konnie kapow catalogue

Offbeat Greeting Cards and Artwork • Handmade

• Unique, stylish and quirky designs

• Offbeat humour

KONNIE KAPOW! CATALOGUE

Sav ing the world from dull greet ing cards!

June 2010 www.konniekapow.co.uk

to Order email: [email protected]

www.konniekapow.co.uk

Table of Contents

Artwork Page 4

Any Occasion page 6

Babies page 10

Birthdays page 11

Custom cards page 13

Christmas page 14

Fathers Day page 16

Mothers Day page 18

Thank You page 20

Valentines page 21

Weddings page 22

Stationery packs page 23

Price list page 24

Further info page 25


ARTWORK BY MR KAPOW!

Mr Kapow! A Fine Art Graduate from Bath Spa University, Mr Kapow has a passion for unique and eye-catching artwork. Inspiration for much of his work comes from his passion for music and feature many of his rock n’ roll heroes!


Limited edition silk screen Elvis print Acrylic silk screen print on high quality cartridge paper h: 40cm w: 30cm

Ltd. Edition

RRp Framed: £75.00 Unframed: £30.00 Wholesale Framed: £40.00 Unframed: £15.00

‘cowboy talk lesson 42’

Text reads: Angelicas - Young unmarried women E.g. “Let’s go find us some Angelicas

boys!”

‘COLOURFUL COWBOYS’

HAND STAMPED

Available in a variety of colours

Size: a6 Item No: AOA6005

Any occasion



Text reads: Belvidere - A handsome man

E.g. “I was escorted home by a young belvidere”



Text reads: Bend an elbow - Have a drink

E.g. “He can really bend an elbow!”




Any occasion A6 ‘cowboy talk lesson 45’

Text reads:

Bazoo - Mouth E.g. “Shut your big

bazoo!”


‘Gill’s Sheep’

Cute scribbly sheep on a quality white card.

Perfect for any occasion or just to say hi!


‘sheep and lambs’




‘sheepish behaviour’




‘owlvis’

He aint nothing’ but a hoot owl! Perfect for music fans

for any occasion

‘hello, how are ewe?’




Any occasion


‘hello sailor’

Nautical / rockabilly bluebird Tattoo themed card

Perfect for any occasion Or just to say hi!


‘pink cuppa’

Pink teacups with cute love hearts Perfect for any occasion

Or just to say hi!




Any occasion ‘die hard, party harder!

For action fans! A great choice for

birthdays but suitable for most occasions


‘the beatowls’

Cover art for the beatowls album ‘hoot day’s night’

Perfect for music fans for any occasion


‘unicorn fantasy’

Pretty hand stamped Card featuring a lovely

unicorn


‘elvis’

Card featuring mr kapow’s ltd edition print

Perfect for music fans for any occasion


‘pink babies’

A unique card to welcome the birth of a baby girl

‘blue babies

A unique card to welcome the birth of a baby boy

Size: a6 Item No: bba6002

babies


‘hello baby boy!’

Unique personalized baby card with name and date of birth


‘hello baby girl’

Unique personalized baby card with name and date of birth



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‘rock chick’

She’s probably too cool to care Whose birthday it is!

Happy birthday You rock!

‘and you thought you were special’

A different card available for every day of the year. Features a list of

celebrities who share the birth date in Kapow style humour!

Size: a6 Item No: bda6002

Size: a6 Item No: bdA6008

‘ted the dog’

He sails! Ahoy! Ted likes a wee sail and a pipe, he’s happy for your card to say whatever you like on it really but happy birthday’s a start!


‘me beauty’

For pirate/nautical fans, this sexy pirate lady is here to help you

celebrate pirate style!


birthdays

birthdays


‘scurvy wench’

Naughty(cal?) version of the pirate card!


‘happy birthday hoss’

In honour of john wayne, king of the western.

The cowboy equivalent of ‘happy birthday big man’


‘elephant in stripy socks’

Text reads: Happy birthday, I don't think I forgot!


‘holy crap!’

Text reads: Holy crap!

Sorry I forgot your birthday!



Custom cards Konnie and mr kapow both agree that our favourite cards are often custom orders. In fact, many of the designs that we sell started off that way! We are more than happy to work to specifications on any card order! Alterations to existing cards for wholesale purposes will always be considered in addition to completely new designs.

