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by Michael Mitter

On behalf of the Third En­ vironmental Club. 1 would like to thank all those who participated in our Earth Day celebration, particu­ larly those who brought a reusable mug to use. In many cases, the simplest things can bring about im­ portant changes in the long-term. Though our celebration managed to produce minimal waste for the size of the event, we still ignored some very fundamental restorative prin­ ciples on which Earth Day was founded.

It is easy for intelligent people to become cynical in a world w here the avenge person feels in­ creasingly powerless to change things. We must remember, how­ ever, that we have inflm-ruY nm only as voting citi7x'ns of our re­ spective countries, but also as cus­ tomers, individuals, and managers. Business is intertwined with all of these, and as we know, business wields an increasingly vast amount of power in the world. By making choices which encourage env iron- mental awareness by business and customers, we will aid in improving everyone's standard of living and avert impending ecological disas­ ters.

True costs of products are not always reflected in their price due to lack of consideration for en­ vironmental degradation, health hazards.andpollution. B\ charging a high price for our disposable plas­ tic cups on Earth Day. we hoped to

alert students to the costs which w'e do not always think about, such as the fact that plastics take hundreds of years to decompose in landfills. andoften leak out toxiccompounds. not to mention the harm that they can bring to wildlife. A cup which someone may use for an hour at the pub will exist for hundreds of years after thev have recovered from their hangover. (In the near future, reus­ able beer mugs will be available at the pub to reduce plastic cup waste.)

By taking a minute to think about the consequences of some of our most basic actions, b\ reducing our own wastefulness, and by vot­ ing w ith our pockethook.s for more environmentally sound products, we

which many o! them are ignoring. Changes m the market will of course force businesses to adapt accord­ ingly and to make the necessary transitions, which w ill ultimately be profitable. Such a situation would be much better in the long-term than paying millions of dollars to avoid change, as many businesses are cur­ rently doing.

We are not perfect, but we can all try to be more considerate to the people and other living things with whom we share ourplanet (and future generations) by doing what we can to bring about greater envi­ ronmental awjreness Thank you for your time, and thanks to facili­ ties, audio-visual, and security for their patience and assistance with the Earth Dav events.

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Tor. I regret that 1 have not had much time to write many Op-Ed's but, as you are all well aware, time has not been in abundance this semester. First, I would like to say that this semester we have actually managed to lum a profit, due primarily to the efforts of my incredible Financial team of Michael Pascoe as Advertising Manager and Gin lyer as Financial Manager. 1 would like to thank them for their efforts above and beyond the call of duty.

On the editorial side we did not have any major controversies, aside from a brief bout with the Creg Louganis issue. My editorial policy has always stood for the freedom of expression and 1 tried not to let that right be infringed upon while still avoiding printing information that proved to be inaccurate (like a particular letter to the editor thai was pirated from our office and posted on classroom doors). 1 hope I have .succeeded to your satisfaction. 1 could not have put out the issue each week without the unfailing assistance of my staff. Thank.s Karen. Tim and Claudia. I arn pleased to announce that Cbudia Brun, our cream e genius- this semester, will be talcing m>v a! the he!rr. cf Ds:, TV;,- for the summer. Her staff will consist of K.im Dempsey. Managing Editor. Dean Caire. Design Editor; Vean Gregg, Financial Manager: Gin lyer. Adver­ tising Manager; and Amy Nemschoff of Sheboygan. Copy Editor. Needless to say. 1 feel as though I am leaving Das Term capable hands.

Although there have been mistakes, and you have been kind in not pointing out all of them to me. I feel our team here has put together some high quality issues that triedto combine seriousness and humor. It isadelicate balancethatisdifficultto maintain. DasTor'K here to be your voice on campus, an outlet for your praise, frustrations and ideas. Not to mention that we do pay for some articles - letters to the editor and ASLC related information excepted (it seems not too many people are aware of that money factor).

While I have enjoyed being Editor, I can't say it has all been fun, but it has been a valuable learning experience. Of course. I would also like to thank ray two roommates. SaraLynn (who 1 have known since the first day of 7th grade) and Mimi Wada for being great sources of inspiration and wit. And finally, I wouldlike to thank all the students who contributed to Das Tor this semester. So long and thanks for all the fish.

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The Gate"Wherever we travel, whenever we pass from one country to

j another we must go through a gate. However. Ba» €or means more 1 than simply the traversing of borders; it stands as a symbol and artery of communication through the barriers of superstition, ignorance.

| dogma, racism and prejudice; traditional enemies which continue to 1 be a detriment to progress and global peace.

Idealistic though it may sound, it has now become the respon­ sibility of our generation, the future leaders of the international community, to make every effort to widen these gates and succeed where previous generations have failed.

Has !T.or must therefore be an open forum for debate, a clearing house of ideas that may further prepare us for the international community and further augment the 'reputation of this youthful institution."

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All letters to tlvreditor. opinion ancf commentary columnsexpress the opinion of the writer and not necessarily those of Das Tor. the student body the faculty as a whole or the adminisrarjon. Das Tor will not publish unsigned letters or commentaries but may consider withholding a writer's name on request Das Tor reserves the right to edit Letters to the editor. opinions and commentaries for length and clarity.

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From the President's DeskA Final Word from Aaron

Dear Fellow Students,

Important: As some of you know, the school is consider­ ing contracting out the food ser­ vices. There are two potential contractors. Aramark and Marriott. Their respective pro­ posals are due on June 1 and deci­ sions could be made as early as June 8 on whether to 1) contract out the food services and if so. 2) to which company.

This timeframe is very awkward for students due to fi­ nals and the break, but I know that a lot of us have strong feelings about this issue. I would encour­ age you to send an E-Mail — with your past observations and expe­ riences, both good and bad — to Marilyn H"dock in the Business Affairs Office at 'HUDOCK, MARILYN @ staff .American Graduate School" on the 'all us­ ers' address list. Marilyn has as­ sured me that Lee Stickland (the Vice President for Business Af­ fairs) will see these comments beforeadecisionismade, I talked to President Herberger, and he said that he, too. would like to see these comments before making a decision: Marilyn will get your letters to him also

So take 15 minutes out of your busy week and send that E- Mail; remember, you can't com­ plain if you don't help make a change. Also, please CC a copy of your letter to both Marnee Reiley @REILEYMC and myself @AYLSWOAE; Marnee will be heading up the ASLC Dining Ser­ vices Committee; we are looking for five or six students who will be here this summer to work on the Committee. If you are interested, please let either Marnee or myself know.

