00:30:27,285Global warming, my ass.

32700:30:27,385 --> 00:30:29,766Must be negative 20 out here.

32800:30:29,866 --> 00:30:31,868This just doesn't make any sense.

32900:30:31,968 --> 00:30:35,306- You try AM?- Yeah, I tried everything.

330

00:30:35,406 --> 00:30:38,640The storm probably knocked outthe radio stations too.

33100:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,190I guess so.

33200:30:41,129 --> 00:30:45,079What I wouldn't give for a littleBing Crosby right about now.

33300:30:51,507 --> 00:30:54,656All right, slow down. What is that?

33400:31:05,099 --> 00:31:07,334Is that a snowplow?

33500:31:16,594 --> 00:31:18,429Hello?

336

00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,456Christ.

33700:31:43,906 --> 00:31:46,609Poor bastard must havesailed clear through.

33800:31:47,284 --> 00:31:49,545


27/64

Looks more like the opposite.

33900:31:49,845 --> 00:31:51,347What do you mean?

34000:31:51,447 --> 00:31:54,135The glass is punched in.

34100:32:07,729 --> 00:32:09,698We got to find Beth.

34200:32:12,834 --> 00:32:16,272You packed guns on Christmas.

34300:32:16,372 --> 00:32:19,340Always be prepared, boy scout.

34400:32:20,041 --> 00:32:23,062

- It's kind of heavy.- Yeah.

34500:32:23,662 --> 00:32:25,947It's Linda's.

34600:32:37,025 --> 00:32:39,093Oh, my gosh.

34700:32:39,828 --> 00:32:42,231

You had Mom's angel this whole time?

34800:32:42,331 --> 00:32:46,234- Yeah. I thought you knew.- No.

34900:32:49,572 --> 00:32:51,911Remember we used to fightover who got to place her?

350

00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:56,212Yeah. You fought dirty.I think I still have the scars.

35100:32:56,512 --> 00:32:59,213Where do you think my girls get it from?

35200:33:05,001 --> 00:33:07,455


28/64

You saved everything.

35300:33:07,555 --> 00:33:09,358Yeah.

35400:33:09,458 --> 00:33:12,960I figured that's what Momwould have done, you know.

35500:33:24,239 --> 00:33:25,407Mom?

35600:33:28,543 --> 00:33:32,514- Probably just squirrels.- In this weather?

35700:34:01,476 --> 00:34:03,445See?

35800:34:03,545 --> 00:34:07,896- Squirrels.- Right. Probably playing with their nuts.

35900:34:25,533 --> 00:34:26,922Beth?

36000:34:34,109 --> 00:34:36,144Derek!

36100:34:38,879 --> 00:34:42,795- Beth!- Quiet, Tommy. I don't like this.

36200:35:05,173 --> 00:35:09,243Whoever did thisis a demented son of a bitch.

36300:35:17,952 --> 00:35:20,622Don't worry. We'll find her, buddy.

36400:35:31,332 --> 00:35:34,034Looks like a gas line blew.

36500:35:43,644 --> 00:35:45,680What's that?

366


29/64

00:35:49,617 --> 00:35:52,193I've hunted a lot of game in my day.

36700:35:52,293 --> 00:35:55,374Those are hooves. Big ones too.

36800:35:55,824 --> 00:35:58,027Could be an elk or a goat.

36900:35:58,127 --> 00:36:01,629What kind of goat walks on its hind legs?

37000:36:07,535 --> 00:36:09,336Beth!

37100:36:10,605 --> 00:36:13,397- Beth!- Help me!

37200:36:13,942 --> 00:36:15,743Beth!

37300:36:19,380 --> 00:36:21,182Beth!

37400:36:23,084 --> 00:36:24,919Beth!

375

00:36:26,154 --> 00:36:28,324- Beth!- Tommy!

37600:36:28,824 --> 00:36:30,859Wait up!

37700:36:40,502 --> 00:36:41,970Howard!

378

00:36:47,909 --> 00:36:50,813- Oh, my God!- Hold on, Howard!

37900:36:50,913 --> 00:36:54,281Help! Oh, God! Help me!

38000:36:56,552 --> 00:36:58,197


30/64

Tommy!

38100:36:58,420 --> 00:37:01,807Something... something's biting me!

38200:37:01,907 --> 00:37:03,408Don't let go!

38300:37:09,597 --> 00:37:10,766Tommy?

38400:37:21,909 --> 00:37:24,797- Let's go!- What was that thing?

38500:37:24,897 --> 00:37:27,764I don't know, but we have to move!

386

00:37:34,989 --> 00:37:37,191Oh, my God.

38700:37:40,194 --> 00:37:42,697Lucinda!

38800:37:44,899 --> 00:37:48,721- Where do you think you're going?- To find them. I don't like this.

389

00:37:49,071 --> 00:37:52,057What are you talking about? Tom and Howardknow what they're doing. They're fine.

39000:37:52,157 --> 00:37:54,186- Are they?- Mom?

39100:37:54,476 --> 00:37:57,446Honey, I'll be right back.I promise. Just lock the...

39200:37:57,546 --> 00:37:58,765Oh, God!

39300:37:58,865 --> 00:38:01,433Max, get the first aid kit!Sarah, lock the door!


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39400:38:01,537 --> 00:38:04,565Girls! Make some room for your dad!

