by John Garrett

PART 1PREVIOUSLY IN JG’S VACATION!

WHO..!?!

GAHHH!!!

PART 2PREVIOUSLY IN JG’S VACATION!

OBAMA?!

PART 3PREVIOUSLY IN JG’S VACATION!

AND NOW THE THRILLING CONCLUSION TO...JG’S VACATION!!

PRESIDENTBARACK OBAMA!?

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

OH, YOUKNOW...I GET

DOWN HERE ONCE EVERY COUPLE OF

MONTHS ORSO.

I JUST CHI�, HANG OUT AND SERVE UP SOME DRINKS, KICK IT

WITH THE HONEYS...

SPEAKING OF HONEYS...WHERE’S

YOUR GIRL?

OLDCHUCKOLDZEKEANDOLDMANWINTERCMAENANDT��MYGIRLANDRUINEDMY

VACATIONANDSHEKICKEDMEINTHEFACEANDNOWMYGLA�ESAREBROKENDOYOUKNOWHOWMUCHITCOSTSTOGETNEW

GLA�ESWE�DOYA?????!!!

OHYEAHDIDIMENTIONOLDMANWINTER?!??!!WE�...

SPEAKING OF HONEYS...WHERE’S

YOUR GIRL?

...YES, YOUMENTIONED OLD MAN WINTER, AL-

READY.

BUT DON’T WO�Y JG, I’� HELP GET YOUR

GIRL BACK!

I’M THEPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! I’�

JUST CA� UPTHE PENTAGON RIGHT NOW...

WHOA! WHOA!! JUST CALM DOWN,

SON...

...AND WE’� CA� IN AN AIR STRIKE ON THOSE MOFOS!!

IT’� BE JUST LIKE HIROSHIMA AND

NAGASAKI!

I DESERVETHIS BECAUSE I’M A

SME�Y STUPID-HEAD ANDI SME� BAD AND I’M

ALSO STUPID!

THIS ISHA�ENING BE-

CAUSE I HAVEN’T LIVED A G�D

LIFE!!

N��! I’M FINA�Y PAYING

THE ULTIMATE PRICE FOR

O�OSING JG!!

YOU CAN DO THAT??

I CAN’T WAIT FOR..!

HU�AH!!!!

HA HA!PSYCH!!!

T�H�H�H�H�H�H�H�H�H�H�H�H�H�!!!

(GU�AW!!)YOU SHOULD’VE S�N

YOUR FACE!!

(CHORTLE!!)YOU REA�Y

THOUGHT I WASGO�A CA� THE

PENTAGON!!

HAW! HAW! HAW!!

OH, YOU MAD?

JG, YOU MAD?

AW C’MON SON! IT WAS

A JOKE!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING’??

HEY,DON’T TE� MICHE�E YOU SAW

ME!

JG!!

END.THE

JG RETURNED TO WORK AT 9AM SHARP THE FO�OWING MONDAY.

HE REMAINS SINGLE TO THIS DAY.

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