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Jokut at a cinema hall

A man appeared at the box office of a cinema and bought two tickets.

A few minutes later he returned and bought two more.

When, after a short interval, he appeared a third time and offered to pay for two more, the ticket-seller opened the little door in the glass and spoke up. 'Aren't you the same gentleman who just bought two tickets and two others just a while ago?' she asked, puzzled.

'Yes,' replied Jokut plaintively, 'but there's some fool at the gate who keeps tearing them up!'

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