Just ask us!

‘creepy Christmas’

Not really for everyone! Ransom/stalker style card featuring

lyrics to Mariah carey’s hit “all I want for Christmas is you”

‘Christmas songs’

Typewriter style list card featuring artists who have recorded Christmas

songs.

Size: a6 Item No: cma6001

Christmas


‘credit crunch Christmas’

Plain card featuring the text ‘credit crunch Christmas’

Size: a6 Item No: cmA6005

‘Christmas movies’

Typewriter style list card featuring all the best Christmas movies!

Size: a6 Item No: cmA6008



Christmas ‘Christmas tree formation’

Card parodying the Christmas tree

formation in football. Fully customisable to include yourself

or your fantasy team!


‘tannenbaum’

Print of hand painted Christmas trees with some hand drawn decorations.

Every one slightly different


‘mrs claus’

Oh dear! Looks like mrs claus has been at the eggnog while putting up her

decorations! Each card individually hand painted.


‘songs & movies pack of 8’

4 of each design in a Christmas multipack!

Size: a6 Item No: cma6pk1

‘things dads like’

Typewriter style list card compiled from genuine research of dads we know!

‘dad songs’

Typewriter style list card featuring songs about dads.

Size: a6 Item No: fda6001

Fathers day


‘heart belongs

This little darling’s heart belongs to her daddy!

Size: a6 Item No: fdA6003

‘daddy tattoo’



Size: a6 Item No: fdA6004



Fathers day ‘Geoff hurst 1966 world cup

Mr kapow! Did this drawing of Geoff’s amazing goal when he was a young lad!


‘dad dances’

How does your daddy dance?! Mine kind of springs about while keeping

perfectly straight!


‘pink teacup mothers day’

Because no one makes a cup of tea like your mum!

‘cup of tea mum?’

Perfect for mothers day or just to let mum know you’re thinking of her.

Size: a6 Item No: mda6001

Mothers day


‘mothers day swallows’

Hand finished card, text can be customized to read whatever you like!

Size: a6 Item No: mdA6003

‘mummy tattoo’



Size: a6 Item No: mdA6004



Mothers day ‘things mums like

Typewriter style list card compiled from genuine research of mums we know!


‘mum songs’

Typewriter style list card featuring songs about mums.


‘thank you partner’

Hand stamped cowboy thank you card, to say thank you to someone who's finer

than frog hair!

‘fantasy thank you’

Beautiful hand stamped thank you card featuring a fairy and a unicorn.

Size: a6 Item No: tya6005

Thank you


‘much obliged pilgrim’

Hand stamped cowboy thank you card, to say thank you to someone who's finer

than frog hair!

Size: a6 Item No: tyA6003

‘thank you’

Classic hand stamped thank you card.




Valentines day ‘I love you, ok?’

A somewhat erratic but nevertheless charming valentine or just because I

love you card!

Size: a6 Item No: vca6001

‘French kisses’

Pretty hand stamped valentines or just because I love you card!


‘another French kiss’

Romantic card for valentines or just to say I love you!


‘be my valentine’

Somewhat persistent valentine wooing going on here!


’I love you’

Romantic typewriter style valentines card, or just to say I love you1

‘funny pants’

A little but naughty this valentines card… or is it just to say… I love you?!


Valentines day


‘sweetheart wedding’

Fully customizable original rockabilly tattoo style wedding card.

Size: a6 Item No: wda6002


weddings


Stationery packs

‘gills’ sheep’ ‘cowboy talk’

‘Shake a tail feather’

Packs of 4x note cards each featuring a different design

Size: a6 Item No: Gill’s sheep: aoa6016 Tail feather aoa6023 Cowboy talk aoa6024

Price list


Item RRP Wholesale

Individual cards £3.00 £1.50

Stationery packs £7.50 £3.75

100+ individual cards

£3.00 £1.25

Custom designs

cost

Alteration to existing design £25.00

New design Quotations available

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info

Konnie and mr kapow! Can be found here:

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Www.konniekapow.blogspot.com Www.twitter.com/konniekapow

Email enquiries to: [email protected]

Phone: 0141 959 7656 E-mail: [email protected]

Connie and Jamie Yates 0/1, 1735 Great Western Road

Glasgow North Lanarkshire

G13 2UU


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birthdays page

christmas page

babies page

weddings page

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