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90 San Diego Reader May 24, 2012 Movie summer surges upon us, as our first film makes all too clear. Battleship Let’s be honest: Battleship is Bullship. That honor is soon justified, when Lieu- tenant Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch) steals a burrito to impress the va-voom daughter (Brooklyn Decker) of an admiral (Liam Neeson). A booz- ing screw-up at 26, Alex nearly flushes out of the Navy, but then the aliens arrive. Of course, they arrive during 14-nation fleet exercises off Hawaii. Of course, Alex will soon command our one little destroyer fighting inside the aliens’ huge protection shield, subverting by pure guy-guts their superior technology. Of course, his main helper will be a Japanese captain who is the final, healing apology for Japan’s 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor. Of course, Alex’s va-voom blonde will lead the charge in the hills above Honolulu, backed by a leg-less Army veteran. As more bullship ballast, we get references to Colonel Harland “KFC” Sanders, comedian Jerry Lewis, and the equally ancient Greek poet Homer. We have singer Rihanna as slinky-cute chief petty offi- cer Cora “Weps” Raikes, a recruiting poster all by herself. Supremely, we have vast effects and mighty explo- sions, because this film is based on a Hasbro game. The toy-and-game empire has nimbly and digitally recruited the U.S. Navy (including several San Diego–based ships). Given all the firepower, director Peter Berg (Friday Night Lights) does not need to fine-tune dialogue such as “I got a bad feeling about this” and “We’re all gonna die!” Beyond Taylor Kitsch, there is kitsch bilge to rival Independence Day, The Perfect Storm, and (my fave) Con Air. Alex and his hardy crew put the battleship Missouri to sea. Never mind that it became a war museum in 1992. A bunch of semi-derelict WWII vets are ready for action (The AARP Dozen?). “I got eight boilers hot, rock Kitsch Bilge It even has the final apology for Japan’s attack on Peral Harbor. MOVIE REVIEW DAVID ELLIOTT Movie Poster Rejects You’ve Never Seen: Jaws, Batman, Supergirl, more By Jay Allen Sanford — May 22, 1:06 a.m. Your Mother Was Right... By Matthew Lickona — May 21, 9:33 a.m. A Blade Runner Sequel? By Matthew Lickona — May 18, 12:51 p.m. Count Floyd Terrified by Katy Perry in 3-D By Scott Marks — May 18, 8:40 a.m. These Are a Few of My Favorite Screens By Scott Marks — May 17, 1:25 p.m. Is Battleship a Massive Meditation on Military Gay Marriage? By Matthew Lickona — May 17, 12:40 p.m. Read these and other breaking movie stories at SDReader.com/big-screen Hasbro nimbly and digitally recruited the U.S. Navy for Battleship, a film based on a board game.

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Movie summer surges upon us, as our first film makes all too clear.

BattleshipLet’s be honest: Battleship is Bullship. That honor is soon justified, when Lieu-tenant Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch) steals a burrito to impress the va-voom daughter (Brooklyn Decker) of an admiral (Liam Neeson). A booz-ing screw-up at 26, Alex nearly flushes out of the Navy, but then the aliens arrive.

Of course, they arrive during 14-nation fleet exercises off Hawaii. Of course, Alex will soon command our one little destroyer fighting inside the aliens’ huge protection shield, subverting by pure guy-guts their

superior technology. Of course, his main helper will be a Japanese captain who is the final, healing apology for Japan’s 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor. Of course, Alex’s va-voom blonde will

lead the charge in the hills above Honolulu, backed by a leg-less Army veteran.

As more bullship ballast, we get references to Colonel Harland “KFC” Sanders, comedian Jerry Lewis, and the equally ancient Greek poet Homer. We have singer Rihanna as slinky-cute chief petty offi-cer Cora “Weps” Raikes, a recruiting poster all by herself. Supremely, we have vast effects and mighty explo-sions, because this film is based on a Hasbro game. The toy-and-game empire has nimbly and digitally

recruited the U.S. Navy (including several San Diego–based ships). Given all the firepower, director Peter Berg

(Friday Night Lights) does not need to fine-tune dialogue such as “I got a bad feeling about this” and “We’re

all gonna die!”Beyond Taylor Kitsch, there is

kitsch bilge to rival Independence Day, The Perfect Storm, and (my fave) Con Air. Alex and his hardy crew put the battleship Missouri to sea. Never mind that it became a war museum in 1992. A bunch of semi-derelict WWII vets are ready for action (The AARP Dozen?). “I got eight boilers hot, rock

Kitsch BilgeIt even has the final apology for Japan’s attack on Peral Harbor.

MOVIEREVIEW

DAVID ELLIOTT

Movie Poster Rejects You’ve Never Seen: Jaws, Batman, Supergirl, more

By Jay Allen Sanford — May 22, 1:06 a.m.

Your Mother Was Right...By Matthew Lickona — May 21, 9:33 a.m.

A Blade Runner Sequel?By Matthew Lickona — May 18, 12:51 p.m.

Count Floyd Terrified by Katy Perry in 3-D By Scott Marks — May 18, 8:40 a.m.

These Are a Few of My Favorite ScreensBy Scott Marks — May 17, 1:25 p.m.

Is Battleship a Massive Meditation on Military Gay Marriage?

By Matthew Lickona — May 17, 12:40 p.m.

Read these and other breaking movie stories at SDReader.com/big-screen

Hasbro nimbly and digitally recruited the U.S. Navy for Battleship, a film based on a board game.

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and roll!” croaks one old salt, after the remarkably brief fire-up. Even the aliens are impressed. The old ship can turn on a dime, gets jolted to a stop by its anchor chain, and blasts holes in hardware we don’t even understand.

There is a tiny guest gig (unin-tended by him) for President Obama. There is a bearded, nerdy intellectual who becomes a man by duking an alien. The aliens look like the head-trip of a medieval-armor fanatic. But they’re not human, not Hasbro heroes. Only our guys can manually haul a thousand-pound shell through the narrow, twisting corridors of the Mis-souri. Listen closely, armchair admi-rals, and you can hear Steven Seagal saluting all the way from Under Siege.★

BernieJack Black, a likeable actor, simply had to play the most likeable man in Car-thage, Texas. He is Bernhardt Tiede II, currently in prison yet still loved in Carthage for having been a funeral director of exemplary tact, taste, and Methodist piety. Bernie was always do-ing good things, as if to reward the liv-ing for their future deaths. And while it was suspected that Bernie, a pudgy budgie of a man, was “light in the loaf-ers,” that doesn’t mean the movie will tarnish his rep by talking about gay sex tapes found after his arrest.

As if drawn to his polar opposite, Bernie even sprinkled his benign charm on mean, rich widow Marjo-rie Nugent. She was like Carthage’s resident Roman, widely hated. After much fun together, Marjorie became possessive and controlling, which led to a bad gun moment and an enter-taining trial (rather pointless given Bernie’s fast, weeping confession). Like a chorus of gossips, many amusing locals offer testimony, fondly directed by Texas-rooted director Richard Linklater (Before Sunrise, Dazed and Confused, and Black’s signature hit School of Rock).

