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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Going home: Dogs are loyal creatures, and Maru the bullmastiffis no exception. Born in a kennel in the Siberian city ofNovosibirsk, she moved to Krasnoyarsk, 800 kilometers (500 mi.)to the east, when she was purchased by a woman. Unfortunately,the woman had allergies, and she called the kennel’s owner, AllaMorozova, who arranged accompaniment for Maru to come backto the kennel by train. But Maru had other ideas. She jumped fromthe train when it was 200 kilometers (125 mi.) from her owner’shome and tried to walk back. Maru was found in an industrialsection of Krasnoyarsk, close to the house where she had lived.Sea of rock: When sailing a catamaran in the open ocean,sailors expect to see nothing but vast stretches of water. So acouple from Australia, Michael Hoult and Larissa Brill, weresurprised to find themselves in a sea of rock during their trip toFiji. The rock was pumice, which most likely had floated up tothe surface after an underwater volcano erupted. When theydiscovered it, the expanse of rock was a few inches thick andcovered the ocean as far as they could see. Their catamaranslowed down considerably while navigating through this “island”of porous rock.Slow but scary: A roller coaster in Japan is not very fastmoving, but it gives its riders quite a thrill. It’s called the SkyCycle,and it is located in the Washuzan Highland amusement park inthe city of Okayama. It’s different from most roller coasters in thatriders sit on a twin, bicycle-like apparatus and must pedal to movealong the track, which has no guardrails. The track doesn’t havehuge drops, but it is 590 feet above the ground, overlookingislands and cityscapes. The ride only takes about three minutes,but seems much longer because it’s so scary.Cow therapy: When you think about cuddling with an animal,usually a dog or a cat comes to mind. Now there is a placewhere people can go cuddle with a cow. That place is on a farmin the state of New York (U.S.). Called Mountain House Farm, itis owned by Suzanne Vullers and her husband. For an hourlyrate, guests can hug and cuddle with one of the farm’s two therapycows, Bonnie and Bella. Vullers, who is from the Netherlands,also provides horses for cuddling, but she was aware of cowcuddling in Europe. She decided to extend the practice to thefarm’s bovines, which are gentle and peaceful.

Quoteable Quotes“Backward, turn backward O Time, in your flight, Make me a child again just for tonight!” —Elizabeth Akers Allen“There is nothing harder than the softness of indifference.”

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Trivia1. The official flag of France has three vertical stripes. What colors

are they?2. How many countries comprise Scandinavia?3. Which insect is known for its “waggle dance”?4. Dermatitis and eczema affect what part of the body?5. Which actor had the leading male role in the movie

Saturday Night Fever?

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Everybody’s Talking!Going home: Dogs are loyal creatures, and Maru the bullmastiffis no exception. Born in a kennel in the Siberian city ofNovosibirsk, she moved to Krasnoyarsk, 800 kilometers (500 mi.)to the east, when she was purchased by a woman. Unfortunately,the woman had allergies, and she called the kennel’s owner, AllaMorozova, who arranged accompaniment for Maru to come backto the kennel by train. But Maru had other ideas. She jumped fromthe train when it was 200 kilometers (125 mi.) from her owner’shome and tried to walk back. Maru was found in an industrialsection of Krasnoyarsk, close to the house where she had lived.Sea of rock: When sailing a catamaran in the open ocean,sailors expect to see nothing but vast stretches of water. So acouple from Australia, Michael Hoult and Larissa Brill, weresurprised to find themselves in a sea of rock during their trip toFiji. The rock was pumice, which most likely had floated up tothe surface after an underwater volcano erupted. When theydiscovered it, the expanse of rock was a few inches thick andcovered the ocean as far as they could see. Their catamaranslowed down considerably while navigating through this “island”of porous rock.Slow but scary: A roller coaster in Japan is not very fastmoving, but it gives its riders quite a thrill. It’s called the SkyCycle,and it is located in the Washuzan Highland amusement park inthe city of Okayama. It’s different from most roller coasters in thatriders sit on a twin, bicycle-like apparatus and must pedal to movealong the track, which has no guardrails. The track doesn’t havehuge drops, but it is 590 feet above the ground, overlookingislands and cityscapes. The ride only takes about three minutes,but seems much longer because it’s so scary.Cow therapy: When you think about cuddling with an animal,usually a dog or a cat comes to mind. Now there is a placewhere people can go cuddle with a cow. That place is on a farmin the state of New York (U.S.). Called Mountain House Farm, itis owned by Suzanne Vullers and her husband. For an hourlyrate, guests can hug and cuddle with one of the farm’s two therapycows, Bonnie and Bella. Vullers, who is from the Netherlands,also provides horses for cuddling, but she was aware of cowcuddling in Europe. She decided to extend the practice to thefarm’s bovines, which are gentle and peaceful.

Quoteable Quotes“Backward, turn backward O Time, in your flight, Make me a child again just for tonight!” —Elizabeth Akers Allen“There is nothing harder than the softness of indifference.”

—Juan Montalvo

What’s Happening

Trivia1. The official flag of France has three vertical stripes. What colors

are they?2. How many countries comprise Scandinavia?3. Which insect is known for its “waggle dance”?4. Dermatitis and eczema affect what part of the body?5. Which actor had the leading male role in the movie

Saturday Night Fever?

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Everybody’s Talking!Going home: Dogs are loyal creatures, and Maru the bullmastiffis no exception. Born in a kennel in the Siberian city ofNovosibirsk, she moved to Krasnoyarsk, 800 kilometers (500 mi.)to the east, when she was purchased by a woman. Unfortunately,the woman had allergies, and she called the kennel’s owner, AllaMorozova, who arranged accompaniment for Maru to come backto the kennel by train. But Maru had other ideas. She jumped fromthe train when it was 200 kilometers (125 mi.) from her owner’shome and tried to walk back. Maru was found in an industrialsection of Krasnoyarsk, close to the house where she had lived.Sea of rock: When sailing a catamaran in the open ocean,sailors expect to see nothing but vast stretches of water. So acouple from Australia, Michael Hoult and Larissa Brill, weresurprised to find themselves in a sea of rock during their trip toFiji. The rock was pumice, which most likely had floated up tothe surface after an underwater volcano erupted. When theydiscovered it, the expanse of rock was a few inches thick andcovered the ocean as far as they could see. Their catamaranslowed down considerably while navigating through this “island”of porous rock.Slow but scary: A roller coaster in Japan is not very fastmoving, but it gives its riders quite a thrill. It’s called the SkyCycle,and it is located in the Washuzan Highland amusement park inthe city of Okayama. It’s different from most roller coasters in thatriders sit on a twin, bicycle-like apparatus and must pedal to movealong the track, which has no guardrails. The track doesn’t havehuge drops, but it is 590 feet above the ground, overlookingislands and cityscapes. The ride only takes about three minutes,but seems much longer because it’s so scary.Cow therapy: When you think about cuddling with an animal,usually a dog or a cat comes to mind. Now there is a placewhere people can go cuddle with a cow. That place is on a farmin the state of New York (U.S.). Called Mountain House Farm, itis owned by Suzanne Vullers and her husband. For an hourlyrate, guests can hug and cuddle with one of the farm’s two therapycows, Bonnie and Bella. Vullers, who is from the Netherlands,also provides horses for cuddling, but she was aware of cowcuddling in Europe. She decided to extend the practice to thefarm’s bovines, which are gentle and peaceful.

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