In other news, interviews were held to fill the vacant ASLC positions. There was a good pool of candidates and the newly rati­ fied officers of the ASLC are:• Tomas Soto as the Latin Ameri­ can Representative;• Grace Mo as the Public Rela­ tions Chain• Erik Vandershaft as the Om­ budsman;• Dan Edwards as the Career Ser­ vices Student Chair;• Corinne Gutfran as the Alumni Chair.• Kelly Kerr as the Student Devel­ opment Committee Chair.• Tabatha Chapman as the Envi­ ronmental Coordinator,

Toaccept the CSSC chair, Dan had to resign his position as the Asia Area Representative. This is the only position empty at this time, and I would encourage students interested in the position who will be around this summer to drop off a cover letter and re­ sume at the ASLC office by this Thursday at 5:00. The responsi­ bilities of this position are to: 1) attend and participate in the weekly ASLC meetings and 2)

promote Asian cultural events during this summer's 'Around The World Night*. First priority will be given to a citizen/passport holder from Asia, the Indian sub­ continent, or Australia; second priority will be given to any other student with a demonstrated in­ terest in Asia/India/Australia.

A "Thank You" goes out to N'annette Weaver at Computer Services. Last week 1 took over a list of 19 students who were not receiving campus-wide E-Mails. and Nannette took time out of her busy schedule and figured out how to get these folks on the "all stu­ dents" list. Thanks again. Nannette. (If anyone else is still^^» r*« »W«» KC» •^l**"."-. J-*—— ,.™,, ri*v wn utut 1*31. pivuM. uiup j>uuiname off at the ASLC office.)

Julie Hale, oneof the Rep- resentatives-at-Large. will be han­ dling Student Health Center is­ sues for the ASLC. Please see her article in this week's Dan Tor re­ garding changes in services pro­ vided and changes in the studem insurance program.

Again, the ASLC office will be closed for (he two week break, beginning at 5:00 this Thursday. If you have any unfin­ ished business, (i.e. International Student Identification Cards, park­ ing tickets, etc.) please get it taken care of by Thursday.

Okay, if you are going to be studying abroad or on an in­ ternship this summer, good luck, send a postcard, and we'll see you in the fall. If you are going to be here this summer. I'll see you at the new pool. If you are graduat­ ing, best wishes for your career, and stay in touch.

Respectfully.

Aaron Ayhworth ASLC President

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The Phoenix Sister Cities Commission encourages profes­ sional educators and full-time stu­ dents who are interested in interna­ tional business toattend Interchange 95 at reduced university rates. A Wednesday University Pass will be S35; a Thursday University Pass will be S50; and a 2 day Pass will be S75. These prices include breakfast, lunch, speakers, and workshops.

Only a limited number of these University Passes are avail­ able, therefore, we encourage your faculty and full-rime students to sign up early.

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Spring commencement will be held on Friday. May 19.1995. at the Arizona Biltmore. 24th Street and Missouri, at 9:50 a.m. Dr. Subroto. Secretary General of the Organization of Petroleum Export­ ing Countries (OPEC). will deliver the commencement address.

Dr. Subroto, a noted expert in international trade and econom­ ics, will draw from his experience as the Secretary General of OPEC and over 30 years of experience in international trade, to present his views on global management. More than 400 students will receive Master of International Management degrees. The graduates come from 36 U.S. states and 41 foreign countries.

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The Thunderbird community raised S1.335.17 for the children that were victims of the bombing and their families. Russell and I would like to send a special thanks to the two anonymous donors who sent cash in the interoffice envelopes. Jeff Markley who donated $500 from the PUB. and the daughter of one of our students who donated a portion of her allowance. Letters of appreciation will be out this week.

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A long-time member of the Third family will be leaving at the end of this semester. Beth dark, the Student Health Center nurse, will be retiring at the end of June after many years of dedicated service. Although her shoes will be tough to fill, the Administration is in the process of hiring a nurse to handle the responsibilities of the campus Health Center.

In addition to the loss of our valued caregiver, the Health Center will undergo other changes as well. AsofMay 19. Acordia Benefit Services of California will handle the student insurance policy. The new insurance will provide ihe same benefits and coverage as our previous policy. Moreover. Acordia is researching the possibility of staffing the Healih Center with a Physicians Assistant a few days a week. This mid-level Practitioner w ill be able to prescribe medications, reducing the number of students being sent off-campus to the doctor's office.

For those of you who will be graduating this Spring or will he aw ay from campus for the Summer semester, a three-month bridge or continu­ ation policy may be purchased for S15'K Applications can he picked up at the Health Center and must be mailed inio the insurance company b% May 19. If you have any questions or concerns about the new policy, contact the Health Center at 978-72?!!. And remember to stop by and say good-bye to Beth'

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To Your HealthASLCStudent Development

Committee Survey ResultsThe Student Development Committee is a student-run organization sponsored by roe

Development Office and the ASLC, dedicated to the idea that a school can only grow and improve through the involvement and financial support of alumni.

Our purpose is to educate the student body about the development process, philanthropy, and global philanthropic traditions primarily through projects that foster a closer relationship among the students and the greater Thunderbird community.

On March 16. members of the Student Development Committee conducted a survey of current students to obtain feedback concerning matters that are pertinent 10 the committee. Below are the results of this survey:

!. Are you male or female112. Countrv1 of Ongin?. Current semester of enrollment4. Anticipated month and year of graduation5. Have you ever donated time or money to an educational institution'*6. Do you believe current sutdents should donate time or money to their schools'17. Do you believe alumni should give time ormoney in support of their school?Please answerthe next tw oquestions based on thefollowing scale:.Not comtortable= 1 Somewhat comfortable=5Very comfortable=108. How do you feel when asked to make adoration of time to a school?9. How do you feel when asked to make adoration of money to a school?10. Would you be in favor of your class helping to make a class gift project an annual tradition at Thunderbird (for example, the 1978/79 class gift of the multimedia room in the IBIQ?11. If Thunderbird graduating students were to donate one thing to Thunderbird this year, what do you think it should be 012. Five years after graduating would you con­ sider donating time or money to Thunderbird?

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4.Mav"95 = 22rfAug95=132Dec'95 = 32%Jan'96 =11Mav96 = 26*Aug% = 3^After Aug% = 39*5. Yes = 58%6. Yes = 47%7. Yes 92%8. Average = 639. Average =5210. Yes =75%ll.Conpiws=5212.Time: Yes = 74%Money: Yes = 82%

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France = 3Sweden = 3China=3Russia = 3Venezuela=2Costa Rica=2Cok>mbia=2SJCorca=2Poland = 2Belgium = 2Switzerland =2

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One of the committee's findings was that an overwhelming majority (75%) of the students surveyed were in favor of making the class gift project a tradition at Thunderbird. Increasing campus-wide technology was the most frequently cited idea for a possible class gift.

