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Page 1: Issue 850

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The Neatest Little Paper Ever Read!®

Of Douglas & Elbert CountiesOf Douglas & Elbert CountiesIssue 850 - December 16, 2013 www.ILoveTidbits.com

For Advertising Call303-994-9683

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ICY INFOby Kathy Wolfe

There’s more to know about ice than just the fact that it’s frozen water. Here are the cold hard facts about cold hard ice! • About 10% of the Earth’s land mass and 7% of its oceans are

covered by ice. Close to 98% of Antarctica, located at the Earth’s South Pole, is covered by ice averaging at least a mile (1.6 km) in thickness. Its ice sheet holds about 90% of the planet’s fresh water.

• An ice sheet forms when snow that falls in winter does not melt entirely over the summer months. After thousands of years of this process, the layers pile up and compress into thick, dense sheets of ice. In order to be classifi ed as an ice sheet, it must extend more than 20,000 sq. miles (50,000 sq. km). Antarctica’s ice sheet covers almost 5.4 million sq. miles (14 million sq. km), which is about the size of the U.S. and Mexico combined. At one spot the ice is 2.96 miles (4.76 km) thick. Greenland, the world’s largest island, has an ice sheet extending 656,000 sq. miles (1.7 million sq. km), about three times the size of Texas.

• The size of an iceberg varies between 3.3 ft. and 246 ft. (1 to 75 m) above the sea, weighing between 100,000 and 200,000 tons. About one-ninth of an iceberg’s volume is above water. It’s very challenging to determine the shape of that portion that lies underwater.

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ICY INFO (continued):• Icebergs are composed of freshwater ice that has

broken off a glacier or an ice shelf, causing them to fl oat freely in the open water. During the warmer weather of spring and summer, the formation of icebergs increases as they separate from the Greenland and Antarctica ice sheets and from other outlying glaciers. About 15,000 icebergs separate from Greenland every year, but most melt long before entering the Atlantic Ocean. Less than 400 will fl ow south of Newfoundland into the North Atlantic.

• Iceberg Alley is the area about 250 miles (402 km) southeast of Newfoundland, Canada. This is where the Titanic struck an iceberg and sank in April of 1912. Prior to that disaster, which caused 1,500 deaths, there was no system to track icebergs and protect ships from collision. Immediately, the U.S. Navy began patrolling the waters, and the following year a permanent international system was created.

• About 93% of the world’s icebergs are found in the Antarctic, and they are much larger than their northern counterparts. The largest iceberg on record was sighted in the Pacifi c Ocean in 1956 and measured 60 x 208 miles (97 x 335 km), with over 12,000 sq. miles (31,000 sq. km) of area, larger than the country of Belgium. In the Northern Atlantic, a 551-ft-tall (168-m) iceberg was reported in 1958, the equivalent of a 55-story building.

• If all the ice in the world were to melt at the same time, the volume of all the oceans would increase by 1.7%, with a rise in sea level of 1180 feet (55 m). This would be the equivalent of the Empire State Building standing in water up to the 20th fl oor.

• Water freezes from the outside in, expanding as it freezes. Tiny air bubbles are trapped in the water as it freezes, and the air is pushed to the center of an ice cube, which is shy cubes have cloudy, opaque centers. Ice cubes made from tap water have more air content, making them cloudier. If you want your ice cubes to be perfectly clear, start off with hot water, which has less air than cold water from the faucet. Or use bottled water, boiling it briefl y before freezing.

• When can you trust walking on ice? Ice with a thickness of two inches (5.1 cm) will support the weight of a man. Ice that is four inches (10.2 cm) thick will support that man on horseback.

• Hail forms inside strong thunderstorm clouds when those clouds with updrafts pick up water droplets and carry them above the freezing level. Hailstones measure between .2 inch (5 mm) and 6 inches (15 cm) in diameter. In North America, “Hail Alley” is where hail is most common, that area where Colorado, Nebraska, and Wyoming meet. Cheyenne, Wyoming is the continent’s most hail-prone city, with about 9 to 10 hailstorms during the time from May to September. Vivian, South Dakota recorded the U.S.’s largest hailstone in July, 2010, with a diameter of 8 inches (20 cm) and a weight of 1.93 lbs. (0.88 kg). The world’s largest fell in 1986 in Bangladesh and weighed 2.25 lbs. (1 kg), and was about the size of a cantaloupe. That deadly storm killed 92 people.

