-What does a monkey say to another monkey when they

agree? Ok, monkey.

-The doctor says to the patient: 'You are very sick'

-The patient says to the doctor: 'Can I get a second

opinion, please?

-The doctor says again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...’

-The son says to his dad: Dad, what is an idiot?

-The dad says to his son: An idiot is a person who tries to

explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that

another person who is listening to him can't understand

him. Do you understand me?

-The son says to his dad: No.

-What is orange and sounds like parrot?

-A carrot

-Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State

Building?

-Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

Names: David, Oscar & Javier