Shirley MacLaine squints grimly and chews food compulsively as mean Marj. Matthew McConaughey, as a preening DA, twangs along with down-home accents. But Bernie belongs to Black. Smiling above his big, possibly padded gut, he walks in tidy duck steps, sings hymns and show tunes, and talks sweetly to his “DLOLs” (dear little old ladies). Accepted in Carthage because he made genial conformity an almost angelic calling, Bernie is like a joint project of Frank Capra, the Coen Brothers, and Christopher Guest.

This amusing, patronizing oddity of a film has a good eye and ear and exactly the right star. We can imagine

the DLOLs fussing over Black, tell-ing him how they adored him with Kate Winslet in The Holiday. No one else on film has so deftly trimmed the nasal hairs of a corpse. Liberace, as the funeral beautician in The Loved One, would have swooned in envy.★★★

Men in Black IIIIn what must be a final run at the bank, Men in Black III arrives a de-cade after the last installment. The first two MiB shows grossed over a billion worldwide, providing rich justifica-tion for director Barry Sonnenfeld to reunite with black-suited, high-tech agents K (Tommy Lee Jones) and J (Will Smith). Again the aim is pure diversion, and again the packaging is stylish, though the use of the Chrysler Building doesn’t equal the 1997 film’s display of Frank Lloyd Wright’s Gug-genheim Museum.

The love of New York is palpable. Weird critters are enjoyable. Banter is genially snarky. Jemaine Clement is Boris, a suitably disgusting chief vil-lain. And Smith sighs, “I’m getting too old for this,” which spotlights the obvious. Smith at 43 is buff but now too mature for J’s brash, peppy boy-ishness. As his surly mentor K, Jones at 65 looks ready for the San Antonio Wax Museum. While still dropping his lines into place with cool gravity, his weary funk makes Kafka’s Joseph K in The Trial seem a cockeyed optimist.

There is 3-D to embellish the action and cameos for Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber. As the new agency boss, Emma Thompson is little-used but intones perfectly, “Ladies and gentle-men, other life forms ….” Jones van-ishes for the story’s long time-trip to 1969. For that phase, Josh Brolin steps

in as K, expertly imitating the Jones drawl but looking more like a rumpled, enlarged Matt Damon. The climax involves the great Apollo 11 launch at “Cape Canaveral,” although the NASA site was called Cape Kennedy from 1963 to 1973.★★

The Moth Diaries Early reviews have argued that direc-tor Mary Harron has fallen below her

previous level (American Psycho, The Notorious Bettie Page) with The Moth Diaries. They might better have em-phasized the intelligent skill that Har-ron, who scripted with Rachel Klein from Klein’s novel, has brought to such generic goods. Maybe those re-viewers wanted another soapy Twilight swoon or extravagant piffle such as Dark Shadows.

The appealing Sarah Bolger stars as Rebecca, returning to her third

year at a posh female prep school, formerly a Victorian hotel. Daughter of a suicidal poet whom she idolized, she burrows into friendship with Lucie (Sarah Gadon). But Lucie is lured into the chilly orbit of a new girl, the tall Ernessa (Lily Cole), a vampire with gothic roots in the old hotel. Harron and photographic-ace Declan Quinn create a lush, moody, whispery ambi-ence of secrets, moonstruck walks, erotic rivalry, repressive authority, nocturnal blood, and a sexy teacher (Scott Speedman).

The use of moths is sensual, like the creepy plant moments in Phil Kaufman’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The atmospherics pivot on Bolger’s fine, layered performance. We do wonder why Ernessa, who came from the past to recruit Rebecca, needs to dispatch other victims. The finish provides standard payoffs (blood gushing in a library, curdling screams, a burning coffin), as if hoping to satisfy

Men in Black III has whiffs of the old black magic.

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dull clunks. But this does not, like the idiotic ending of Roman Polanski’s The Ninth Gate, collapse into total hokum. ★★

Reviewed in the movie capsules: Hyste-ria, Otter 501, Polisse, What to Expect When You’re Expecting. ■

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All reviews are by David Elliott, Matthew Lickona, John Rubio, Scott Marks, and Duncan Shepherd. Priorities are indicated by one to five stars and antipathies by the black spot. Unrated movies are for now unreviewed. Thousands of past reviews sorted alphabetically, by year of release, and by rating are available online at SanDiegoReader.com.

The Avengers — A labor of love on the part of über-geek director Joss Whedon, if not necessarily a labor of art. The genius here shows not in the story (magic geegaw!), nor in the performances (Mark Ruffalo’s embittered Bruce Banner/Hulk excepted), but in Whedon’s ability to juggle six disparate comic-book heroes while gods rage and aliens invade. Not surprisingly, the best bits come in between the raging and the invading when outsized human personalities are allowed to come out and play, nicely or otherwise. With Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Scarlett Johans-son. 2012. — M.L.★★ (CARMEL MOUNTAIN 14; ESCONDIDO 16; FASHION VALLEY 18; GROSSMONT CENTER 10; HORTON PLAZA 14; LA JOLLA 12; MIRA MESA 18; MISSION VALLEY 20; MISSION VALLEY HAZARD CENTER 7; OCEANSIDE 16; OCEANSIDE MISSION MARKETPLACE 13; OTAY RANCH 12; PALM PROM-ENADE 24; PARKWAY PLAZA 18; PLAZA BONITA 14; POWAY 10; RANCHO DEL REY 16; RANCHO SAN DIEGO 15; RIVER VILLAGE 6; SAN MARCOS 18; TEMECULA TOWER 10; TOWN SQUARE 14; VISTA VILLAGE)

Battleship — Reviewed this issue. ★ (CARMEL MOUNTAIN 14; ESCONDIDO 16;

FASHION VALLEY 18; GASLAMP 15; GROSSMONT CENTER 10; LA JOLLA 12; MIRA MESA 18; MISSION VALLEY 20; MISSION VALLEY HAZARD CENTER 7; OCEANSIDE 16; OCEANSIDE MISSION MARKETPLACE 13; OTAY RANCH 12; PALM PROM-ENADE 24; PARKWAY PLAZA 18; PLAZA BONITA 14; POWAY 10; RANCHO DEL REY 16; RANCHO SAN DIEGO 15; RIVER VILLAGE 6; SAN MARCOS 18; TEMECULA TOWER 10; TOWN SQUARE 14; VISTA VILLAGE)

Bernie — Reviewed this issue. ★★★ (CARMEL MOUNTAIN 14; HILLCREST; LA JOLLA VILLAGE; TOWN SQUARE 14)

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel — Or, Grand Hotel meets Downton Abbey in the old Merchant & Ivory curry kitchen. An ag-ing bunch of swell Brits (though Penelope Wilton is a sour pickle) gather at a pretty, decaying hotel in Udaipur, India, for sunset lessons in living. It is very tidy and quaintly picturesque but humanly engaging. Ace work (directed by John Madden) from Maggie Smith, Judi Dench, Ronald Pickup, Bill Nighy, Tena Desae, terrific Tom Wilkinson, and the cute hotel manager, Dev Patel. 2012. — D.E.★★★ (CARMEL MOUNTAIN 14; GROSSMONT CENTER 10; HILLCREST; LA JOLLA VILLAGE; TOWN SQUARE 14)