• What’s the difference between ice and dry ice? Regular ice is frozen water, while dry ice is frozen carbon dioxide. Dry ice is much colder, with temps below -108 degrees F (-78 C). Carbon dioxide does not go through a liquid state as it cools from gas to a solid state, and it also doesn’t

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Seasonal Wellness Hints – Winter! Seasonal Hazards:

Indoors Holiday trees & plants, tree water, lights & electrical cords, tinsel, string, ribbon, rubber bands, decorations, potpourri dry & liquid, etc. can harm your cat.Household cleaners and bleach are very toxic to cats (poisoning and/or chemical burns).Holiday stress can affect cats so protect your cats from parties and too many people.Open ducts, woodstoves, fi replaces, and indoor air pollution can be deadly. (Carbon monoxide)Family prescription medications, dental fl oss, string, and cleaning sup-plies can be deadly to cats.Holiday foods, candy, alcoholic beverages, & treats can be dangerous.Computer cords/mice, electronics, loud sounds & bright lights are dan-gers.Hot stoves, grills and appliances (cats sleeping in clothes dryers & wash-ers) can burn or kill cats.Survey your house for any other potential dangers and “cat-proof” your house!OutdoorsWinter damp, cold, snow, frostbite, high winds & no shelter can be deadly to your cats.Garages have antifreeze, motor oil & grease, warm cars/engines & poi-sonous chemicals.Cats being hit by a car or truck are common.Cat fi ghts with diseased cats can make your cat sick – FeLV & FIV.Being hurt or killed by coyotes, foxes, owls, hawks, & mountain lions are common in Colorado.Hunting and ingesting a ‘bad meal’ are common.Diseases like Rabies, Bubonic Plague, West Nile Fever, etc. are possible with outdoor exposure.

Ways to Stay Well: (“An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!”) Your cat needs to eat a balanced, healthy diet and have access to fresh, clean water.Provide some bathroom privacy! Put the litter box in a quiet, easy to access place and clean it twice daily. In multiple cat households, provide one more litter box than cats.Play with your cat and have cat friendly toys – play reduces cat stress so play with your cat!Groom your cat often: daily if possible. Watch for skin problems, dan-druff, bumps, sores and painful hair mats. These may require professional removal.Create cat friendly safe havens in your house – add cat towers, kitty cups and window perches.Keep your cat healthy with annual adult health exams and senior cats (>8 years of age) need health exams every 6 months (1 human year is 4 years to your cat).Keep all cats inside for safety or build a safe outdoor atrium (a fenced run in the backyard). The most dangerous time for a cat to be outside is from dusk until dawn.Do quarterly health reviews on your cat – ask ‘early warning’ health questions.Educate yourself to Cat Illnesses – read the book “Cats for Dummies”.Use Revolution to prevent parasitic/vector borne diseases.Microchip your cat . . . >90% of microchipped cats lost in hurricanes were returned!Check your cat’s weight – a loss or gain could have important health consequences.

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study the assassination? 5. Where is John Kennedy buried?6. What newspaper is referred to as the “Gray

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would you be? 1. In the South Pacifi c, 2. The West Indies, or 3. The Caspian Sea?

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11. If you were a tsetse would you be: 1. A bloodsucking fl y, 2. A part of the male reproductive organ, or 3. The currency of Belize?

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13. What government department is called HUD? 14. The humps in camels are storage places for

which one: 1. Water, 2. Bile, or 3. Fat?15. Name a South American animal that is a

member of the camel family? 16. What ocean borders the Republic of South

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Arkansas, Kansas or Oregon?19. What is the name of the ocean at the North

Pole? 20. What is Azerbaijan?

Answers: 1. Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas 2. Lee Harvey Oswald 3. Texas Book Depository 4. Warren Commission 5. Arlington National Cemetery 6. New York Times 7. Vomiting 8. Libya 9. The West Indies 10. Trombone 11. A blood sucking (African) fl y 12. Hyperbole 13. Department of Housing and Urban Development 14. Fat 15. Alpaca or Llama 16. Atlantic 17. Pretoria 18. Any one 19. Arctic Ocean 20. A country north of Iran

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ICY INFO Continuedmelt. Rather, it changes directly from a solid into a vapor.

• The word “ice” doesn’t always refer to water that has frozen into a solid form. It can also refer to an air of unfriendliness or animosity, when the atmosphere turns to ice. It can be a snack of shaved ice fl avored with sweetened juice. The term can also mean fl ashy diamond jewelry or a smokable form of an illegal methamphetamine. As a verb, to a hired assassin, it’s slang for killing their victim and to a baker, it’s what they do to a cake. To a hockey player, it’s their skating surface as well as the act of shooting the puck out of defensive territory and far into the opposing team’s territory. If you’re too busy at work to take any time off, you put your vacation on ice when you postpone it. If you’re in an awkward social situation and no one is speaking, you might break the ice by offering the fi rst remarks. But be careful about offensive remarks – they might put you on thin ice, meaning you’re in a diffi cult situation.

