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Day 211aPickpocketYou choose to earn money by illegal means and attempt to pickpocket an undercover cop dressed as a broker. You are sentenced to 10 days hard labor and are forced to make government cheese, unpaid. You gain new skills and a newfound respect for earning money the legal way during your stint. Upon release, do you want to: I want to apply for a job at Robins Cheese Factory (2a)I want to try myhand at panhandling (3c)I want to become a hunger artist (3d)3b

Welcome 4a

Welcome to the cheese factory. Before we assign you to your permanent station, we need to determine what work best suits your skills and demeanor. You will spend the first day of work completing tasks to help determine your placement. What would you like to try? Packaging (5a)Testing for a Clean Break (5e)Milking Cows (5b)Cutting Curds (5f)Warming the Milk (5c)I Need a Smoke Break (5g)Adding Rennet (5d)Whatevers Clever (5h)

PanhandlingYou put your vocal chords to the test and test your panhandling skills. Unfortunately, you end a 12-hour street gig with only $1.00 and some Canadian coins.Do you want to:I want to Apply for a job at Robins Cheese Factory (2a)I want to Pickpocket (3b)I want to become a hunger artist (3d)

3c

sleepI sleep peacefully (10b) I have a fitful, restless sleep filled with absurd dreams (10c)10a

Smoke Break5g

You savor the nicotine rush and fantasize about the juicy hamburger and fries you will buy with your first days salary. As you take a final inhale, your supervisor spots you and motions angrily. You wont be fired, but you lose 75% of your daily wages and are penalized with non-descript labor (5h). Non-Descript Labor5hYou cant for the life of you figure out what this labor has to do with cheese making, but before you continue to the next station, you need to type the seven hardest words to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard seven times each. Do so carefully, or you might be terminated! Once you have finished the task, you will move on (testing clean break 5e). Pizazz Piazzas Pizzas Suburban Assuming Obstinance ForamensEach word will have to be typed seven times each either have seven columns so player can see each word typed seven times, or if possible, have player type the word and have it light up after it is correctly typed seven times. Only after all words are completed can the player move on to the next game. 13