39500:38:04,665 --> 00:38:07,376- Shut the door!- Where's Beth? We heard gunshots!

39600:38:07,756 --> 00:38:10,709I'll explain everything, but right noweverybody just needs to stay calm

39700:38:10,809 --> 00:38:13,196- and stay inside!- And get away from the windows!

39800:38:13,296 --> 00:38:16,031Swords, guns, knives, pots, pans!Get whatever you can...

39900:38:16,131 --> 00:38:17,519- Howard!- What?

40000:38:17,933 --> 00:38:19,934Not here.

40100:38:21,135 --> 00:38:24,067Jiminy Christmas. What happened out there?

40200:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,810Nothing. It's just a scratch.

40300:38:28,010 --> 00:38:30,579- My God. It looks like something bit you.- Nope.

40400:38:30,679 --> 00:38:32,882Probably a bear trapunder the snow or something.

40500:38:33,232 --> 00:38:35,465We don't have bears here.

40600:38:37,785 --> 00:38:39,588Okay.

407


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00:38:39,888 --> 00:38:42,558Kids, why don't you go into the kitchenand get something to eat now.

40800:38:42,658 --> 00:38:44,043You just don't wanna tell uswhat's going on here!

40900:38:44,143 --> 00:38:48,934- Everybody into the kitchen right now, Max.- Come on. Let's go. Girls, come on.

41000:38:50,164 --> 00:38:51,942Aunt Dorothy,will you keep an eye on them?

41100:38:52,042 --> 00:38:55,670Why me? I never liked kids,even when I was one.

41200:38:58,139 --> 00:39:01,543- Please.- Oh, all right.

41300:39:01,643 --> 00:39:03,512All right!

41400:39:03,612 --> 00:39:07,048Come on, guys. I'm gonna teach youhow to make peppermint schnapps.

41500:39:11,202 --> 00:39:16,741Mom. Mom, will you please go intothe kitchen and help with the kids?

41600:39:25,733 --> 00:39:27,968Come here, baby.

41700:39:29,637 --> 00:39:34,243See? A little sugar and a little spice...

41800:39:35,978 --> 00:39:39,313makes everything nice.

41900:39:48,323 --> 00:39:51,825All right. But don't you rat me out.

420


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00:39:53,394 --> 00:39:57,084Who or what did all this?

42100:39:57,584 --> 00:40:00,021Your guess is as good as mine.

42200:40:01,036 --> 00:40:03,305First I thought it was a gang thing.

42300:40:03,405 --> 00:40:06,735But between this and allthe crazy stuff we saw out here,

42400:40:06,835 --> 00:40:10,079- it just doesn't add up.- It could be terrorists, right?

42500:40:10,179 --> 00:40:14,149Yeah, terrorists. Maybe traded their

suicide vests for rabid snow dogs?42600:40:14,249 --> 00:40:15,651Tommy!

42700:40:15,751 --> 00:40:18,372- Tom, God!- Sorry. Sorry.

42800:40:18,472 --> 00:40:20,354

And...

42900:40:20,972 --> 00:40:22,941- Beth?- Okay.

43000:40:23,041 --> 00:40:26,448She wasn't at Derek's, but that doesn't meananything. She may have found somewhere safe.

431

00:40:26,548 --> 00:40:29,251- So she's still out there.- Yes. And we will find her. I promise.

43200:40:29,351 --> 00:40:31,901I had to make sure you guys were safe.I had to get Howard...

433


34/64

00:40:32,001 --> 00:40:34,436I don't care how long it takes, Tom.We have to keep looking.

43400:40:34,536 --> 00:40:38,587- We have to pair up and take turns...- We can't go back out there! You see this?

43500:40:38,697 --> 00:40:42,211- It's damn near frostbite in under four minutes!- Honey, keep your voice down.

43600:40:42,311 --> 00:40:44,180Besides it being subzero out there,

43700:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,783someone's tearing through your fancy-assneighborhood picking everybody off.

438

00:40:47,883 --> 00:40:49,757- It's the truth!- Honey...

43900:40:49,857 --> 00:40:51,620Listen, why don't we just leave? Right?

44000:40:51,720 --> 00:40:54,490We can all pile in the truck and we'lljust see as far as we can get and...

44100:40:54,590 --> 00:40:58,494- The truck's gone. Torn to pieces.- What?

44200:40:58,594 --> 00:41:01,597Yeah. And even if she wasn't,the streets are totally screwed.

44300:41:01,697 --> 00:41:04,433We can't go anywhere.

It's too dangerous. You got it?

44400:41:04,533 --> 00:41:07,369Howard, how much ammo do you have?

44500:41:07,469 --> 00:41:11,306A couple shells still loaded,maybe a dozen in my pocket. Why?


35/64

44600:41:11,506 --> 00:41:14,409I think our best bet is to stay put.

44700:41:14,509 --> 00:41:17,076Board up all the doors and windows.

44800:41:17,176 --> 00:41:19,440And as soon as the weather breaks,we'll go find her.

44900:41:19,540 --> 00:41:21,114I told you we should've goneto my brother's.

45000:41:21,214 --> 00:41:24,328- Sure, Howard. Christmas on a pig farm.- Jesus was born in a barn!

45100:41:24,428 --> 00:41:27,166Knock it off! What about the kids?What are we gonna tell them?