• A glacier forms when multiple snowfalls occur over many years, even centuries in mountainous or polar regions. Glaciers form only on land, and fl ow very slowly across the land, powered by gravity, altering the shape of the Earth, creating valleys, morasses, crevasses, and changing landforms. Not surprisingly, the world’s largest glacier, Lambert Glacier is located in Antarctica.

FAMOUS WOMEN OF THE WORLD:

ERMA BOMBECKAs one of the world’s favorite columnists, Erma Bombeck caused us all to laugh at the humdrum routine of our daily lives. Here’s how she got her start and achieved her success. • After losing her father when she was nine, Erma and

her mother moved in with relatives and her mother went to work to support them. While in junior high, Erma was already showing her gift for humorous writing, with a column in the school newspaper. Her column in her high school paper two years later was a serious column, with a mix of wit. At 15, she landed a job at the Dayton Herald as a part-time copygirl, and at 16, she published her fi rst journalistic effort. This came when Shirley Temple was visiting Dayton in 1943, and Erma’s interview with the child star became a newspaper feature.

• Following high school graduation, Erma joined the Herald full-time, writing obituaries and other minor assignments. Then it was on to the university and an English degree.

• In 1949, Erma married Bill Bombeck, and when they adopted a child in 1953, she put her journalism career on hold to become a full-time wife and mother. In 1964, with three children, she resumed her writing, penning weekly columns for a small local paper, the Ketterling-Oakwood Times, for $3 each, writing from her small bedroom at home. The following year, the Dayton Journal Herald asked for two columns a week, paying $50 apiece. Within three weeks, the articles went into national syndication, appearing in 36 major U.S. papers under the title “At Wit’s End.” Her columns drew inspiration from the humorous side of her life as an ordinary suburban housewife.

• Just two years later, Erma was popular nationwide and began giving lectures across the country. In 1967, her columns were compiled into a book published by Doubleday. During the 1970s, 30 million people in the U.S. and Canada were reading her columns in 900 newspapers. She was also writing for several popular magazines. Erma then branched out into television, appearing on Good Morning America for more than 10 years. She was the author of 15 books, most of which were bestsellers, and one that was turned into a television move, The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank.

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How easy is it to replace just the pane of glass? -- Candace G., Ithaca, N.Y.

A: Replacing a single glass pane is a pretty straightforward job, one that can be accomplished quickly once you have

the supplies and tools at hand. You’ll need, of course, a replacement pane of glass. Because the original pane was shattered, the exact dimensions need

to be fi gured out. Do this by measuring the width and height of the frame. Then, subtract 1/16 inch from each side -- this

will allow a bit of space for the new glass to expand and contract in changing temperatures.

When cleaning up the broken glass, did you save the small metal tabs or spring clips that were spaced around the

frame? If so, keep them around to reuse; otherwise, you’ll need to buy replacements. The metal tabs are called gla-

zier’s points and are used in wooden frames; the spring clips are used in metal frames. These help hold the windowpane

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they can cut the glass to your specifi ed size.Make sure you have the following on hand for the repair:

Window putty (also known as glazier’s putty), a putty knife, glazier’s points or spring clips (for metal frames), a wire

brush, steel wool, fi ne-grit sandpaper and a soft cloth.Remove the cardboard and tape patch and clean up the

frame to prepare it for the new pane. Take out any remain-ing points or clips and carefully scrape away the old win-dow putty. This may be the most time-consuming part, as the putty may have hardened and adhered to the frame. Be

patient and work carefully.Once the old putty is removed, wipe the frame clean. Then

add a new line of putty by forming a ball in the palm of your hand, then rolling it out into a long, thin line about the width

of a pencil. Press this line of putty around the edge of the frame on the side on which the new pane will be attached. Insert the new pane of glass, pressing it against the new putty. Hold it in place with one hand, and with the other

hand, insert glazier’s points or clips. Points should be placed every 8 inches around the frame and pressed into the wood

using the putty knife or a similar tool. Clips can be placed in existing holes in the metal frame.

Use a little more putty to secure the pane on the side closest to you, by dabbing it into areas where the glass touches the

frame. Scrape away excess with the putty knife. Clean excess or spilled putty from the window and the

frame using the putty knife and a wet cloth. Let the putty dry and cure for about four days before painting.