Chernobyl Diaries — Tourists face atomic risks at the site of the Soviet nuclear disaster in a horror-chiller directed by effects-specialist Bradley Parker. With Jesse McCartney, Jonathan Sadowski, Olivia Dudley. Reviewed next issue. (CARMEL MOUNTAIN 14; ESCONDIDO 16; FASH-ION VALLEY 18; GASLAMP 15; GROSSMONT CEN-TER 10; LA JOLLA 12; MIRA MESA 18; MISSION VALLEY 20; OCEANSIDE 16; OCEANSIDE MISSION MARKETPLACE 13; OTAY RANCH 12; PALM PROM-ENADE 24; PARKWAY PLAZA 18; PLAZA BONITA 14; POWAY 10; RANCHO DEL REY 16; RANCHO SAN DIEGO 15; SAN MARCOS 18; TOWN SQUARE 14; VISTA VILLAGE; FROM 5/25)

Dark Shadows — Tim Burton’s tiresome tribute to the TV goth soaper, with Johnny Depp fully committed as the heavily made-up vampire Barnabas. Their devotion is real, but the film is a rummage of poor gags and plot fragments that add up to little. It has campy design touches, corny creep-outs, vivid women (Michelle Pfeiffer, Bella Heathcote, witty Helena Bonham Carter, vampy witch Eva Green), and an aura of wasted expenditure. With Jackie Earle Haley, Christopher Lee, and a tiny cameo by the late Jonathan Frid, the definitive Barnabas. 2012. — D.E.★ (CARMEL MOUNTAIN 14; ESCONDIDO 16; FASHION VALLEY 18; GROSSMONT CENTER 10;

HORTON PLAZA 14; LA JOLLA 12; MIRA MESA 18; MISSION VALLEY 20; MISSION VALLEY HAZARD CENTER 7; OCEANSIDE 16; OCEANSIDE MISSION MARKETPLACE 13; OTAY RANCH 12; PALM PROM-ENADE 24; PARKWAY PLAZA 18; PLAZA BONITA 14; POWAY 10; RANCHO DEL REY 16; RANCHO SAN DIEGO 15; RIVER VILLAGE 6; SAN MARCOS 18; TEMECULA TOWER 10; TOWN SQUARE 14; VISTA VILLAGE)

The Dictator — Sacha Baron Cohen plays “Admiral-General” Aladeen, the brutal dictator of a fictional Middle Eastern country who finds himself stranded in Manhattan after a case of mistaken identity. From the outset, much of the humor relies on sequences of shtick that outlast their wit. Behind the guise of political satire, the movie attempts to gain immunity from its offensiveness. Most scenes reach beyond stupidity to the point of verbal assault, such as those involving rape and pedophilia. The audience members become subjects to a kind of comedic dictatorship: laugh or shut up. 2012. — J.R.★ (CARMEL MOUNTAIN 14; ESCONDIDO 16; FASHION VALLEY 18; GASLAMP 15; GROSSMONT CENTER 10; LA JOLLA 12; MIRA MESA 18; MISSION VALLEY 20; MISSION VALLEY HAZARD CENTER 7; OCEANSIDE 16; OCEANSIDE MISSION MARKETPLACE 13; OTAY RANCH 12; PALM PROM-ENADE 24; PARKWAY PLAZA 18; PLAZA BONITA

14; POWAY 10; RANCHO DEL REY 16; RANCHO SAN DIEGO 15; RIVER VILLAGE 6; SAN MARCOS 18; TEMECULA TOWER 10; TOWN SQUARE 14; VISTA VILLAGE)

First Position — Filmmakers follow the lives of several aspiring ballet dancers from around the globe (ages 9 to 19) as they train for the Youth America Grand Prix, a prestigious dance competition in New York City that holds the potential for career stardom. The dancers offer some humanity to the generic storytelling. There is a curious paradox of maturity in them — the immature development of their bodies vs. the mature grace of their abilities; their youthful age vs. their sophisticated speech. Unfortunately, the film quality is a far cry from the poise and creativity of the perfor-mances. 2012. — J.R.★★ (HILLCREST)

Headhunters — A Norwegian thriller “inspired” by American thrillers, now set for a Hollywood remake. Aksel Hennie plays a top corporate recruiter in Oslo who, to maintain the lifestyle of his tall Viking wife, steals an illicit Rubens painting. He spirals into a terrible mess, including a fully loaded outhouse. Credible actors and Morten Tyldum’s fast, slick direction cannot relieve the incredible plot from its self-strangling suffocation of logic. 2012. — D.E.★ (HILLCREST)

The Hunger Games — In the future, rebel districts are punished by the Reaping: every year they have to send a couple of teenagers to the Capitol. There, the kiddies fight to the death in a regulated, televised competition. Sloppily directed by Gary Ross, it’s more games than hunger and more a comment on media manipulation than games. But Jennifer Lawrence keeps things gripping as Katniss, a girl brave enough to volunteer in place of her little sister, pretty enough to charm the audi-ence, and rugged enough to face the brutality of the arena. With Stanley Tucci, Donald Sutherland, Woody Harrelson. 2012. — M.L.★★★ (FASHION VALLEY 18; HORTON PLAZA 14; LA JOLLA 12; MISSION VALLEY 20)

Hysteria — A factually derived British comedy about Victorian invention fever and sexual repression, as prim doctors de-vise the first vibrator to treat the perceived plague of female “hysteria.” Maggie Gyl-lenhaal delivers a bravura performance as a feminist social worker who sees through the patronizing foolishness. Wilde and Shaw did such humor more wittily, without the jarring (even in 2012) jump from dainty chat about parsnips to a fellatio joke. Also, duck humping. Tanya Wexler directed a gifted cast: Hugh Dancy, Jonathan Pryce, Rupert Everett, Felicity Jones, Gemma Jones. 2012. — D.E.★★ (LA JOLLA VILLAGE)

Marley — Pious but not sanctimonious, Kevin Macdonald’s documentary on Jamaican-reggae-god Bob Marley hits all the high points and some low ones. It is rich in concert and interview material and maintains a sexy pulse of Caribbean af-firmation, thanks to the nectar of goodwill in most of Marley’s songs. And in him. The charisma lingers lavishly. 2012. — D.E.★★★ (LA PALOMA)

Men in Black III — Reviewed this issue. ★★ (CARMEL MOUNTAIN 14; ESCONDIDO 16; FASHION VALLEY 18; GROSSMONT CENTER 10; HORTON PLAZA 14; LA JOLLA 12; MIRA MESA 18; MISSION VALLEY 20; MISSION VALLEY HAZARD CENTER 7; OCEANSIDE 16; OCEANSIDE MISSION MARKETPLACE 13; OTAY RANCH 12; PALM PROM-ENADE 24; PARKWAY PLAZA 18; PLAZA BONITA 14; POWAY 10; RANCHO DEL REY 16; RANCHO SAN DIEGO 15; RIVER VILLAGE 6; SAN MARCOS 18; TEMECULA TOWER 10; TOWN SQUARE 14; VISTA VILLAGE; FROM 5/25)