As a result, the Student Development Committee will be pursuing this option along with different ideas for fundraising activities.Other projects scheduled for this summer and fall include: Balloon Race Phonathon Establishment of a Class Agent ProgramThunderbird's 50th Anniversary Celebration

We are currently seeking students that can volunteer their time to serve as class agents and/ or work as members of the Student Development Committee. Our first meeting for the summer semester will be on Thursday, June 8 at 4:00 in the Kellogg Conference Room (2nd Floor-World Business). We will determine a regular meeting time for the summer semester at this time.

For further information on the Class Agent Program or the Student Development Committee, pkase contact the Development Office at 978-7746 or stop by our booth at dub Day on June 8th.

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I huv e eaten s< urn: \ cry ::< »0 1« x xi and some pretty mediocre food

I fui\ c also had si >nx; „'< >in;x¥ - titi< *n in the food en tic arena. w hich 1 •A doomed. Hey. wntinp about fond can get, well. audhitbonn:: rhoudit: there :ire only so many 'A ays tode- scnhe the tasie ot tood! Alter wntin;: !S anides about restaurants. I have had just about enough. Another thought: its much cheaper to write political commentary .

So. here ore some of my all time favorite restaurants and the re­ views that went with them.

Town <$ Country Shopping Center <20th Street and Camelbackj

I have a weakness for Piz/a. There I said it I have tried pizza in almost even' country- and every state I have visited Rural Japan'1 Yeap. China ? Yeap. Russia ? Yeap. Turkey'1 Yeap. Nigeria '.'Yes sir. So. while i may not be a gourmet cook, or aprofessional food critic, 1 think I have a little expertise in the pizza arena. Yes, my parents are from New York City and yes. NTC has the w orld's best pizza.

It u as with great delight that Ircadabout the opening ot a ifc'vi Pi/ya place in the Town and Country shop­ ping center on Camelback and 20th Street. The critic waxed lyrical about the crust, the atmosphere, and the size oftherestaurant. Itwashisdescription of the "Rosa" pizza, however, thai rnade my hunger pangs start 10. well ... pang.

Biaflco is a wonderful local Pizzeria that could he best described as Phoenix Chic. The place is smal 1. with no more than ten tables, a bar. and anopen wood-fired brick oven where. if you were bored, you can watch your pizza being tossed, topped and cooked

China Bandito: Mexican-Chinese Restaurant (NW corner Greenway and 19thAve)

I must admit that the idea of a restaurant that mixes Mexican fa­ vorites with Chinese food intrigued me. What better place for an interna­ tional manager to try out the future ofcuisine.

What a crazy idea. I had to stop, pause, andputmy life on hold, as my bran tried to reconcile two of America's fevorie tastes, "getting to­ gether" so to speak. Whataaaness, what weirdness, what absolute imagi- nation. In other words, why didn't I think about h before!

Chino Bandito is the North West's secret success story. Opened just a few years ago, the takee outee has been voted the number one take out in Phoenix several years running. Custornosevenwritepoernsandsongs about their cravings for Chino Bandito's unique takee outee. My overall reaction is: check this place out, it could be the start of a national craze. r%stFtaanowChinese-Mexi- can. Well, maybe not ChinoBandito is a fabulous place to go.

Island Teriyald:NW Corner of S9th Ave and BellOpenDaSy: 10:30-9Mpjn.

I am almost embarrassed to j :tdmitthatl have iiist filled im Islaivl i lenyaki .reqiieni dining c;ird .1 lull twnnnnithsbetiia'ik'vpifi'si I''Kiwis and the ! hhistieei' Vs. I"hird< in*! Chirk Shipley tuts curkmieil a diiim tine tenv.iki (VIA! nisi, >oe niile annh

A tenv;iki howl, (or those.it you no! tamili.ir with this latest .-jili- ruiry delight to come mi! <>t Jap.in. is nothing more ;han a howl <••! nee covered 'with called chicken and tenyaki sauce WhilenotstrictK Japa­ nese - the Japanese variety usually does not have Tenyaki sauce - this dish is very tasty and. for those of vou worried about such things, relatively healthy,

In my eves the key fn am tenyaki bowl is the quality, tempera­ ture and freshness of the nee Many a good chicken topping and fabulous sauce has been ruined by old. stale, and dry nee.

1 know. someofy ou are think­ ing, right, nee is nee is nee. But. no. after living for two years in Asia (Ja­ pan) I reali?£d that the stickier, hotter. and sweeter the rice the better the tasie of everything else. Indeed, afterliving in Japan and eating some of the best nee in the world. I went to China and was incredibly disappointed K the low quality of the ricrx'rvtxi through­ out the ci Hintry I stand Teny ;iki. ho« - ever, serves up a mean Kiwi of nee

Island Teriyaki has a lot of competition in the neighborhood. From the already entrenched Kyoto Bowl and Tokyo Express to Jack in the Box and the local Chinese Take out. there are several places serving a decent bowl of tenyaki. However. Island Teriyaki. i think, has staked i xii a niche - the "Island" theme - and has managed to raise the quality of a how I of chicken above it's competition

Support your local Third graduate - again - arid try a Maui or tu o oraCatalinaoraSingapore... Island Teriyaki: another wonderful dining experience only a few minutes from campus.

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TBirds Grow Wings

On April 231 decided to finally go see the canyon It took me two hours to get there. Was I speeding? No...we were flying! Thanks to the pilots of the ThunderflJers, eight Thirds were able to see the canyon from a whole different angle. The detour we took over Sedona was even more amazing. 1 must admit it all looks more impressive from the air.

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Students may soon be faced with deciding between a mixed burrito and a quarter pounder instead of the home cooked meals we've grow n accus­ tomed to. Marriotand A.R. A. are submitting bids this month to take over the food services program which has been run by Thunder- bird since 1946. This will come as quite a shock to most Thirds who have been left oui of this decision making process, and has e to face the realities of commer­ cialized food services. While opinions about the best alternative may vary. any equitable de­ cision must involve the input of the students who will have to live with and pay for thechange.

