joan rivers quotes: 10 quotes to remember this sharp tongued hilarious comedian
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Joan Rivers Quotes: 10 Quotes To Remember This Sharp Tongued Hilarious Comedian
1.Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's
why we call it the present.
2.I succeeded by
saying what everyone else
is thinking.
3.I enjoy life when
things are happening. I don't
care if it's good things or bad
things. That means you're alive. Things
are happening.
4.I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was
'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my
husband and I slept in bunk beds.
5.Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until
you feel as deeply in your spirit as
you think in your mind that the
counsel is wise.
6.I told my
mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said,
'Get the hell off my property.'
7.I'm in nobody's
circle, I've always been an
outsider.
8.Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us
with anything else, and we
strive to swim on top.
9.It's so long
since I've had sex I've
forgotten who ties up who.
10.I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my
body to Tupperware.
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