45200:41:27,266 --> 00:41:30,392- I don't know. The truth?- Sure. Which version of it?

45300:41:31,292 --> 00:41:33,212- Hey, you guys.

- Oh, God.

45400:41:33,312 --> 00:41:36,799- How much did you hear?- Enough.

45500:41:36,999 --> 00:41:39,883- Mama, did someone take Beth?- Are they coming for us?

456

00:41:39,983 --> 00:41:41,899No. No, babies, no.

45700:41:41,999 --> 00:41:45,491Everything's fine. Beth's justwith her boyfriend, that's all.

45800:41:45,591 --> 00:41:48,244


36/64

And nothing bad's gonna happenon Christmas, right?

45900:41:48,444 --> 00:41:51,313You know what? Let's have a campout, okay?We'll watch a movie. Yeah?

46000:41:51,413 --> 00:41:55,280Let's get cozy on the couch. Go getyour sister. Come on, baby. Come on.

46100:41:55,380 --> 00:41:58,018We'll find her, I promise.

46200:42:02,792 --> 00:42:05,861"And lo, the angelof the Lord came upon them.

46300:42:06,161 --> 00:42:08,931

And the glory of the Lordshone round about them.

46400:42:09,031 --> 00:42:12,699And they were so afraid.And the angel said unto them...

46500:42:12,799 --> 00:42:15,504'fear not. For behold, I bringyou tidings of great joy.'"

46600:42:15,604 --> 00:42:18,040Won't the battery die?

46700:42:18,140 --> 00:42:22,475Got to die sometime.Might as well enjoy it while we can.

46800:42:26,414 --> 00:42:27,950Hey.

46900:42:28,450 --> 00:42:30,752Beth's a tough girl.

47000:42:31,285 --> 00:42:33,655Takes after her Mom.

47100:42:34,255 --> 00:42:36,320


37/64

I'm sure she's fine.

47200:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,492Thank you.

47300:42:46,133 --> 00:42:48,936Hey, Tommy. I...

47400:42:51,606 --> 00:42:55,744I just wanna say thanks for... you know,

47500:42:55,844 --> 00:42:58,307saving my ass back there.

47600:42:58,407 --> 00:43:00,875Oh. Well...

47700:43:00,975 --> 00:43:03,750

sure. No problem.47800:43:08,989 --> 00:43:12,292And I just wanna say I'm sorry for...

47900:43:13,094 --> 00:43:16,663thinking you're sucha spineless dick all these years.

48000:43:18,799 --> 00:43:20,434

Yeah.

48100:43:24,639 --> 00:43:28,126- You should get some sleep, pal.- How?

48200:43:28,226 --> 00:43:29,714Good point.

48300:43:34,448 --> 00:43:36,199

Hey, Dad.

48400:43:36,799 --> 00:43:39,053Are we gonna die?

48500:43:39,153 --> 00:43:42,121Hey. No, no.


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48600:43:43,007 --> 00:43:44,874No.

48700:43:46,393 --> 00:43:48,828Omi's been acting different.

48800:43:49,096 --> 00:43:51,066Ever since the storm.

48900:43:51,166 --> 00:43:53,541Yeah, well, you know...

49000:43:56,837 --> 00:43:59,973She always gets a little weirdaround Christmas.

49100:44:00,908 --> 00:44:01,943How come?

49200:44:02,043 --> 00:44:05,012I don't know. She neverwanted to talk about it.

49300:44:05,112 --> 00:44:08,249Max, come on. Time for bed.

49400:44:09,633 --> 00:44:11,402It's going to be fine.

49500:44:17,925 --> 00:44:19,460All right.

49600:44:33,974 --> 00:44:37,911You know, Linda and I,we butt heads, but...

49700:44:38,646 --> 00:44:41,781I can't imagine life without her.

49800:44:43,751 --> 00:44:46,252Yeah, I know what you mean.

49900:44:46,555 --> 00:44:49,656One of us should probablystay up and keep watch.


39/64

50000:44:50,958 --> 00:44:52,681That's a good idea. I'll go first.

50100:44:52,781 --> 00:44:55,430No. You go ahead and catchsome winks with your family.

50200:44:55,530 --> 00:44:58,199- Are you sure?- Yeah.

50300:44:58,966 --> 00:45:02,002A shepherd has got to protect his flock.

50400:45:02,937 --> 00:45:05,740- Night, Howard.- Good night.

505

00:48:15,062 --> 00:48:18,299- Howie!- Dad! Dad!

50600:48:20,033 --> 00:48:22,569Hang on, Howie!

50700:48:22,686 --> 00:48:24,756Dad! Dad!

508

00:48:25,743 --> 00:48:27,776Sarah! Hold on, Sarah!

50900:48:27,876 --> 00:48:30,822- Mom!- Call 911!

51000:48:43,223 --> 00:48:45,288Hold on!

511

00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:57,037- Max, get the fire extinguisher!- Pull!

51200:48:57,771 --> 00:49:00,276Help me! Help me!

51300:49:05,779 --> 00:49:07,848


40/64

I got you!

51400:49:18,225 --> 00:49:19,795Howie!

51500:49:19,895 --> 00:49:21,614Howie!

51600:49:21,714 --> 00:49:24,327No, no, no!

51700:49:33,073 --> 00:49:35,609Oh, geez.