The possible impacts of such a change are considerable and include the health.enjoyment, and pocket books of all T-Birds. A food court option, forex'mple. could replace the current all you can eat buffet with mini stations for vendors such as Taco Bell or Pizza Hut. This would eliminate the meal plan and likely result in higher costs to students. Catering to fbe religious and other special student needs would no longer be available. Additionally, the idea of eating fast food three times a day is less than appealing to most students. Alternatively, if the suc­ cessful bidder were to retain the same buffet style cafeteria, profit requirements would likely dictate price increases, and/or quality decreases. The food services de­ partment docs not currently oper­ ate at a profit.

A key factor motivating the administration to sell off the food services lies in the potential "donation" of the successful bid­ der towards the construction of the new cafeteria. While funds have already been set aside for the planned construction, the "donation" would potentially

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free up those funds to be used for other pourposes. On the surface, it looks like a great deal for the school. The reality, however, is that this gift will ultimately have to be paid for by the students in the form of higher food prices, and/or decreased quality. Thus far. the administration has not demon­

strated any concern about the flip side of the coin

Lee Stickland. vice president ol Business Affairs says that the ad­ ministration will be mak­ ing a final decision on the issue as early as next month When asked why students were not being consulted, he stated that

Russell Evans has attended meet­ ings concerning the matter but that no additional student involvement has been encouraged. Currently, the ASLC President-elect. Aaron Alsworth. is recruiting students to form a food services task force. This will likely take too long to defer acceptance of the bid offers, though, due to the "fast- track" handling of the is­ sue by the administra­ tion.

The administra­ tion has good reasons for doi ng what appears to be an attempt to slide this issue through without student involvement. This is not. after all, the first time the issue has been raised. In Spring, 1993. the administration underwent similar pro­ ceedings to sell off food services. The efforts were met with a strong uproar on the part of the students and many faculty, reportedly prompting Thunderbird to agree to not raise the issue for at least another three years. Two years later, the issue is not only- back, but being fast-tracked dur­ ing student finals.

Another disturbing aspect

of the way this is being handled is the apparent "slap in the face" received by the food services staff. Officially, the staff has noi been notified coneming the prospec­ tive take-over Morale within food serv ices has suffered considerably due to gloomy prospects for those currently employed should the take-over occur Without want­ ing to he quoted, the sentiments of nunv stjft members reflected a real concern for the welfare of the students. It is doubtful that any run-for-profit company that moves in will be capable of catering to the many special needs of the stu­ dents the way Food Services has in the past. With many current staff members having served T*birds for ;he pa^i Ccn io twenty years, they have dedicated them­ selves to their their jobs and to the many thousands of students whom they have served. It is doubtful that any fast food stand will have such a positive impact.

Whether it be a good idea or not, the fate of the food services will have a direct and powerful

The idea of eating fast food three times a day is less than appealing to most students.

impact on students. Will the ad­ ministration fail to consult the stu­ dents on such a critical issue, or will the students wake up and smell the pizza? The answer to these questions may occur sooner than we think.

Ed. note: Aaron Aylsworth ad­ dresses this issue in his letter to the students on page 3.

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No More Cases??by CaHosCandia

Finally. NO MORE CASES - the semester is almost over. Did we waste our time? We have always heard the statement that "knowledge is power," Does this mean that once we learn all the thestories related to business we will become powerful business people? If this is so. have w e w. asied our lime reading all the cases in accounting, finance, etc.'.'

1 graduated in 1975 is a Petroleum Engineer started my own drilling fluids company in Latin America in 1980 and worked throughout my career in oil-well drilling operations in different parts of the US and Latin America. When I decided to come to Thunderbird, 1 sent my transcripts to the school for credits, but 1 did not recei ve a single one. Of course! How could I? In my engineering studies. I did not have the pleasure of learning those important facts ofli fe. such as, "when you get an asset you debit your accounts", or "the time value of money", or "supply and demand", or more importantly that "in order to understand international pol itics you had to become a Gilpin disciple..."

The school did not wish to deprive me of this knowledge, so I had to take or CLEP all of the 3000 ievei courses required for the M1M degree. That was at the beginning. Today, after learning all the impor­ tant facts of life and Gilpin's dis- cipleship to the 3000 level courses, this semester has been completely different It seems that the entire semesterhas been spent on studying cases dealing with a variety of busi­ ness situations.

Thequestion "Did we waste our time studying casesThas come to my mind What do I think? The way I feel about this subject is -NO, wedidnotwasteourtime. I am sure

that more theories or studies of dif­ ferent issues could have been learned from textbooks, instead of using the time to study cases. But when we say "knowledge is power." I do not think it means thai theoretical or textbook knowledge gives power. 1 think thai true knowledge consists of power, power to tackle a prob­ lem, to break H down, sort out ihe facts, see what inus! be done, and then get it done. I do not think that this kind of power can he taught or given. It has to be acquired and it has to be acquired by painstaking personal effort. In real life, experi­ ence is our teacher. In school, as close as we can get to acquiring experience is to study cases. One can say that the cases lacked real­ ism, but at least they seemed to convey the essential nature of busi­ ness problems and we found that there are different ways to solve them. There are no templates or formulas given to find the correct solutions, only hard investigative work.

My work experience in oil- well drilling did teach me that the most important tool to deal with problems is not only how well you know the principles or theories in­ volved, the ability to be creative in using the textbook theory and re- sources at handisalso needed. Here in graduate school I am learning the same lesson, but for business. The case studies are helping me to de­ velop the required ability to solve problems and the basic courses gave me the textbook theory.

These are my thoughts. Please let me know what you guys think, since we do not have any more cases to study and finals will be a piece of cake. There is time for everything.

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by Mike James

Flat tax fever has hit the Republican party this year. Dick Armey. a Republican representa­ tive from Texas, started off the cur­ rent flat tax debate in January with his proposed flat tax. While a flat ta.x appears to be a fair lax for aJ I. the fact IN thai it is an unlairtax for most.

Just implementingaflaitax would involve something that we would all consider to be unfair, tax hikes. Since no honest politician today can actually claim that the US government could afford to reverse the deficit reduction program insti­ tuted in 1992 by President Clinton and the Democratic Congress, any fi<ii lax would have lo be revenue neutral. If this nation moves to a flat tax from our current graduated tax structure, some Americans will find that the flat tax increases their tax burden, and others will find that the flat tax reduces theirtax burden. For example, while the tax rate for the middle class may be similar under the flat tax as it is under the gradu­ ated tax structure, the middle class will still pay more since they will lose all interest deductions on their home mortgages.

