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(1) Equation….(1) Equation….

Teacher tells a student a=b b=c

implies a=c.

Tell me an example

Teacher tells a student a=b b=c

implies a=c.

Tell me an example

Student replies;

I love u

u love your daughter

so I love your daughter

Student replies;

I love u

u love your daughter

so I love your daughter

(2) Big Sound…..(2) Big Sound…..Guide:

"I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Guide:

"I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the NiagaraFalls?

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the NiagaraFalls?

(4)Wash Room….!(4)Wash Room….!

• I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

• I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doing' just fine!"

• I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

• I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doing' just fine!"

• And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

• What kind of question is that? ﾊ At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

• And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

• What kind of question is that? ﾊ At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!”

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him,

"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!”

•Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

•Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

Click!Click!

(4) Bad Morning....!(4) Bad Morning....!

Click!Click!

(5) Wrong Question….?(5) Wrong Question….?

Thank you!Thank you!