51800:49:39,848 --> 00:49:43,421Honey, are you okay? Are you hurt? Hon?

51900:49:44,685 --> 00:49:48,123

What... unholy thing was that?52000:49:50,858 --> 00:49:53,722Howard. Howard.

52100:49:55,195 --> 00:49:56,760- It's my fault.- No.

52200:49:56,860 --> 00:50:01,970

I fell asleep, and they got our boy.It's all my fault.

52300:50:02,070 --> 00:50:03,479Nein.

52400:50:12,045 --> 00:50:14,107Tom, what's she saying?

52500:50:14,207 --> 00:50:19,587

"This is all of our fault.He's come for us all?"

52600:50:19,953 --> 00:50:22,964He? Who... Who's he?

52700:50:23,064 --> 00:50:25,360I don't know.


41/64

Mom, what are you talking about?

52800:50:25,460 --> 00:50:29,857- Please, listen.- English. I knew it.

52900:50:30,731 --> 00:50:33,023I must tell you something.

53000:50:33,123 --> 00:50:35,336To all of you.

53100:50:37,371 --> 00:50:41,449It started with the wind.

53200:50:44,479 --> 00:50:49,016On a cold winter night, much like this.

533

00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:52,787It was almost Christmas.

53400:50:53,487 --> 00:50:56,991But this Christmas was darker,

53500:50:57,091 --> 00:50:59,293less cheerful.

53600:51:01,428 --> 00:51:05,232

But I still believed in Santa,

53700:51:05,766 --> 00:51:07,736in magic,

53800:51:08,136 --> 00:51:10,472and miracles

53900:51:10,972 --> 00:51:15,810and the hope that we could find joy again.

54000:51:16,877 --> 00:51:18,947But our village had given up

54100:51:19,047 --> 00:51:22,264on miracles and on each other.

542


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00:51:26,019 --> 00:51:29,357They had forgottenthe spirit of Christmas,

54300:51:29,457 --> 00:51:32,293the sacrifice of giving.

54400:51:34,361 --> 00:51:38,432And my family was no different.

54500:51:41,735 --> 00:51:45,106I tried to help them to believe again,

54600:51:45,206 --> 00:51:50,377but we were no longerthe loving family I remembered.

54700:51:53,313 --> 00:51:56,550They too had given up.

54800:51:57,584 --> 00:52:01,522And eventually, so did I.

54900:52:03,690 --> 00:52:06,394And for the first time,

55000:52:06,494 --> 00:52:09,497I didn't wish for a miracle.

55100:52:09,830 --> 00:52:13,501I wished for them to go away.

55200:52:14,268 --> 00:52:18,266A wish I would come to regret.

55300:52:20,508 --> 00:52:22,410And that night,

554

00:52:22,510 --> 00:52:26,081in the darkness of a howling blizzard,

55500:52:26,181 --> 00:52:29,416I got my wish.

55600:52:32,887 --> 00:52:38,459I knew Saint Nicholas


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was not coming this year.

55700:52:40,761 --> 00:52:43,932Instead it was a much darker,

55800:52:44,032 --> 00:52:47,535more ancient spirit.

55900:52:50,303 --> 00:52:53,608The shadow of Saint Nicholas.

56000:52:53,708 --> 00:52:56,710It was Krampus.

56100:52:58,245 --> 00:53:02,397And as he had for thousands of years,

56200:53:02,497 --> 00:53:06,888

Krampus came not to reward, but to punish.56300:53:06,988 --> 00:53:11,792Not to give, but to take.

56400:53:12,859 --> 00:53:16,029He and his helpers.

56500:53:18,099 --> 00:53:21,640I could only listen

as they dragged my family

56600:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,872into the underworld,

56700:53:23,972 --> 00:53:27,909knowing that I would be next.

56800:53:29,477 --> 00:53:34,448But Krampus didn't take me that night.

56900:53:35,415 --> 00:53:38,119He left me as a reminder

57000:53:38,219 --> 00:53:42,523of what happens when hope is lost,

571


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00:53:42,623 --> 00:53:45,894when belief is forgotten

57200:53:45,994 --> 00:53:50,267and the Christmas spirit dies.

57300:54:05,378 --> 00:54:07,415And here I thoughtI was the one losing it.

57400:54:07,515 --> 00:54:09,717- Howard.- What?

57500:54:09,817 --> 00:54:12,653- You believe this senile horseshit?- I don't know.

57600:54:12,753 --> 00:54:15,990

Evil Santa? Jesus H. Almighty.57700:54:16,090 --> 00:54:19,127She'll be yammering about a rabideaster bunny come spring.

57800:54:19,227 --> 00:54:21,510Howard, that's enough.

57900:54:24,230 --> 00:54:26,367

You damn right it's enough.

58000:54:26,467 --> 00:54:29,437Whoever the hell's messing with ustook my boy and your daughter,

58100:54:29,537 --> 00:54:33,789and we're sitting around listeningto some twisted bedtime story?

582

00:54:36,043 --> 00:54:37,612Screw that.

58300:54:37,712 --> 00:54:39,681- I'm getting Howie back.- Howard!

58400:54:39,781 --> 00:54:43,853


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- Daddy, don't go!- Tommy, don't! Don't, Tommy!

58500:54:46,570 --> 00:54:49,774I'm starting to like you. I am.

58600:54:50,424 --> 00:54:52,127But this is my choice.