Dick Armry's plan is nearly revenue neutral according to the US Treasury Department. He achieves this by (you guessed it!) RAISING

TAXES on all Americans earning less than $200.000 dollars a year by between $300.00 and $1.700.00 annually. These tax hike figures are of course conservative since Armey fails to explain how he would cover the rest of the STO billion budget shortfall that would result from his plan over five years. So. Armey will have to find new ways to lax the American people or abandon $9<X)

billion worth of government rev­ enues which could both slaughter the deficit reduction program and eliminate the new spending prom­ ised by the Contract With America (such as the new defense buildup).

Armey's plan also uncov­ ers another devastating flaw with the flat tax. People earning under $2QO,OOOayear will bepaying more taxes not for me purpose of reduc­

ing the deficit, but to give individu­ als earning over $200.000 a huge lax cut. Remember, for the flat tax to be revenue neutral some wilt hav e to pa\ more so that others can pay less Is the middle class familv from Peoria Illinois read) to fork over more taxes so that Donald Trump can have a tax cut in time for Christmas?

Some Republican ideo­ logues might smugly respond to this with: "The rich create jobs so they should not have to pay taxes." This ignores the fundamental truth of economics. It takes more than just investment and the rich to create jobs. Ittakesalargemiddleclass.it takes small entrepreneurs, and it takes investors of all income brack­ ets from smalltime retirement funds to GE Capital to create jobs in America. So why not give every­ one a tax holiday?

The idea of the flat tax in­ trigues most because of its simplic­ ity, but a flat tax in practice would become just another unforgivable lax hike for middle America, If the Republicans decide to push for the flat tax, the middle class, myself. and the Democrats will be waiting at the next election ready to flatten the Republican party at the polls.

Under the Willow Treeby Scott Wallace

Yes!!! 1 have finally found it - and I am willing to share my secret since I won't be here during the summer. A coffee house that is not located in a strip mall! The Willow House, located on the corner of 3rd avenue and McDowell (149 W. McDowell) is a unique 1920's style house that has been turned into what the owners call a "bohemian™ coffee shop. The Willow house is an ideal place for studying in a re­ laxed atmosphere, there are sev­ eral couches and tables (including a large study table for group meet- ings) located throughout the house. You will also find the walls and cupboards full of local

arts and crafts for sale at reason­ able prices. If you are lucky enough to find a summer day that

is under 120 degrees, there is also an outside lawn with picnic tables that imparts a scenic view of McDowell road. During the

evening hours (Monday through Saturday) the outside area is uti­ lized as a mini stage where you can hear quality local Musicians at no extra cost.

Happy hour on espresso and coffee drinks is Monday through Friday 4-7 p.m., which means half price! Although the drive from campus may take 25 to 30 minutes. I believe it is a "Bohe­ mian" experience that is well worth the trip.

By the way the coffee is excellent and their cheesecake is exceptional (New Times best Cheesecake for 1993). Enjoy the summer and keep the coffee brew­ ing -1 will be back in the Fall!

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Industrial Workshop:Martin Engineering Mining

Equipmentby Mark Heuchen

Few Third>reali/etheof>-portunitio that an !ndu>tnal \V ork- %hop i \VB 55< * 11 can offer, We are Nc\en \iudentN who are airrentK revO\enn^ from stre^tul hut re- >A urdirii: fact finding tnr> to France. German) .ind the I'K. as well a-> twocompum presentation*, in Illi­ nois The course w a> u thorough!) stimulating expenence. function- ins a> j capstone that synthesizes mum ot the learnings from other classes. Here ore the details:

Dr. Bodo Schlejelmilch (Prof, of Marketing. Department World Business) selected a team ot students with diverse language 4.:!!- and v.'ork experience-, to-.*, crk on a consulting project (Mark Heuchen, Gerhard Kohler. Gahriela Mondino. Matthew Ovian. Julie Payne. Steven Ross. HegeTronsaune). The sponsoring company. Martin Engineering, spe­ cializes in the production and serv­ ing of conveyor belt systems and flow aids.

As far as the current con­ sulting project is concerned, Mar­ tin Engineering commissioned us to conduct a thorough market analy­ sis of the EU and to develop strat­ egies for extending their market presence. To this end we initial!) conductedu comprehensive search ot printed and electronic databases, including Nexis Lexis. Prelimi­ nary field visits then led us to a large open pit copper mine and a cement, sand, and gravel operation in Arizona.

This was followed by an interim report at the world head­ quarters of the company. After agreeing on further details with Martin Engineering, five members of our group set off to visit current and potential customers in Europe. This involved suchexci ting assign­

ments as coins into a deep pit mine to inspect a state-of-the-art eight kilometer convey or belt system. It .ijso meant copinc with hardships such as lost luggage, toed poison- mc. and e\en a lack of hot regular coffee input i Steven).

Returning to Arizona, we found ourselves with only three weeks left before thing out to the scheduled final presentation in Chi­ cago. During this time, we managed to complete a 250 page document including an industry analysis in each El" country, customer leads. an image analysis of Martin Engi­ neering and its key European com-

tative and quantitative statistical analyses. Moreover, we had to pre­ pare a two hour presentation for the final meeting with the company. Preparing the report and the presen­ tation in such a short time required. of course, a number of very late nights and intensive group work. including the night before the final meeting, we worked furiously with Prof. Schlegelmilch until 3*0 a.m.

As we wriie this note for Das Tor, we are sitting in an MD Super-SOrsmming from Chicago to Photrnn Taken collectively, we teel thai ihis course is highly recom­ mended as a denouement to the Thunderbird experience. In addi­ tion to generating a revenue of some 525 .(MX). Martin Engineering is so satisfied with our performance that they have already entered into dis­ cussions for commissioning a simi­ lar project for the fall semester. Should you be interested in this type of learning experience, which ischal- lenging and great fun. send your resume and a short cover letter to Prof. Schlegelmilch in the World Business Department.

GIVE 'EM THE BIRD!The Insider's Guide Needs Jour Comments

"Give 'era the bird!" is the rallying cry of foelnsider's Guide. Recently, the successful editor of many Insider's Guides, Josh Teweles, turned over his trade se­ crets and stories to the new editor. Lean Loven. Leah and her assis­ tant editor, Anne Yaeger will be publishing foclnsider's Guide next fall. But now is the time to express your thoughts and opinions on your teachers forthis semester. Wereal- ize that finals week is an inoppor­ tune time to fiU out questionnaires. But at what better time are you acutelyawareofwhetherateacher's tests reflect the material from the lectures? What better opportunity do you have to advise or warn your fellow students that a class may or may not be worth approximately S2000? When else isablankpiece of paper presented to you with the

simple request that you tell us what you think and we will listen?!

