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1. What do you get when you cross a bear with a forest? 2. What does Murphy Moose do if he calls when you are not home? 3. Why does Murphy Moose lift weights at the SHaRC? 4. How do you know if there is a snowman in your bed? 5. What do you call a deer with no eyes? 6. What do you call ten snowshoe hares hopping backwards through the snow together? 7. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? 8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? 9. Why did the pine tree get into trouble? 10. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late? 11. What do you call an old snowman? 12. What do you call a funny mountain? 13. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? 14. What has ears but cannot hear? 15. How did Jack Frost get to work? 16. How did the big mountain know that the little mountain was fibbing? 17. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? JOKES: 1. FUR TREES. 2. HELL LEAVE A DETAILED MOOSE-AGE. 3. HE WANTS BIG MOOSE-LES. 4. YOU WAKE UP WET. 5. I HAVE NO EYE DEER. 6. A RECEDING HARE LINE. 7. FROSTBITE! 8. BECAUSE IT WAS 2 TIRED. 9. BECAUSE IT WAS BEING KNOTTY 10. WHERE IN EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN? 11. WATER 12. HILL-ARIOUS 13. SNOW 14. A CORNFIELD 15.BY-ICICLE 16. BECAUSE IT WAS ONLY A BLUFF. 17. “YOU HANG AROUND WHILE I GO ON AHEAD.” RIDDLES: 1. THE BARK OF A TREE 2. SNOW 3. SKIS 4.BIKE Sugarbush is part of the Green Mountain National Forest, giving us places to hike, bike, hunt, fish, camp, ski, ride, and connect with nature. Please respect our forest! The Green Mountain National Forest is home to many cool animals. Keep an eye out for bear, moose, deer, fox, bobcat, lynx, snowshoe hare, squirrel, other mammals, and many species of birds, amphibians, and reptiles. The Green Mountain National Forest is also home to many species of fungi, lichen, plants, and trees including chanterelles, reindeer moss, blackberry, hobblebush, ferns, beech, birch, evergreen, and of course maple! A “sugarbush” is the traditional name of a stand of maple trees used to make maple syrup. JOKES! RIDDLES 1. What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood? 2. I fall but I never get back up I’m unique but I’m not a fingerprint I’m sometimes part of a ball but I’m not leather If I get warm enough I go away but I’m not a winter wardrobe I’m sometimes part of a man but I don’t have any skin 3. I’m usually found on a mountain but I’m not a yeti I’m long and thin but I’m not a hiking trail I help you to go downhill fast but I’m not a set of wheels I get put on your feet but I’m not a pair of socks I help you slide on frozen water but I’m not a pair of ice skates... What am I? 4. I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner I have a frame but I’m not a photo I have wheels but I’m not a car I have a saddle but I’m not a horse I have pedals but I’m not a piano... What am I?

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Page 1: JOKES!MOOSE WOODPECKER HAWK FIDDLEHEAD PEEPER SNAKE MUSHROOM FIR HEMLOCK BEECH THRUSH CHICKADEE PORCUPINE MAPLE APPLE BIRCH Help Murphy find the following plants and animals while

1. What do you get when you cross a bear with a forest?

2. What does Murphy Moose do if he calls when you are not home?

3. Why does Murphy Moose lift weights at the SHaRC?

4. How do you know if there is a snowman in your bed?

5. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

6. What do you call ten snowshoe hares hopping backwards through the snow together?

7. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

9. Why did the pine tree get into trouble?

10. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

11. What do you call an old snowman?

12. What do you call a funny mountain?

13. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

14. What has ears but cannot hear?

15. How did Jack Frost get to work?

16. How did the big mountain know that the little mountain was fibbing?

17. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?

JOKES:1. Fur trEES.2. HE’ll lEavE a dEtailEd mOOSE-agE. 3. HE wantS big mOOSE-lES.4. YOu waKE up wEt. 5. i HavE nO EYE dEEr.6. a rEcEding HarE linE. 7. FrOStbitE!8. bEcauSE it waS 2 tirEd.9. bEcauSE it waS bEing KnOttY

10. wHErE in EartH HavE YOu bEEn?11. watEr

12. Hill-ariOuS

13. SnOw 14. a cOrnFiEld 15.bY-iciclE

16. bEcauSE it waS OnlY a bluFF.17. “YOu Hang arOund wHilE i gO On aHEad.”

riddlES: 1. tHE barK OF a trEE 2. SnOw 3. SKiS 4.biKE

Sugarbush is part of the Green

Mountain National Forest, giving us

places to hike, bike, hunt, fish, camp,

ski, ride, and connect with nature.