58700:54:52,227 --> 00:54:56,713Howard, what are you doing?We've got four other kids here to protect.

58800:54:56,813 --> 00:54:57,710Howard.

58900:54:57,810 --> 00:55:01,836Baby, please don't do this. Listen,we can figure something else out. Honey.

59000:55:02,136 --> 00:55:06,408- This is how I figure things out.- Howard, you don't wanna do this.

59100:55:06,508 --> 00:55:07,948Howard.

59200:55:08,048 --> 00:55:09,793Howard.

59300:55:14,681 --> 00:55:17,217Howie!

59400:55:21,721 --> 00:55:23,791Howie.

59500:55:27,845 --> 00:55:30,882No, shut the door! Inside! Shut it!

59600:55:40,006 --> 00:55:42,509Don't open the door.

59700:55:43,410 --> 00:55:44,913Dad?

59800:55:45,663 --> 00:55:48,248


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What are we gonna do now?

59900:55:48,348 --> 00:55:51,218We keep the fire hot.

60000:56:20,747 --> 00:56:24,753But what if you'vebeen good, like, all year?

60100:56:24,853 --> 00:56:28,755And you leave out milk and cookiesand do everything else right?

60200:56:40,100 --> 00:56:43,771"It's not what you do.It's what you believe.

60300:56:44,071 --> 00:56:47,608And what you've given up... in here."

60400:56:49,242 --> 00:56:51,879But can't we make him go away?

60500:56:57,885 --> 00:57:00,790- What's she saying?- I'm not sure.

60600:57:00,899 --> 00:57:03,273She says we're fucked.

60700:57:05,792 --> 00:57:07,495- How did you...- 'cause I'm old enough to know

60800:57:07,595 --> 00:57:11,098when life is coming at youwith his pants down.

60900:57:29,749 --> 00:57:31,319

Hey.

61000:57:33,020 --> 00:57:35,291When they took Howie...

61100:57:35,391 --> 00:57:37,942what did you see up there?


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61200:57:39,726 --> 00:57:42,596You believe that story, right?

61300:57:43,963 --> 00:57:45,716Do you?

61400:57:45,816 --> 00:57:48,348I don't know what I believe anymore.

61500:57:48,448 --> 00:57:50,865I know I'm going out thereto find Beth. I have to.

61600:57:50,965 --> 00:57:53,576- I don't even care if I die trying.- I know. Listen.

61700:57:53,676 --> 00:57:56,244

Let's get Howard and Linda.I have an idea.

61800:58:49,029 --> 00:58:51,032Linda.

61900:58:51,682 --> 00:58:53,544Can we talk with youand Howard for a minute?

620

00:58:53,644 --> 00:58:55,780Can it wait?

62100:58:56,180 --> 00:58:59,773I just wanna get these rewrappedfor the kids.

62200:58:59,873 --> 00:59:01,542It's important.

623

00:59:01,742 --> 00:59:04,206- The snowplow?- The keys were in the ignition,

62400:59:04,306 --> 00:59:08,316and it was beat to hell,but if it runs, I drive it back here,

625


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00:59:08,416 --> 00:59:13,347then everyone piles in the car and followswhile I clear a path in front of us.

62600:59:13,587 --> 00:59:15,490And go where?

62700:59:15,590 --> 00:59:17,959The mall doubles as an emergency shelter.

62800:59:18,059 --> 00:59:20,765And if it's empty,we'll try the police station.

62900:59:21,195 --> 00:59:22,964And what if they're gone too?

63000:59:23,064 --> 00:59:27,185Then we keep driving

till we see lights or people,63100:59:27,285 --> 00:59:29,540plowed road, somewhere safe for the kids.

63200:59:29,670 --> 00:59:33,508And then we bring help back here.For Beth and Howie.

63300:59:33,608 --> 00:59:37,210

You're not thinking of goingfor the plow by yourself, are you?

63400:59:38,678 --> 00:59:42,182Well, a shepherd's gotto protect his flock.

63501:00:29,161 --> 01:00:31,632I can't believe you're afraidto come up here by yourself.

63601:00:31,732 --> 01:00:35,335It's not my fault Aunt Dorothyclogged up the crapper.

63701:00:36,469 --> 01:00:38,840- Hey, Stevie?- Yeah.


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63801:00:39,640 --> 01:00:43,644Do you think they took Howie'cause of the time he painted the cats?

63901:00:43,944 --> 01:00:46,413I don't know, Jordan.

64001:00:47,881 --> 01:00:51,272- Do you think he's dead?- I don't know.

64101:00:53,319 --> 01:00:55,422Jordan?

64201:00:56,890 --> 01:00:58,748Stevie?

64301:01:01,594 --> 01:01:03,607

Beth?64401:01:03,707 --> 01:01:05,185Beth, you up there?

64501:01:05,285 --> 01:01:09,504Stevie? Jordan? What are you doing?

64601:01:09,604 --> 01:01:12,740Where have you been?

Everyone's freaking out.

64701:01:12,840 --> 01:01:17,578Come up here and I'll show you.I've been waiting for you guys.

64801:01:17,678 --> 01:01:19,579Hurry.

64901:01:20,246 --> 01:01:23,684

- Have you told Max yet?- No. Not yet.

65001:01:26,384 --> 01:01:28,823Jordan? Stevie!