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Monsieur Lazhar — From French Canada, a stirringly direct, human film about an émigré Algerian who talks his way into teaching at a Montreal school. He helps repair the traumatized morale of students and staff after a loved teacher commits suicide. In the fine cast (the kids are beyond just acting), Mohamed Fellag as Lazhar has the power of an unpretentious life force, vulnerable but imposing. At heart, Philippe Falardeau’s film is about civilization at work, one day and one child at a time. 2012. — D.E.★★★★ (GASLAMP 15; LA JOLLA VILLAGE)

The Moth Diaries — Reviewed this issue. ★★ (GASLAMP 15; FROM 5/25)

Murder Capital of the World — Director Charlie Minn points his camera at the recent surge in violence and death in Juarez, Mexico, a border city and battleground between warring drug cartels. Unfortunately, Minn captures little more than talking-head interviews, most of which rehash the same information for 90 minutes. Of the “experts” Minn consults (including himself), some prove more engaging than others, but their opinions are given no cinematic structure to make them cohesive — they’re simply buoys in a sea of stock news footage. 2012. — J.R.★ (HORTON PLAZA 14)

Otter 501 — Katie Pofahl, aspiring marine biologist, spends her half year at Monterey Bay helping to save an adorable, orphaned otter pup, with crucial help from the famous aquarium. The attempt at narrative framing, its Facebook touches applied like girlish mascara, is feeble. But the tireless otter world is opened up for us by splendid photography in Bob Talbot’s plea for our obligatory bond to endangered sea life. 2012. — D.E.★★ (GASLAMP 15; FROM 5/25)

Polisse — A churning, driven French film about a child-protection unit of the Paris po-lice and how the harsh impact of their work (re: prostitution, violence, abandonment, pedophilia) lacerates their lives even as it

bonds them. The director Maïwenn cast her-self as a photographer who falls for the unit’s sensitive hothead (vivid Joeystarr, a rapper). Despite stunning intimacies (an African boy losing his homeless mom, a raped girl facing her stillborn infant), the emotive shrapnel and volatile close-ups can make you feel you’ve been caught in a crudely compressed TV series. 2012. — D.E.★★ (KEN; FROM 5/25)

Safe — A grimy homage to New York City before Giuliani applied the Disney-fied glaze. Wanted by Russian mobsters, the Chinese Triad, and his former NYPD allies, Jason Statham finds himself having to protect a four-year-old Chinese girl (Catherine Chan) whose photographic memory houses a precious numerical code. The story is so unnecessarily intricate it leaves once-promising director Boaz Yakin (Fresh, A Price Above Rubies) little more to do than cross-cutting to show parallel action. 2012. — S.M.★ (HORTON PLAZA 14)

Salmon Fishing in the Yemen — The charm stretches but doesn’t break in Lasse Hallström’s odd, gentle comedy about a visionary sheikh (Amr Waked) who devises a dam, river, and imported salmon in dry, hot Yemen. Caught up in his crazy but moving scheme are two Brit dreamers (Em-ily Blunt, Ewan McGregor). It has some of the old Ealing Studio–grace of loveable silli-ness, though Kristin Scott Thomas is pushy as a political opportunist. One imagines Lawrence of Arabia looking at this from the desert, rubbing his eyes, and dreaming of a salmon steak. 2012. — D.E.★★★ (HORTON PLAZA 14)

What to Expect When You’re Ex-pecting — A multi-character (pregnant) chick flick with five converging storylines about expectant couples. Don’t expect much in the way of wit or originality from this Lifetime Channel stray, but the ap-pealing cast and cinematographer Xavier Pérez Grobet’s balanced ‘Scope frames help defray much of the pain induced by a labored script. Kirk Jones directed; with

Jennifer Lopez, Chace Crawford, Elizabeth Banks, Cameron Diaz, Anna Kendrick, and not enough Chris Rock. 2012. — S.M.★ (CARMEL MOUNTAIN 14; ESCONDIDO 16; FASHION VALLEY 18; GASLAMP 15; GROSSMONT CENTER 10; LA JOLLA 12; MIRA MESA 18; MISSION VALLEY 20; MISSION VALLEY HAZARD

CENTER 7; OCEANSIDE 16; OCEANSIDE MISSION MARKETPLACE 13; OTAY RANCH 12; PALM PROM-ENADE 24; PARKWAY PLAZA 18; PLAZA BONITA 14; POWAY 10; RANCHO DEL REY 16; RANCHO SAN DIEGO 15; RIVER VILLAGE 6; SAN MARCOS 18; TEMECULA TOWER 10; TOWN SQUARE 14; VISTA VILLAGE)

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Old GlObe TheaTre, 1363 Old GlObe Way,

balbOa Park. 619-234-5623. 8PM ThUrSdayS

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Respect: A Musical Celebration of Women A women’s history of the 20th Century told through popular songs. The musical came from Dorothy Marcic’s book Respect: Women and Popular Music. Though the songs are fairly predictable, the revue calls attention to the lyrics and how the words underline values women were expected to embrace (going from “Stand by Your Man” to “You Don’t Own Me”). Most of the 50 songs are brief excerpts, which frustrates since the four-person cast could belt them with brass: Leigh Scarritt, Kelsey Venter, Nancy Snow Carr, and Lisa H. Payton perform with tight harmonics, and when given the spotlight, they shine. Although the videos, projected onto three circles, often lack sharpness, the sound design and Cris O’Bryon’s four-piece band are tops. Worth a try.lyceUM TheaTre, 79 hOrTOn Plaza, dOWn-

TOWn. 619-544-1000. 8PM ThUrSdayS and

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That’s Baseball The Lipinsky Family San Diego Jewish Arts Festival presents Andy Strasberg’s stories about his experiences in baseball.lyceUM TheaTre, 79 hOrTOn Plaza, dOWn-

TOWn. 619-544-1000. 7:30PM ThUrSday.

The Dinner Detective Interactive Murder Mystery The Dinner Detective warns its patrons: in the new mystery show “be careful! Every-one’s a suspect, and the killer might be at your table!”cOUrTyard San dIeGO dOWnTOWn, 530

brOadWay, dOWnTOWn. 619-446-3000. 6:15PM

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The Scottsboro Boys John Kander and Fred Ebb’s final collabo-ration tells the story of nine young black men, falsely accused of rape, as a minstrel show. The effect (tragedy in the guise of shuck and jive) is disturbing — and at times the antics cartoon the truth. The framing haunts the production the way the accusation drives David Thompson’s book. Directed and choreographed by Susan Stroman, the ensemble cast is spectacular. In blatant, often over-explanatory ways, the show will inspire deep, controversial responses very few musicals would dare evoke. Critic’s Pick.Old GlObe TheaTre, 1363 Old GlObe Way,

balbOa Park. 619-234-5623. 8PM ThUrSdayS

and FrIdayS, 2PM and 8PM SaTUrdayS,

2PM and 7PM SUndayS, 7PM TUeSdayS and

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Two by Pinter: The Lover and the Dumb Waiter North Coast Repertory Theatre stages two of Harold Pinter’s early one-acts, in which comedy, drama, and menace do a snake dance. nOrTh cOaST rePerTOry TheaTre, 987-d

lOMaS SanTa Fe dr., SOlana beach. 858-481-

1055. 8PM SaTUrdayS, 7PM SUndayS, 7PM

WedneSdayS, ThrOUGh JUne 17.

