in the last 10 minutes
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What I do when I can't think of anything to write on my blog!TRANSCRIPT
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This is what happens when I can’t think of anything to write on my blog
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Recently I’ve seen a lot of self-indulgent slide decks wittering on about:
“What I did in the last 10 years, blah, blah....”
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You know the kind of stuff:
“10 years ago, I moved from Moose-Butt ...
to Bilgewater ...
and got a job in the slaughterhouse
Things were going great until I met ...
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Mongo the
Pig Who Wouldn’t die!!
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So I wanted to narrow the focus a bit and I came up with ...
Like, Who Cares???
In the last 10 minutes ...
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I lost approximately one hair off my head
In the last 10 minutes ...
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I swear I’m looking thinner!
I lost approximately 3.15 million skin cells:
In the last 10 minutes ...
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I thought approximately 49, individual and distinct thoughts
In the last 10 minutes ...
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... and only 0.013 of them was about sex
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... but, now I’ve just thought about it again so, it’s 1.013, now
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And now, it’s 2.013 Damnit! Let’s move on
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I breathed out 15 times
but I only breathed in 14 times
let’s see how long I can keep that up?
In the last 10 minutes ...
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Hmmm, not long
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My heart beat about 600 times
In the last 10 minutes ...
(except when I was thinking about sex ... then it was a bit
quicker. And now that’s 3.013 times
and 800 heartbeats - aaaarrrggghh!!)
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... and when I was thinking about boring things my heart pumped 50 litres of blood round my body
Which is weird as I only have
about 5 and a half litres
Where’s the rest come from?
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I drank half a cup of coffee ...
In the last 10 minutes ...
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... ate one doughnut ...
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... generated 0.77 grams of poop ...
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... and created this pointless deck of slides
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and I’m still thinking about sex - Dammit!
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References Hair - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923175810AAj1SSA Skin - http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_skin_cells_do_you_lose_each_day Thoughts - http://www.loni.ucla.edu/About_Loni/education/brain_trivia.shtml Sex - http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/15/how-many-times-a-day-do-you-think-about-sex/ Breathe - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080316230101AAg2iBx Heart - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071118032433AAdpaX7 Blood - http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=21474 Poop - http://www.oasisdesign.net/wastewater/sewer/beach.htm