65101:01:31,191 --> 01:01:33,094Where are they? Where did they go?


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65201:01:33,194 --> 01:01:35,963They were just here.I think they went to the bathroom.

65301:01:36,063 --> 01:01:39,866- And you just let them go?- Was there another option?

65401:01:42,001 --> 01:01:43,671Jordan! Stevie!

65501:01:43,771 --> 01:01:45,973- Linda.- Jordan.

65601:01:46,073 --> 01:01:47,943Listen.

65701:01:48,543 --> 01:01:50,705Honey, who is that?

65801:01:50,805 --> 01:01:52,546Howard, stay here.

65901:01:57,517 --> 01:01:59,120Omi.

660

01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:02,255I think all this might be my fault.

66101:02:16,168 --> 01:02:18,416Uncle Howard?

66201:02:21,941 --> 01:02:23,793Rosie.

66301:02:24,343 --> 01:02:26,369

Come here, girl.

66401:02:28,281 --> 01:02:30,251Useless turd.

66501:02:30,884 --> 01:02:33,953All right, wait here.


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66601:02:49,502 --> 01:02:51,339Jordan?

66701:02:51,839 --> 01:02:53,808Stevie?

66801:03:13,793 --> 01:03:16,300- Jordan.- Stevie?

66901:03:29,675 --> 01:03:31,978You guys.

67001:03:39,686 --> 01:03:42,055What the hell is this?

67101:03:48,317 --> 01:03:49,866Goddamn it.

67201:03:51,965 --> 01:03:54,968It's okay. I got you.

67301:03:55,068 --> 01:03:57,605You're gonna be okay.

67401:05:09,592 --> 01:05:11,328Oh, come on.

67501:05:15,015 --> 01:05:18,050Oh, my God!

67601:05:19,352 --> 01:05:22,054Oh, my God!

67701:05:27,095 --> 01:05:30,164Shoot it, Tom! Shoot it!For God's sake, shoot it!

67801:05:35,501 --> 01:05:37,036Linda!

67901:05:46,479 --> 01:05:48,215We should have gone to my brother's.

68001:06:03,830 --> 01:06:06,967


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- Where did it go? Oh, my God.- I don't know!

68101:06:41,234 --> 01:06:42,795- Bear!- What?

68201:06:42,895 --> 01:06:44,822Bear!

68301:07:32,352 --> 01:07:35,153Got to be kidding me!

68401:07:44,397 --> 01:07:47,667- Merry Christmas, mother...- There he is! Charge!

68501:08:07,955 --> 01:08:09,790That's a good girl.

68601:08:37,316 --> 01:08:40,953Wha... Stevie? Stevie?

68701:09:07,413 --> 01:09:11,538Hey! Give me back my kids, you... fudger!

68801:09:15,388 --> 01:09:16,990Jordan!

68901:09:18,557 --> 01:09:21,161Stevie. I'm coming, baby.

69001:09:21,561 --> 01:09:24,231Stevie. Baby.

69101:09:24,331 --> 01:09:28,102It's okay. Mama's here.Mama's here. There you go.

69201:09:28,202 --> 01:09:32,556Mom, it got Jordan.It was gonna get me next.

69301:09:35,641 --> 01:09:39,345Thanks, honey. Are you okay?

694


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01:09:53,092 --> 01:09:54,961What?

69501:09:55,594 --> 01:09:57,297Mom!

69601:09:57,497 --> 01:09:58,932Max!

69701:09:59,232 --> 01:10:02,552Come on, baby. Come on, baby.

69801:10:03,370 --> 01:10:04,638- Max, are you okay?- Yeah.

69901:10:04,738 --> 01:10:07,141- What happened up there?- They got Jordan.

70001:10:07,241 --> 01:10:08,810Who?

70101:10:15,112 --> 01:10:16,681Mom?

70201:10:16,781 --> 01:10:19,153I think it's panicking,trying to get outside.

70301:10:19,553 --> 01:10:22,089Well, we boarded everything up.

70401:10:22,389 --> 01:10:24,757Howard, that's Jordan.

70501:10:24,857 --> 01:10:27,394We got to get in there.We got to get in there and get her out.

70601:10:27,494 --> 01:10:29,930What are we dealing with?What did you see up there?

70701:10:30,030 --> 01:10:31,899You don't wanna know, sweetheart.


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70801:10:31,999 --> 01:10:36,036Honey, I just got my ass kickedby a bunch of Christmas cookies,

70901:10:36,236 --> 01:10:39,139so trust me when I say I can take it!

71001:10:49,615 --> 01:10:52,663No, no, no. Max, what are you doing?

71101:10:54,103 --> 01:10:56,373Go get 'em, girl.

71201:11:03,995 --> 01:11:06,232Get 'em, Rosie.

71301:11:24,583 --> 01:11:26,419Rosie?

71401:11:45,105 --> 01:11:47,859For God's sake, Howard, shoot it!

71501:11:51,477 --> 01:11:54,147- Get it off me!- Dad!

71601:11:54,247 --> 01:11:57,249- Howard!

- You bitch!

71701:12:00,986 --> 01:12:03,356Get it off me!

71801:12:07,026 --> 01:12:09,065Dad!

71901:12:09,165 --> 01:12:10,996Omi!

72001:12:27,413 --> 01:12:30,350Aunt Dorothy? Finish it.