The time is now. Forms were distributed in boxes and are still available at the Post Office. Take a moment to fill out the forms anddrop them in the box by the door of the Global Market in the Post Office. If you no longer have the form, Anne and Leah have extras with them or simply write your teacher's name, class and thoughts on a blank piece of paper.

The Guide is an ASLC af­ filiated service club of Thunder- bird. As such, it is published for you. Yet the quality oftheGai<fe directly corresponds to the number of responses received If you have ever used it, or browsed through it, please help us to make the Guide better and tell us what's on your mind. Give'em the bird!

Mav 15, W5Sas lor Pace 9

HUMORI'm Going Deep, Deep, Deep Under Cover

Lost Will and Confessionby Deep Croat (alias Steve Shaw)

"...What else should I he''/All apologies " • Kun Cohain

So before we end and then begin/We'll drink a loasl to how its been/A ft*' more hours to he complete/A fen more nights our group will meet/A fen more times thai / can say/I've loved these days" - Billy Joel

I must confe>s it feeK strange to come out of hiding and reveal my real lace and name. I feel like Greg Loupanix coming out of the doset. Yeah, rirht Had you going for a second But don't worry, I'm not going to open up that silly can of worms again. One thing I know -I'm no hero. Just a regular working stiff with an overdeveloped sense of humor and way too much free time on my hands

I promised everybody I knew I would insult them in my last column - kind of like an anti- yearbook that you can look back on and say - God. that guy was a real asshole. The best way to do it is an old technique I learned in sleepaway camp in Pennsylva­ nia. Which leads to another point -I'm about as Croatian as pickled baring. Anyways, the technique was known as the "Last Will and Testament." and you would leave things to your friends and en­ emies that you think would be useful to them. It can be either a tangible object or a piece of ad­ vice. Get the idea? So, Steve Shaw will now divide the spoils of Deep Croat's estate...

To Senator McCain: a copy of "Howto Prepare for Your Audience'*

To Roy Herberger: a clue phone - incoming calls only

To the Rest of the Ad­ ministration: anything that would keep the tuition from doubling every three years

To Keith Woodward: a tub o' Percodan

To Scott Moreno: fetch me a draft first, then look under my hand...hmrn. .Anti-serendip­ ity, baby!

To Jemima Bowden: a copy of "Barfly." so you can fig­ ure out what the hell Scott and 1 are talking about

To Steve Barnes and Ja-.cn Greemtem: an old grand piano, v. hich iv probably the only ihmg that's been played more often than they have

ToSunHiPak:a Zen Koan - What is the sound of one hand slap­ ping'7 - useful when deal­ ing with drunken hoy- friends

To Fin (Sun Hi's friend): a copy of "White Gloves and Party Man­ ners." which explains the best way to dispo>e of partially eaten food

To Nupur (also Sun Hi's friend): an ad­ junct professor position at Western International University

To Robert Criste: a bag of wind, inflatable upon speaking

ToWendyandWhitney: matching t-shirts

ToMoniqueWeston: 165 pounds of kind (no, not that, a person)

To Yvonne Montanino: my couch, my bed. my clothes - everything but my body

To Kelly Killian: no more caffeine; you've had enough, dammit!

To Doug Bragdon and Heather Brooksbank: a private bathroom/playroom

To the Hockey Team:

nothing. You already got what you deserved

To Professors Selling and Mahoney: a personally autographed anthology of my works

To Dave Chase: a life­ time supply of Bud (double mean­ ing implied)

Deep Croat exposes himselfDisclaimer: Objects in the picture may be

smaller than they appear.

To Neil Sainsbury-Canen a bad hair day, or you just run out of hair mousse

To Farokh I am: journal­ istic objectivity

To Mike Oakes: an edito­ rial position at High Times maga­ zine

To Les Proctor a cast iron liver

To Karen Habra: a Won­ der Bra

To Mike Pascoe: a copy of "Zen and the An of Motorcycle Sales"

To Sharane Sherman: the

recognition you claim you don't have

To the rest of the Das Tor Staff: a use for 31 extra MacSE's

To Bud Clutter: Fred the Cactus. Feed him. take care of him. but for God's sake get your hands off my &*$<£(£! bicycle'

To Mike Alcorn: mem­ bership in the Medi vac Frequent Flyer Plan

To Rosalie Hall: a copy of "V'hdr.o-uuk un i5 dollars a day"

To previous groupmates: you don't need anything-you've already learned from the best

To the Russian Club: Nee pucha. nee pera

And to the rest of you. one final mes­ sage:

I (Steve Shaw) am on to brighter pas­ tures, to New York via St. Louis, leaving a trail of rejection let­ ters and angry hockey players in my wake. Where I will end up is

a mystery. So I leave you a way to remember me. When you are geeking hard just before a mid­ term or final, getting depressed because what' s-their-face doesn't want to sleep with you after they found out about your little prob­ lem, or considering redecorating a Federal Building in middle America, hold on a minute. Go to the computer center and use the only real "free" resource on this campus - the Internet. I have left a map to the funniest sites, which are guaranteed to get your mind off your hormonal imbalances. Re­

member - laughter is the best medicine...or is it vodka?

There are plenty of cool sites, but these are my favorites:

Da Map: Get into Netscape, then Net Search, then use W'ebCrawler Searching and type in: Humor:

and click on: The Humor Wholesalers, then scroll down to: Other Humorous Material (Please excuse Diane from not being in school yesterday. She was in (vd with gramps.. iThis is true stuff 11

or click on: Miranda's Home Page, then view Monty Py­ thon stuff (This parrot's not dead It's merely stunned, is ail.)

or click on: Lauphwer Redneck Humor (It you've e\er used lard in bed. you might be a redneck...)

orclick on: Entertainment Stuff, and poke around. The I'Mich stuff is excellent.

or click on Operation Webcnme. then poke around and scroll to Humor Texts, use it toget to Wrecked Humor, then to Other Sources of Humor on the Net. then poke around. The Economist Jokes are superb.

You can also start your search by typing in "Light Bulb" for a host of classics from the Joke List (How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? a)None. The Invisible Hand does it. b) None. Market forces will cause it to change by itself.)

In closing, I would also like to thank the over two dozen people who allowed me to corrupt their morals the night of the Sun­ set Concert - I'll miss you all. Since I'm jobless (for now) the ultimate party pad awaits all of you who wind up in the NYC area this summer. Call Das Tor for more info.