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• On Dec. 30, 1862, the U.S.S. Monitor sinks in a storm off Cape Hatteras, N.C. Just nine months

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• On Jan. 5, 1920, the New York Yankees major-league baseball club announces its purchase

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• On Jan. 1, 1946, on the island of Corregidor, in Manila Bay, 20 Japanese soldiers approach a lone soldier -- literally waving a white fl ag. The

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• On Jan. 3, 1967, Jack Ruby, the Dallas night-club owner who killed the alleged assassin of President John F. Kennedy, dies of cancer in

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• On Jan. 4, 1974, President Richard Nixon re-fuses to hand over tape recordings and documents

that had been subpoenaed by the Senate Water-gate Committee. Nixon would resign from offi ce

in disgrace eight months later.

• On Dec. 31, 1984, Bernhard Goetz, the white man dubbed the “subway vigilante” after he

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STRANGE BUT TRUEby Samantha Weaver

• It was beloved American pianist and comedian Jimmy Durante who made the following sage

observation: “Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.”

• Famed markswoman and exhibition shooter An-nie Oakley was born the daughter of Quakers, who

gave her the name Phoebe Ann Moses.

• It was in July 1911 when daredevil Bobby Leach became the second person (and the fi rst man) to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. His daring came at a cost, though; he spent six months in a hospital, recovering from injuries due to his feat. He later

went on publicity tours, recounting his experience and posing with the barrel that took him over the falls. He was on one such tour in New Zealand in 1926 when he slipped on an orange peel, injuring his leg slightly. The leg became infected, necessi-tating an amputation -- which still didn’t save him. He died two months later, the daredevil felled by a

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• Those who study such things say that fully 10 percent of the country’s total income is due to

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• You might be surprised to learn that only two out of every 10 ears of corn grown in the United States actually ends up being eaten by people. The other eight are destined to feed animals and to be made

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• If you’re like more than half of all Americans, you’d be willing to live in a haunted house -- pro-

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• There are those who say that actor Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns.

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When signing up for Obamacare, enrollees can apply for an ad-vanced subsidy by estimating their income. Payments go directly to the insurer. Their subsidy level is then adjusted once they fi le a tax return with their actual income for the year. In some cases they may have to repay some of the subsidy if they underestimated or get a refund if they thought they'd earn more than they actually did. Enrollees can also opt to pay the entire premium up front and get a refund at tax time.

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Every day of our lives, we make assumptions. We assume that the people we encounter regularly will behave in the manner to which we are accustomed. We assume that if we take care of our cars, they will get us to where we want to go. In fact, we need to make assumptions to bring order to our world. But in some parts of

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Of course, not all investment-related assumptions are bad. But here are a few that, at the least, may prove to be counter-productive:

“Real estate will always increase in value.” Up until the 2008 fi nancial crisis, which was caused, at least partially, by the “housing bubble,” most people would probably have said that real estate is always a good investment. But since then, we’re all more painfully aware that housing prices can rise and fall. That isn’t to say that real estate is always a bad investment — as a relatively small part of a diversifi ed portfolio, it can be appropriate, depending on your goals and risk tolerance. But don’t expect endless gains, with no setbacks.“Gold will always glitter.” During periods of market volatility, investors often fl ee to gold, thereby driving its price up. But gold prices will fl uctuate, sometimes greatly, and there are risks in all types of gold owner-ship, whether you’re investing in actual bars of gold or gold “futures” or the stocks of gold-mining compa-nies. “I can avoid all risks by sticking with CDs.” It’s true that Certifi cates of Deposit (CDs) offer a degree of preservation of principal. But they’re not risk-free; their rates of return may be so low that they don’t even keep up with infl ation, which means you could incur purchasing-power risk. Again, having CDs in your portfolio is not a bad thing, but you’ll only want to own those amounts that are suitable for your objec-tives."The price of my investment has gone up — I must have made the right decision.” This assumption could also be made in reverse — that is, you might think that, since the price of your investment has dropped, you must have made the wrong choice. This type of thinking causes investors to hold on to some invest-ments too long, in the hopes of recapturing early gains, or selling promising investments too soon, just to “cut their losses.” Don’t judge investments based on short-term performance; instead, look at fundamen-tals and long-term potential.“If I need long-term care, Medicare will cover it.” You may never need any type of long-term care, but if you do, be prepared for some big expenses. The national average per year for a private room in a nursing home is nearly $84,000, according to a recent survey by Genworth, a fi nancial security company. This cost, re-peated over a period of years, could prove catastrophic to your fi nancial security during your retirement. And, contrary to many people’s assumptions, Medicare may only pay a small percentage of long-term care costs. You can help yourself by consulting with a fi nancial professional, who can provide you with strategies designed to help cope with long-term care costs. You can’t avoid all assumptions when you’re invest-ing. But by staying away from questionable ones, you may avoid being tripped up on the road toward your fi nancial goals.

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