72101:12:30,450 --> 01:12:32,636With pleasure.

722


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01:12:40,741 --> 01:12:42,078Shit.

72301:13:23,569 --> 01:13:25,372- Howard, where's Chrissy?- I don't know!

72401:13:25,472 --> 01:13:29,042Where's the baby?Honey, where's your sister?

72501:13:31,471 --> 01:13:33,580No! No!

72601:13:33,680 --> 01:13:36,887- No!- Howard! Howard, the baby!

72701:13:37,217 --> 01:13:40,285

I'll see you in hell.72801:13:41,788 --> 01:13:44,534Twisted fairy-tale horseshit!

72901:13:44,634 --> 01:13:46,899Howard, no!

73001:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,364Great.

73101:14:20,392 --> 01:14:23,417Are you okay? Are you okay?

73201:14:23,917 --> 01:14:26,432Max, get the ammo.

73301:14:29,151 --> 01:14:30,333Where did they go?

73401:14:30,480 --> 01:14:33,383I'm more worried about when they come back.We need to make a break for it.

73501:14:33,483 --> 01:14:36,810- For what, Tom?- The snowplow. It's our only shot.


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73601:14:37,110 --> 01:14:39,445And then we're going after 'em.

73701:14:39,745 --> 01:14:43,050What is going on? Sarah, what's going on?

73801:14:43,350 --> 01:14:46,740- Mom, come on. We're leaving.- You're gonna be okay.

73901:14:48,820 --> 01:14:52,391Mom! We have to go. Now!

74001:14:55,594 --> 01:14:57,463It's him.

74101:15:07,717 --> 01:15:09,390Let's go.

74201:15:10,160 --> 01:15:13,212Max. Max, come, come, come.

74301:15:13,546 --> 01:15:16,582Come on. Okay.

74401:15:17,449 --> 01:15:20,220- Hurry, hurry.- Get your gloves on. Put your hood up.

74501:15:23,955 --> 01:15:25,825Ready?

74601:15:30,029 --> 01:15:34,300Everybody... hold on to each other.

74701:15:43,491 --> 01:15:44,761Omi!

74801:15:45,811 --> 01:15:49,933- Be good.- Omi! Omi!

74901:15:50,033 --> 01:15:52,435Omi, no!

750


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01:15:52,535 --> 01:15:54,554Omi!

75101:15:54,654 --> 01:15:56,175Mom!

75201:15:56,275 --> 01:15:59,617Mom, open the door! Mom!

75301:16:00,017 --> 01:16:03,296Mom, you open this door now!

75401:16:05,030 --> 01:16:07,309- The window.- Dad!

75501:16:07,409 --> 01:16:12,137She wants to face him.She's trying to help.

75601:16:16,375 --> 01:16:19,788Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Go!

75701:18:38,316 --> 01:18:40,352Keep moving!

75801:18:58,605 --> 01:19:01,808Go! Go! Get behind me. Go.

75901:19:02,108 --> 01:19:04,244Go, go, go! Keep moving.

76001:19:04,544 --> 01:19:06,679Come on, buddy.

76101:19:11,249 --> 01:19:12,919Come on.

762

01:19:24,913 --> 01:19:26,916You have to go. You have to go.

76301:19:27,016 --> 01:19:28,368- I need you to go.- No.

76401:19:28,568 --> 01:19:31,638


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All of you, you have to go.Do you understand?

76501:19:31,738 --> 01:19:34,407Keep driving. Do you understand?

76601:19:37,426 --> 01:19:40,563I love you. I love you, buddy.

76701:19:42,047 --> 01:19:44,751Go! Now! Go!

76801:19:47,485 --> 01:19:49,521Go!

76901:19:55,860 --> 01:19:57,796Come on!

770

01:20:19,818 --> 01:20:21,854Come on.

77101:20:25,457 --> 01:20:29,629Keep going. Keep going. God. Get in.I want you to get up in there.

77201:20:29,729 --> 01:20:33,432I want you to get in there.You stay here. You don't move.

77301:20:35,168 --> 01:20:38,838- Okay? You understand?- Mom! Mom, please!

77401:20:39,138 --> 01:20:43,009Sarah! Baby, go with your Aunt Sarah.

77501:20:44,442 --> 01:20:48,448Stevie, sweetheart, it's okay.It's okay. Come on.

77601:20:48,948 --> 01:20:50,649Sarah!

77701:20:50,749 --> 01:20:53,152Stay here. I'll be right back.

778


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01:20:53,529 --> 01:20:55,555Sarah!

77901:20:56,505 --> 01:20:58,291Mom! No!

78001:20:58,391 --> 01:21:00,827- Mom! Mom!- I love you.

78101:21:00,927 --> 01:21:02,928Mom!

78201:21:07,933 --> 01:21:13,344Max, we got to go. Max, we got to go. Max.

78301:21:13,922 --> 01:21:15,892Come on.

78401:21:17,996 --> 01:21:22,006It's not starting. It's not starting.Why isn't it starting? Come on.

78501:21:22,106 --> 01:21:23,653- Come on, Max, please.- I'm trying.

78601:21:23,983 --> 01:21:27,186I don't even know how to drive a stick.

We have a hybrid!

78701:21:27,286 --> 01:21:30,022Come on! Please!

78801:22:07,359 --> 01:22:10,905Max! Max! No! No...

