kenyon collegiate issue 2.10

8/3/2019 Kenyon Collegiate Issue 2.10

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By Charlie Adams

KAC In an incident that has shakeKenyon athletic community to its core, guished Kenyon swimmer Lucas Perlin last Friday.

to soldier on, but without Lucas by our si

According to inside sources, Perlinos

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CBRIDE In a statement made to close ait to get with all those girls who are cur-

Recently released data indicates that Bundy

TFF[reshmen]. But in three years, I want to

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Chasing girls my age, when theyre getting all -

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First our journey was delayed by two w

didnt understand my slurred languag

declaimed the conditions with which

are trying to come in here and changmultitudes in without screening.

reshman Cant Wait For Senior Year And All Those Freshman Bitties

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The new disorder, which scientists are calling-

Many students turn to alcohol or drug u

selor Michael Durham. Drinking and only make you more withdrawn, and yo

- the Collegiate on Tuesday.

Tuesday morning, saying that the increased and

around him or her, so we need to do our best

The colleges administration, too, has rallied

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