Writing on the Rails Theater Alive presents a two-act play, writ-ten by cast members, composed of eight scenes set on the San Diego Trolley. TenTh avenUe TheaTre, 930 TenTh ave.,

eaST vIllaGe. 619-237-4510. 7PM FrIday and

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Bargain showtimes are in parentheses.

CENTRALSan Diego Natural History Museum

Ocean Oasis (Not Rated) Fri,-Sun. 12:00p.m.; Sea Rex: Journey To A Prehistoric World 3D (Not Rated) Fri,-Sun. 10:00, 1:00, 3:00; Sharks 3D (Not Rated) Fri,-Sun. 11:00, 2:00

CARMEL MOUNTAINReading Carmel Mountain11620 Carmel Mountain Road (800-326-3264 #2704)Battleship (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:15, 11:05, 1:15, 2:00) 4:05, 5:05, 7:05, 7:55, 9:55, 10:45; Bernie (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (12:30, 2:55) 5:20, 7:45, 10:05; The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (11:15, 2:15) 4:55, 7:40, 10:15; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri,-Sun. (11:40, 1:45) 4:00, 6:00, 8:15, 10:25; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:25, 1:25) 4:30, 7:30, 10:20; The Dictator (R) Fri,-Sun. (11:35, 1:35, 3:30) 5:35, 7:35, 9:45; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:05, 10:50, 1:05, 1:55) 4:10, 5:00, 7:15, 8:05, 10:10, 11:00; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:00, 11:00, 12:35, 1:30, 3:00) 4:15, 5:30, 7:00, 8:00, 9:30, 10:30; The Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG) Fri,-Sun. (10:35a.m.); What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (11:50, 2:25) 4:50, 7:25, 10:00

CLAIREMONTReading Town Square4665 Clairemont Drive (800-326-3264 #2722)Battleship (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:30, 11:30, 1:25, 2:25) 4:20, 5:20, 7:10, 8:10, 10:05; Bernie (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:55, 1:40) 4:30, 7:20, 9:50; The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:40, 1:45) 4:35, 7:40, 10:25; Cher-nobyl Diaries (R) Fri,-Sun. (10:35, 12:45, 3:25) 5:30, 7:35, 9:45; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:25, 1:10) 4:10, 7:00, 9:40; The Dictator (R) Fri,-Sun. (10:45, 11:45, 12:55, 1:55, 2:55, 3:55) 4:55, 5:55, 7:05, 8:05, 9:20, 10:20; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (1:20) 7:30, 10:35 Fri,-Sun. (11:15, 2:20) 5:25, 8:30; Marvel’s The Aveng-ers 3D (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:15) 4:25; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (11:05, 11:50, 1:35, 2:20) 4:05, 4:50, 6:30, 7:15, 9:15, 10:00; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:20, 12:50, 3:20) 5:45, 8:20, 10:45; Special Event (Not Rated) Fri,-Sun.; Top Gun (PG) Fri,-Sun.; What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:50, 1:30) 4:15, 7:25, 9:55

CORONADOVintage Village Theatre820 Orange Avenue (619-437-6161)Battleship (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (3:00) 6:00, 9:00; The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (12:00) 3:00, 6:00, 9:00; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (12:00) 3:00, 6:00, 9:00

DOWNTOWNReading Gaslamp701 Fifth Avenue (800-326-3264 #2709)Battleship (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:30, 11:20, 12:10, 1:20, 2:10, 3:00) 4:10, 5:00, 5:50, 7:00, 7:50, 8:40, 9:50, 10:40; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri,-Sun. (10:50, 11:55, 1:00, 2:00, 3:10) 4:05, 5:15, 6:15, 7:20, 8:20, 9:30, 10:25; Chimpanzee (G) Fri. (11:50, 1:55, 3:55) 6:05, 8:05 Sat. (11:50, 1:55, 3:55) Sun. (11:50, 1:55, 3:55) 6:05, 8:05; The Dictator (R) Fri,-Sun. (10:15, 11:10, 12:15, 1:15, 2:15, 3:20) 4:20, 5:25, 6:25, 7:30, 8:30, 9:35, 10:35; Jiro Dreams of Sushi (PG) Fri,-Sun. (10:25, 12:30, 2:30) 4:30; Monsieur Lazhar (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (11:00, 1:10, 3:25) 5:40, 7:55, 10:10; The Moth Diaries (R) Fri,-Sun. (11:40, 1:45, 3:50) 5:55, 8:10, 10:15; Otter 501 (Not Rated) Fri,-Sun. (11:15, 1:25, 3:30) 5:35, 7:40, 10:00; Pina 3D (PG) Fri,-Sun. 6:30, 8:50; Rocky (PG) Fri. Sat. 7:00p.m. Sun.; Special Event (Not Rated) Fri,-Sun.; Think Like a Man (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:55, 1:40) 4:25, 7:10, 9:55; 21 Jump Street (R) Fri,-Sun. 10:05p.m.; What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:20, 11:45, 12:45, 2:20, 3:15) 4:45, 5:45, 7:15, 8:15, 9:45, 10:45

Regal Horton PlazaHorton Plaza (619-444-FILM)The Cabin in the Woods (R) Fri. (11:50, 2:05, 4:35) 6:55, 9:25 Sat,-Sun. (11:50, 2:05) 4:35, 6:55, 9:25; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (11:55, 3:15) 7:30, 10:10; The Hunger Games (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (12:05, 3:20) 7:05, 10:05; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri. (11:15, 12:15, 2:30, 3:30, 5:45) 7:00, 9:00, 10:15 Sat,-Sun. (11:15, 12:15, 2:30, 3:30) 5:45, 7:00, 9:00, 10:15; Marvel’s The Avengers 3D (PG-13) Fri. (10:45, 11:45, 2:00, 3:00, 5:15) 6:15, 8:30, 9:45 Sat,-Sun. (10:45, 11:45, 2:00, 3:00) 5:15, 6:15, 8:30, 9:45; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri. (11:00, 1:45, 2:45, 4:30, 5:30) 7:15, 8:15, 10:00 Sat,-Sun. (11:00, 1:45, 2:45) 4:30, 5:30, 7:15, 8:15, 10:00; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri. (10:30, 11:30, 1:15, 2:15, 4:00, 5:00) 6:45, 7:45, 9:30, 10:30 Sat,-Sun. (10:30, 11:30, 1:15, 2:15) 4:00, 5:00, 6:45, 7:45, 9:30, 10:30; Murder Capital of the World (Not Rated) Fri. (10:50, 1:00, 3:05, 5:10) 7:25, 9:40 Sat,-Sun. (10:50, 1:00, 3:05) 5:10, 7:25, 9:40; The Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG) Fri,-Sun. (12:00p.m.); Safe (R) Fri. (12:05, 2:35, 4:50) 7:40, 10:25 Sat,-Sun. (12:05, 2:35) 4:50, 7:40, 10:25; Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (PG-13) Fri. (11:10, 1:55, 4:45) 7:35, 10:20 Sat,-Sun. (11:10, 1:55) 4:45, 7:35, 10:20