78901:22:12,798 --> 01:22:15,000Stevie!

79001:23:00,012 --> 01:23:04,384He left me as a reminder of what happens

79101:23:04,484 --> 01:23:07,621when hope is lost...

792


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01:23:08,321 --> 01:23:11,591when belief is forgotten...

79301:23:12,091 --> 01:23:16,362and the Christmas spirit dies.

79401:23:31,610 --> 01:23:35,181Help! Help! Help!

79501:23:35,281 --> 01:23:37,316Help me!

79601:23:41,753 --> 01:23:43,789Max!

79701:23:54,716 --> 01:23:56,268Help me!

798

01:24:01,306 --> 01:24:04,709Hey! Asshole!

79901:24:16,955 --> 01:24:19,525I take back my wish!

80001:24:19,625 --> 01:24:22,094I take it all back!

80101:24:25,931 --> 01:24:28,913

Give me back my family!

80201:25:26,573 --> 01:25:27,809Max!

80301:25:30,096 --> 01:25:31,798Let her go!

80401:25:32,998 --> 01:25:35,267Help me!

80501:25:54,403 --> 01:25:56,254Please.

80601:25:56,354 --> 01:25:58,457I know you can fix this.

807


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01:25:58,557 --> 01:26:00,776Give them back.

80801:26:02,527 --> 01:26:03,940Take me instead.

80901:26:41,633 --> 01:26:44,202What are you doing? I said, take me.

81001:26:44,469 --> 01:26:49,363Take me. What are you doing? Take me! No!

81101:26:49,775 --> 01:26:51,604Stevie!

81201:26:57,515 --> 01:26:59,719No! Let me go!

813

01:27:00,986 --> 01:27:03,840No! No! Please!

81401:27:11,496 --> 01:27:13,299I'm sorry.

81501:27:14,532 --> 01:27:17,056I just wanted Christmasto be like it used to be.

816

01:27:21,740 --> 01:27:23,790No!

81701:28:39,234 --> 01:28:41,270You want down?

81801:28:43,656 --> 01:28:46,425This dog didn't keep you guys up?She likes to bark at night.

819

01:28:46,525 --> 01:28:48,201She sure does.

82001:28:48,301 --> 01:28:50,862Thanks for making pancakes.

82101:28:56,834 --> 01:28:59,605About time you got up.


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We've been waiting forever.

82201:28:59,705 --> 01:29:01,574Oh, hey, there he is. Hey, kiddo.

82301:29:01,674 --> 01:29:04,609We thought the sugarplum fairiesmay have gotten you.

82401:29:04,709 --> 01:29:07,982- You're all alive.- Barely.

82501:29:08,280 --> 01:29:11,851I haven't felt this hungoversince the pope died.

82601:29:11,951 --> 01:29:13,846What's up, buddy? Are you okay?

82701:29:13,946 --> 01:29:16,224Yeah, I just...

82801:29:17,539 --> 01:29:21,355Just had a bad dream, I guess.

82901:29:22,962 --> 01:29:25,565Enough with the sappy crap.Let's open up the damn presents.

83001:29:25,665 --> 01:29:30,248Okay. Okay, already. Come on, Linda.Let's do this. You're gonna help me?

83101:29:31,252 --> 01:29:33,189Okay.

83201:29:33,439 --> 01:29:37,008Merry Christmas, Max.

83301:29:41,980 --> 01:29:45,490- Stevie, sweetheart.- Thanks, Mom.

83401:29:51,013 --> 01:29:52,891Isn't that fun?


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83501:29:52,991 --> 01:29:56,327- Hey, Maxi-pad.- Training batting gloves.

83601:29:56,528 --> 01:29:58,568What could that possibly be?

83701:29:58,668 --> 01:30:01,801- Oh, my God!- "Oh, my God" is right.

83801:30:01,901 --> 01:30:04,871That's from me and the girls.I had to reattach the foot.

83901:30:04,971 --> 01:30:07,442But, yeah, if you look closely...

840

01:30:07,542 --> 01:30:10,556he did a really good jobof reattaching it.

84101:30:14,112 --> 01:30:17,516- Oh, thank you.- This is great.

84201:30:18,016 --> 01:30:20,470Omi, that's beautiful.

84301:30:20,570 --> 01:30:25,071- What's this all about?- It's nothing. Just...

84401:30:25,491 --> 01:30:27,359Merry Christmas.

84501:30:27,459 --> 01:30:31,434- Well, merry Christmas to you too, Max.- Merry Christmas, son.

84601:30:59,057 --> 01:31:02,228I just wanted Christmasto be like it used to be.

84701:31:02,328 --> 01:31:06,270- That's what a family is, Max.- Nothing bad's gonna happen on Christmas.


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84801:31:06,370 --> 01:31:09,652I just got my ass kickedby a bunch of Christmas cookies,

84901:31:09,752 --> 01:31:13,340- so trust me when I say I can take it!- ...some people shouldn't be allowed to breed!"

85001:31:13,440 --> 01:31:17,026Do you think they took Howie'cause of the time he painted the cats?

85101:31:19,511 --> 01:31:23,250And as he had for thousands of years,

85201:31:23,749 --> 01:31:27,982Krampus came not to reward, but to punish.

85301:31:28,122 --> 01:31:30,438Not to give,

85401:31:30,538 --> 01:31:33,458but to take.

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