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ATHLETICSBeware When Exercising in the Heat

Exercising in hot weather can be safe, but oily if you ureter- stand the threat that heat poses to your body. In order to maintain a consistent core temperature of 98,6° F. the human body depends on a sophisticated thermoregulatory sys­ tem. This means that the body must dissipate, or "lose", most of the heat produced by normal body functions.

During moderate exercise in cool er average weather this dis­ sipation takes place by passive heat loss (conduction, convection, and radiation) and through the exchange of air in breathing. But during the intense exercise, internal heat pro­ duction can increase by 10 to 15 times the resting rate. And during hot weather, passive heat loss is inadequate.

As summer approaches, it is beneficial to review the signs, symptoms, prevention and treatment of heat-related illnesses. Generally. such heat-related problems occur in individuals who are not acclima­ tized and are in poor condition: how­ ever, it can occur in high-condi­ tioned athletes.

Strenuous exercise, espe­ cially in extreme heat and high hu­ midity, can result in significant losses of body water via sweat in the ath­ letes. Qectrolytesarelostinsmaller amounts than water, but both the lost fluid and electrolytes must be replaced or heat disorderswill mani­ fest.

Heat usually escapes from the body surface to the cooler sur­ roundings by conduction and radia­ tion: but when tjie temperature of the asurrounding air is equal to or above that of the body, all of the heat must be lost through vaporization of die moisture or sweat from the skin surfaces. Humidity in the atmo­ sphere also interferes with vapor­

ization from the skin surface; there­ fore, when temperatures are high and the humidity is also high, con­ ditions are ideal for retention of heat within the body and the devel­ opment of heat-related illnesses.

Several heat disorders can occur when excessive amounts of body water and electrolytes are lost via a single episode of intensive

exervices or. more completely, in accumulated losses over a period of days to inadequate fluid replace­ ment. Heat cramps arc caused by water depletion, not salt loss. Char­ acteristically, the large muscle are affected such as the quads, ham­ strings, gastrocs, and abdominal muscles. Simple fluid replacement should resolve the cramping. If there is no improvement, thai medi­ cal attention should be sought.

Heat exhaustion is caused be depletion of the mtravascular fluid volume. As heat is trans­ ported fromthe interior of the body to the surface, the skin vessels be­ come dilated and a large amount of blood in the skin. Symptoms in­ clude rapid weak pulse, rapid shal­ low breathing, pale and clammy skin, profuse perspiration, dizziness, weakness, headache, vomiting and loss of consciousness. Treatment should include removal of the indi-

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vidual to a cool environment, re­ moval of clothing and replacement of lost fluid. The individual should be treated for shock and immedi­ ately transported to a hospital if there is no improvement. The dan­ ger of progressing to heat stroke should be foremost in the minds of those treating heat exhaustion.

Heat stroke is a complete failure of the body's thermoregula­ tory mechanism. Itisaiifethreaten- ing disorder. The combination of massive water depletion and high cardiac outpui may lead 10 a com­ plete failure of sweat production. Symptoms include dry. hot. flushed skin: rapid pulse: rapid labored breathing: a body temperature of !f)6 c ftr hi?her andc^nvuNjon* If conscious, the athlete will be irra­ tional and disoriented. Most, how­ ever, are unconscious. Heat stroke is a medical emergency and requires transportation to a medical facility without delay. Rapid cooling is imperative, usually by total body immersion in cold water. Brain, liver, and kidney damage will ensue if rapid cooling does not occur.

Prevention of heat-related disorders begins with a free and unlimited access to water. The use of salt tablets to replace sodium should not be used because such a large concentration of salt in the athlete's stomach causes H20 from the system to be concentrated in the G-I tract. Liberal use of table salt is sufficient to replace sodium lost through sweat. Slow acclimatiza­ tion to exercise in the heat is an important preventative factor. Most acclimatization occurs in the first 4 to 7 days and is usually complete in 12 to 14 days. Particular attention should be paid to heat, humidity, the amount of clothing worn and weight loss of athletes. Those individuals

" who are at particular risk to devel­ oping a problem are overweight, unconditioned athletes, individuals recovering from a recent febrile (fe­ ver) illness, and anyone with a his-

; tory of heat disorders.

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In Defense of Rugby

by Anne Yaeger

A week ago last Saturday. someone was hurt playing rugby. Trushar Patei broke his jaw. Be­ lieve me. 1 know. For I can now cross off my to do list; 1. Ride in an ambulance 2. Learn the intri­ cacies of exactly how to wire a jaw and 3. 500 creative, yet exciting recipes for blended food Please trust that 1 am not taking Trushar" s injury lightly. I cer­ tainly do not wish to see anyone. much less one of my best friends nun and in the hospital. Rather. the reason that I am writing this commentary is to correct a mis­ conception that 1 heard repeatedly after the injury. Many people's reaction was that rugby is such a violent game. And that Tru'sin- jury was solely related to the fact that he was not wearing equip­ ment and the barbaric nature of the sport. While, it is certainly correct that had Trushar not been playing the game, his jaw would not have been broken, 1 cringe to hear people instantly slam and blame the sport of rugby.

As an ex-rugby player, I know the game well. And as a sports enthusiast, I spend many winter afternoons watching foot­ ball, as well as other sports throughout the year. Sports, as a rule and not an exception, cause injury. Rugby is not alone in this department.

A common misconcep­ tion is that because rugby players donotwearprotectiveequipment, they are more prone to injury. I would argue that I know soccer players, another group of athletes sans equipment, who have broken arms, sprained ankles, and broken off teeth while playing the game. I know a runner with one foot in a cast and someone who chipped a bone in their ankle simply walk­ ing down the street. All of these injuries occurred on our campus, this semester. Conversely, ath­ letes that wear protective equip­

ment, may incur injury because of that very equipment. It is com­ mon knowledge that football play­ ers use their helmets as tackling weapons and hockey players trip opponents with their sticks. It is the activity and the contact which cause injuries, not necessarily whether an athlete is wearing pro­ tective equipment.

Rugby is also often viewed as somewhat uncivilized and barbaric. Perhaps I might remind you that the Stanley Cup playoffs are currently on TV. fea­ turing a game no less known for its fightsand violence. Andspeak- ing of fights, what about the sport created solely for the purpose of knocking another human being out cold? Rugby is a game with a theory behind it. a concept and a sport with millions of fans and players throughout the world.

