if i were homeless pdf

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If I were home less,- I'd start

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walk ing down to the Flo ri- da- Keys. If I were home less,- I''d

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Girl 1: Look, girls, look. Theres a homeless person, just like sitting there. Right in front of 16 Handles!

All : Ewww.

Girl 1 : Aww, thats not nice.

Girl 2 : I thought all the homeless people died during Hurricane Mandy.

Girl 3 : No, daddy says there are more homeless people than actualpeople in New York City. (CUE)

Girl 1 : You guuuys. Youre being insensitive. Being homeless can be hard. Just think about it.

Girls: Hmmm.Hmmm. Hmmm. Hmmm.

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ne ver smell or get a home less- di sease, If I were home less, I'd

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work out eve ry sin gle- day, and no thing would get in my way.

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flo ssing and I'd ne ver- do drugs, I'd I were home - less, I'd

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save my change to buy a new pair of uggs, If I were home less, I'd

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Li ving on the street, your

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tan is al ways- great, with so li ttle- to eat, you

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don't gain a ny- weight, I'd ne ver- be fat and I'd

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ne ver- be stressed, be ing- home less- is the best.

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If I were home less, I wouldsleep'til one and stay up

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'til three. If I were home less,- I'd al ways- know the nea rest-

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place I can pee, If I were home less, I'd teach my home less friends

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ma ssage, and have a home less- en tour- age-

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Li ving on the train, you save a ton on cabs,

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Li ving on the train, you save a ton on cabs,

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If I were home less,- I could be who e- ver- I wan

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ted- to be, If I were home - less, some guys might get to know the

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