javids reminder 1
DESCRIPTION
Javids guide to P.P.TRANSCRIPT
HOW TO REMEMBER TO PUT THE TOILET
SEAT DOWN AFTER I PEE-PEE
INSTRUCTIONGUIDE
…a “hands on practical application” will soon follow by an OPU
Glossary of termsOrganic Parental Unit O.P.U.Forgetful Adolescent Requiring Training F.A.R.T.Proper Placement P.P.Im-Proper Placement I.P.P.Parental Observation Of Practices P.O.O.P.
This guide will cover proper orientation of the toilet seat upon post use by all males dwelling in this household. This guide complies with all federal regulations , OSHA, DHEC standards and Home Land Security acts set forth in ¶ 101.3.BR549 ok I just made that crap up. Um – no pun intended
That’s ok buddy. OPU’s will ALWAYS be here to remind you in ways that will be hard to
forget.
Though this instruction will not cover “proper empty toilet paper roll replacement”…. Hint hint
…nor will it cover what NOT to do with the toilet seat.
The next few photographs are a representation of I.P.P.
FOCUS ATTENTION HERE
I.P.P. example
FOCUS ATTENTION HERE
IMPROPER PLACEMENT
Another example of I.P.P.
Here is an example of P.P.
Please note: the TOILET SEAT IS DOWN in a 90° angle OR parallel to floor - from the “MALE IN-USE STATUS”
DOWN
UP
DOWN
UP
DOWN
Removal of TOILET SEAT is notnecessary or recommended for
P.P.
F.A.R.T. will be a deterrent implemented if PROPER PLACEMNET is not strictly observed
AVOID P.O.O.P
FALSEThough the above statement sounds “GREEN” – it is
As O.P.U’s we hope this guide has helped you to remember the differences in
P.P. and I.P.P.