jokes
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Jokes in EnglishTRANSCRIPT
-What does a monkey say to another monkey when they
agree? Ok, monkey.
-The doctor says to the patient: 'You are very sick'
-The patient says to the doctor: 'Can I get a second
opinion, please?
-The doctor says again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...’
-The son says to his dad: Dad, what is an idiot?
-The dad says to his son: An idiot is a person who tries to
explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that
another person who is listening to him can't understand
him. Do you understand me?
-The son says to his dad: No.
-What is orange and sounds like parrot?
-A carrot
-Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State
Building?
-Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Names: David, Oscar & Javier