I feel that people jump to blame rugby for injuries because they do not understand toe game. They look upon a field of men huddled together in rather odd con­ tortions, and open field tackles which rival many highlight vid­ eos and are confused by the game and many people love it. Because of this lack of knowledge, they jump to easy conclusions and scapegoats without analyzing otherpossibilities. Perhaps it was a cheap hit by the other team, perhaps Trushar was thinking about his imminent Zulu, perhaps it was the game.

Yes. people are injured during rugby games, as they are in many other sports and daily ac­ tivities. What I would like to ask of you is simply to wait a moment before blaming rugby as a sport for the injuries that may result, for it is a game that is not inherently dangerous or barbaric. And one more thing, if you have any cre­ ative blender recipes or extra straws, please call Tru!

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ATHLETICSIntramural Champions Futbol Club Thunderbird

of the Worldby Laura Ranquist

Congratulations to all the Thunderbird Intramural Champi­ ons from the Spring '*)5 semester. and Thanks to all the Intramural Coordinators for their hard work! Those of you who didn't win the Champions, better luck next semes­ ter. Intramural T-shirts (Without the "Champions") are on sale for SI2.^)0 each through the Athletic Department,

Basketball Jade Cnttenden AJex Ro>enGayton Duncan Vina FultzIU!S A1V2TC7

Doug Campbell Gnffin Pickard Kyle Widner J.C Salazar

Soccer"White Knuckle Shuffle" Mam Ovian Christoph Ackermann Gabriel Huerta Lucho Martinez FurkanFuat Jorge Goncalves Vicente De Gregorio Miles Kan Andy EUison JohnLoyack

Softball"Homeless Hitlers" Randy Schilling Dan Rothhaum David Wright Ashly Moretz Chns Boyle Kyle Widner Melissa Haves Neil StansburyCarter Ted Osmond Warren Hill Amber Hill Robert Wendm David Melrose Gina Pascal Rosalen Schilling

Volley-ball - 2 person "Ethnocentric Nationalists' Will Waskow Tyier Tholen

Vollevhall - 4 person "Beach Bums" Steve Snyder Brent Pkkett Todd Ranney Doug Mathieux Mcole Seward Tanya Shelbume Scot: Pierce Chris Dirx

The Fat Lady Sings— Thunderbird Soccer 1995 —

bylrwinM.Fletcher

The Thunderbird intramu­ ral soccer league finished last week. and in typical fashion, the final match went down to the wire. As piayoffs began, the league once again showed that fiitbol is the most competitive and talent-laden sport on the cam­ pus. The regular season had fin­ ished with a three way tie for first place and neither Las Vegas nor Jimmy the Greek .would touch the odds on phoosing a winner, j In the first match in Clutter Swamp, the Inbrcds waded to a 1-0 win pver last semesters* champs, Den Glade Laxen. Fabrizio Soto scored the solo goal on his teams behalf. After the game, the soon-to- J>e married team Guru Brett Beals was quoted as saying something completely slurred,derogatory, and generally incomprehensible. Wit- jjbesses claimed it was something like, "This is was a government |oospiracy. Call in the Militia!!" I In another playoff match, f van, Gunther, Fernando, Ziad, Jay l&nd company ushered Team Chaos to an early exit, 5-0. These goals ivere not easily won as the field was mush and the goals were smaller man usual. Team Chaos captain Brent Jenkins was happy with his teams' performance and promised more from his team in the future.

According to Brent. "Hey. we lost, but if Flavio had been here, we might have losi 10-0!" So Los Compadres and the Inbreds passed on to the semi-finals.

In the semi-finals later thai day. Los Jodidos squeezed by the Inbreds. 1 -0. The team was playing

without their scoring power­ house. Carlos

"Schwarzenegger" Pages, but controlled the game and passed on to the finals. Else­ where, the White

Knuckle Shuffle de­ feated los Compadres in a

hard-fought battle. Jorge Goncalves and Furkan Firat pro­ vided the goals needed for the win.

In the finals, the W.K.S. met Los Jodidos II in a meeting of talented soccer players from all over the world. The game raged through regular time and in overtime it was Colombian star. Lucho. of the W.K.S. who drew first blood with a blistering shot. Jorge Goncalves put the game out of reach with another unstoppable shot. Final score W.K.S. 2, Los Jodidos II 0. It was a game thai was played well by everyone. A few pitchers of beer later, the game was forgotten and friends shared old stories. If only international di­ plomacy was this easy.

Gkndak City Champs for Third Consecutive Ifeaiby John Loyack

As the intramural league roared to aclose. Thunderbirds proved that the> can play together as well as they play agaiasj each other. How­ ever, the Glendale City Soccer league has proved to be an extremely ugly cross-cultural experience for American* and for- ?<;; :? - eigners playing on the Ji-j Thunderbird team. Amen cans have been try­ ing to change the game of soccerfor years inorderto make i t a more acceptable sport, but soccer still re­ mains a game that foreign players control- This has been evidenced over the last month and a half us F.C Thtinderbircrias sim­ ply walked over competi­ tion in their quest to three-peat.

Goalie Don Smith gave up only two goals in the last sixgames.as well as posting four shutouts and im­ proving immensely throughout the regular season. Team Captain Robert Cnste. Christopher Mexas and Fabrizio Soto provide the scoring power for Team Thunderbird. while

CragWadeJorgeTrujillo.andGabnel Huena shut down the opposition on defense.

Although much of the oppo­ sition represent that wonderful link niche of people who live in mobile

larly tough. Teammates Jeff Long. Ivan Amayo. Greg Sarrail, Willy Watson. Christoph Larrosa. Karen Habra. Robert Cardiru. Chnstoph Ackermann. Carlos "Pretty-boy" Pages and John Loyack have all joined

together, representing all parts of the globe in an e ffort to bring a third con­ secutive titk to the Thun­ derbird campus.

In the end. Thun­ derbird won in less then dramatic fashion by dis­ missing a group of sub- amateurs by the score of 2-1. The flou of the game proved so embarrassing

homes and eai beans from a can, this league has pro\ ided some \ ery strong competition. The teams in the Glen- dale league all certainly pla> hard and pla> towiixalthough the ideaof sports­ manship is often lost in the process. F.C. Thunderbird has won the league for the last tw o years in a row. but this year, competition ha> been particu­

they decided to stop play­ ing at halftime. Robert

Canlmi scored hoth goals on his team s behalf while Crmg Wude controlled the defense. Forthose playing this f;J!. plea.se contact Willy Watson, the newK-crowned Thunderbird capuun and don't forget your shin-guards. Aisi. a special note of thanks goes out u> our ne\rrfailingsupponersMary HelenJulie. \^ena\. Oiria. Elaine and Whitnev.

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