KENSINGTONLandmark Ken4061 Adams Avenue (619-819-0236)Polisse (NR) Fri: (2:30), (5:30), 8:30, Sat - Mon: (2:30), 5:30, 8:30, Tue - Thu: (5:30), 8:30, Discount Shows at Landmark’s Ken Cinema Indicated in Brackets “( )”; A Cat In paris (PG) Opens Friday, June 1

LA JOLLAAMC La Jolla8657 Villa La Jolla Drive (888-262-4386)The Avengers; Battleship; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri,-Sun. 10:15, 12:30, 2:45, 5:00,

7:30, 9:45; Dark Shadows; The Dictator; The Hunger Games; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. 11:05, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. 11:55, 2:30, 5:15, 8:00, 10:45; What to Expect When You’re Expecting

Landmark La Jolla Village8879 Villa La Jolla Drive (619-819-0236The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13) Fri, Tue - Thu: (2:10), (5:00), 8:00, Sat - Mon: (11:20), 2:10, 5:00, 8:00; The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13) Fri – Thu: (4:10), 7:00, 9:50; Monsieur Lazhar (PG-13) Fri, Tue - Thu: (1:50), Sat - Mon: (11:30), 1:50; Hysteria (R) Fri, Tue - Thu: (2:20), (4:40), 7:40, 10:00, Sat - Mon: (11:50), 2:20, 4:40, 7:40, 10:00; Bernie (PG-13) Fri, Tue - Thu: (2:00), (4:30), 7:20, 9:45, Sat - Mon: (11:40), 2:00, 4:30, 7:20, 9:45, Discount Shows at Landmark’s La Jolla Cinemas Indicated in Brackets “( )”; Where Do We Go Now? (PG-13) Opens Friday, June 1

MIRA MESARegal Mira Mesa10733 Westview Parkway (800-326-3264)Call theater for program information.

MISSION VALLEYAMC Fashion Valley7037 Friars Road (888-262-4386)The Avengers; Battleship; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri,-Sun. 10:30, 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30, 11:00; Dark Shadows; The Dictator; The Hunger Games; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. 11:30, 2:20, 5:10, 8:00, 10:50; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. 10:15, 1:20, 4:10, 7:00, 9:50; What to Expect When You’re Expecting

AMC Mission Valley1640 Camino Del Rio North (888-262-4386)The Avengers; Battleship; Chernobyl Diaries; Dark Shadows; The Dictator; The Hunger Games; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. 11:00, 2:00, 5:00, 8:00, 11:00; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. 10:00, 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00; Think Like a Man; What to Expect When You’re Expecting Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri,-Sun. 10:45, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:15;

Ultrastar Mission Valley Hazard Center7510 Hazard Center Drive (619-685-2841)Snow White and the Huntsman (PG-13) Thu: 12:01 AM; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri - Sun: 10:15 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45, Mon - Wed: 10:15 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, Thu: 10:15 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 12:30, 5:30, 10:30, Mon - Wed: 12:30, 5:30, Thu: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 5:30, 10:30; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri - Thu: 10:00 AM, 3:00, 8:00; Battleship (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:15 AM, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15, Mon - Thu: 10:15 AM, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15; What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:30 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:00, Mon - Thu: 10:30 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30; The Dictator (R) Fri - Sun: 11:00 AM, 1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:30, 10:45, Mon - Wed: 11:00 AM, 1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:30, Thu: 11:00 AM,

1:45, 4:00, 6:15, 8:30, 10:45; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri: 10:45 AM, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:30, Sat & Sun: 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:30, Mon & Tue: 10:45 AM, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, Wed: 10:45 AM, 1:45, Thu: 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:30; Kidtoons: Sid the Science Kid Backyard Campout (NR) Sat & Sun: 10:30 AM; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:00 AM, 7:00, 10:15, Mon - Wed: 10:00 AM, 7:00, Thu: 10:00 AM, 7:00, 10:15; Marvel’s The Avengers 3D (PG-13) Fri - Thu: 1:00, 4:00; PARENT MOVIE MORNING: “Men In Black 3 in 2D” Thursday, 5/31 @ 10AM. BRING THE BABY!

UPTOWNLandmark Hillcrest3965 Fifth Avenue (619-819-0236)The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13) Fri, Tue - Thu: (2:10), (5:00), 8:00, Sat - Mon: (11:20), 2:10, 5:00, 8:00; The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13) Fri, Tue - Thu: (3:30), 6:30, 9:20, Sat - Mon: 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20; Bernie (PG-13) Fri, Tue - Thu: (2:00), (4:30), 7:00, 9:25, Sat - Mon: (11:30), 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:25; First Position (NR) Fri, Tue - Thu: (2:30), (4:50), 7:20, 9:35, Sat - Mon: (11:50), 2:30, 4:50, 7:20, 9:35; Headhunters (R) Fri, Tue - Thu: (2:20), (4:40), 7:10*, 9:30 Sat - Mon: (11:40), 2:20, 4:40, 7:10, 9:30, * No 7:10 PM Show Thursday, 05/31/12, Discount Shows at Landmark’s Hillcrest Cinemas Indicated in Brackets “( )”; I Wish (PG) Opens Friday, June 1; The Intouchables (NR) Opens Friday, June 1

Reuben H. Fleet Science Center1875 El Prado, Balboa Park (619-238-1233)Black Holes (Not Rated) Fri,-Sun. 1:00, 5:00; Born To Be Wild IMAX (G) Fri,-Sun. 3:00p.m.; Hubble (G) Fri. 6:00p.m.; Ring of Fire (Not Rated) Fri. 8:00p.m.; Secret of the Cardboard Rocket (Not Rated) Sat,-Sun. 11:00a.m.; To The Arctic IMAX (G) Fri. 12:00, 2:00, 4:00, 7:00 Sat,-Sun. 12:00, 2:00, 4:00, 6:00

EAST COUNTYEL CAJONRegal Parkway Plaza405 Parkway Plaza (619-401-3456)Call theater for program information.

LA MESAReading Grossmont5500 Grossmont Center Drive (800-326-3264 #2710)The Avengers (PG-13); Battleship (PG-13); The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13); Chernobyl Diaries (R); Dark Shadows (PG-13); The Dictator (R); Men in Black III (PG-13); What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13)

RANCHO SAN DIEGORegal Rancho San Diego2951 Jamacha Road (800-326-3264)Call theater for program information.

SANTEESantee Drive In10990 Woodside Avenue (619-448-7447)Call theater for program information.

SOUTH BAYCHULA VISTAAMC Palm Promenade770 Dennery Road (888-262-4386)The Avengers (PG-13); Battleship (PG-13); Chernobyl Diaries (R); Dark Shadows (PG-13); The Dictator (R); Girl in Progress (PG-13); Men in Black III (PG-13); What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13)

Regal Rancho Del Rey1025 Tierra del Rey (off East H Street) (619-216-4707)Call theater for program information.

UltraStar Chula VistaBroadway (between H and I) (619-338-4214)Call theater for program information.

EASTLAKEAMC Otay RanchEastlake Parkway (at Olympic) (888-262-4386)The Avengers; Battleship; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri,-Sun. 10:10, 12:30, 3:00, 5:35, 8:05, 10:30; Dark Shadows; The Dictator; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. 10:00, 12:35, 3:20, 6:05, 8:50; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. 10:45, 1:30, 4:15, 7:00, 9:45; What to Expect When You’re Expecting

IMPERIAL BEACHSouth Bay Drive In2170 Coronado Avenue (619-423-2727)Call theater for program information.

