Joke Book 1

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What do you get if you cross

a crocodile and a flower?

I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it

What has 4 legs but doesn't move?

A table

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What do you get if you cross

a cheetah and a hamburger?

Fast food

What subject is a witch good at at school?

Spelling

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What says quick quick?

A duck with hiccups

What's brown, has a hump and

lives at the North Pole?

A lost camel

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Why did the knight run around

asking for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour

What is a volcano?

A mountain with hiccups

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What is the most slippery country

in the world?

Greece

What is evil and bounces?

A witch on a trampoline

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Why did the farmer feed his pig

sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork

What two words have the

most letters in the English language?

Post Office

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What is blue and has big ears?

An elephant in the North Pole

What do you get if you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog that licks you

from across the road

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What is an astronaut's favourite place

on a keyboard?

The space bar

What goes black white black white?

A penguin rolling down the hill

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What is grey, has long ears

and 16 wheels?

A rabbit on roller skates

What do you get if you cross

a skunk and a pair of boots?

Smelly wellies

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What do you get if you cross

a tiger and a parrot?

An animal that will talk your ear off

What is white when its dirty

and black when its clean?

A blackboard

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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle

Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?

He wanted chocolate milk