Please respect our forest!

The Green Mountain National Forest

is home to many cool animals. Keep

an eye out for bear, moose, deer,

fox, bobcat, lynx, snowshoe hare,

squirrel, other mammals, and many

species of birds, amphibians, and

reptiles.

The Green Mountain National Forest

is also home to many species of

fungi, lichen, plants, and trees including chanterelles,

reindeer moss, blackberry, hobblebush, ferns, beech, birch,

evergreen, and of course maple! A “sugarbush” is the

traditional name of a stand of maple trees used to make

maple syrup.

JOKES!

RIDDLES1. What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood?

2. I fall but I never get back up I’m unique but I’m not a fingerprint I’m sometimes part of a ball but I’m not leather If I get warm enough I go away but I’m not a winter wardrobe I’m sometimes part of a man but I don’t have any skin

3. I’m usually found on a mountain but I’m not a yeti I’m long and thin but I’m not a hiking trail I help you to go downhill fast but I’m not a set of wheels I get put on your feet but I’m not a pair of socks I help you slide on frozen water but I’m not a pair of ice skates... What am I?

4. I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner I have a frame but I’m not a photo I have wheels but I’m not a car I have a saddle but I’m not a horse I have pedals but I’m not a piano... What am I?

Page 2: JOKES!MOOSE WOODPECKER HAWK FIDDLEHEAD PEEPER SNAKE MUSHROOM FIR HEMLOCK BEECH THRUSH CHICKADEE PORCUPINE MAPLE APPLE BIRCH Help Murphy find the following plants and animals while

Y R R E B E U L B U O L B D D

R E R C O Y I K X L F X M Q S

E K N A H U R M X W M E A Q N

L U U I B I O R Q Z R A H Q T

P X X E P O C H E C W E P B Z

P F A E R U A K V B M W W L R

A R I H N W C A A L K L O E E

Z T S D K B X R O D X C K N Q

Q U O F D P I C O Q E C A C U

M L O B C L K R H P E E H L L

C F P E E P E R C P Q S E R B

I I B E S L Q H D H U J K G V

U R Z C O W K O E R O E A N H

H D A H O H O S H A W J N Z P

B I D I M W U T S O D A S H C

BLUEBERRY

BLACKBERRY

BEAR

MOOSE

WOODPECKER

HAWK

FIDDLEHEAD

PEEPER

SNAKE

MUSHROOM

FIR

HEMLOCK

BEECH

THRUSH

CHICKADEE

PORCUPINE

MAPLE

APPLE

BIRCH

Help Murphy find the following plants and animals while traveling from Mt. Ellen, through Slide Brook,

and around Lincoln Peak.

Page 3: JOKES!MOOSE WOODPECKER HAWK FIDDLEHEAD PEEPER SNAKE MUSHROOM FIR HEMLOCK BEECH THRUSH CHICKADEE PORCUPINE MAPLE APPLE BIRCH Help Murphy find the following plants and animals while

Help Murphy Find his favorite snacks!

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W O R D S E A R C HW O R D S E A R C H

Page 4: JOKES!MOOSE WOODPECKER HAWK FIDDLEHEAD PEEPER SNAKE MUSHROOM FIR HEMLOCK BEECH THRUSH CHICKADEE PORCUPINE MAPLE APPLE BIRCH Help Murphy find the following plants and animals while

Across

1. kids’ favorite trail

3. Winding trail down from Heaven’s Gate

4. elevation 4083 ft

5. Gadd Peak hot chocolate stop

6. specialty grilled-cheese found here

8. woods trail off Snowball

10. classic, steep bump trail

12. follow the old gondola route

Down

2. PARKS home

7. Castlerock Extreme course

9. elevation 3975 ft

10. woods-skiing area with a bus

ride at the end

11. GMVS training ground

Crossword Puzzle Answers. Across: 1. Sleeper, 3. Jester, 4. Mt. Ellen, 5. Allyn’s Lodge, 6. Walt’s, 8. Eden, 10. Stein’s, 12. Organgrinder. Down: 2. Riemergasse, 7.

Lift Line, 9. Lincoln Peak, 10. Slide Brook, 11. Inverness.

Sugarbush Hot Spots

Page 5: JOKES!MOOSE WOODPECKER HAWK FIDDLEHEAD PEEPER SNAKE MUSHROOM FIR HEMLOCK BEECH THRUSH CHICKADEE PORCUPINE MAPLE APPLE BIRCH Help Murphy find the following plants and animals while