NATIONAL CITYAMC Plaza Bonita3030 Plaza Bonita Road (888-262-4386)The Avengers; Battleship; Chernobyl Diaries; Dark Shadows; The Dicta-tor; Men in Black III; What to Expect When You’re Expecting

NORTH INLANDESCONDIDORegal Escondido350 West Valley Parkway (760-291-0119)Call theater for program information.

FALLBROOKUltraStar River Village5256 S. Mission Road (760-945-8784)Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 11:15 AM, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45, Mon: 11:15 AM, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, Tue - Thu: 4:30, 7:15; Battleship (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 11:00 AM, 2:00, 5:00, 8:00, 11:00, Mon: 11:00 AM, 2:00, 5:00, 8:00, Tue - Thu: 5:00, 8:00; What to Expect When You’re

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Expecting (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 11:45 AM, 2:30, 5:15, 7:45, 10:30, Mon: 11:45 AM, 2:30, 5:15, 7:45, Tue - Thu: 5:15, 7:45; The Dictator (R) Fri - Sun: 12:00, 2:45, 5:30, 8:15, 10:45, Mon: 12:00, 2:45, 5:30, 8:15, Tue - Thu: 5:30, 8:15; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 11:30 AM, 2:15, 4:45, 7:30, 10:00, Mon: 11:30 AM, 2:15, 4:45, 7:30, Tue - Thu: 4:45, 7:30; Kidtoons: Sid the Science Kid Backyard Campout (NR) Sat & Sun: 10:30 AM; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 10:15, Mon: 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, Tue - Thu: 3:45, 7:00

POWAYUltraStar Poway13475 Poway Road (858-646-9423)Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri - Sun: 11:00 AM, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:15, 10:30, Mon - Thu: 11:00 AM, 1:15, 3:30, 5:45, 8:15; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:45 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 9:45, Mon & Tue: 10:45 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, Wed: 10:00 AM, 10:45 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, Thu: 10:45 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:00; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30, Mon - Thu: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00; Battleship (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:15 AM, 10:50 AM, 1:10, 1:50, 4:00, 4:50, 7:10, 7:45, 10:10, 10:40, Mon - Thu: 10:15 AM, 10:50 AM, 1:10, 1:50, 4:00, 4:50, 7:10, 7:45; Battleship (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:15 AM, 1:10, 4:00, 7:10, 10:10, Mon - Thu: 10:15 AM, 1:10, 4:00, 7:10; What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:10 AM, 12:40, 3:10, 5:40, 8:10, 10:45, Mon - Thu: 10:10 AM, 12:40, 3:10, 5:40, 8:10; The Dictator (R) Fri: 10:35 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:35, 7:40, 10:00, Sat & Sun: 12:45, 3:15, 5:35, 7:40, 10:00, Mon & Tue: 10:35 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:35, 7:40, Wed: 12:45, 3:15, 5:35, 7:40, Thu: 10:35 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:35, 7:40; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:40 AM, 1:20, 4:20, 7:15, 9:50, Mon - Thu: 10:40 AM, 1:20, 4:20, 7:15; Kidtoons: Sid the Science Kid Backyard Campout (NR) Sat & Sun: 10:30 AM; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:30 AM, 1:45, 4:45, 7:50, 10:50, Mon - Thu: 10:30 AM, 1:45, 4:45, 7:50; Marvel’s The Avengers 3D (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:00 AM, 1:00, 4:15, 7:20, 10:20, Mon - Thu: 10:00 AM, 1:00, 4:15, 7:20; PARENT MOVIE MORNING: “Men In Black 3 in 2D” Wednesday, 5/30 @ 10AM. BRING THE BABY!!

SAN MARCOSRegal San Marcos1180 W. San Marcos Boulevard (at Old California Walk) (800-326-3264)Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri. 11:55, (2:40, 5:15) 7:55, 10:20 Sat,-Sun. 11:55, (2:40) 5:15, 7:55, 10:20; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri. 11:30, (2:15, 5:00) 7:45, 10:30 Sat,-Sun. 11:30, (2:15) 5:00, 7:45, 10:30; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri. (11:00, 1:45, 4:30) 7:15, 10:00 Sat,-Sun. (11:00, 1:45) 4:30, 7:15, 10:00

TEMECULAUltrastar Temecula Tower Cinemas27531 Ynez Road (951-699-2205)Snow White and the Huntsman (PG-13) Thu: 12:01 AM; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri - Sun: 11:00 AM, 2:00, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30, Mon - Wed: 11:00 AM, 2:00, 4:15, 7:00, Thu: 11:00 AM, 2:00, 4:15, 7:00, 9:30; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30, Mon - Wed: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, Thu: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:30 AM, 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30, 11:00, Mon - Wed: 10:30 AM, 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30, Thu: 10:30 AM, 1:00, 3:30, 6:00, 8:30, 11:00; Battleship (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:30 AM, 11:00 AM, 1:30, 2:15, 4:30, 5:30, 7:30, 8:30, 10:30, Mon - Wed: 10:30 AM, 11:00 AM, 1:30, 2:15, 4:30, 5:30, 7:30, 8:30, Thu: 10:30 AM, 11:00 AM, 1:30, 2:15, 4:30, 5:30, 7:30, 8:30, 10:30; What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:45 AM, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:45, Mon & Tue: 10:45 AM, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, Wed: 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, Thu: 10:45 AM, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:45; The Dictator (R) Fri: 10:45 AM, 1:15, 3:45, 6:15, 8:30, 10:40, Sat & Sun: 1:15, 3:45, 6:15, 8:30, 10:40, Mon - Wed: 10:45 AM, 1:15, 3:45, 6:15, 8:30, Thu: 10:45 AM, 1:15, 3:45, 6:15, 8:30, 10:40; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:15 AM, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15, Mon - Wed: 10:15 AM, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, Thu: 10:15 AM, 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:15; Kidtoons: Sid the Science Kid Backyard Campout (NR) Sat & Sun: 10:30 AM; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:30 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30,

10:30, Mon - Wed: 10:30 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, Thu: 10:30 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30; Mar-vel’s The Avengers 3D (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:00 AM, 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00, Mon - Wed: 10:00 AM, 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, Thu: 10:00 AM, 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00, PARENT MOVIE MORNING: “Men In Black 3 in 2D” Wednesday, 5/30 @ 10AM. BRING THE BABY!

