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NOVEMBER !"# !$%! • CHICAGO READER 51
By Ben Tausig
Across1. Returns, as an injury9. Oscar-nominated role for
Pat Morita15. 4.016. Flipped over17. Film that preceded “New
Moon”18. Stereotypical orphanage
bowlfuls19. Clinches20. Letters after 40 hours21. 2005 Will Smith film24. Posthumous Michael
Jackson concert film28. Heavy load29. Actor/musician who
hosted “Fishing with John”31. Like lucid responses on
Yahoo! Answers32. Device that might blink
12:0033. More there34. Besieged Syrian leader
Bashar35. Film that brought Brad
and Angelina together38. Unfortunately common
wake-up time for babyJulius Tausig
40. Blender maker41. Type44. Trompe l’___45. Skin mag’s depiction46. Hog wild47. Tarantino film with two
volumes49. Unwatchable Sandler film
about a magic remote50. Joneses51. Carmaker with a gri!n logo53. Boosted one’s lifting56. 1990s comedy film about
an Italian restaurant
owned by brothers60. Obscure61. More bright62. Reagan nickname63. Medieval animal catalog
Down1. Running might burn it2. Scientific truth3. .MOV alternative4. Antediluvians5. Psychoanalyst Fromm6. Herb with roast chicken7. Fed-up sounds8. Rock, for some9. Her first word was voiced
by Liz Taylor10. Elba on “The Wire”11. “I’ll just watch for now”12. Spanish son?13. Styling need14. Puts a face to a name?20. Lusts21. Lane o"-limits to loners,
briefly22. “Monsters” or “Food”
follower23. Craziness24. Ousted Ohio State
football coach Jim25. “Jiro Dreams of Sushi”
pieces26. Savings plan, briefly27. Tech-obsessed conference
series29. Skip town30. Stretches out, as a
blueprint33. Abbr. in dungeons34. MacBook option36. Inside-out symbol of hope
in the ninth37. “Whatevs”38. Ke$ha’s “Tik ___”
39. Twice, a noted Chinesedissident/artist
42. Tone ___43. Super uncool org. despite
having Wizards andKnights
45. Mac hard-drive-searchingtool
46. Producer who worked
with Cobain on “In Utero”48. Fashion designer Geo"rey49. “Shut your word hole”51. Father52. “Life’s ___” (T. Rex song)53. High time?54. Magician Geller55. Breathtakingly juvenile
rap-rock band, for short
56. Consumer protection org.57. Model Carangi who died
young58. ___ Space Holiday59. Taste
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! BR OR MORE "#)%%&"#*((CHICAGO.9331SOUTHLuella,&532E.92ndSt.Nice&quietnewly remod. 5BRw/bsmt,$1700. sec8ok.312-929-6106callafter5pm.ZION,4BRHOUSEFORRENT, 2.5BA,2CarGarage, fullbasement,$1650/month.Closetohighschool.Call847-962-8646MONTGOMERY.FOURBEDROOM,3BAhouseforrent,finishedbasement,2cargarage, fencedyard,$1500/month+secu-rity,630-456-3315.SOUTHSIDE 8836 SOUTH Egg-leston.Duplex4br, 2ba, all appls,AC/heat,1.5 car gar, $1550/mo. Sect 8 OK. OpenHouse Friday. 12/14& 11/21 5pm-7pm. CallSam708-441-7417.AURORA REMARKABLE HOMEready for the holidays, Hardin Ave, 3BR,$1500, nopets, appliances+w/dcall 630-204-5400SECTION8WELCOME. 3523West78thPl. 3BR, 2BA$1550/month. Call 630-853-1228
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