VISTAKrikorian Vista VillageHighway 78 at Vista Village Drive (760-945-7469)Battleship (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:10, 10:50, 1:10, 1:50, 4:10, 4:50) 7:10, 7:50, 10:05, 10:45; The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:45, 1:35, 4:25) 7:15, 10:05; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri,-Sun. (10:15,

12:25, 2:50, 5:15) 7:40, 10:00; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (11:40, 2:20, 5:05) 7:45, 10:25; The Dictator (R) Fri,-Sun. (10:45, 12:50, 3:00, 5:10, 5:50) 7:25, 8:10, 9:40, 10:20; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri. (10:50, 11:35, 1:10, 2:30, 3:10, 4:20) 6:25, 7:35, 9:40, 10:40 Sat,-Sun. (10:00, 10:50, 11:35, 1:10, 2:30, 3:10, 4:20) 6:25, 7:35, 9:40, 10:40; Marvel’s The Aveng-ers 3D (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (12:25, 3:45) 7:05, 10:10; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (10:30, 11:30, 12:10, 1:10, 2:10, 2:40, 3:50, 4:50, 5:20) 6:30, 7:30, 8:00, 9:10, 10:10, 10:40, 11:30; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (11:00, 1:40, 4:20) 7:00, 9:40; What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13) Fri,-Sun. (11:30, 2:00, 4:30) 7:20, 10:00

NORTH COASTALCARLSBADMoviemax Plaza Camino Real2385 Marron Road (760-729-7469)Call theater for program information.

DEL MARCinépolis Del Mar12905 El Camino Real (858-794-4045 )Call theater for program information.

ENCINITASLa Paloma471 South Coast Highway 101 (760-436-7469)Marley (PG-13)

LA COSTACinépolis La Costa6941 El Camino Real (760-603-8638 )Call theater for program information.

OCEANSIDERegal Oceanside401 Mission Avenue (760-439-1733)Battleship (PG-13) Fri. (11:55, 12:25, 2:45, 3:30, 4:30) 7:00, 7:30, 9:25, 9:55, 10:20; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri. (11:45, 2:00, 4:25) 7:05, 9:25; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri. (11:40, 2:25, 5:00) 7:35, 10:10; The Dictator (R) Fri. (11:50, 12:30, 2:05, 2:35, 4:35, 5:05) 7:10, 7:40, 9:20, 10:00; The Hunger Games (PG-13) Fri. (12:20, 3:45) 6:45, 9:50; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri. (11:35, 12:10, 2:40, 3:35) 6:25, 7:05, 9:30, 10:05; Marvel’s The Avengers 3D (PG-13) Fri. (12:35, 4:15) 7:50; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri. (11:30, 1:45, 2:15, 4:15, 4:45) 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 9:55; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri. (12:00, 12:30, 2:45, 3:50, 5:15) 6:30, 7:55, 9:00, 10:20; The Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG) Fri. (11:30a.m.); Think Like a Man (PG-13) Fri. (11:55) 6:50; What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13) Fri. (12:05, 2:30, 5:10) 7:40, 10:10

UltraStar Oceanside Mission MarketplaceCollege Boulevard and Mission Avenue (760-806-1790)Snow White and the Huntsman (PG-13) Thu: 12:01 AM; Chernobyl Diaries (R) Fri - Sun: 10:45 AM, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:50, 10:10, Mon: 10:45 AM, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:50, Tue: 10:45 AM, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:50, 10:10, Wed: 10:45 AM, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:50, Thu: 10:45 AM, 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:50, 10:10; Men in Black 3 (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 11:00 AM, 11:45 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00, Mon: 11:00 AM, 11:45 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 7:30, Tue: 11:00 AM, 11:45 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00, Wed: 10:00 AM, 11:00 AM, 11:45 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 7:30, Thu: 11:00 AM, 11:45 AM, 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:30, 10:00; Men in Black 3 in 3D (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30, Mon: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, Tue: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00, 10:30, Wed & Thu: 10:00 AM, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:00; Battleship (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:15 AM, 11:10 AM, 1:10, 2:05, 4:05, 5:00, 7:10, 7:55, 10:10, 10:50, Mon: 10:15 AM, 11:10 AM, 1:10, 2:05, 4:05, 5:00, 7:10, 7:55, Tue: 10:15 AM, 11:10 AM, 1:10, 2:05, 4:05, 5:00, 7:10, 7:55, 10:10, 10:50, Wed: 10:15 AM, 11:10 AM, 1:10, 2:05, 4:05, 5:00, 7:10, 7:55, Thu: 10:15 AM, 11:10 AM, 1:10, 2:05, 4:05, 5:00, 7:10, 7:55, 10:10; Battle-ship (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 11:10 AM, 2:05, 5:00, 7:55, 10:50; Mon: 11:10 AM, 2:05, 5:00, 7:55, Tue: 11:10 AM, 2:05, 5:00, 7:55, 10:50, Wed: 11:10 AM, 2:05, 5:00, 7:55, Thu: 11:10 AM, 2:05, 5:00, 7:50; What to Expect When You’re Expecting (PG-13) Fri: 10:15 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45, Sat & Sun: 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45, Mon: 10:15 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, Tue: 10:15 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45, Wed: 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, Thu: 10:15 AM, 12:45, 3:15, 5:45, 8:15, 10:45; The Dicta-tor (R) Fri - Sun: 10:30 AM, 11:30 AM, 12:40, 1:45, 2:50, 4:00, 5:15, 6:15, 7:40, 8:30, 9:50, 10:50, Mon: 10:30 AM, 11:30 AM, 12:40, 1:45, 2:50, 4:00, 5:15, 6:15, 7:40, 8:30, Tue: 10:30 AM, 11:30 AM, 12:40, 1:45, 2:50, 4:00, 5:15, 6:15, 7:40, 8:30, 9:50, 10:50, Wed: 10:30 AM, 11:30 AM, 12:40, 1:45, 2:50, 4:00, 5:15, 6:15, 7:40, 8:30, Thu: 10:30 AM, 11:30 AM, 12:40, 1:45, 2:50, 4:00, 5:15, 6:15, 7:40, 8:30, 9:50, 10:50; Dark Shadows (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:40 AM, 1:15, 4:10, 7:10, 10:20, Mon: 10:40 AM, 1:15, 4:10, 7:10, Tue: 10:40 AM, 1:15, 4:10, 7:10, 10:20, Wed: 10:40 AM, 1:15, 4:10, 7:10, Thu: 10:40 AM, 1:15, 4:10, 7:10, 10:20; Kidtoons: Sid the Science Kid Backyard Campout (NR) Sat & Sun: 10:30 AM; Marvel’s The Avengers (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 11:15 AM, 1:15, 2:15, 4:15, 5:15, 7:15, 8:15, 10:15, Mon: 11:15 AM, 1:15, 2:15, 4:15, 5:15, 7:15, 8:15, Tue: 11:15 AM, 1:15, 2:15, 4:15, 5:15, 7:15, 8:15, 10:15, Wed: 11:15 AM, 1:15, 2:15, 4:15, 5:15, 7:15, 8:15, Thu: 11:15 AM, 1:15, 2:15, 4:15, 5:15, 7:15, 8:15, 10:15; Marvel’s The Avengers 3D (PG-13) Fri - Sun: 10:10 AM, 12:00, 3:45, 7:45, 10:45, Mon: 10:10 AM, 12:00, 3:45, 7:45, Tue: 10:10 AM, 12:00, 3:45, 7:45, 10:45, Wed & Thu: 10:10 AM, 12:00, 3:45, 7:45; The Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG) Fri - Thu: 2:20, 4:40; PARENT MOVIE MORN-ING: “Men In Black 3 in 2D” Wednesday, 5/30 @ 10AM. BRING THE BABY!